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Bowser Jr. would receive a Odd letter to his Window, Carried on the foot of a Taillow. This Taillow had a Cutesy, Bright Pink 'K' On its wing, as did the Letter 's Wax Seal. However, as Jr would open up the Letter, The content may surprise him...

"We have your *Real* Mother in Sunshine Stadium."

"If you want to see her, Come."

"Team Kiss."

...Wild. Well, This was certainly a Hostage note if you had ever seen one. And so, You make your way to the Stadium just to see what all the Hubub about this Note is, Only for you to Encounter;

Peach! ...Or , Wait. Is that Peach? She seems really floofy to be Peach, Even by Peach's standards.


"Oh! Hi there Junior! Where'd you get that Contraption?" Witch Peach Asked, Looking at Jr.s Clown Car, as soon, From the Announcers Booth, A 10 year old Kid, wearing a pink and white set of overalls with a white pillowy shirt underneath with a pink Neckerchief would emerge!

"Hahaha! Surprise! Thats not your Kid OR Your mom at all!"

"...I-its not?" Witch peach asked, Looking to Jr. Very confused. 

"Haha, Nope! You two are Multi-dimensional versions of the other's Son and Mom. And now, I brought you here to Bond, So you can both enjoy True Mother Son Bonding, Against all dimensional rules, Cause that's the TEAM KISS WAY!" The Team Kiss Grunt would say, Grinning happily.

"Aww, Thats sweet!" Witch Peach would say, Clapping her hands excitedly!

"And we can start....BY HAVING YOU TWO FIGHT!"

With that, Suddenly, The Team Kiss Grunt's Demeanor Changes, A Flash of black electricity flowing across him, His Pink Overalls and Neckerchief turning Black, as suddenly, The Entrances to the Stadium became covered in an Electric Barrier to prevent either of them escaping, as the Stadium Filled with a Crowd!



"Erm...Something tells me you got a letter too?" Witch peach asked, Showing her own letter, which said 'Come get Bowser Jr.. We Kidnapped him. Hah." On the Letter.

"Well, Doesnt look like were gonna be let out until we fight! And to be honest...Ive been wanting to go a round or two in here for a while~ So, Whaddya' say? Lets give the crowd what they want!"

Witch Peach Challenges you!


"...Hey, I thought i was more intimidating than this!"

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High speed propeller noises rang though the stadium as Jr raced into the Stadium. They had his Mama? His real Mama? He didn't even know she was on Li, never mind if she was in any kind of danger. The Clown Car was going as fast as Jr could possibly push it toward the Stadium, and in almost no time at all, the Car burst onto the stage, kicking up a large cloud of dust as he came to an abrupt stop. As the dust clear, Jr saw....Peach. Already disappointed, Jr went to call out to her, except....this didn't look like the Peach he knew. She didn't wear that kind of hat, for one. For another, she....just seemed off. The Koopa Prince couldn't really place it, but she just....didn't feel the same.

That train of thought was abruptly derailed, however, when the kid with the rather lame looking pink overalls and ruffly shirt suddenly appeared before them. Jr had to hold himself back from laughing at the boy's getup, but what he said next promptly shut him up.

"We....have to fight?" Jr said nervously, looking toward Witch Peach. If this was anything like fighting Mama, then....Jr was doomed. But...this wasn't Mama, right? So he still had a chance! As the electric barrier sealed the two of them in the arena, Jr spun around in the Clown Car to face his opponent.

"Y-yeah, I got a letter" Jr said, pulling the letter out and showing it to her. "It doesn't look like we're gonna be able to leave, but..." With a push of a button, arm-mounted boxing gloves popped out the sides of the Clown Car. Jr was "putting up his fists" as it were. "...If you're want to go along with this, I'm gonna fight as hard as I can! Let's go!"

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Bowser Jr.

Health: 150/150

Shield: 50/50

Status: Normal

[Witch Peach]

"Peachy~!" Witch Peach declared happily, as the battle was set off with a rigtheous ding of a bell!

"MUAHAHAHA--Wait, Wait, They're ok with it?? ...Darn."





With that, The Witchy Princess lifted up her Teethy Hat, Digging a hand around inside of it. "Now lets seee...If your anything like *my* Junior, I know you like to tinker around with machines! So, If nothing else..." Witch Peach would say, Before pulling from her hat, a Magicook Frying Pan Skillet, Complete with a bright pink metal and a heart on bottom! "Consider this a opportunity to follow your passion~!" Peach would say, Before with a burst of Fairy's and Sparkles across the air, eminating from the bottom of her frilly dress, Peach flies across the arena, And immediately takes to Swinging at Bowser Jr.'s...Clown Car!


|Qa4LDZsp_1d20+2=21 (Tools of the Witch, 18% Damage)


p_1d20+2=18 (Ditto ^)


p_1d20+2=11 (Ditto ^)

Three Direct swings of the frying pan, As the Witch Universe Peach grinned, Swaying her hips in playful motion!

