[Mari]

The Hitman's Alley is a seemingly non-descript alley lined with bootleg wanted ads, many of them illegal. The deal is simple. Anyone and everyone can put up a bounty on anyone and anything. If someone can fulfill the wanted terms on the bounty before a police officer comes by and starts tearing the illegal bounties down, they receive the listed reward! Be careful. If your reward is insultingly low for the given request, it won't just be the police that tear it down. With regards to the hit itself, be creative! To put up a 'hit' on someone, simply fill out the following form and post it here:

[b]Name:[/b]

[b]Picture:[/b] (Only optional if none exists)

[b]Bounty Details:[/b] (Describe the circumstances surrounding this bounty, such as why you have a hit out on them)

[b]Wanted:[/b] (Dead? Alive? In Good Condition? In a cage?)

[b]Wanted By:[/b] (Character and player responsible)

[b]Reward:[/b] (Coins? Items? Misc?)


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Shiya Kirigaya Bounty Details: This boy is a fugitive of my nation: wanted on multiple counts of treason, murder, inciting anarchy, and terrorism. Be warned, he is constantly armed and dangerous. It is ill advised to engage him should you not be adept at dealing with mages. Wanted: Dead or Alive. His body is required for verification, if dead. Wanted By: Tansiett Tamiya (Blade Unlimited ) Reward: 400 coins

Seriri Bounty Details: Legend has it that if you consume a mermaid, you'll be rendered immortal. Which... makes sense to me! Have you ever seen an old granny mermaid? No!! And when you think about it, exchanging the life of a mermaid so that I can live a bunch more lifetimes is a net profit of like a net profit of a dozen lives or more! What kind of sicko wouldn't want to save twelve lives for the price of one?? Can we get a real hero on this?? Wanted: Alive. I'm like, 59/3rds of a percent certain the mermaid has to be fresh and that's too risky for my tastes. Speaking of which, bring Tartar Sauce! Wanted By: Shady Stranger (Mari ) [It lists directions on where to bring her at what times, stating they'll come to you] Reward: There's enough mermaid to go around. We'll all be immortal! --Oh, and I'll pay you 1000 coins if you bring the tartar sauce.

Shantae Bounty Details: The guy hunting that mermaid is stupid. Did he forget the starvia exists?? None of us are going to live long enough to enjoy immortality! But we might just be able to change that if we had a magical genie that could grant us any wish we wanted. Why hasn't anyone tried this before?? Whatever. I need your help capturing a genie. I've got this magic lamp I bought from a monkey that I think I can use to enslave her, but I don't know if I can pull this off myself. Bring her to me and I'll reward you better than that other guy. Wanted: Alive. She can't serve my every wish if she's dead. Wanted By: Shadier(?) Stranger (Mari ) [It lists directions on where to bring her at what times, stating they'll come to you] Reward: 1001 coins

Arle Bounty Details: ...This bounty sheet appears to have been written over by several different people arguing over which of them Arle belongs to. Plus one person who appears to be trying to defend her honor by ... leaving comments on a hit piece for her for some reason. Frankly, most of the comments are gross and objectifying. Also one of them is talking about butterflies for some reason? One thing is clear, though. A great many people are after this girl. Wanted: Alive and in good enough condition for shenanigans Wanted By: Shadiest(?) Stranger (Mari ) [It lists directions on where to bring her and at what times, stating they'll come to you] Reward: 5000 coins

Lusamine Bounty Details: This one has proved to be quite troublesome in furthering my own goals. We seek many of the same things and her connections within the Life Sphere’s inner circle have ensured that she acquires them before I do. I don’t care how she’s taken out, so long as it is done. When she is dealt with, I will arrange a pickup/drop off location, and you will be paid accordingly. Wanted: Dead or Alive. Wanted By: Anonymous (Mr. Game & Watch ) Reward: 700 coins

Zelda Bounty Details: Oh dear, I’m going to have to ask for someone to get me this one back. It seems I let her slip through my fingers a bit sooner than I should have! Injuring her won’t be necessary, but if she doesn’t come willingly, then, well, I suppose that can’t be helped. I need her alive and well though, so do your best to bring her back to me in good condition. Meet me in the Black Market and I’ll offer you a trade of coins for your troubles. Wanted: Alive. Wanted By: Deku Scrub (Mr. Game & Watch ) Reward: 400 coins