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Palutena would find an odd source of light slowly coming to her, as soon, the beckoning force of another divine God would find its way into Palutena's mind, Speaking to her...

"Hello? Is this the Goddess Palutena? Speaking to you now, I am the Titan Goddess~ I am speaking to you from the World of Labyrinth's, Where i am currently residing. However, My very own guardian to my will, Athena, Currently resides on Li, as you and your Captain does. Ive been observing your 'Pit' For quite a while, and i must say, Its quite impeccable see such similarities between him and Athena! Athena has a dire need for some sparring practice on Li, So, How about this..."

"You and i, Athena VS Pit! Lets see which of our Patron Guardians are stronger! Of course, all for fun and games~ What do you say?"

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And so, The Skyworld Arena was alight once more, as in the middle of the Field, Slowly sliding into the Arena was Athena...Covered in a blanket, as to covertly avoid what she had become accustomed to.

"Athenaaa, Come out from under the Blanket."

"A-and get yelled at and be told to wore whatever in dante's foul name are 'Jeans'?! No thank you!"

The Titan Goddess would sigh into Athena's mind, Before soon, Divine Light caused the Blanket to fade away into a glittery mess, revealing the Bikini-wearing Fighter in all her stark glory!

"NOT FAIR!" Athena would say, Stomping her feet, as she looked at the audience. "Well, Come on then, Let me hear it! Tell me about the pants and the jeans and the tights your all insistent i wear!!" Athena would yell to them, Mainly the boys in the audience, before hearing a single...

"...Hah, I can see her butt from here!" 

Which, Prompted Athena to unwedgie herself with a flush, standing at attention. 

"So, You said you prepared this fight for me specifically Titan Goddess? But, i though i was the only one here whom you communed with?" She would ask, to which the Titan Goddess chuckled.

"Well, True~ But, I called in a little favor from a fellow deity, so that you can maybe make a friend today, Athena! Be sure to play nice, he's a guardian like you, you know~"

Athena mulled for a moment, before smiling. 

"And he's a cute boy too!

And there came Athena's blush.

"G-goddeeeesss, Cease such goofiness at once!"

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	“Hmmm…I don’t know…With all the missions he’s been on lately, protecting Li’s become such a handful for Pit…”  Palutena hesitated, contemplating the Titan Goddess’s offer.
	“…In that case, I guess he’ll just have to beat Athena with that hand behind his back!”  She seamlessly transitioned into a sassy competitive tone.  “You’re on, Titan! All For Fun, of course.”  Palutena accepted the challenge with gusto.  “Only salt beasts fight For Glory~.”
Clouds began to roll in from the horizon across the field from Athena.  A bright light would part the cumulative thunderhead, revealing the luminescent form of a giant woman.  [GODDESS PALUTENA wants to battle!] She raised an enormous pokéball, large enough to contain a human man in the palm of her hand.  She wound up and tossed it onto the field like a baseball.
	“Pit! I Choose You!”  She summoned as the ball broke opened and out flew not a Pokémon, but a little angel boy.  A boy who clearly was not prepared for his ride to be thrown, judging from how he failed to stick his landing. “…P-Pit…”  He groaned his name in a daze before shaking it off, springing up to his feet and looking around.  “Lady Palutena, you didn’t tell me you were going to Throw the Trojan Ball into…wait a minute this isn’t…” “Surprise, Pit~!”  Palutena giggled at the revelation that their surprise was for Him all along.
	“Hey wait a minute! I…Is sh-she…?”  Pit did a double take upon spying Athena across the field and squinting for a better view.  “That’s Princess Athena; the rebellious princess of the heavenly Kingdom of Victory.”  Palutena exposited in an attempt to change the subject. “Pretty name, but i-is sh-she-?”  His knees began to tremble as he squirmed with fluster. “She once opened the ‘Door Which Shouldn’t Be Opened’ out of boredom  and fell into the realm known as Fantasy World.”  Palutena anxiously continued.  “Alright, she was curious and I’m curious if she-”  Pit struggled to focus as he was tying himself into knots at this point. “While she can fire fireballs with her sword, summon magical creatures,  and can even transform into a mermaid with a magical amulet!” Palutena then explained her fighting style in detail. “Her weapons of choice for one-on-one fighting are a sword and a heart-shaped buckler. She may also use clubs, bows or magic wands while on her adventures, or fight unarmed if need be.”
	“Is She The New DLC Fighter Or Not!?!”  Pit blurted out, unable to take it anymore. “…Oh. …No.”  Palutena answered flatly. “…Here I thought you were going to ask why she’s in a bikini.”  “She’s In a Bikini?!”  Pit did a double-take.  “...Huh. Just like Samus.”  He shrugged indifferently.
“Ahem. Attention, princess of Victory! Brace your breast and gird your loins!”  Pit cleared his voice and bravely stepped forward.  “It is on behalf of Lady Palutena and all of the Kingdom of Skyloft that I face you today in glorious battle!”  He announced, striking a proud competitive stance with his bow.  “For I am Pit, Servant of the Goddess of Light! And You! Are..!”
	Apparently he couldn’t see her clearly from across the battlefield,  for upon getting a better look at her,  he lost his breath short of calling her beautiful. “This battle’s just For Fun, Pit…”

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"Wow, Goddess, You weren't kiddin'..." Athena would say, rubbing through her purple hair as it seemed the angel opposite of her was busy speaking to the giant goddess in the sky, Making Athena wince in panic as she observed the gigantic figure!



