[PolarStarQuote]

Mari

"Woah-ho-ho there Senpai!!" Uncle Death would Cackle at Valorie, suddenly leaping from the sky and landing a Failed Kickflip on his skateboard, Flopping fat on his face into the dusty arena floor as he would scramble himself back up, brushing his robes off and producing his Golden Scythe. "Whew. Hey Senpai, Cool to meet'cha! That Barbariccia's been messing around with the atmosphere around the Hyrule Crater, and tearing holes in it. If it dont stop soon, We may lose Air!" The Suspicious Skelly would say, Shooting finger guns at Valorie and immediately slipping over to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders. "Now, the Lady who's runnin' this whole shindig about getting people to fight the big bad monsters would KILL me if i didnt prepare ya' with a bit of knowledge to really set cha' up for this thing. She's busy gettin' harassed by the guy's in the Wild Wild Wrasslin' Life Itself thing, So thats why im here! So, From me to you, Here's some genuine advice from your Uncle Death."

Oh man, some fantastic extra advice! Thanks Uncle Death!

"You see, Miss Senpai...Women, Especially like these, Are Hard to come by."

Wait what.

"You and i both know how WONDERFUL life is when your confronted by a woman who's twice your size and would be absolute HEAVEN to cuddle up with on a friday night, Watchin' Japanese cartoons and eatin' cake and hotwings together-- So, Remember Senpai, You sometimes gotta grab life by the horns, and really GO FOR IT, Ya' hear me Senpai! Dont let your dreams be memes, You go and GET that GIRL!!! FLIRT WITH THE FLIRTER!" Uncle death would say, His Scythe Shining, as he swing through the air, Cutting through reality itself and making a portal straight to Hyrule Crater, colored a deep green color!

"GO GET 'ER SENPAI, GET THAT CUDDLE WIFE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!" Uncle Death would say, quickly pushing Valorie in!

---

With a Forceful Shove, Valorie Ryder would be set atop a Very, very, Very tall tower. Looking down...Lets just say, dont look down. Well, at the very least, Valorie could see almost the entire length and dip in the earth that the Hyrule Crater made from up here, And even a few birds flying just a few 20 floors down! Well, Assuming she didnt get height fright, Valorie would soon be greeted by a sudden uplifting of Winds, Flying up across the clouds, Cleaving the infected atmosphere and creating a whirling orb in the Sky of green winds, which would soon descend, and unravel to reveal Barbariccia, Standing at roughly 9 FT Tall, No Doubt entirely dwarfing Valorie just by her mere presence.



"Mmmmmn....Ahh~! I was wondering when someone would come here~" Barbariccia would say, Her hair swirling around her via the winds she seemed to produce automatically on her form, As she would look at Valorie, and almost immediately glow pink in her cheeks. "Awww, And such a cute girl too!! My, What did i do to deserve that~" Barbariccia would say, Cupping her own cheeks and giggling, as she floated down to meet Valorie to Eye level, leaning over a bit as well. "I know your probably intending to try to fight me or something...But, You know, we could just skip the fighting, and i could maybe use you around here~ Of course, Ill have to get a few more so you'll be my personal guardians, but, details~" Barbariccia seemed to tease, Grinning with her dark green lipstick across her face

"Well~? What'll it be, Sweetheart?"

[Mari]

"Whhh--...I'm not gay!!" Valorie defensively shouted, rather steamed at Uncle Death for suggesting such a thing. Who did he think she was, huh? But then, after a few moments of steaming to herself alone, a striking amazon nearly twice her size descended from the heavens and Valorie's legs went a bit weak underneath her. To Valorie's surprise, this large woman was ... trying to be friends with her? Why was her stomach full of butterflies?? Valorie swallowed her anxiety. Clearly, she was just intimidated, and should get over that! "Heehee, thanks~" she sheepishly replied, briefly fixing her hair in a bashful manner.

"--Oh no. I don't believe in hurting girls. That's like, friendly fire to me y'know? I want to be friends with girls! All girls, preferably."

...The dork levels are painful.

[PolarStarQuote]

"Hehe~ Well, Maybe i can make an acceptation so you can..." Barbarccia began to speak, before stopping, as she felt a voice speak to her mentally with the power of Magic, as she sighed sadly. "G-golbez-samaaaa, Thats not fair! She's so innocent too..." Barbarccia would ask, Pouting a little at Valorie's answer. "Well, That wont do. Master says i cant have a Guardian who's selective about who she fights...And that you came to kill me, So i have to kill you instead." Barbarccia would say, Arms crossed. "Its a shame too, I wouldn't mind such a cute face hanging around...Oooo, I got it!" She would say, An idea coming to light in her head, Before suddenly, A Great deal of powerful wind surrounded Barbarciia, as she was surrounded in the powers of Wind!

