Post by WolfEx on Oct 23, 2021 22:42:24 GMT -8
Little did everyone in the lobby know, Jack was secretly watching the scavenger hunt for his Halloweiner Dog Bongo from afar, and cringed as he saw the constant failures of nobody being able to find his beloved pumpkin pup. Jack decloaked himself after discretely hiding in a corner of the room using some of his magic to keep himself hidden to watch the game of hide and seek, and decided to literally throw the party goers a bone. He drifts over to the center of the room as the DJ stops their party music again and addresses the search party.
"Hello again friends and comrades! I see you're having quite the time trying to find my pooch! He's quite the masterful mutt with his hiding ways isn't he? WELL THAT'S GOOD! IT'S ON PURPOSE AND I TAUGHT HIM WELL! But I have telepathically just told my pup to hide in an easier spot as of recently due to the miserable failures you all are at finding him - since we are running on limited time before this wonderful season becomes no more and we go into snowflakes, jolly fat men, little green people, and fruitcakes...bleck....I figured I would cut you all some slack a bit, no? So, Bongo has changed their position to an easier location for all your pathetic benefits. Don't expect anymore mercy from me, however....Jack doesn't have alot of that to give these days, consider yourselves blessed by my ever so rare kindness. And with a flick of my wand..."
Jack waves his wand creating an aura of magical rainbow colored bliss puffing along the air and everyone's noses begin to twitch as if being given a fresh mental boost of better locating abilities and increased senses for a limited time.
"You all now have better scouting talent. Finding my dearest Bongo shouldn't be as difficult now. And I swear, if one of you sorry saps still can't find him after this little trick, I'll be turning this fun filled fiesta into a frantic freaky fright mare! TATA! Hmph." Jack waves his wand again and he suddenly vanishes as the DJ's music turns into a song of Jack's choice, and the search continues!
As the party continues, and everyone gets graced by Jack's presence once more, Big and Froggy stand dumbfounded at what just occurred and didn't pay attention to a single word or thing that was just said, it turns out they were actually eating a pile of delicious mint brownies that had fallen under one of the tables at the party and stuffing their faces during their prior search for Bongo. While the excitement was happening, they were clearly distracted by deliciousness. But have since filled their appetite for the present moment and came out from under the table with crumbs on their faces wondering what just went down.
"Hey Froggy, the music changed, and why is everyone standing there so determined all the sudden. IS BONGO CLOSER TO BEING FOUND!?! DID SOMEONE FIND HIM YET!?! THAT POOR DOG MUST BE SO SCARED ALL BY HIMSELF HIDING AWAY LIKE THIS! THE CLOCK IS TICKING FROGGY WE CAN'T LET IT STAY SO LONELY! LET'S KEEP LOOKING!" Big rushes to another corner of the room with Froggy to continue looking for Bongo, and this time decided to try in one of the Busy Bee Lobby bathrooms to see if the Halloweiner dog was in one of the stalls.
Big's next attempt at Finding Bongo VsEgUr85p_1d20 + 1 (VICTORY! BIG AND FROGGY'S DREAMS OF FINDING BONGO HAVE COME TRUE! OMG!)
Through some crazy type of dumb luck, Big and Froggy end up in one of the gender and species neutral bathrooms of the lobby which by chance, the moment Big entered, instigated a sudden need for the large cat to need to pee. "Uh oh. Before we start searching buddy, I really gotta gooooo!" He panics as sweat suddenly trickles down his face and the excess storage of Falcon Paunch and Luigi Green Mint Ectoplasmic Brownies in his system began to beckon him to find the nearest stall and let it all out.
As he opens a random stall, there he was - BONGO! Hiding in the tank of the toilet peeking its little Weiner dog head out smiling with its cute little face right up at Big. But, sadly, Big was too panicked to appreciate Bongo there and jumped right to emptying his bladder on the toilet while Bongo yelped in sheer horror at the excessive amount of urine and other things coming out of the gigantic cat's system. It then jumped out of the toilet, ran underneath the opening of the stall, and into the lobby in a rush desperately trying to find its master again from the bathroom scare.
Froggy was used to being by Big's side however, even in these moments, and casually waited alongside his best friend until he noticed Bongo taking off, and quickly followed suit in its fast and cute little hops chasing the dog into the lobby.
The Halloweiner dog and the frog knocked down various food products from the tables surrounding the lobby and shoving patrons and chairs out of the way as they chased each other around the vicinity creating chaos for all to witness. Shouts and murmurs occurred during this event; "Look! It's the halloweiner dog!"... "GET THAT PUPPY!"..."No it's mine! I saw it first!"..."I never liked dogs you know..."..."Is it actually part pumpkin!? Cause that's kinda weird!"..."Watch where you're goin, mutt!"..etc, etc.