"T-thats no fair! Goddess, How come you cant come up behind me looking like that!!" Athena would ask, as the Goddess chuckled. 

"Well, That would require me being on Li...And im fairly sure we'd both be much happier if your lifeline for all things magic *wasnt* on a plague infested planet, yes?"

The Goddess asked, as Athena sighed. "I gueeess...I just feel-- I dunno, Inadequate. Not that i think i cant handle him, Ive spent more time wrangling angels around in heaven than i think i spent defending the gates!"

"Oohh, is *thaaaaat* why you were cast out of heaven."



"Hey!" Athena would throw a fist up to the sky, realizing that she herself was just as talkative to her goddess, as she soon readied herself for proper combat against the Angel before her. "Brace my...--?!" Athena would ask, before looking upon herself, then checking into her Satchel. "...I-i dont even have any chicken meat! Meat is sinful!....Apparently, I just know i lost my heavenly points eating a hamburger recently..." Athena would say, Before steeling herself, pointing her golden blade at Pit.



"Besides, Big talk comin' from the guy with Chicken wings~!" Athena would yell back. "So you'd best guard YOUR chicken breast, Before i fry it right up!....W-with some vinegrette sauce, And maybe some oil-tossed potatoes, and a glass of--"

"Athena!"

"Ah, im sorry goddess!"

"I was just going to say, Heaven just set you back to zero for your good deeds, under the sin of 'Gluttony.'"

"Awww....Well, Lucky for you Chicken Wings, I got nothin' to lose now!" Athena would say, as she raised her blade to the sky, gold glimmer appearing across the blade, as a Heavenly Ring of combat came across the sky!

With that, Athena would suddenly start running across the battlefield, Twirling her golden blade in hand as she then jumped up into the air, seeking to deliver a downward slash on Pit!

bRdF0CeHp_1d20+3=14 (Golden Sword, 15% Damage.)

Following that, upon landing, Athena would twirl around, Where her back faced Pit, and suddenly jumping back, rear first to knock Pit off balance with a rear-end focused Bump, as her hips glowed with a Miracle-power Energy, saying "Aaand Bump~!" To knock the angel off balance!

p_1d20+3=18 (Princess Fighter, 18% Damage)

And finally, Athena would twirl right back around, Readying her Blade for a more direct lunge, letting out a battle cry of "Hoiyaah!"

p_1d20+3=8

...As for Palutena, however, She would feel a divine voice suddenly meet with hers.

"I'd offer some popcorn to eat as we watch, But, I think this is quite fun already~" The titan goddess spoke to Palutena, Observing from her Labyrinth World through a small portal in the sky.

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Athena
HP:150/150
Shield:50/50
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	“That sounds awful!” Pit was shaken out of his daze with pity. “’Sure glad Skyworld doesn’t have a point system like that…” He mumbled hoping not to give Palutena any ideas. “Maybe I’ll keep it in mind the next time you don’t eat your vegetables~” Palutena teased, getting ideas. Now look what you’ve done, Athena! …Who was she kidding? There was nothing Pit wouldn’t eat.
“Oh Ha Ha! Like I haven’t heard That before.” Pit rolled his eyes at the chicken wing comment, losing what sympathy for her he had. “If I had a point for every time I heard that, I could get us both back into heaven!” Pit battle cried, snapping his bow into twin blades and charging in.
(ZdrmGSc9p_1d20+3 Pit's Dodge of Golden Sword. Success!) Pit skid to a stop just soon enough to avoid a staff right down the middle of his tunic. (p_1d20+3 Pit's Dodge of Princess Fighter. Failure. Take 18% Damage.) “Oof!” As if getting hit by the lowest ranked of the Underworld Army wasn’t embarrassing enough, Pit got knocked back by the soft toughness of Athena’s seat. Without the cushion of a poofy ball gown, this was way harder than what he was used to. (p_1d20+3 Pit's Dodge of Golden Sword. Success!) Flustered and fumbling to regain his footing, Pit ducked backwards onto his knees in a limbo position, clearing the blade by about a hair.
	“-sprinkle some powdered garlic, cayenne pepper, simmer in bouillon broth-Oh, that’s alright. I’m saving my appetite for dinner~.” The Goddess seemed to walk in on Palutena daydreaming. “Athena’s quite the impressive warrior indeed...” Palutena cheekily commented. “...For a mere mortal. But Pit…will surprise you.”
Bending back up to his feet, Pit was about to strike back with his twin blades before realizing something. “Wait! I can’t go in all slice and dicey if she’s not wearing any armor. I might…hurt her!”  Rummaging through the pockets of his tunic for something more appropriate, he found the perfect weapon to wield against someone dressed for the beach. “S’been a hot summer hasn’t it?” He taunted as he hoisted out a giant ornate water cannon. Fixing Athena in its sights and dousing her point blank.
(p_1d20+1 Pit's Poseidon Cannon @ Athena; Does 12% Damage) (p_1d20+1 Pit's Poseidon Cannon @ Athena; Does 12% Damage) (p_1d20+1 Pit's Poseidon Cannon @ Athena; Does 12% Damage)
Pit 132/150 HP 50/50 Shield Status: Normal

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