Post by TheSpatialWeeg on Mar 31, 2023 20:00:08 GMT -8
10 total points to distribute
| Discipline | Stat Pts | MOD |
| STR | DNE | +0 |
| DEX | DNE | +0 |
| CON | DNE | +0 |
| INT | DNE | +0 |
| WIS | DNE | +0 |
| CHA | DNE | +0 |
Pizza Tower
not the location, the game itself
Alignment: Chaotic Evil Maybe
Motto: "BECOME The Pizza Tower!!"
Allies/Friends: Its many, many fans. Maybe
Enemies/Rivals: Its many, many haters. Probably
Backstory: link
Appearance: This is where i would post a picture of a boxart if I-
A) had the game
B) had made a 'boxart'
C) wasn't lazy
D) did put some more effort in this April Fools joke
History On Li: Pizza Tower has arrived for the Li-Station PC, captivating the hearts of millions. There's this one copy that's oddly sentient, but I'm sure it's not gonna start building death ray towers to blow up pizzerias in crippling debt. Maybe.
Primary Attacks (3)
Basic Atk 1: Pizza Tower Minion Extravaganza: Summon an array of minions to your beck and call! They stay around until they are moidered and reduced to code.
- Cheeseslime: Literally a living mound of cheese. Slumps around slowly deals 5 contact damage.
- Forknight: A cheese humanoid donning armor and a...fork. It dies after a grapple or 2 hits, and can stab you for 10 damage.
- Mini John: This little guy is just craving the V I O L E N C E. Dies in 3 hits and deals a 15 damage punch.
- Grabbie Hand: A glove with a tiny propeller. Exists solely to grab somoene and hoist them up in the air.
- John Gutter: A giant moai-esque stone block. Does nothing but stand there and gets knocked out in one hit, granting the person a sick battle theme.
Basic Atk 2: Pepperman > Shoulder Bash: Pepperman appears, flexes his mighty muscles and tries to shoulder tackle someone, much to Wario's chagrin because he can't ask for royalties from a projected game character. Enemies take a -2 to their dodge rolls for this attack because c'mon, not everyday you see a pepper flex muscles. [DMG 20%, 2 turn cooldown]
Basic Atk 3: Vigilante > Cheese Bullets: TODAY IS FRIDAY IN CALIFORNIA. S H O O T (cheese bullets at an enemy) [DMG 15%]
Special Attacks (3)
Special Atk 1: The Noise > Taunt: The Noise manifests and...flips the bird. That doesn't do anything except annoy Cool for not using The Noise in a meaningful way.
Special Atk 2: Boss 4 > Scream: The fourth boss manifests and screams. I'm not sure why I'm hiding its existence, but it deals 20 mental damage because it's a rather cursed scream.
Special Atk 3: Pizzaface > Pizza Slam: Pizzaface manifests, laughs, and slams down on the ground. Inflicts Slow and Disabled on DEX because you get covered in sticky cheese all over. [DMG 22%, 5 turn cooldown]
Final Smash (1)
Peppino > Mad Rushdown
Peppino manifests, beating the everlasting snot of Pizzaface....and unfortunately one other character too. Your character gets deleted from the thread, but...thankfully the game also removes itself from the thread, so...that's neat I guess?
Other Info: HAH, I APPED PIZZA TOWER BEFORE YOU, RIDER. HOW DOES THAT FEEL? AHAHAHAHAHA