While the chase was occurring Big finishes up relieving himself, flushes, quickly washes his mitts in the eco friendly Busy Bee sink setup and looks around noticing Froggy is missing. "Froggy!? Where'd you go bud! I thought your fear of public restrooms was over with! COME BACK!" Big with worried strides takes a quick scan of the bathroom and doesn't see his pal, so decides to run back into the lobby and noticed Froggy chasing the Halloweiner Dog causing a mess in the process and lots of patron angst. Big's eyes grow wide as he points at the dog.
"I FOUND HIM! HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM ALL ALONG! BRING HIM TO ME FROGGY! WE WON! Oh boy oh boy I hope I finally get that ball of cat nip I always wanted as a reward!" Big claps his hands excitedly. "Or a new fishing rod! MAN THAT WOULD BE THE BEST!" He gets even more excited jumping for joy and then runs after Froggy and Bongo until suddenly, JACK APPEARS AGAIN!
Jack manifests himself from the broken Falcon Paunch bowl in a swirl of spilled juice and stops the chase in its tracks scooping up his poor doggo and snapping his fingers causing Big and Froggy and everyone else frantically running about to freeze in place. "Enough! Bongo...has been found!" Jack snaps his fingers again and a fake applause is heard throughout the space from...somewhere along with a shower of orange and black confetti falling down on everyone. "And as a result, I shall give one of my most prized possessions..." Jack puts his beloved pet down as Bongo stands close to his master shuttering still at the sight of Big and his bad bathroom manners. Froggy sticks his tongue out at the dog snubbing him for being a coward. Jack waves his wand and suddenly an exact replica of his robe appears before him. It glows like a midnight sky and dazzles with diamond like glimmer.
"This is one of my most powerful magical items, straight from my wardrobe! And I am rewarding it..." Jack looks at Big with sudden concern and disdain and slowly hands it to him then jerks his arms back and changes his mind. "Not to you, because I don't like cats. Sorry. But...TO SOMEONE ELSE! BECAUSE I SAID SO!" Jack raises his robe high into the air and looks back and forth at the others in the room while Big and Froggy seem confused and disappointed. "Did I do something wrong? I can't help being a cat that's rude to say!" Big folds his arms not liking this decision one bit. Jack doesn't seem to care.
"Each one of you in this room, must tell me what you like most about my Halloweiner Dog Bongo...and the one with the best answer, WINS JACK'S Retro Robe! And all its magical goodness!" A silence befalls the crowd. "So, give me your best compliment for my sweet little Bongo Boy" Jack bends down and pats his dog, who is still rather scared then goes back to addressing the crowd. "And whomever admires him best, will get this robe!" Big tries to interject. "What about m-" Jack cuts him off. "NOT YOU! Go play with some yarn!" He scolds the overgrown cat leading Big to find a nearby seat and sulk with Froggy to console him. "No fair...I can't have fun at my own gosh darn party." Big quietly mutters to himself while his friend nuzzles his leg to keep him content.
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"Hello again friends and comrades! I see you're having quite the time trying to find my pooch! He's quite the masterful mutt with his hiding ways isn't he? WELL THAT'S GOOD! IT'S ON PURPOSE AND I TAUGHT HIM WELL! But I have telepathically just told my pup to hide in an easier spot as of recently due to the miserable failures you all are at finding him - since we are running on limited time before this wonderful season becomes no more and we go into snowflakes, jolly fat men, little green people, and fruitcakes...bleck....I figured I would cut you all some slack a bit, no? So, Bongo has changed their position to an easier location for all your pathetic benefits. Don't expect anymore mercy from me, however....Jack doesn't have alot of that to give these days, consider yourselves blessed by my ever so rare kindness. And with a flick of my wand..."
Jack waves his wand creating an aura of magical rainbow colored bliss puffing along the air and everyone's noses begin to twitch as if being given a fresh mental boost of better locating abilities and increased senses for a limited time.
"You all now have better scouting talent. Finding my dearest Bongo shouldn't be as difficult now. And I swear, if one of you sorry saps still can't find him after this little trick, I'll be turning this fun filled fiesta into a frantic freaky fright mare! TATA! Hmph." Jack waves his wand again and he suddenly vanishes as the DJ's music turns into a song of Jack's choice, and the search continues!
Jack has given you all mercy!
As a result of this mercy act, you all have received a special limited edition banner. Please check your discord DMs for more info!
Additionally, his kind change of heart, has allowed a much easier time at finding Bongo! You now only need roll a 16 using a WIS roll and any WIS modifiers to find Bongo. The rule still remains as 1 try allowed per character post. GOOD LUCK!
