King Goomba's Item Depot!
Feb 24, 2014 0:00:36 GMT -8
Maverick Hunter Zero, PolarStarQuote, and 4 more like this
Post by WolfEx on Feb 24, 2014 0:00:36 GMT -8
"----KRZT---- PIP PIP! Welcome to the only Item Depot that is COMPLETELY legal and fairly priced in the entire Life Sphere. So yes pip pip, call us officially licensed as it were. It's simple how this works okay?
I give you a list of goods I have available, then you buy them from me, yes pip. Anything that has a 'x2' or some other multiplier means I have more than one in stock, but the price listed is the cost for EACH! So, look at my list and tell me what you'd like to buy and I'll decide if the price is right. It BETTER be! Don’t forget, I AM a king: if you think you have anything valuable, I’ll be the judge of that! I seek out the best and rarest of items, so if you have something you'd like to trade or sell to me I'll appraise it and we can go from there.
Some items are exclusively found here. To get those you best have some serious moolah pip. So come on, I don't got all day. Check out my stuff and let's get goin!
((Shop inventory last updated on August 4th))
E X C L U S I V E I T E M S
Megalixir ( x1 = Rare Item )
Very rare restorative; and for good reason. It fully restores Vitality of the one who uses it. Any damage the user has taken, any status condition, all will be healed. Only one of these can be in a person's inventory at a time, 600 coins flat rate.
Random Master Ball Generator ( x1 = Rare Item )
An odd capturing contraption that I was lucky enough to get a short supply of! Inside can contain any powerful or, what do they call it pip? Oh, LEGENDARY caliber Pokemon at random. Don't ask me how my people get these creatures with these things, because I may or may not know, and if I did I probably wouldn't tell you until after I get my cash! I DO know when we catch em they come quite stubborn and once called out to battle, they will flee after one attack and you'll likely never see them again. NO WHINING! AND NO REFUNDS! It's only a crummy 650 coins for this.
Random Assist Trophy Generator ( x1 = Rare Item )
A failed prototype from the one and only E. GAG ME I mean, GADD pip! He made a small batch of these and thought they were flawed so he gave em all to ME! So you can only find em HERE! They were meant to be created to summon random POWERFUL mechanical projections of fighters that can temporarily aid in battle, but instead, he found the results were unpredictable and random really did mean well...RANDOM. Sometimes things get summoned out of these doo hickems that are not always good...but not entirely bad either. Other times, they can pack quite the punch, but ALL THE TIME you get what you pay for pal no refunds. 700 coins for this.
Starfluenza Injection ( x1 = Rare Item )
So one night Pip during one of my super helpful brainstorming sessions I broke, I mean, walked into Samus's lab and I swear the door was unlocked, and started to use her table space and lab supplies to experiment with some TOTALLY SAFE AND NOT HARMFUL AT ALL chemicals I found laying ar- I mean carefully gathered as a resource for our wonderful beautiful Life Sphere community.
I had the idea to create some performance enhancing dr- I mean, supplements that would allow those fighting the good fight to get a nice little boost in battle, and also a stealthy edge, so after mistakenly and brainlessl- I mean, cautiously mixing some of my high end powerful chemical resources together, I was able to create a carbon copy clone of that nasty Starvia Disease out there.
I called it, STARFLUENZA! Which sounds way cooler anyway right? Basically you inject this stuff into your skin or circuits, or whatever parts of you you want, and in a matter of seconds you will look and feel like one of those Infected creepos PIP! Upon this action you will become completely oblivious to them and when near their kind, will NOT be attacked!
Not only that, it also boosts all your powers(Stats in OOC language adding a plus two Modifier to each skill) for a good while. (You will take on the appearance of Infected for 4 whole turns with the +2 boost to all existing stat mods in that time period.) It's SO similar to the real deal, that even if you attack the Infected with this in your system, they will not attack you back! It's like repellent! Ofcourse the really strong ones will, and this won't do jack squat, but for the usual guys it will SUPER help! (This does not work on bosses.)
But as is with all well, experimental things there is one small side effect. After a while(After 4 turns is up) you might feel a bit...sick....(You will be afflicted with the Sickness ailment.) BUT HEY IT'S ONLY 800 coins! That's a steal pip!
L I N E E D S
( Refer to the Item Index for descriptions )
Li Gas Mask - A one size fits all mask that expands and changes it's shape to fit any face with the press of a button. Protects the user against airborne contaminents that might harm them, such as the starvia or spores. The filter will only hold out for three turns where it actively blocks airborne contaminents, after which it ceases to be effective until it is taken off and washed thoroughly with contaminent free water. The action of cleaning consumes your entire turn and will be interrupted by any knockback. Also of note, it's entirely possible for an enemy to simply break your gas mask if you use it during combat simply by aiming an attack at your face. 200 coins.
Li Jetpack - Jetpack item designed for use in aerial combat. Made exclusively out of refined Bassnium/Adamantite/Septanite Hybrid alloy for free range of motion and aerial combat against Flying Infected Enemies. The Jetpack has enough fuel to let the user fly freely for 6 turns, but be careful not to let any enemies attack it, lest it violently malfunction and either explode or propell the user into the ground for 12% extra damage on top of the offending attack accompanied by a 50% chance of paralysis on impact. The jetpack can also be thrown at enemies for 12% blunt damage. 300 coins.
