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Banjo and his ever faithful friend Kazooie zipped on over to the Busy Bee Lobby upon hearing about this nasty attempt at crime by various criminals. Stealing items, destruction of property, commotion, weapons being toted and used in a public setting, him and Kazooie were not going to tolerate such insanity. When they reached the entrance of the lobby dozens of citizens ran rampant passed the door nearly knocking the duo down in a panic screaming and filled with expressions of terror and worry. This was not going to be an easy task, they already knew that much. Banjo took a breath and eyed Kazooie, she nodded at the ready as the bear unsheathed her from his backpack using her as a weapon like he has before while her beak started to glow. He then charged forward in a battle cry pushing through the entrance and into the lobby with Kazooie's razor sharp glowing beak catapulting itself through the room. The duo's combined attack known as the Beak Barge was seeking out a target as they ran in a straight and quick paced route.

There were several targets they could go after. There was a few Kremlings harassing a merchant of a food store to their left, there were a combo of Goombas and Koopa Troopas playing tugofwar with a Baby Yoshi and its toy which appeared to be a plush of Mario to their right, and straight ahead which was the direction they were going, there was a giant clown with what appeared to be the wand of Kamek, the magician of Sunshine Stadium. And just beside the clown who was waving the wand in the air was Kamek sprawled out and fainted. her body was nearly mangled but she was still alive, just no longer conscious. Upon further inspection before colliding his attack with someone Banjo noticed the enemies to the sides of him were not themselves, their eyes were a rainbow color and all swirly like they were being controlled. Banjo and Kazooie put two and two together and figured the clown with the wand was making them do this terrible criminal activity. They continued straight to connect their attack with the clown's big belly.



Items Held: Kamek's Wand, Globs of Food.

Enemy Reward: Maximum Tomato, Superspicy Curry, Tempura Shrimp, Banana Peel, Apple.

HP%: 0%

The big clown laughed right before the attack hits and swats away the bear and the bird with a thunk from the freshly stolen wand he now possessed. The duo gets smacked by its magic hitting their heads and sending them flying into the nearest wall with a thud. This luckily didn't brainwash him like the others, but it certainly hurt. The clown addressed the two in vigor. "I am Rudy The Clown, and chaos is the name of the game! MEHAHA! I am tired of starving in this dump, so I jumped Life Sphere's poor resident magician and took her magic wand to brainwash an army of my own and take all the food this place has to offer! MEHAHA! Nobody can stop me! Next I am going to RULE the Black Market with an iron fist! Don't worry, a few more bites and I would have had my share." While Banjo and Kazooie were recuperating from their fall the clown stuffed its face with a pile of food that one of his controlled henchman brought him. They needed to come up with an idea to take the clown down, but they needed the rest of their team who accepted the mission to help them achieve it. "Man, we are really in for it with this guy aren't we pal?" Banjo mutters this to Kazooie as they stand back on their feet planning their next attack. "I think so Banjo, we gotta be smart here." The duo had somewhat of an idea what to do, but they needed a distraction.

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    Knight Man received the distress call and made his way down to the Busy Bee Lobby. He had never been down here because he spent almost all of his time at Sunshine Stadium. People and creatures were panicking and running away as if they had just seen a bloody murder.  "What could be the problem..." He said under his breath lightly. A few people ran into him and fell down due to his heavy stature. Helping them back up, he heard more people screaming and picked up the pace as he made his way up to the true problem.

    A large clown was standing before him as he looked up to meet it eye to eye.  Its face was gruesome as its facial skin was a sickly green with wrinkles covering almost every inch of his face.  A party like hat and trumpets for ears-- it was like something out of a nightmare!  He looked back behind him before initiating any combat because he knew that his flail can do some serious damage and he did not want to damage the well-furnished lobby.  Several of Bowser's most common minions, Goombas and Koopas, were harassing a small Yoshi by taking its Mario plush away.  Some rather unusual gators were messing with a food merchant.  He quickly decided that he must eliminate the larger threat before he can deal with the smaller ones.

    The clown bellowed with laughter as the knight watched a bear get knocked against a wall.  "This must be one of my teammates," he though since he seemed to be combating the giant carnie.  Noting that the carnie seemed to have some sort of force as others would do his bidding.  He quickly walked over to the bear as he noticed it was wearing a backpack with a bird inside.  "Are you alright?" He asked, looking at the bird then at the bear.

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Daimon had walked onto the scene and noticed the chaos happening and he loved every second of it. He saw a strange character with a wand in his hand as he went on about how he wants to rule the entire Black Market. He didn't know what that was, but he knew he wanted to rule it now and maybe he could use this clown to get what he wants.

"Excuse me!" He said, slowly walking from behind the clown with sword in hand. "Perhaps you need another warrior at your side that way things go by smoother.