As a result of this mercy act, you all have received a special limited edition banner. Please check your discord DMs for more info!
Additionally, his kind change of heart, has allowed a much easier time at finding Bongo! You now only need roll a 16 using a WIS roll and any WIS modifiers to find Bongo. The rule still remains as 1 try allowed per character post. GOOD LUCK!
As the party continues, and everyone gets graced by Jack's presence once more, Big and Froggy stand dumbfounded at what just occurred and didn't pay attention to a single word or thing that was just said, it turns out they were actually eating a pile of delicious mint brownies that had fallen under one of the tables at the party and stuffing their faces during their prior search for Bongo. While the excitement was happening, they were clearly distracted by deliciousness. But have since filled their appetite for the present moment and came out from under the table with crumbs on their faces wondering what just went down.
"Hey Froggy, the music changed, and why is everyone standing there so determined all the sudden. IS BONGO CLOSER TO BEING FOUND!?! DID SOMEONE FIND HIM YET!?! THAT POOR DOG MUST BE SO SCARED ALL BY HIMSELF HIDING AWAY LIKE THIS! THE CLOCK IS TICKING FROGGY WE CAN'T LET IT STAY SO LONELY! LET'S KEEP LOOKING!" Big rushes to another corner of the room with Froggy to continue looking for Bongo, and this time decided to try in one of the Busy Bee Lobby bathrooms to see if the Halloweiner dog was in one of the stalls.
Big's next attempt at Finding Bongo VsEgUr85p_1d20 + 1 (VICTORY! BIG AND FROGGY'S DREAMS OF FINDING BONGO HAVE COME TRUE! OMG!)
Through some crazy type of dumb luck, Big and Froggy end up in one of the gender and species neutral bathrooms of the lobby which by chance, the moment Big entered, instigated a sudden need for the large cat to need to pee. "Uh oh. Before we start searching buddy, I really gotta gooooo!" He panics as sweat suddenly trickles down his face and the excess storage of Falcon Paunch and Luigi Green Mint Ectoplasmic Brownies in his system began to beckon him to find the nearest stall and let it all out.
As he opens a random stall, there he was - BONGO! Hiding in the tank of the toilet peeking its little Weiner dog head out smiling with its cute little face right up at Big. But, sadly, Big was too panicked to appreciate Bongo there and jumped right to emptying his bladder on the toilet while Bongo yelped in sheer horror at the excessive amount of urine and other things coming out of the gigantic cat's system. It then jumped out of the toilet, ran underneath the opening of the stall, and into the lobby in a rush desperately trying to find its master again from the bathroom scare.
Froggy was used to being by Big's side however, even in these moments, and casually waited alongside his best friend until he noticed Bongo taking off, and quickly followed suit in its fast and cute little hops chasing the dog into the lobby.
The Halloweiner dog and the frog knocked down various food products from the tables surrounding the lobby and shoving patrons and chairs out of the way as they chased each other around the vicinity creating chaos for all to witness. Shouts and murmurs occurred during this event; "Look! It's the halloweiner dog!"... "GET THAT PUPPY!"..."No it's mine! I saw it first!"..."I never liked dogs you know..."..."Is it actually part pumpkin!? Cause that's kinda weird!"..."Watch where you're goin, mutt!"..etc, etc.
While the chase was occurring Big finishes up relieving himself, flushes, quickly washes his mitts in the eco friendly Busy Bee sink setup and looks around noticing Froggy is missing. "Froggy!? Where'd you go bud! I thought your fear of public restrooms was over with! COME BACK!" Big with worried strides takes a quick scan of the bathroom and doesn't see his pal, so decides to run back into the lobby and noticed Froggy chasing the Halloweiner Dog causing a mess in the process and lots of patron angst. Big's eyes grow wide as he points at the dog.
"I FOUND HIM! HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM ALL ALONG! BRING HIM TO ME FROGGY! WE WON! Oh boy oh boy I hope I finally get that ball of cat nip I always wanted as a reward!" Big claps his hands excitedly. "Or a new fishing rod! MAN THAT WOULD BE THE BEST!" He gets even more excited jumping for joy and then runs after Froggy and Bongo until suddenly, JACK APPEARS AGAIN!
Jack manifests himself from the broken Falcon Paunch bowl in a swirl of spilled juice and stops the chase in its tracks scooping up his poor doggo and snapping his fingers causing Big and Froggy and everyone else frantically running about to freeze in place. "Enough! Bongo...has been found!" Jack snaps his fingers again and a fake applause is heard throughout the space from...somewhere along with a shower of orange and black confetti falling down on everyone. "And as a result, I shall give one of my most prized possessions..." Jack puts his beloved pet down as Bongo stands close to his master shuttering still at the sight of Big and his bad bathroom manners. Froggy sticks his tongue out at the dog snubbing him for being a coward. Jack waves his wand and suddenly an exact replica of his robe appears before him. It glows like a midnight sky and dazzles with diamond like glimmer.
