[alchefire]

(Digestion check, she'd need a nat 20 to pass thi-
XdZKTCoMp_1d20+4 Pass. Dear god she's not stopping...)

(Cake Dodge
p_1d20-1 Fail, Sango takes 20 damage. The Cake outside hurts more than the cake inside)

Turns out, Sea Draco needed too be more cautious of the cake outside, than the cake inside, as her stomach handled all of that food in an almost miraculous manner. Keeping itself steady... only for her to get schmacked in the face by a glob of icing, knocking her off her chair as she groaned... Next thing she knew, she was being dragged towards the beast by her tail! Great Omnivore coming too life all at once as it began dragging her across too the floor before digging itself into the Cake Monster's body, devouring as much as it could!

(Great Omnivore: Consumption. Sea Draco performs a Cha attack that inflicts Swallowed Whole on the cake monster.
p_1d20 Crit!
p_1d20 Crit confirmed!

Sango would feel herself shudder as her tail snatched up way more of the monster than she thought, she could feel all of that cake running down the entire appendage and into her already full gut before she managed to yank her tail away and grab some of the plates she kept hidden in her dress. The Draco tossing them towards the monster, one of them shattering off a nearby wall before reforming back together and vanishing, while the other two boomeranged around, catching pieces of cake and sliding them towards her so she could consume some of the monster.

(Anything but the kitchen sink!: Never Stay Broken Plates. Light Combo attack that deals 8% per hit
p_1d20+2 Miss
p_1d20+2 Hit
p_1d20+2 Hit. Total damage 16

She would immediately grab her water and down about half of it, before immediately jumping forward too snag some of the cake and shovel it into her maw, everyone else was going crazy on it... so why shouldn't she? With the ferocity of a Dragon, she began too consume more of the monster.

(Sango has drunk 10 Water, reducing her next DC by 10.)

(Chomp
p_1d20+2 Hit! 20%/One Slice of Cake!

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Sea Draco (Sango)
HP: 175/195
Shield: 70/70
Status: Full of Cake
Cooldown (Turns left): Great Omnivore: Consumption (3 turns left)

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[Nostalgia]

Total Damage From All Members: 7 1 0
(dang at this rate Dharkon would have died in like 3 turns. Good thing cake is even stronger than Dharkon muahaha!)

"Oh dear... Is it wrong to feel bad for it?" Rosalina drifted away from the action, wincing in empathetic pain as the cake was... yea it was getting absolutely obliterated inside and out. Is this what it's like when someone drops a chicken leg into piranha tank? Maybe that wouldn't even be as vicious.

From being set on fire courtesy of a small cat and a turtle, being actually exploded thanks to a small child,  was-- was that a spin dash? Did someone just spindash a cake? Though shadow did successfully reveal, the status effect seemed to be ineffective, the cakey-nature muffling the effect! Maybe even worth a bonus slice for being a pioneer and taking a risk And oh so, so so so so, so many bites. Yet amidst all the madness there was an odd clank of a fork breaking into something hard! Amithree! With a legendary double crit, your fork has found something special, A Starbit Cake Core! (patent pending)

This hyper-condensed piece of sugar is so powerful, so packed with energy, so dietarily destructive that when eaten immediately gives someone an extra action! You may not sue for potential side effects such as weight gain, sugar crashes, space time dilation, loss of humanity, cakeification...

Anyway back to the cake monster! Dawn was kinda just bay-blading around inside of it, though... What's this? Cynthia look out you have to open your eyes when you're eating! (Dawn, due to a totally unavoidable circumstance, the pokemon champion would seem to be aiming a cook pot at you! Along with some other curiosity of the subject, I will be making some rules for trying this. Firstly, activating/hitting these abilities works as normal, as if it were a pvp match. If successful, the target will be unable to eat cake and must focus on "getting back in the game", aka beating up the person who dared to do this to them. The escape threshhold will be reduced to dealing 20% damage, since every turn in this competition is quite valuable. Additionally, failing this will force the user of the move to need to make 2 DC checks at the start of their next turn. Consider this a very powerful but risky way to knock someone out of the running. This isn't an official rule,  but do please ask the person if it's okay before hand, to reduce bad feels.)

