[Mari]

((Hey guys! You both used 4 actions illegally, and since I didn't catch it until just now I decided it might be easier to just ignore it for this turn. Please remember that appeals always cost actions if they otherwise wouldn't!))

Blue timidly took Scout's number and emitted a little squeak of surprise as her bottom was pat, thoroughly flustered.


"--O-Oh, thanks Scout... Aren't you cold..?"

Audience Requests
For Scout

For 27 Appeal Points: Give Blue a pat or smack on the behind. GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Groose's Mom GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Mess up Groose's Hair GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Tell your mom you love her GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Make Groose cancel his date with Blue!
For 18 Appeal Points: Give a shoutout to Ms Pauling GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Shoot Blue
For 12 Appeal Points: Steal Groose's sword!

For Groose

For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Scout's Mom
For 21 Appeal Points: Steal a kiss from Blue
For 21 Appeal Points: The crowd wants to know. Have you ever wrestled any bizarre or fantastic creatures? GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: One up Scout's bragging and boasting, even if you have to lie! GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Tell the audience more about your sword.
For 15 Appeal Points: Steal Scout's bat
For 12 Appeal Points: Chokeslam the Scout!

For Both

For 33 Appeal Points: Persuade Blue to go on a date with you! GRANTED
For 24 Appeal Points: Tell the audience about your first romantic experience.
For 18 Appeal Points: Go and kiss your opponent. On the lips.
For 15 Appeal Points: Do not do any audience requests for one turn, except this one.
For 9 Appeal Points: If one of you is knocked down by an attack that deals heavy damage, the other must sing 'I'm still standing' by Sir Elton John! GRANTED (Groose)

[TartoonHand94]

“Well I’d rather touch your face with my boot than anything else.” Groose trash talked as the shirtless Scout dusted off his boot print. Groose was stepping back into fighting stance when Scout had other plans.
“When my face is all-?-Gah!” Groose asked, not confused for long before Scout swung a bauble at him.

(Groose bubbleshields Wrap Assassin.)
Despite blocking it with his shield, Groose was still paranoid enough to check for any signs of bleeding.
This distracted him long enough not to notice Scout pulling the trigger on the smallest gun in the world^TM.

(CClboJk|p_1d20+1 Groose's Dodge of Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol. Failure. Takes 4% Damage.) 
(p_1d20+1 Groose's Dodge of Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol. Failure. Takes 4% Damage.)
(p_1d20+1 Groose's Dodge of Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol. Failure. Takes 4% Damage.)

By the time he looked up from his thankfully still handsome reflection, Scout was already half way to bound to Blue’s booth.
“Hey! Come back here and kiss my boot again!” Groose followed this roar with a high whistle for his Loftwing, who swooped down and lifted his master up by his shoulders, majestically flying him to the announcer’s both.
Groose arrived just in time to catch Scout patting Blue on the butt^TM.
“Hey!” Groose barked as he attempted to grab Scout by the neck and slam him into the wall.
(p_1d20+4 Groose’s Choke Slam @ Scout. Doing a bit of improvising with this, it does 10% damage because that's Scout's Constitution stat. Dodgeable, but due to the grappling nature, can't be shielded.)
Groose choke slams Scout)
“That’s no way to treat a lady!” He firmly scolded him.
“Don’t worry, dove. I’ll take this meat head off your hands.” He nodded to Blue like a classically trained gentleman of a knight.
“You just worry about announcing my victory.” He winked, as he proceeded to punch Scout and kick him out of the booth and back down to the stadium.

(p_1d20+4Loftwing Punch @ Scout; Does 8% Damage)
(p_1d20+4Loftwing Punch @ Scout; Does 8% Damage)
(p_1d20+4Loftwing Kick @ Scout; Does 18% Damage)

“See you when I get off work~” He grinned, hypocritically stealing a smooch from Blue before diving back onto the field after Scout.
(Groose steals a kiss from Blue)

Groose
55/180 HP
55/65 Shield
Status:
Milked
Groose Tackle Cooldown (2 turns left)
Groose Bomb Cooldown (2 turns left)

1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20+4

[PolarStarQuote]

(Milk Heal; 9%)

X2islp2Bp_1d20+5=24 (Chokeslam, Dodged)

p_1d20+5=8(Loftwing Punch, Hit)

p_1d20+5=17 (Loftwing Punch 2, Dodge!)

(Shielding the last!)