Daimon looked up and saw some type of bear with a bird behind him. Strange looking characters yet again as he simply smirked and lifted his blade up at them and turned to see a Knight. Daimon had a beef with knights, seeing how he has slain so many during his time as a solider for his country.

"Excuse me fellas, but I'm going to assist my clown friend in taking you all out. I advise you all just leave now before you get hurt."

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Almost as a gift from the heavens, a door slammed open as the small be flew in. "Hey there fella's!" yelled out charmy, happily buzzing as he went to the side of the knight man and the Duo of bird and bear. "...That is one uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy monster. He doenst know how to do his make up right! /and what are you guys doing to the poor baby and its toy!!" Chamry then started spaztically flying abouta rund everyone, suddenly his voice going to worry. "OOOK YOU BAD GUYS, ITS TIME YOU LEARNED THE MEANING OF PAAAAAAAIIIN!" Yelled charmy, standing in front of his current allies, as he pulled out two very old robots

"LETS DO THIIIISSS....Just to clarify, which am i fighting again? "</font> Charmy asked, dropping both old machines and tapping his chin, as if this was a actually difficult question. "I mean, i might of gotten this all wrong and im supposed to be fighting the bear bird combo or the knight, or i should be fighting the red head and el repulsive..." Charmy then snapped, pulling out a picture and sighing in relief. "Ok, phew. i didn't really want to fight with that guy,. i think he'd eat me!" He then smiled, spinning around with his his robots and thunder shooting them at the goomba's and koopa's before they hurt the yoshi anymore. "THATS RIGHT, YA DONT MESS WITH ME!"

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After waiting to collect their thoughts and check all their vital organs to make sure they were ok, the bear and bird combo notice a literal knight in shining armor approach them. Their eyes nearly fell out of their sockets in disbelief. They took a second to process everything that was happening but for the most part they were alright. "Yeah, we're fine noble knight! But listen up shiny man, me and Kazooie need a distraction if we're gonna land a direct hit on that wand. You gotta buy us some time so we can hit that thing out of his hand, or steal it some way. Got it?" They really relied on the knight's ability to pay attention and also his awesome armor to be the tank of the battle so to speak, and be the one that takes some hits while they do the dirty work. Banjo and Kazooie figured since he was well equipped for a battle that he could handle some heavy blows, they did feel a little guilty, but he just happened to be at the right place at the right time for some tactics, or maybe the wrong place at the wrong time? In any event just after the bird and bear combo asked the question, some other evil dude steps up to the plate and announces his allegiance with the clown. They both sigh.

"Well mister...let me just add that now we're gonna really need to pick up the pace. I hope you can take hits from two really strong lookin dudes!" Banjo and Kazooie never experienced such an enemy encounter where another powerful enemy randomly joins in the fray, they hated the idea of it all. There was a first time for everything. Thankfully, another stranger chimes into the lobby, this time he seemed like a good guy as he attacked the brainwashed foes. It was a crazy looking bee child with robot minions going right into it. There was definitely a first time for everything. Banjo and Kazooie were now much more lax to know they had two allies instead of just the knight. "Oh good! Well knight dude, you got help now. Yell out to him and make sure he stays on the offense with you while me and Kazooie here pull off our sneak attack. We're countin on ya!" After that the duo sneaks off into the borders of the lobby to circle around the clown and pull off a surprise attack to attempt to take the wand out of his hands. They were relying on the bee and knight to strut their stuff and keep the duo under the radar.



Items Held: Kamek's Wand, Globs of Food.

Enemy Reward: Maximum Tomato, Superspicy Curry, Tempura Shrimp, Banana Peel, Apple.

HP%: 0%

Seeing that nobody was really going after it since displaying its power against the bird and bear intrusion, it continued gorging itself thinking nobody else would be messing with its activities until a knight came busting in, but he was mainly checking to see if everyone was ok before starting any attacks. The clown was prepared to fight if anybody dared to fight it. For now the food was just too enjoyable to do much else. But after the knight, came someone else, a human looking specimen who requested to aid the clown. Rudy just laughed at the request as if he was pitied. "MEHAHA! You? Help me? Do I look like I need your help peasant? In case you missed it, I have things under control here." Rudy gestures to his wand to give the man a hint that he didn't need support. "If you really wanna make yourself useful, then go find me some more food!" If the man didn't seem of use to Rudy, he wouldn't hesitate to zap him too. But the clown didn't feel like stomping around the lobby looking for leftovers, he allowed the man that much to prove himself, even though the clown didn't have a shred of dignity or care for friendships at all after his bout long ago with Wario who only made Rudy's heart that much blacker. After his little chat with the stranger, another stranger came in, this time a bee, buzzing its way into the fight by summoning robots to take out his minions. The clown was now annoyed by all the interruptions and reacted in spite."NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME! NO ONE!" The clown waved his wand in the air and caused debris from the roof of the lobby to fall down everywhere hoping to bring the place to dust before any other warriors come, or even worse, the entirety of the Police HQ.