Sango meanwhile managed to get off a a massive chomp into the beast! Well, Kori did anyways. A powerful technique that would swallow someone whole, excecuted to perfection, a critical success you could say. Once that massive hunk of cake reached your gut it would feel lighter than it probably should, such was the masterful technique displayed by the gluttonous tail. (I decided that a critical swallow whole should be rewarded, for trying new things. The swallow whole is worth 1 slice, and the critical gives a bonus slice without DC increase.)

"Now now, you're getting close! Don't go cake-crazy just yet!" The cake monster had easily 3/4ths of it's body destroyed. Destroyed is a bad word for it, but it definitely wasn't connected anymore. Another good few hits from just about anyone would probably finish it o--

Wwwwrrrrah... rraaAAAA A A A H H H H!

The beast's eyes looked around frantically as it was one-sidedly demolished. How could they get righteous revenge for the sake of cake-kind if they ended so pitifully here, the first step on their journey for cake freedom? And there was the answer. A goopy cake arm reached out towards the competition tables, slamming into the furniture and toppling it over, sending the un-finished cakes sliding into the monster's mass, being absorbed and pulled in to fill what was missing. Their massive arm swept through the entire room, knocking all of the other tables over in a desperate rage!

(Everyone! the cake monster is already getting desperate, give me a 13+ dodge roll to avoid being smacked for 25% damage! For every 3 slices of cake you've eaten so far, subtract one from the roll as the cake slows you down! Rounded down to the nearest multiple of three. EX: if you've had 11 slices, round down to 9 and subtract 3)

But it wasn't done. With every table-ful of cake being toppled over, the monster gathered even more mass than ever before, though it's old pristinely frosted features were gone, for more of a conglomeration of deliciousness evil! This new form came with renewed health, and a more maneuverable form! (The DC to hit has increased to 11+!)

With the sacrifice of it's brethren it has become powerful once more, and turned it's sugary rebellion towards those who had done the most wrong! From the mass, gigantic birthday candles rose from the back of the monster, bottom-up and covered with a huge glob of stick wax on the end, before erupting outwards, the candles lit and rocketing the over-sized decorations!

(If you have 12 or more slices eaten at this point, roll me another 12+ dodge roll to avoid being candled for an added 35% damage! The same dodge penalty as above applies for cake eaten. Alternatively you can try for a 16+ Wisdom roll to pre-emptively duck out of the way, without the cake penalty.)

"Well... Maybe not quite as close anymore. But you're all doing well, remember to hydrate!" This was getting a bit intense, almost all of the lumas were either hiding in the kitchen, out the door, or hiding under her dress, but Rosalina was confident in the abilities of her contestants, they all seemed to still be holding up. So some encouragement would do! If things got too bad for anyone she could always save them with a bubble worst come to worst!
(If you have an ! next to your slices, that means the missiles are targeting you! If there's one next to your current DC it means... Wow thats pretty high. Parenthesis are your next checks, accounting for water you drank this round!)

SPOILER: Click to show

Name:	Slices Eaten:	Current DC:	Current Water:
Donkey Kong	1	9	20
Jr	9	23!	20
Yuumi	12!	21	5
Shantae	2	9	20
Dawn	13!	31!(21)	0
Mary&Rose	16!	31!(11)	0
Shadow	10	23!	20
Pit	10	25!(20)	15
Chell	12!	29	8
Amithree	15!	35!	8
Miah	8	20	20
Draco	14!	31!(21)	10
Cynthia	12!	27!	18
Zelda	10	25!	20

[heirtothemonado]

Yuumi

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9sZu2yr|p_1d20-1 (Yuumi's CON check: Failure. 20 + 14 =  34% damage taken.)

As Yummi readied to cast another spell, another wave of pain lurched from her overfilled stomach and wracked her entire body. She collapsed, nearly falling off Book entirely as she tried to ride the pain out. But it was tough going. The fighting along with the fatigue caused by hauling around the extra heftiness that all this cake was giving her was draining her energy. As the cake monster started smashing up the room, Yuumi didn't even make an effort to get out of the way

p_1d20-4 (Yuumi's CRIT dodge of the Cake Monster! Success!)