"I'll Petrify you permanantly, So i can have a cute statue to decorate my room with~!"

With that said, Barbarccia's Winds would become stronger and stronger, Swirling around and creating an Orb of Wind around her body, Before firing off in a Set of three, Some High-powered Wind Blades at Valorie! "First, Lets make sure you look nice, And take a little hair off the sides~!"


JM6Ia_7Dp_1d20+12=22 (Aero Drive Combo 1, 12% Damage)


p_1d20+12=22 (Aero Drive Combo 2, 12% Damage)


p_1d20+12=24 (Aero Combo 3, 12% Damage!)

"And then Maybe we'll see if you need a longer dress~!!" Barbarccia would say, Suddenly spinning her arm in the air, Generating a high-power Hurricane around her arm, Before flicking it at Valorie!

p_1d20+12=15 (Fast winds, 25% Damage!)

"And then...Hmmm, Hang on, Ill need to think on it. Stay right there for me!" Barbarccia would say, Suddenly spinning in a Pirouette, Her Hair expanding forward, before trying to wrap itself around Valorie's body to bind her in her long, soft blonde locks!

p_1d20+2=21 (Hair Bundle! STR Grapple Via Hair, Allows Barbarccia to make 2 actions per turn, Despite the grapple!)

"Oooohh, I wish i had all my makeup with me when i was summoned here, Then we could really dress you up nicely~"

---

Barbarccia, Empress of winds
HP: 150/150
Shield; 50/50
Status: Is this a fight or a dress up??

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mari]

"--...H-Hey! Don't cut my hair!!" Valorie blurted out in alarm, throwing up her arms in defense of her beautiful locks as a barrage of wind blades struck her!! Anything but that!

((Valorie simply takes the attack))

However, she soon found herself being forced to throw her arms down to keep her skirt from flying up! A little gasp of alarm escaped her, a testy brow raising at Barbariccia. What was that all about, huh? "...No one's... even here to see that." Valorie murmured in confusion. Why would barbariccia want Valorie to flash her?? That made no sense!

((Valorie simply takes the Fast Winds!))

She quickly passed this off as simply being odd or rude. Leveling finger up at the much larger woman, Valorie confronted her as best as her small voice could manage! "Every girl's hair tells a story! Ruining her hair is hitting below the belt, Missy!" Valorie scolded. She then yelled in alarm as she was snatched up by ... hair? It reminded her of Shantae, only she ... wasn't actually being hurt. She was just being held.

((Valorie simply takes the grapple!))

...Valorie quickly recognized this as a big mistake. "...I'm already wearing makeup. And we're just going to ruin it fighting anyway!" Valorie retorted! Summoning her power--y'know, the power she stole from Viridi, Valorie called down a bolt of lightning from the sky to smite Barbariccia!

MwHBJsfVp_1d20+4 (Valorie's Heaven Bolt; Does 30% Damage!)

She then called upon the earth itself, which rumbled and crumbled, giving way to an eruption of magma that shot up to burn Barbariccia!

p_1d20+4 (Valorie's Critical Magma Rise; Does 45% Damage and has a 100% chance to burn)

Valorie then began focusing her power. The wind kicked up, growing quite strong. however, being normal wind it did very little ... yet. Stormy clouds could be observed roling in from a distance, though.

((Valorie is charging up for a more powerful attack!))

Valorie 124/185 HP 65/65 Shield

1d20+4·1d20+4

[PolarStarQuote]

Barbarccia would huff a little as she heard Valorie's constant objections to her 'Proposed' Treatments to help prettify her, Even if Barbarccia knew they had very different ideas of what pretty was. "Now now, Dont be so worrysome! Im already quite a master at dressing up girls rather nicely, I have my own set of girls i treat fairly well you know!" She would Object to Valorie's own Objections, as Barbarccia readied another clean blade of Wind for Valorie. "Now, lets see if i can treat you to something really nice...?" Barbarccia would stop, suddenly a bolt of lightning striking her head!

(Barbarccia simply takes the hit, as not to lose her grapple! However, Archfiend of Wind reduces Heaven Bolt to 15% Damage!)

"...That just earned you a time out!" She would say, Clearly a bit upset, as Bubbling magma soon followed, a Round Shield of Winds surrounding Barbarccia as the Magma was deflected from the Wind Archfiend, Particularly looking to defend her hair!

(Shielding! Left with 5% Shield.)

Barbarccia would grumpily look to Valorie, Hands on her hips. "Hopefully your done with that squirming. Because now, Im not going to go easy on getting you prettied up!" She would say, Smirking now as she seemed to find it...Playful? It truly was quite scary to face a giant wind woman, As her Fingers all became aglow with concentrated Wind!