"Ah, The hell would you know about treatin' a lady, Rooster head!" Scout would scold right back to Groose, Quickly seeing Groose seize up and begin-a Romancing that there Blue. Scout rolled his eyes, And instead produced his Wooden Sandman from his bag, walking over to Groose and tapping the ground beside him, making a few practice swings as Groose would finish off with a sweet looking smooch, Scout would suddenly whistle. "Hey, Groose the Douche!" Scout would yell, Before suddenly performing his Home Run Swing into Groose's Tummy, to send him flying right out of the glass of Blue's Booth,  And right back into the arena with a massive knockback!


p_1d20+5-3=22 (Homerun! Deals 32 Damage, MASSIVE Knockback, and a 5 turn cooldown.)

With that, Scout would then swipe the Microphone Blue was using to speak to the Audience, Tapping it a little to adjust for his voice, Grinning. "Ahem, ahem! So, If ya'll wanna hear a nice story, Lemme tell ya' about a little town called Brooklyn, And what they still call 'The Swave Master'. Dats right, Me! I saw a pretty young thing at the counter of ol' Conquistador Fried Giblets, And seein' that doll there with that pretty bucket a' chicken, I knew it was somethin' beautiful at first sight. So, I trotted myself right up, Casually but smoothly ordered my own 13 peice chicken leg meal in my own bucket, and said..."

"Madam, Much like the grease on that thigh ya' manhandlin', Yer' eyes are glimmerin' and delicious with 15 different herbs and spices of beauty. May i sweep you off your feet for a midnight retreat~?"

"AND BLAM, We had two buckets of chicken and a night of nothin' but SHEER. ABSOLUTE. PASSION! But, That juuuust goes to prove, when its with the Jeremy, Master o' disaster, King of the Hill...All ya' need is a 6.99 Combo meal, and ill make it the best night of ya' life~"

...Scout would blatantly lie, as it more went like so;



But hey, Thats appeals for ya'!

(Scout tells of his first ever romantic encounter!)

With that said, Scout would then produce yet another baseball, chuckling merrily. "Hey, Groouche Bag!" Scout would yell, Before suddenly batting another Baseball from his sandman at him , Heading out the door of the Announcer booth after setting Blue's Microphone back onto her hand.

p_1d20+5=19 (Sandman Baseball, 3% Damage, Afflicts Slow.)

And finally, Scout topped this off by jumping off of the Stadium's Arena Stand, Soon charging down onto Groose to blast him with yet another Scattergun shot! "Booooooohoohooohoom!" He would cry!

p_1d20+0=13 (Scatter gun, 20% Damage!)

---

HP: 59%/150%



Bubbleshield: 32/50



Status: Shirtless, Flexin



Appeal: 141

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mari]

((Yo Quote! You used 4 actions again without applying a haste penalty, so I changed your last roll to have the haste penalty.))

Blue squeaked in alarm as she was kissed, and had her mic stolen! That was alright. She was too busy... crying... to use it anyway. There was a distinct lack of announcer commentary, conveniently masked by Scout's performance.

Audience Requests
For Scout

For 27 Appeal Points: Give Blue a pat or smack on the behind. GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Groose's Mom GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Mess up Groose's Hair GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Tell your mom you love her GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Make Groose cancel his date with Blue!
For 18 Appeal Points: Give a shoutout to Ms Pauling GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Shoot Blue
For 12 Appeal Points: Steal Groose's sword!

For Groose

For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Scout's Mom
For 21 Appeal Points: Steal a kiss from Blue GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: The crowd wants to know. Have you ever wrestled any bizarre or fantastic creatures? GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: One up Scout's bragging and boasting, even if you have to lie! GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Tell the audience more about your sword.
For 15 Appeal Points: Steal Scout's bat
For 12 Appeal Points: Chokeslam the Scout!

For Both

For 33 Appeal Points: Persuade Blue to go on a date with you! GRANTED
For 24 Appeal Points: Tell the audience about your first romantic experience. GRANTED (Scout)
For 18 Appeal Points: Go and kiss your opponent. On the lips.
For 15 Appeal Points: Do not do any audience requests for one turn, except this one.
For 9 Appeal Points: If one of you is knocked down by an attack that deals heavy damage, the other must sing 'I'm still standing' by Sir Elton John! GRANTED (Groose)

[TartoonHand94]

The smooching Groose paid the doubtful Scout little to no mind. He was planning to unlock his lips sooner if he was met with any resistance, but Clearly, he knew more about how to treat a lady than Scout did if she let him last this long.

(|NSwWzRHp_1d20+1 Groose's Dodge of Homerun. Failure. Takes 32% Damage.)