Book, however, fluttered its pages desperately to move Yuumi out of the way of the cake monster, barely managing to keep away from it despite stuggling with Yuumi's weight. It fluttered pages loudly, as if yelling at Yuumi to get up. Blinking tiredly, Yuumi gave her head a shake, and stood up on Book's pages, her legs shaking as she tried holding herself up "I-I'm up, Book I'm-"

p_1d20+3 (Pre-emptive candle dodge: Failure. 35% DMG taken)

Yuumi didn't get to finish her sentence. As the candle missile headed straight for her, Book attempted to swerve out of the way. But it just wasn't fast enough. The candle knocked Yuumi clean off of Book, causing her to crash into the nearby wall. She sunk to the floor unconscious...

YUUMI KO'D!

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Jr

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p_1d20 (Jr's CON check: Failure. 20 + 5 = 25 Damage taken)

As Jr struggled to free himself from the side of the cake monster, his stomach started rumbling and gurgling, with a dull pain starting to jab at his insides. Maybe he was overdoing it just a little bit. Maybe. But he didn't have time to deal with a bit of stomach pain. It was starting to get a bit draining, but nothing he couldn't power through for now. Now, he had a cake monster to worry about.

p_1d20-2 (Jr's Cake monster Dodge: Failure. 25 Damage taken)

Unfortunately, the amount of cake Jr had shoved into his stomach had started accumulating, and he wasn't used to the extra weight. It was enough to root Jr in place as the cake monster rampaged, which ended up in him getting swept aside by the cake monster's arm. Struggling to get to his feet, Jr noticed a still full glass of water that had somehow avoided getting knocked over in the chaos. With a gulp, he downed the whole thing. He needed his stomach to calm down a bit, because there was still more cake to be had! Like a Koopa possessed, he dove toward the cake monster again, taking huge bites out of it

(Jr downs the full 20 sips! DC is now down to 3)

p_1d20+1 (Chomp. Success! 20% DMG and +1 cake slice)

p_1d20+1 (Chomp. Failure)

p_1d20+1 (Chomp. Success! 20% DMG and +1 cake slice!)

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Bowser Jr Health: 80/155 Status: Back in action	Yuumi Health 0/145 KO'd

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[Dawn "Platina" Berlitz]

|E3gyqbYp_1d20-8 (Dawn's Cookpot Dodge; Failure)

Dawn was in the midst of furiously taking her revenge on the cake monster when something a bit more solid grabbed her and yanked her back, startling her. Before she could really regain her composure, she was being devoured! A stifled scream of alarm escaped her as she vanished inside the larger woman, squirming in a panic before she was deposited into Cynthia's belly, forced to curl up amidst a sea of pre-chewed cake. “Nnn...” Dawn groaned. (--Oh gross! Ugh! Now look what you've done! Ew... Blech! Why is it so slimy?!) the voice in her head cried in abject dismay. “ . . . It seems I've tricked another contestant into granting us access to the cake they were eating.” Dawn softly replied in discreet amusement, audible as no more than some heavily muffled noises even if you were actively trying to listen to her. (They ATE us. We're finished...) the voice in her head cried. “You give up too easily. There is plenty of cake all around us.” Dawn muttered in reply. (...DON'T YOU DARE!!) the voice in her head screamed in horror. But it was too late.

p_1d20-2 (Cake Eating; 3 Slices)

p_1d20+5 (Con Check; success)

(Nooo-oooooo!) The voice in Dawn's head sobbed in distress as she observed herself indulging in Cynthia's hoard. (Why?? This won't even count! Any cake you eat is still in their stomach because they ate us!!) the voice protested. This got Dawn to pause in her shameless competitiveness for just a moment. “...A fair point.” she relented. Dawn squirmed and wriggled about until she was able to right herself, shoving and kicking at Cynthia's stomach in a feisty fashion in the process, likely alerting her to the fact she had a guest if she had somehow managed to not notice her food was a lot more solid than it ought to have been with the various movements and distensions it caused. Finally, she got her head above the cake bath she'd inadvertently taken, pressing herself up against the top of Cynthia's belly only to take notice of two external weights lightly pressing back down upon her head. Huh? ...She thought about it for a moment in annoyance before a realization hit her. (I think we're in...) the voice in her head began “...A woman.” Dawn muttered. (Yeah...) the voice agreed. (Ugh... I'm so pathetic even other girls are food chaining me.) the voice in Dawn's head lamented. She had initially suspected a monster of some sort, but this was... frustrating in its own way. (You can get used to it, or you can get a little less easy.) Dawn thought to herself. (Why are you bullying me?? You were the one in control when it happened!) the voice in Dawn's head objected. (That doesn't mean you can't learn. Now observe.) Dawn thought in reply.