The minions that were attacked by the bee's robots were not expecting such a rushed assault. A few of them were instantly K'O'ed from the efforts, but the few left managed to see the Bee's entrance and stand guard before they could be hit. There were two Goombas and two Koopa Troopas left, still clearly brainwashed, they turned their crazy looking eyes to the bee and started to rush over for an attack leaving the Baby Yoshi to flee the lobby. One of the Koopa Troopa's tucked itself into its shell and catapulted its body at the bee hoping to knock it out of the sky. The other Koopa Troopa tucked its head as one of the Goombas bounced off its shell and honed in on the bee for an airborne headbutt. The remaining lone Goomba jumped on to a table then ricocheted off of the wall to do a Headbutt in the air at the bee at a diagonal angle, this way the enemies were covering all bases and overwhelming the bee with their might. In no time the lobby turned into one giant ballroom blitz.

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"I'll find you some food then." He said with a devious smile, as he started to walk away from the clown and he faced his opposition. He looked at something that looked like a bee and another figure. The bear seemed to be running off Daimon would only focus on the other two first.

"You're going to teach me the meaning of pain little one? I've been enduring pain longer then you've been born. I'll take you out." He mumbled under his breath as he rose his palm into the air and sent a bolt of lightning flying toward the bee as he looked with a wide smile.

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charmy stopped once he yelled out "STTTEEEEEERRRRIKE!" Upon hitting the koopa's and goomba's hurting the poor yoshi, when he then yelped ins surprise of them chasing him, as charmy started flying away saying "IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SSOOORRRYYY " With comedically waterfall like tears going down his face as he stopped, turning to face daimon as he was hit by the bolt daimon sent, spazzing about wildly as his skeletal structure was able to be seen while he was being zapped, once it was done he fell over as his two old robots clanked over and helped him up "Ah, thanks fella's! now...WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE LIGHTNING GUY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Charmy yelled, the robots sighing and face palming to charmy's surprisingly quick temper. "Allright yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu...TAKE THIS." Charmy then grabbed heavy, the biggest of the robot duo and spun him, throwing him at daimon in a speedy bullet like fashion, then taking the smaller of them, Bomb and throwing him in the same way to the kremlings bringing food over to Rudy the clown.

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If the knight could show a smile he would. He wasent self absorbed but he liked that someone showed some respect. Listening to the bear's plan, he nodded and replied, " Will do. I shall do my best." He wasent exactly sure how he would go up againest someone with magic, but seeing as how a bear and a bird could fight a large carnie he believed anything was possible.

Seeing that a new competetor had stepped up to clown made him feel wary. He looked like someone he could imagine going up againest but never fighting for the opposite of him. His remark made him narrow his eyes as it brought him some disappointment. "One must be wary of their words when speaking with another warrior," was the only thing he said to him. He seemed to have a mouth on him and it did not sit right with Knight Man.

Taking note on Banjos plan, he nodded and and headed up towards the clown and shot his flail into the air. Letting it fly past the clowns face. The clown began to become increasingly annoyed by the other people including a bee who was fighting the second enemy. With the wave of his wand, the cieling began to come down in pieces. The pieces hit Knight Man but he didnt care. He was strong enough to withstand some of it.

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Banjo and Kazooie saw various attacks bouncing around the room as they lurked in the shadows to try and reach behind the clown to nab the wand. The entire lobby turned into a war zone in a matter of seconds, from flying robots to lightning bolts to flails and turtle shells, everything was being thrown all over the place in many different forms. Seeing as the two didn't want to be caught up in the middle of such violence, they tip toed as silently as they could without making a peep to the rear of the lobby where the clown sat eating his face off and enjoying the chaos he created. Once they were right behind his fat jelly rolled body they stopped right underneath his arm where he towered over the duo like a bad omen. They saw the wand above them tightly grasped in his hand while he was preoccupied stuffing himself they formed their attack.

Banjo whispered to the bird. "Okay Kazooie, you know what to do. Toss an egg at that wand and get it out of his fingers. I'll crawl up to his face and give him a taste of my claws in case you miss, that way you can get a few more shots in while he's distracted." Kazooie nodded with a lick of her lips and opened her beak aiming her gullet at the clown's hand while preparing a special egg just for him in the back of her throat. At the same time the aim was taking place, Banjo crawled lightly and softly up the clown's back in a slow climb only using the fuzzy part of his paws and not the claws to ensure maximum stealth, he wouldn't be more than the feeling of a mosquito on his spine with the way he was sneaking on the glutenous being. He felt like he was quiet enough for it to work, cause if it didn't, he'd be squashed like a bug. Once the aim was perfect, Kazooie hacked out the egg to connect with the wand and burst into a yoke filled explosion. There was no way it could miss! Banjo kept crawling upon the bird's firing and was determined to get to the face area the more rolls of fat he conquered. Once he was at the face, he raised one paw in the air as he stopped besides the clown's right ear, and slashed at the monster's cheek in a fury of a swipe. This was team work at its finest.