“Whachu call me Scout the-OUT!!” Groose broke the kiss to retort before being smashed in the stomach with the Sandman, launched like a Sandbag out through the glass to a tumbling landing in the center ring below.
With little more motion than to grip his gut, the mostly unconscious Groose would be grateful to be so if it meant not having to listen to Scout’s ridiculous tall tale.
“…What kind of beast eats birds?” He mumbled in an incoherent groaning daze. The call of the name Grooche Bag was enough to snap him back to his senses. Rolling over and standing up in little more than a beat.

“Grooche Bag? Listen here, you petulant whelp! My name is Groose, of the Skyloft Knights!” He barked up at the announcer’s booth, drawing his sword.
“And this, is my sword! She is one hundred and thirty centimetres long and weighs two and a half kilograms. Hand-forged by the most talented blacksmith in all of Skyloft at the cost of over two hundred rupees, she is worth more than her length and weight in butts it cut.” He held it demonstrably for the stadium to see.
(Groose tells the audience about his sword!)
“And as long as it remains unsheathed… I-” Groose began to stoicly proclaim before being interrupted by a baseball.

(p_1d20+1 Groose's Dodge of Sandman Baseball. Success! Failure. Takes 3% Damage and is afflicted with Slow.)

“…as I was saying. As long as it remains Unsheathed, I the Great Groose, Shall Not Be-” He tried again, this time louder and dramatically aiming his sword at the oncoming Scout who began to indifferently spray his Scatter Gun at him.

(p_1d20-2 Groose's Dodge of Scatter Gun. Success!)

Frustrated to the point of silence, Groose furiously jumped out of the exploding dust cloud, swinging to cut the annoying gun right out of Scout’s hands.

(p_1d20+4Grooseward Sword @ Scout; Does 15% Damage)
(p_1d20+4Grooseward Sword @ Scout; Does 15% Damage)
(p_1d20+4Loftwing Kick @ Scout; Does 18% Damage)

Groose
20/180 HP
55/65 Shield
Status:
Milked
Slow
Groose Tackle Cooldown (1 turn left)
Groose Bomb Cooldown (1 turn left)

1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20-2·1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20+4

[PolarStarQuote]

(Shield will Bubbleshield the Two Blade Strikes, leaving him 2 Shield HP)

7CexM5fMp_1d20+5=17 (Kick Dodge!)

Scout would suddenly throw up his hands in an X Motion, the Oh-so-familiar orb of protective energy forming around him making Scout let out a brief "Yuh-oh!" As he began blocking the two Sword Strikes, Making him Gulp as he stood up to quickly pull his hips back, and Scooch himself back a few feet as Groose's kick would find itself right back in the Dirt, as Scout rolled out his Sandman, Reeling it up....

And Proceeding to just scream like a maniac. "GAAAAAAAAAH!!!" He would scream mightily, Raising his bat to swing into Groose's Smug Teeth!

p_1d20+2=17 (Sandman, Melee, For the Face! 18% Damage.)

"Hey Buddy, Here's an old favorite!" Scout would say, Producing his Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol. "Same size as ya' Pea headed brain too, Ya' Friggin'--" Scout would grumble off, starting to let off some gunfire at Groose, All while beginning to run around Groose in a, while predictable, still a Scout Trademark circle, kicking up Dust as his combo's flew!\

p_1d20+5=22 (Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol 1,4% Damage)

p_1d20+5=9 (Pretty boy Pocket Pistol 2! Ditto.)

p_1d20+5=10 (pretty boy pocket pistol 3! Ditto.)

"Yeesh, aim's wacked on dis thing!" Scout would yell, Before readying himself to instead take out another Bauble. "Heads up, Grooche bag, Here's the Date Canceller!" Scout firmly said, Knocking the bauble at Groose with his Tube of Cardboard! "Nighty Night, Princess, Get some Beauty sleep!"


p_1d20+5=14 (10% Damage, Afflicts Mortal Wound/Bleeding! 1 Turn cooldown!)

"Hey, I aint doin' no appeals, i get the point, Yeh?" Scout would shout up to Blue at the stands.

(Not doing appeals, asides...Well, that one!)

---

(Milk Heal, 6%)

Scout

HP: 65/150

Shield: 02/50

Status: Oh you best believe he's still SHIRTLESS!

Appeal: 165

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mari]

((Hey Quote. Action Overuse invalidated your last appeal.))

"W-Wow. That's one impressive s-sword. I wonder how it compares to the 'master' sword, a legendary blade wielded by Link! ...Supposedly. We haven't actually seen Link in the Life Sphere in a really long time! I hope he's doing okay."

