Post by WolfEx on Nov 9, 2021 1:37:04 GMT -8
Vengeance/Item Retrieval
Aquas Depths
Mission Creator: Tortimer
Aquas Depths
Mission Creator: Tortimer
Rolling Required? ( Y / N ) Y
Variant Rules: Kill them all!
Rank Required: Any
Adventurer Slots:
• Tortimer*
• Shadow
• Madotsuki
• Death
• Fawful
Mission Brief:
"They took everything from me. Now, they must PAY."
The digital mission briefing in the Sunshine Module in which Tortimer has written seems to express a very angry context; a side of Tortimer rarely seen and now that it is unleashed, the mission welcomes only the grittiest of warriors with strong stomachs. This turtle is ticked, and he ain't messing around!
"I woke up on a recent dewey morning leaving my retirement home on Brightwing Lane as I often do, to fetch my recent copy of the Life and Times Newspaper and say hello to my beloved Gyroid, Zark Muckerberg; but he was...MURDERED!"
Tortimer's emphasis on the word MURDERED can be felt through the module screen.
"MURDERED I TELL YOU! So I let the local authorities know immediately and they hauled its poor body off to be recycled and re-used as firewood to help power the heating utilities around here. It was the saddest fracking thing I ever did witness. I then went to my Item Bank to withdraw something to make me feel better about the situation, but found ALL MY THINGS WERE GONE!"
More emphasis and words typed with loud clacking and screaming by the old turtle.
"GONE I SAY! And that....was the last of my straws! Not only that, the maniac responsible left me a note! Which stated...."
"Dear old man,
If you want your stuff back, you'll have to find me in the Aquas Depths. It's time we settle the score Mano e turtle. Sorry about the tragic death of your stupid singing statue. They got in my way. It was collateral, nothing personal. Cya soon grandpa.
Signed,
Your Enemy of Enemies"
If you want your stuff back, you'll have to find me in the Aquas Depths. It's time we settle the score Mano e turtle. Sorry about the tragic death of your stupid singing statue. They got in my way. It was collateral, nothing personal. Cya soon grandpa.
Signed,
Your Enemy of Enemies"
"My Enemy of Enemies. AND THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMIES IS NOT MY FRIEND! They are my PREY. And they will PAY for what they've done to Zark and taking all my things out of my ITEM BANK! MY PERSONAL BANK THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO LIVE FOR ANYMORE! Join me in eradicating this parasite to our beloved Sphere of Life! They must be stopped whomever they are! And I will show NO MERCY!"
Tortimer is likely shaking a fist and busting a blood vessel at this point or taking his heart medication to try and calm down.
"GAH! This is giving me an aneurysm! No matter, it shall pass just like this villain's soul shall pass STRAIGHT TO HELL! Worst of all, this had to happen right before my shopping trip to get things done on my holiday wish list! Now I shall DECK THEIR HALLS! And Unjolly their FOLLY! Join me, friends, and let us exact revenge on this fiend together. Old and young. New and Like New. We will NOT be intimidated."
Angry silence, perhaps?
"I came for rock bottom discounts and cheer, and I’m all outta cheer. Who needs meds when there’s murder!!!! Meet me at the depths entrance, and let's pack this fudge!"
CLICK!
Briefing Ended.
Objective: Find the one responsible for murdering Tortimer's beloved Zark Muckerberg and emptying his Item Bank!
Sub-Objective: Kill the culprit instead of trophifying.
Mission Reward(s):
• 1x Abomasnow Poke' BallMission Reward(s) If Sub-Objective Met: 1x Essence of Winter (RARE)
• 1x Blizzard King AT
• 2x Freezies
Last Edit:
Nov 10, 2021 17:55:43 GMT -8 by WolfEx