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HP: 170/170

Shield: 60/601d20·1d20·1d20

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(Jr Shields the first hit! 50-28= 22 remaining shield!)

|xgF5KUip_1d20 (Jr's Tools of the Witch Dodge 1: Failure)

p_1d20 (Jr's Tools of the Witch Dodge 2: Success!)

Jr ducked into the Clown Car as Witch Peach bore down on him with a frying pan. However, he soon popped right back out as he heard the smash sound of something on the Car shattering with that hit. "Hey! Watch the paint jo- Oof!" As soon as Jr poked his head out to tell Witch Peach off, he was met with a frying pan to the skull, the force of which sent him reeling enough to avoid the last swing. Rubbing his jaw, Jr gave his head a shake, trying get the stars out of his vision. When his eyesight finally cleared, Jr gave Witch Peach a glare. "While I do like working with machines, that doesn't give you an excuse to start breaking mine!" Pressing the gas on the Car, Jr raced over to Witch Peach, aiming to run her over!

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Ram! Deals 20% DMG, Cooldown 2 turns)

As Jr breezed past, or over, Witch Peach, she might be able to see that he had a small smirk on his face. "Besides, the Clown Car can repair itself. Very easily, actually. Watch!" Jr hit a button on Car's rim, and suddenly he was launched upwards, out of the Car as the vehicle started flickering red, and slowly floating toward Witch Peach now that it had no one to pilot it

p_1d20 (Jr's Eject! Transforms him to Base Jr, and deals 20% from the resulting explosion.)

With a bit of graceful flip that one wouldn't expect from someone Jr's size, Jr somersaulted in midair, positioning himself just over Witch Peach as he started coming back down again, trying to land right on Witch Peach's head!

p_1d20+1 (Jr's Ground Pound! Deals 10%, and inflicts Disabled on Peach's WIS stat. Jr is inflicted with -1 to dodge rolls for his next turn.)

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Bowser Jr

Health: 142/150

Shield: 22/50

Cooldowns: Ram (2)

Status: Why'd you even bother bringing the Car?

1d20·1d20·1d20+2·1d20·1d20+1

[Witch Peach]

(Witch Peach will Shield the First hit!)


3KVgUod1p_1d20-4=14 (Ejection Dodge, Pass!)


(And Shield the Third!)


Witch Peach gasped as she promptly took off her Witch Hat, Raising it before her, as the Smiling hat suddenly hardened into a Shield-like Surface, As she tanked Junior's car ramming into her Hat, Giving a wince as she smiled. "
O-okay, Im watching--" Which, Lead the Witch to seeing the Clown car before her...Fkashing red? With all the Speed the Chubby Peach would pull, she threw her hat on and began a mad sprint away from Junior's Exploding car, Jumping away just last moment to cover her head with her hat to Cover up debris-- And serving as a Shield against Junior's Oncoming hammer, as she blinked and picked herself up. And then, Came an Array of Glowing Pink Fairies from Peach's Hair, That Promptly began trying to attack Junior by Tickling him and Poking him in his nose!


p_1d20+2=8 (Fae of Toadstool Woods! 15%+2%=17% Damage!)

Following this, Witch Peach would promptly turn And Stand on her heels. "Alright Peach-- Remember your ritual to the moons!" Peach said to herself, Before with a Jump, She Launches herself Rear-end First at Junior to, Well, Squash him! What a terrible turn of fate, Two Chonks meet in Battle.

p_1d20+2=20 (Dance of the Crushing Moon! Deals 4+2=6% Damage,  Deals Crit effects on roll's of 18 or higher. Does not Afflict 2x Damage, But instead afflicts Mini, And Immediately Grapples Junior!)

"Woah!" And with a Firm land, Peach Lands atop Junior! Peach Looks around a bit, Rubbing the back of her head. "Erm...Where did he go?" *She asked quietly, Seemingly unaware of whom she was sat upon!

Meanwhile, The Fey Come down and sorta Poke Junior's Head. Poke.

p_1d20+2=3 (Fae of Toadstool woods, 15%+2%=17% Damage)

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HP: 170/170



Shield: 20/60

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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Jr rather abruptly bounces off the top of Witch Peach's hat, which was unexpected, to say the least. Jr tumbled to the arena floor, landing on his behind with a thud. Before he could get up, a swarm of fairies swooped toward him from Peach's hair, swarming him, tickling his belly and poking at his nose.

nUNKn1Dup_1d20(Jr's Fae of Toadstool Woods Dodge: Success!)