"This is one of my most powerful magical items, straight from my wardrobe! And I am rewarding it..." Jack looks at Big with sudden concern and disdain and slowly hands it to him then jerks his arms back and changes his mind. "Not to you, because I don't like cats. Sorry. But...TO SOMEONE ELSE! BECAUSE I SAID SO!" Jack raises his robe high into the air and looks back and forth at the others in the room while Big and Froggy seem confused and disappointed. "Did I do something wrong? I can't help being a cat that's rude to say!" Big folds his arms not liking this decision one bit. Jack doesn't seem to care.
"Each one of you in this room, must tell me what you like most about my Halloweiner Dog Bongo...and the one with the best answer, WINS JACK'S Retro Robe! And all its magical goodness!" A silence befalls the crowd. "So, give me your best compliment for my sweet little Bongo Boy" Jack bends down and pats his dog, who is still rather scared then goes back to addressing the crowd. "And whomever admires him best, will get this robe!" Big tries to interject. "What about m-" Jack cuts him off. "NOT YOU! Go play with some yarn!" He scolds the overgrown cat leading Big to find a nearby seat and sulk with Froggy to console him. "No fair...I can't have fun at my own gosh darn party." Big quietly mutters to himself while his friend nuzzles his leg to keep him content.
THE HALLOWEINER DOG...HAS BEEN FOUND!
But by a strange turn of events and Jack's sudden distaste for cats, he still has his epic enchanted robe to give away for the individual that praises Bongo the best! Everyone must roll one 1d20 with no modifiers.
The individual that has the highest 1d20 number will WIN JACK'S BELOVED ROBE! But your compliment also needs to be AT LEAST a paragraph long or it will not count no matter the number. Here is the item you will win!
Jack's Retro Robe of Wonders - Straight from Jack The Pumpkin King's endless closet of horrors. This robe has magical qualities to it that are quite useful AND quite powerful! When equipped, the robe will MAX OUT your WIS stat for an ENTIRE MISSION or topic! However, once worn you cannot take it off during the remainder of the mission/topic.
This robe also gives invincibility to being Feared/Horrified as long as it is equipped, and adds a 10% chance of being Feared/Horrified to every one of your attacks and it works against bosses too not just enemies. It can also be coupled with an attack that may already have a status chance and add the fear/horrified chance as a secondary ailment. There is a downside however, as all Jack's things are cursed, since he himself, is also cursed.
In exchange for such raw power, your STR stat is cut in HALF along with the mod that goes with it (For example, if you are 20 STR with +5 MOD, you are now a 10 STR with a +0 MOD) and lastly, during every combat phase/character post, at least one of your combat turns MUST BE A WIS based attack. This robe also requires a two mission cooldown in between mission slots after use. No overlapping allowed or it shall vanish.
But by a strange turn of events and Jack's sudden distaste for cats, he still has his epic enchanted robe to give away for the individual that praises Bongo the best! Everyone must roll one 1d20 with no modifiers.
The individual that has the highest 1d20 number will WIN JACK'S BELOVED ROBE! But your compliment also needs to be AT LEAST a paragraph long or it will not count no matter the number. Here is the item you will win!
Jack's Retro Robe of Wonders - Straight from Jack The Pumpkin King's endless closet of horrors. This robe has magical qualities to it that are quite useful AND quite powerful! When equipped, the robe will MAX OUT your WIS stat for an ENTIRE MISSION or topic! However, once worn you cannot take it off during the remainder of the mission/topic.
This robe also gives invincibility to being Feared/Horrified as long as it is equipped, and adds a 10% chance of being Feared/Horrified to every one of your attacks and it works against bosses too not just enemies. It can also be coupled with an attack that may already have a status chance and add the fear/horrified chance as a secondary ailment. There is a downside however, as all Jack's things are cursed, since he himself, is also cursed.
In exchange for such raw power, your STR stat is cut in HALF along with the mod that goes with it (For example, if you are 20 STR with +5 MOD, you are now a 10 STR with a +0 MOD) and lastly, during every combat phase/character post, at least one of your combat turns MUST BE A WIS based attack. This robe also requires a two mission cooldown in between mission slots after use. No overlapping allowed or it shall vanish.
Last Edit:
Oct 23, 2021 22:53:54 GMT -8 by WolfEx