Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2020 13:40:31 GMT -8
MR X
Furry City Library (Also the Mindscape, technically)
Alignment: Lawful Librarian
Motto: “Your copy of Charlotte’s Web will not go unavenged!”
Allies/Friends: Fellow librarians, the Lunchables (His spouse, for some reason???)
Enemies/Rivals: Anyone who doesn’t return their goddamn library books
Backstory: Yeah, this is a pretty one-track joke, isn't it?
Appearance:
History On Li:
Mr X was just a big, burly man who worked at a library, because nobody else would accept his resume (His only qualifications were “BIG” and “SQUARE”). One day, he was sent out to collect some overdue library books, which led to him entering the mind of some weirdo who played a liiiiiittle too much Club Penguin. Mr X, of course, didn’t mind this. The only thing that mattered was getting back those copies of Charlotte’s Web, Magic Treehouse, War and Peace, and so on. Unfortunately, the individual he was inside of (no not in dat way u perv), FloppyFeet, died due to a lack of pepto bismol. This wouldn’t stop Mr X from getting revenge on GenderQuestioning!Leon for
And yeah, he showed up on Li. Why? Who cares? Li is probably just the garbage dump of the multiverse, where people, places, and things from other universes are dumped in periodically. That, or it’s a black hole that’s absorbing other universes. If the latter is true, then it seems to be expanding to absorb even more universes. Indeed, top Li scientists have speculated that by 2033, Li residents can expect to witness missions involving Mario, Solid Snake, Kratos, Godzilla, Krillin, the Slenderman, and Brooder McDarkClothes the Original Character teaming up to stop Ghazghkull Thraka from gaining access to the Morphing Grid.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
Primary Attacks (3)
Punch [18%]: Mr X punches the offending book-thief. And that’s just a warning (Strength).
Crush [25%]: Mr X crushes the offending book-thief’s skull. Deals a base 32% to smokers (Cooldown 2, Strength.
Punch 2 [32%]: Mr X punches the offending book-thief, but harder. Automatically crits brick walls (Cooldown 3, Strength).
Special Attacks (3)
Choke Hold:
“GIVE ME THE BOOKS!”
Mr X grabs a hold of the offending book-thief’s neck. Said book-thief is then helpless for three turns as Mr X maintains the Choke Hold, draining 10% of the book-thief’s HP each turn. However, Mr X is unable to dodge while maintaining a Choke Hold, and he cannot end the Choke Hold early unless forcibly moved.
ID Chip: Mr X places an ID Chip into a single target, allowing him to know exactly where it is at all times. For job reasons, he’s only allowed to use this ability on books (Once per thread).
Anti-Librarian Juice [250%]: Another one of Mr X’s most feared moves, only surpassed in fear factor by the ability described directly above. Mr X pulls out a rocket launcher full of the juice and fires it. This ability can only be used on other librarians (Once per thread).
Final Smash (1)
OMEGA LIBRARIAN:
Mr X’s final form. Entering this form gives Mr X an immunity to fire damage, a 5% damage bonus on all of his attacks, and a +5 to intelligence saves against literary references. This form lasts for five turns, or until he’s hit with any attack related to Anti-Librarian Juice.
Other Info:
Unless I forgot something, that's about it for my April Fools post.
As you can see, most of the wiki links were to the Hero and Villains Wiki, because I was too lazy to go to their actual wikis. So as you can see, I really put a lot of effort into this.
Also, why the hell is Jeff the Killer one of the most popular pages on the Villains Wiki?
Last Edit:
Apr 1, 2020 13:57:49 GMT -8 by Deleted