DeeDeeDee Brooch - A special magic enhanced item that detrophifies anyone on the spot fully healing them as well. No rescuing required and no hospital visit needed! However, cannot resurrect dead or obliterated characters. 900 coins.
I give you a list of goods I have available, then you buy them from me, yes pip. Anything that has a 'x2' or some other multiplier means I have more than one in stock, but the price listed is the cost for EACH! So, look at my list and tell me what you'd like to buy and I'll decide if the price is right. It BETTER be! Don’t forget, I AM a king: if you think you have anything valuable, I’ll be the judge of that! I seek out the best and rarest of items, so if you have something you'd like to trade or sell to me I'll appraise it and we can go from there.
Some items are exclusively found here. To get those you best have some serious moolah pip. So come on, I don't got all day. Check out my stuff and let's get goin!
((Shop inventory last updated on August 4th))
E X C L U S I V E I T E M S
Megalixir ( x1 = Rare Item )
Very rare restorative; and for good reason. It fully restores Vitality of the one who uses it. Any damage the user has taken, any status condition, all will be healed. Only one of these can be in a person's inventory at a time, 600 coins flat rate.
Random Master Ball Generator ( x1 = Rare Item )
An odd capturing contraption that I was lucky enough to get a short supply of! Inside can contain any powerful or, what do they call it pip? Oh, LEGENDARY caliber Pokemon at random. Don't ask me how my people get these creatures with these things, because I may or may not know, and if I did I probably wouldn't tell you until after I get my cash! I DO know when we catch em they come quite stubborn and once called out to battle, they will flee after one attack and you'll likely never see them again. NO WHINING! AND NO REFUNDS! It's only a crummy 650 coins for this.
Random Assist Trophy Generator ( x1 = Rare Item )
A failed prototype from the one and only E. GAG ME I mean, GADD pip! He made a small batch of these and thought they were flawed so he gave em all to ME! So you can only find em HERE! They were meant to be created to summon random POWERFUL mechanical projections of fighters that can temporarily aid in battle, but instead, he found the results were unpredictable and random really did mean well...RANDOM. Sometimes things get summoned out of these doo hickems that are not always good...but not entirely bad either. Other times, they can pack quite the punch, but ALL THE TIME you get what you pay for pal no refunds. 700 coins for this.
Starfluenza Injection ( x1 = Rare Item )
So one night Pip during one of my super helpful brainstorming sessions I broke, I mean, walked into Samus's lab and I swear the door was unlocked, and started to use her table space and lab supplies to experiment with some TOTALLY SAFE AND NOT HARMFUL AT ALL chemicals I found laying ar- I mean carefully gathered as a resource for our wonderful beautiful Life Sphere community.
I had the idea to create some performance enhancing dr- I mean, supplements that would allow those fighting the good fight to get a nice little boost in battle, and also a stealthy edge, so after mistakenly and brainlessl- I mean, cautiously mixing some of my high end powerful chemical resources together, I was able to create a carbon copy clone of that nasty Starvia Disease out there.
I called it, STARFLUENZA! Which sounds way cooler anyway right? Basically you inject this stuff into your skin or circuits, or whatever parts of you you want, and in a matter of seconds you will look and feel like one of those Infected creepos PIP! Upon this action you will become completely oblivious to them and when near their kind, will NOT be attacked!
Not only that, it also boosts all your powers(Stats in OOC language adding a plus two Modifier to each skill) for a good while. (You will take on the appearance of Infected for 4 whole turns with the +2 boost to all existing stat mods in that time period.) It's SO similar to the real deal, that even if you attack the Infected with this in your system, they will not attack you back! It's like repellent! Ofcourse the really strong ones will, and this won't do jack squat, but for the usual guys it will SUPER help! (This does not work on bosses.)
But as is with all well, experimental things there is one small side effect. After a while(After 4 turns is up) you might feel a bit...sick....(You will be afflicted with the Sickness ailment.) BUT HEY IT'S ONLY 800 coins! That's a steal pip!
L I N E E D S
( Refer to the Item Index for descriptions )
Li Gas Mask - A one size fits all mask that expands and changes it's shape to fit any face with the press of a button. Protects the user against airborne contaminents that might harm them, such as the starvia or spores. The filter will only hold out for three turns where it actively blocks airborne contaminents, after which it ceases to be effective until it is taken off and washed thoroughly with contaminent free water. The action of cleaning consumes your entire turn and will be interrupted by any knockback. Also of note, it's entirely possible for an enemy to simply break your gas mask if you use it during combat simply by aiming an attack at your face. 200 coins.
Li Jetpack - Jetpack item designed for use in aerial combat. Made exclusively out of refined Bassnium/Adamantite/Septanite Hybrid alloy for free range of motion and aerial combat against Flying Infected Enemies. The Jetpack has enough fuel to let the user fly freely for 6 turns, but be careful not to let any enemies attack it, lest it violently malfunction and either explode or propell the user into the ground for 12% extra damage on top of the offending attack accompanied by a 50% chance of paralysis on impact. The jetpack can also be thrown at enemies for 12% blunt damage. 300 coins.
DeeDeeDee Brooch - A special magic enhanced item that detrophifies anyone on the spot fully healing them as well. No rescuing required and no hospital visit needed! However, cannot resurrect dead or obliterated characters. 900 coins.
Last Edit:
May 1, 2021 15:35:07 GMT -8 by Mr. Game & Watch