Items Held: Kamek's Wand, Globs of Food.

Enemy Reward: Maximum Tomato, Superspicy Curry, Tempura Shrimp, Banana Peel, Apple.

HP%: 25%

Rudy was munching away when he saw a flying weapon go swishing towards his face. He smirked and rattled his wand. The weapon suddenly switched directions and went flying right back at the knight with double the speed. "Don't bother with straight forward barbarisms knight, you will not win." After he had responded to such a frontal attack, he began to feel a slight tickle on his back. He couldn't really turn to see what it was because his neck was so huge that it couldn't even move. He then tried to scratch his back but before he could move his arms an exploding egg hit directly at his right hand and all his food as well as his wand went flying through the air. "OWWW!!!!OWOW!" His hoarded food within his grasp splattered all over the lobby as if it was raining cupcakes and fish. But his wand was what made him panic. It paraded downwards to the ground in a wide open angle preparing for its fate of smashing into the pavement of the lobby and shattering to pieces.

The knocked out Kamek would be very unhappy if it did, but that is what it was looking like. One of the brainwashed Kremlings nearest the clown ran post haste to the falling wand and made a baseball dive for it. He managed to catch it just in time and stomped over to the clown handing it back to him, but in his left hand this time seeing as Rudy's right hand was now injured and his fingers were nearly numb. But before the clown could use the wand against whatever shot at his hand, some raking claws jutted across his face creating lines of blood. The clown screamed again. "GAAHH!!!" It hurt, yes, but now that he had his wand back he was going to get his revenge on the creeping foes. His eyes looked to his right and on his shoulder where he saw a bear was responsible for desecrating his face Rudy acted quickly before another scratch was going to be thrown in. He rattled his wand towards the bear's direction and a red beam shot at the bear sending him trailing down to the floor below like a dying nuisance of a bug.

"Don't mess with the face! Now, where'd that egg come from...hmmm" The clown looks all around him but sees nothing. He knew there was a second attacker behind him, but he was too large to turn his body fully around. However, that didn't stop him from finding his foes. "You can't hide coward! Minions, turn your attention to the foe behind me. Kill the fool!" The brainwashed Kremling that brought the clown the wand began to make its way to the back of the circus freak but before he could he was pelted by a mechanical contraption of some kind that was shaped like a bomb to the back of its head sending him crashing to the floor face first. It was a clean hit, and since the robot object was quite heavy, it would do him in for a while, though not quite enough to defeat the creature in one hit, it made its mark well. There were two other Kremlings making their way to the back of the clown, however, ignoring the bee that had threw the metal object at their friend due to their orders to inspect the clown's rear so to speak. The Kremlings split up to cover more ground in which Kazooie would be found shortly as the culprit. The Kremlings were gaining on the red feathered bird, and they would find her. Hiding in darkness against enemies that have done similar tactics all their lives wasn't the smartest choice for the bird.

Amazingly the Koopa Troopas and Goombas that had went after Charmy with their attacks were left in the dust by the bee's speed and flight pattern. All their attacks seemed to miss due to the maneuvering and hectic running around the bee was doing. The two Goombas who went for an airborne headbutt towards the bee accidentally headbutted eachother and they both fell on the floor in a daze. The Koopa Troopa that went flying at the bee in its shell however, managed to ping off of a wall like a bouncy ball and fling itself right back at the bee with triple the speed it had before and more of a spin to it. The Koopa Troopa that tucked its head in earlier was now on the attack and ran like crazy to catch up with the bee so that it was directly underneath the bee's feet. It then jumped up to grab the bee's ankles and pull him down from the sky to crash into the ground using all its turtle strength.

Rudy The Clown's stomach began to gurgle in the midst of all this. He looked at his crumb filled belly and his hurt right hand and called out. "Somebody, get me some more food so I can regenerate my health! All my food was forced out of my grasp!" He then shook his wand and various rotten pies began to appear out of thin air and then were flung at all his foes in all different directions. Upon hitting his foes it would create a powerful stench leaving them stiff for a short amount of time. He focused the wand's magic to hit his enemies with this devastating stench of an attack and buy him some time until more food comes his way.

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The bear had made a great job of deforming the bears face with his claws. Blood was decorating the clowns face as he became agitated and trampled around some, ordering his minions to bring him more food. The others were doing there best from the sound of it.

The clown shook his wand and summoned several pies into the air and they homed in on everyone. Knight man wasn't going to take any chances so he held up his shield to the flying dessert. "Rather odd..." he said behind his sheild. Pies as weapons? What was this a cartoon?