She then drew back as much as she could, given the ever shifting cramped space she occupied... before performing the world's most restrained attempt at a shoryuken up into Cynthia's chest, attempting to hit her hard enough that her own boob smacks her in the face from the knockback.

p_1d20+4 (Booba Shoryuken @ Cynthia; Does 30 Damage)

Dawn then pressed her hands and face up against the the top of Cynthia's belly as much as she could before the resistance of her muscles forced her to stop. “...Let me OUT!!” she yelled, raising her voice so as to be clearly heard (within a distance of maybe five to ten feet) this time.

Dawn 120/140 HP 45/45 Shield

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[Mary & Rose]

Luckily for Mary, she had the advantage of a dedicated babysitter underneath her, ready to help her dodge without needing to lift a leg.

61cB8eJhp_1d20+4 (Cake Arm Dodge; Failure. Damage is split between Mary and Rose)

And get in the way of oncoming attacks. She couldn't completely protect Mary from the blow, but she sure softened it.

p_1d20+4 (Candle Dodge; Success)

...Before lunging out of the way of the candles, glaring at the cake monster. Now it was personal.

p_1d20+0 (Obligatory Con Check; Success)

Before the girls could get back in the fight, as it were, there was the small issue of the remaining banana bombs. After the initial explosion, a bunch of banana bombs had been launched into the air, and they were now falling back down to the ground, some hitting the cake monster and others falling nearby, exploding all the same. Rather dangerous and destructive move, that one. Thee total fell close enough to potentially injure the cake monster.

p_1d20+1 (Banana Bomb Secondary Barrage; Does 32 Damage)
p_1d20+1 (Banana Bomb Secondary Barrage; Does 32 Damage)
p_1d20+1 (Critical Banana Bomb Secondary Barrage; Does 32 Damage)
p_1d20+1 (Crit Confirm for another 32 Damage)

...Spreading cake far and wide, which Mary happily began cleaning up by eating. Meanwhile, Rose decided to pitch in from afar. She couldn't eat for Mary, but she could certainly heckle that cake monster with some extra eggs! She tossed a pink yoshi egg at the cake, which burst in a tiny explosion upon hitting.

p_1d20+6 (Egg Toss; Does 30 Damage)

Meanwhile, Mary dug a fork into the monster with her giant fork and tore free another piece to eat!

p_1d20+1 (Fork Attack; Does 20 Damage)

followed by Rose tossing another egg at the cake monster, offering Mary coverage and support so that she could do her gluttonous work!

p_1d20+6 (Egg Toss; Does 30 Damage)

“Get. In my. Tummy!!” Mary shouted rather competitively, determined to imprison this cake monster in belly prison. A small burp escaped her a moment later and said 'tummy' growled in protest of the abuse it was being made to endure, a distant nauseousness making her wobble. Rose had this awful feeling Mary was going to make herself very sick by the time this was over. That was a lot of cake she was eating. A part of her wanted to tell her to stop, but she knew Mary wouldn't listen, and she wasn't sure whether the anger she'd receive was better or worse than the tummyache she was trying to stop if she intervened physically.

Total: 208 (10 slices)

Mary 95/150 HP 50/50 Shield Banana Bomb CD: 2 Turns

Rose 137/150 HP 50/50 Shield Eggs: 4

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[Amithree]

Amitie was too busy consuming the cake to notice the Starbit core enter her body. Her eyes go a bit wide at the taste as it was out of this world... probably literally as she is in cake bliss. Her stomach hurts from shoving all this cake in but she's sure a dragon in a goddess body can handle it... Probably... Though something starts to surge in her as her stomach begins to grumble... Maybe that starbit was a bit much actually...