"Hehehe, hahahaha, stop it!" Jr giggled as the fairies tickled and poked him, before he started swatting at them, attempting to shoo them away. "Ehhehehe...Go away! Shoo!" With one final shake, Jr managed to get the fairies off of him, however, this distracted him so much that he didn't notice Witch Peach descending on him from above until it was much too late....

p_1d20 (Dance of the Crushing Moons Dodge: Failure)

p_1d20-2(Grapple check 1: Failure)

p_1d20-2(Grapple check 2: Failure. Grappled)

"Oof!" Jr grunted and Witch Peach crashed down on top of her, pinned down by the witch princess's posterior. Jr struggled underneath her, managing to get some leverage, but Witch Peach had a good enough position to keep him pinned down. If he could just get her to move....

Jr's plan was interrupted by the swarm of fairies flying about him again, each of them taking a turn to bop Jr on the snout. Given Jr's predicament, he wasn't exactly in a position to shoo them away this time.

(Cannot dodge due to grapple)

Struggling and grunting underneath Witch Peach for a few more minutes, Jr was starting to get annoyed. Wriggling a bit so he was looking up at Witch Peach, Jr launched a several quick bursts of flame up toward Witch Peach. Maybe the sudden heat would be enough to get her off him.

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Fire Breath! DMG 5%, 10% chance to burn)

p_1d20+2 (Again)

p_1d20+2 (And again)

Hopefully that worked. But regardless of if it did or not, Jr was starting to get a bit annoyed. He was not about to get squashed under the behind of this phony Mama! It was enough to make him angry. Angry enough to scream!

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Sonic Roar! Inflicts Mini)

...Letting out that bit of frustration felt really good. Better then he thought he'd feel by doing that, actually. Now, he had a fight to win. Taking a deep breath, Jr let loose another blast of flames, this time a longer, more powerful stream of fire. If Peach wasn't fazed by the first set of flames, then this one would probably affect her a lot more!

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Fire Breath! DMG 15%, 10% chance of Burn)

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Bowser Jr.

Health: 133/150

Shield: 50/50

Status: Mini (3)

1d20·1d20·1d20-2·1d20-2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2

[Witch Peach]

"Well, Looks like this is a Good bit of Grounding, Huh~?" Witch Peach said with a good hearted chuckle as she Sat on Junior, Giggling lightly as she Seemed quite proud of her Manuver! ...Up until she started to smell something...Burning? "*Sniff Sniff...* H-huh?" Peach would look down, to see Junior's fire Breath just set her seat on fire! Witch Peach hops off in a panic, Her Rump Ablaze as she bounced around a bit, Before a Group of Fairy's appeared and started fanning her heiny back to its unscorched self. That was, Until she was very much unceremoniously booted off of Junior with a Sonic Roar, Sending her flying off with that Unfortunate Mini , Which, With the Rest of Junior's Cry, Caused a massive flurry of Fairies to flutter off and fly around as well in a Series of Squeaks, as Witch Peach Landed, and...Well, With her being so Chibified, her crazy Hat wound up looking even wider than usual!)


(The Fire Breaths all hit, And so does the Sonic Roar, Breaking the Grapple!)

EENsEqwAp_1d100

p_1d100

p_1d100

(Burns Resisted!)


However, Then there came another torrent of flames, Making Witch Peach's expression turn to absolute panic as she gasped, Running away from the oncoming fire and trying her best to jump up with her hat to pull a 'BOTW Hang-glided over Fire' Manuver with the rising heat to escape it!

p_1d20+1-4=5 (Failed!)

p_1d100 (Burn Resisted!)



Unfortunately, All that skill did was send Witch Peach blasting forward in a flaming ball, Landing on the other side of the stadium as she patted down her Pirahna Hat and huffed as she looked at Junior. "Alright-- Maybe it's time to step it up a notch!" Witch Peach would say, Digging under her hat and producing her Big Book of Spells!

(Timpani's Magic Handbook used! Consumes 1 Action, and creates a Spell! New spells cant be crafted for 3 turns.)


p_1d5(Cutieriffic! Spell has a 40% Chance to cast Mini.)


p_1d5(Emotion! Spell Targets INT.)


p_1d5 (Chaotic! Spell Deals 1d25% Damage.)