Audience Requests
For Scout

For 27 Appeal Points: Give Blue a pat or smack on the behind. GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Groose's Mom GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Mess up Groose's Hair GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Tell your mom you love her GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: Make Groose cancel his date with Blue!
For 18 Appeal Points: Give a shoutout to Ms Pauling GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Shoot Blue
For 12 Appeal Points: Steal Groose's sword!

For Groose

For 21 Appeal Points: Insult Scout's Mom
For 21 Appeal Points: Steal a kiss from Blue GRANTED
For 21 Appeal Points: The crowd wants to know. Have you ever wrestled any bizarre or fantastic creatures? GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: One up Scout's bragging and boasting, even if you have to lie! GRANTED
For 18 Appeal Points: Tell the audience more about your sword. GRANTED
For 15 Appeal Points: Steal Scout's bat GRANTED
For 12 Appeal Points: Chokeslam the Scout!

For Both

For 33 Appeal Points: Persuade Blue to go on a date with you! GRANTED
For 24 Appeal Points: Tell the audience about your first romantic experience. GRANTED (Scout)
For 18 Appeal Points: Go and kiss your opponent. On the lips.
For 15 Appeal Points: Do not do any audience requests for one turn, except this one.
For 9 Appeal Points: If one of you is knocked down by an attack that deals heavy damage, the other must sing 'I'm still standing' by Sir Elton John! GRANTED (Groose)

[TartoonHand94]

Groose’s grunting gritted teeth became a growling grimacing smile upon realization that if he couldn’t cut down Scout himself, he could cut down his shield and render him defenseless. Thus, he obliged and happily swung away at the diminishing shield, intent on finishing it off with a swift kick to the—oh yeah, he can still dodge. That’ll always be a thing.

(ppM5PHJ9p_1d20-2 Groose's dodge of the Sandman. Failure. Takes 18% Damage)

Sweaty, sapped and pretty spent, Groose couldn’t pull out his own shield in time to avoid the hard, wooden shaft violently dragging across his face. Stumbling, unconscious where he stood, he had barely even begun to lose his balance when he was bombarded with bullets from the Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol.
His last breath was spent roaring in pain and moaning in the much more excruciating realization of what this meant.
At the sound of his sword clanging against the battlefield floor, the great Skyloft Knight fell, kicking up a cloud of dust as he collapsed at Scout’s feet. When the obscuring dust cloud cleared, all that was left was a toppled trophy. A disgraced monument to both Groose’s hubris and the Scout’s glorious triumph over him.

Groose
0/180 HP
55/65 Shield
Status:
KO

1d20-2

[PolarStarQuote]

Scout was reeling back his Bat to get ready to block and prepare for the worst from the angry giant of a man, But, instead of the well-earned boot he could of gotten for all that he had done to Skyloft's Knight, But instead, Scout would find himself slooowly opening his eyes to see the trophy fell before him, Making him perk up a little as he chuckled. "Haha...Ahahahaha! Haw haw haw! A-ah man, Thats just-- Pff-- Hahaha!!" Scout would begin to laugh happily. A Feeling of relief, possibly? or was it just as simple as scout making fun of--

"I mean-- Did you SEE dat' guy? Whadda chump!"

Yep, Scouts just being a Sore Winner.

"Well, i mean, Dat's just what happens when you're a genius. I mean, Lug couldn' even keep up the runnin' part with me, How was HE gonna beat me? I mean, You see Dis? You see AAAALLLLLL O' Dis?? Hah!" Scout would laugh aloud as he flexed and posed to show off what was supposedly his muscular physique, but was just instead showing off how sweaty he had gotten during the fight, as Scout just started to walk away from Groose's trophy, not even dignifying his Resurrection.

"Ah man-- So, Where's the trophy? I won right, i should get my trophy, yeah?" Scout would ask, seemingly forgetting its the first match, Dumb butt. "--Oh, And pretty announcer lady, Since this dummy's outta the job, How'zabout you and me go on out and i show ya' some reaaaal kissin', Eh??" Scout said, shooting Finger Guns at Blue's booth, trying his best to be...Charismatic. Bleh. Gross.

[Mari]

(...I think I'm going to be sick.)



"H-Heyyy~! Don't forget about the rest of the tournament, Scout! Now let's tally up all your points. You may have won the battle, but we have to find out who won the audience's favor!"

Scout
Damage Done: 180
Appeal: 165
KO Bonus: 60 Points
Total: 405

Groose
Damage Done: 85
Appeal: 135
Total: 220