"But your all mine now~!" She would cackle, Then delivering Three Extra Aero Drives

b_5dBUh5p_1d20+12=30 (Aerodrive combo 1, 12% Damage!)

p_1d20+12=29 (Aerodrive Combo 2, 12% Damage)

p_1d20+12=22 (Aerodrive Combo 3, 12% Damage)

"Now, Time for that Time Out!~" She would say, Slowly coming closer, Her fingertip starting to swirl with bright green, as she slowly put her finger closer


p_1d20+2=18 (Stone Touch! 20% Damage, Afflicts Petrification, Making Valorie stunned for *Three* of Barbarccia's next attacks!)

---

Barbarccia, Empress of winds

HP: 135/150

Shield; 5/50

Status: Is this a fight or a dress up??

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mari]

Valorie vigorously squirmed as hard as her dainty little body would allow her, bloodcurdling girlish screams of terror escaping her as Barbarccia assaulted her and her precious hair. She began to sulk and cry, tears streaming down her face, after Barbarccia was done. She seemed so traumatized! ... And then, Valorie recoiled and cringed as she was petrified. This was why she hated fighting. Sometimes people fought back and that was really awful!! 

...But just as she lost all feeling and was turned to stone... she... she... woke back up? Valorie looked around in confusion. Had Barbariccia just tried to turn her into stone but ...failed? No, she distinctly remembered turning to stone. Did she just forget to attack? Or was this part of her eeeevil dressup scheme? She'd kind of expected to die right there. Regardless, horrible things had been done to her body and she wasn't about to let it continue. She didn't want to have short hair! ...Or shorter hair! Even slightly shorter! The idea horrified her. What was next, was she supposed to put on pants?! This was cruel and unusual punishment! Just murder her already!

...Or, she could try and save herself. Valorie began to glow a bright white color as she performed a magical girl transformation! Which was awkward while grappled.

((Valorie's Frills of Justice Activated!))

A pastel pink aura then surrounded Valorie and began to grow in shize before sharply expanding outward at an alarming speed, covering the entire field! In a moment's notice, Hyrule Crater was replaced by a very cutesy auditorium with a catwalk extending from the stage. Was this... a modeling stage?? A crowd of young men and women's cheering would greet Barbariccia's ears. They were cheering... for Valorie. Worse yet, they were also giants! ...Or rather, Barbariccia was the same size as everyone else, suddenly including Valorie.

(( Valorie's Fae Power Fantasy Activated! bJR6hNJjp_1d8 (Stats) p_1d8 (Damage Done) p_1d8 (Damage Resistance) ))

Valorie then summoned her courage and opened her mouth wide... before chomping down on Barbariccia's hair. ...Blurgh. She did not like eating hair. One of her favorite parts to admire. Not her favorite part to taste. Regardless, she swallowed her discomfort along with a bunch of Barbaricia's hair. She then promptly shifted to slurp her up like one big noodle, stuffing her down her gullet such as to swallow her whole, and banish her to the slimy confined of her stomach!!

p_1d20 ((Valorie's CRITICAL Devour! Reduces the actions Barbariccia can take by 1 while eaten. She can attack Valorie from within to try and escape))

((The following applies if Valorie is succesful))

SPOILER: Click to show

Boing! Looking quite a bit rounder around the mid-section, Valorie nearly fell over onto her rear-end as she landed back on her feet, tenderly caressing a long bunch of her hair for a moment in concern. ...Alright, that didn't feel too bad. She sighed in relief. The crown roared with enthusiasm, apparently finding this AWESOME!! Valorie grinned proudly, daintily modeling and showing off without regard for anything odd about how she currently appeared. She then turned and strutted out to the end of the catwalk, stopping and taking a power pose with one hand on her hip and the other... well... repeatedly and rhythmically poking at Barbariccia's head through her stomach. Or at least what she thought was Barbariccia's head anyway. it could just as easily be her behind if she were upside-down. "Rule number one of sisterhood praxis. NEVER let a boy come between you and supporting your fellow woman. That's a big no-no. No boy in the world is worth taking sides against another girl!" Valorie announced. The female members of the audience cheered with a loud "WHOOOOOO!!" in response. While the men ...continued cheering normally? Weird. Oh well, nobody ever said Valorie's fantasies were realistic! "...Rule number two. Don't cut another girl's hair without her permission! That's pure evil... and a good way to ruin her ability to trust you forever. There's never a good reason for being that cruel, even if you're fighting really hard!" Valorie continued, proudly lecturing her prisoner magical girl style to the tune of a supportive crowd.

Valorie 68/185 HP 65/65 Shield Fae Power Fantasy (3 Turns) Girl Power (3 Turns)

1d8·1d8·1d8·1d20