With her Spell in Hand, Witch Peach Reels the Glowing Bright-Pink Spell Back, As it suddenly becomes a Giant Pink Heart! "Now, Im not Upset at getting attacked! ...Im upset about being made so small!" She would say, Crossing her arms. "Im actually quite proud of my height, Y'know!" She would say somewhat bitterly, Before the Giant Pink Heart  began to expand, Reverberating waves of Power across the Arena! "Cutieriffic Emotion Chaotic!"  She would say, As the Waves of Heart targets Junior's Very Mind!


p_1d25 (21 Damage!)


p_1d20+2=22 (Nat 20! This Spell deals 21-5=16% Damage!)

p_1d20+2=7 (Crit Confirm! If this hits, It deals 32% Damage!)

Following up that Massive Spell, Witch Peach would gather up her Follower Fairies into a Large Ball. "Ready guys? Heave-and-Ho~!" Witch Peach calls out, Before throwing the Fairy Ball right at Junior!

p_1d20+2=13 ( The Fae of the Toadstool Woods, Deals 15+2=17-5=12% Damage!)

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HP: 140/170




Shield: 28/60

Status: Mini (3 Turns)

Cooldowns: Timpani's Spell Book (3 Turns)1d100·1d100·1d100·1d20·1d100·1d5·1d5·1d5·1d25·1d20·1d20·1d20

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yZndAD0Fp_1d20+2 (Jr's Cutieriffic Emotion Chaotic Crit resistance: Success!)
p_1d100 (Jr's Mini resistance: Success!)

Squashed down as he was, Jr wasn't able to avoid that giant glowing heart as more hearts started dancing before his eyes, messing with his head! Fortunately, Jr managed to shake off the effects of that spell rather quickly, though his head was still spinning a little from the attack. Just what was that kind of magic? It was nothing like he'd ever seen Mama use before....

No time to dwell on that thought for now, cause here came the fairies again! This time, they seemed to have gathered up into a tightly knit ball that this fake Mama threw toward him. But this time, Jr was ready. Instead of trying to dive out of the way, Jr stood his ground as the ball of fairies soared directly at him, and puffed out his gut, making it the biggest part of him, so the fairies would collide with it directly!

p_1d20-2 (Jr's Gut Check! If successful, Jr counters the attack for 1.5x the incoming damage. Counter Success! DMG: 18-5= 13%)

As all the fairies bounced off his belly and back toward Witch Peach, Jr smirked a little bit, especially considering that Witch Peach was starting to get a little angry. "Well, serves you right for doing that to me! What goes around, comes around, hehehe. Now take this!"


p_1d20+3 (Jr's Fire Breath! DMG 15%, 10% Burn Chance)

Amidst the flames, Jr whistled, and the whirr of freshly repaired propellers filled the air. The Clown Car had reformed and returned to the stadium! As Witch Peach was distracted by the flames, Jr squeezed himself into the car, his chonky stomach resting on the rim. "Told ya this thing rebuilds fast!" 

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Bowser Jr
Health: 117/150
Shield: 50/50
Status: Car

1d20+2·1d100·1d20-2·1d20+3

[Witch Peach]

With a Gut Check bouncing the Fairies right back into her like a massive boulder sending Witch Peach back, She fumbled backwards, Leaving herself open to a fireball directly to her body. Witch Peach whines as the flames toasted her body, But, Would stand up regardless, Though still small, She would press forward to attack Junior!

...But then...She stops. She pauses in the middle of the field, As she looked to Junior. She seems to think for a few moments, Before her decision is made. "...I Surrender." Witch Peach suddenly says, Much to the Audience, and the Team KISS Members Chargin. "Battling is fun, of course! But, Im...I dont think i can properly continue this. Junior, While my magic is cute and happy, Im afraid that some magic's of mine can...Actually be a bit painful. Play fighting is one thing, But, Ive noticed this is...Very much the real thing, Ehehe..." Witch peach said, Rubbing her torched heiny a bit.


Junior may find it worth noting that Witch Peach's hat, All of it's bright rows of sharp teeth were wide open, as if about to chomp down on Junior in retaliation, and Witch Peach had stopped herself before doing something so drastic! Could it be she was...Learning on her magic? "...And, Though you may not be My child...I still couldnt imagine hurting a child of anyone. It just doesnt sit well in my heart of hearts. And so...I pass the victory to Junior!"

((It's no secret my muse for this version of Witch Peach has been pretty drained ever since she has been somewhat of the center of controversy. And it's also been no secret my plans to redesign her have been high in my mind. But, In order to perform this redesign, This match needed to be over, and I couldnt really drive myself to finish it. And so, I wish to pass the win to Junior, and Heir, and Forefit the match.))


"...Well, That, Er...That's...Damnit, the Bonding exercise actually worked! Time to Flee the Scene!!!"