(Amithree gets an extra action from the Starbit cake)

p6927Muzp_1d20+3(Amithree takes 23 damage)
p_1d20-3(Amithree's INT check against Berserk from Feral Rage... She going crazy)
p_1d20-3(Hangry Duration for)

Amitie's eyes glaze over as the Goddess begins to stumble. Was the cake too much for her after all. She seemed unresponsive as she sways away from the slap of cake. "...." Amithree doesn't even seem to notice the candle flames turn on her as she's roasted utterly, not even moving out of the way. However the flames seemed... to trigger something in the girl. Or perhaps it was already triggering and it was just waiting for a catalyst....

p_1d20-1(Amithree evades(?) the SMACK)
p_1d20(Amithree failed to notice, 35 damage taken)

A life reignited in her eyes and her eyes as her mouth twisted into a feral smile. A rather beastial look in her eyes before she raises her body back and... just starts laughing maniacally... "Ahahahahaha! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" Amithree bellowed in a psychopathic dragon roar. She's... probably okay. Just the worst kind of berserk. Hangry. Very very hangry. It might be worst to stop her at this point honestly. Her eyes trained on the cake with that sinister gaze that strikes fear into sentient food everywhere. A look that says 'I will devour you and your entire family right here and right now'. She then flew at the cake monster with reckless abandon and began just tearing at it with tooth and nail... literally.

p_1d20+4(Hangry Mode Light Attack Storm "Spear", 17% damage)
p_1d20+4(Hangry Mode Light Attack Storm "Spear", 17% damage)
p_1d20+4(Hangry Mode Light Attack, Storm "Spear", 17% damage)

And then she would twist her body and turn into a living drill of wind and electricity as she blasted through the cake, stopped and did it again from two different angles as it resumed. She would then turn into a tornado and shred into the cake before rising up through it in a rising  blast of wind with the demonic stare still going before falling back to the ground and taking a moment to breathe heavily as she tries to get her anger back under uncontrol. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she cried back in sheer raw primal hunger.

p_1d20+6(Whirlwind Cake Eating, 41% damage)
p_1d20+6(Crit Whirlwind Cake Eating, 43% damage)
p_1d20+6(Crit Confirm)
p_1d20+6(Final Whirlwind Cake Eating, 43% damage)

Amithree
HP: 85
Status: Absolutely Hangry (Berserk) (2), Feral Rage (4)

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[Chell]

... Why were they eating the competition when there was cake here? Chell gazed at this in confusion... The cat was down. And there was exploding bananas... And...

h5P8wOEmp_1d20+1(Cake Resist, 18 damage taken)
p_1d20+3(Slam dodge)
p_1d20+3(Candle dodge)

Chell dodged the cake's attacks swiftly as she prepared to counterstrike and... That lady just roared like a dragon? What? Was she the only sane person here?... Don't answer that... Chell filled herself with determination before reaching out to grab the cake before that crazy dragon lady demolished.

(Force of Determination activated)

p_1d20+5(Light Bash Cake Grab, 13%)
p_1d20+5^
p_1d20+5^^

... However two of her attempts failed with the cake getting slippier and she got very angry before deciding enough was enough and just shoved a bomb into the cake and eating the parts that rained down after the explosion.... Yes... perfectly sane.

p_1d20+3(Bomb cake eating, 35%)

Chell
HP: 115
Status: Force of Determination (2), this turn wasn't very good out of 5

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[TartoonHand94]

(cg_S_mKFp_1d20 Pit's Intestinal Tenacity; Falure. takes 39% damage.)
“It’s like I’m fighting for two…” Pit groaned, gripping his stomach like he was just kicked in it.
Things were getting crazy! With more than forks and knives, contestants were clawing and spin dashing into the cake! More than half the cake was already eaten, but it fused with other cakes to make itself more cake like an Underworld Guttler would, and some contestants were mistaking each other for cake and eating them! Not even 8-Player Smashes get this chaotic!
(p_1d20 Pit's dodge of Big Cake Frosting. Failure; Takes 25% damage.)
“Still beats fighting a Clobbler.” Pit shrugged, fully aware of his fortune. But even admits the madness, the wise words of Rosalina should not fall to deaf ears. “…Actually she’s got a point.” Pit paused admits his confection chomping to fetch his glass of water.
(Pit drinks another 5 more sips of water.)
“Ahh… Now where were we~?” Pit exhaled in refreshed relief, wiping his mouth as if it mattered when the rest of his white tunic was flecked with frosting.
(p_1d20+3 Pit's Beam Claws @ CAKE; Does 8% Damage.) (p_1d20+3 Pit's Beam Claws @ CAKE; miss.) (p_1d20+3 Pit's Beam Claws @ CAKE; Does 8% Damage and becomes 1 Piece eaten.) (p_1d20+2 Pit's Bowl Arm @ CAKE; Does 20% But I guess it missed.)
Pit 56/150 HP 11 Slices 25 DC 10/20 Water

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