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It felt great to fly so high, and it was even more exciting for Elliana that she could finally settle this little shouting match between herself and some chubby little turtle kid. Her mech was superior, and she damn well knew it. Elliana had been testing a few systems, removing some components from the thing, sadly. Of course, it could still fight, and fight it would. Prepared on the opposite perch, the single platform that reached across from cloud to cloud. It felt awesome to be up here, the wind in her... wait she didn't have hair. It felt good on her scales, though. Even though there were no crowds, she was ready to put on a show... in her own little way that is.

"COME ON OUT, CHUBBY LUMPKINS! I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YA!" She cried out, sitting tall on her mech for a moment, before blowing a raspberry and slipping back down in her flying machine, anchored in and ready to go, swinging her propellers high and swirling them a little for her own amusement. She could feel her heart pounding and her brain buzzing with sheer anger. All she wanted was to beat Jr. and to prove the Aerial Arsenal was a better machine than that little 'clown car' thing. "OR MAYBE YOUR CHUNKY LITTLE BOT CAN'T FLY UP HERE AFTER ALL?! AHAHAHAAA!"

VS ELLIANA THEME - Full Steam VENGEANCE!!

ELLIANA
HP:190/190
HEAT: 0/100
STATUS: None
COOLDOWNS: None

[heirtothemonado]

Soon enough, a small propeller could be heard chopping its way through the clouds. Bowser Jr was drawing near, and despite the rather goofier aesthetic of his mech, he knew in his heart it was better then whatever the snake could come up with. He'd show her that fact, whatever it took, and shove those weight jokes straight back into her face.

With the wind flying in his face, Jr. landed on the opposite side of the platform and stared Elliana down. "Stick a fork in it, rope snake, I'm right here. And I'm gonna be to one to pulverize you, to the point where that mech of yours is gonna be little more then scrap metal." Jr stood up tall in the Clown Car's cockpit as well, although the pose wasn't as effective due to his shorter, portlier stance. "Bring it on"

---

Bowser Jr.
Health: 160/160
Status: Normal
Cooldowns: None

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Elliana didn't just charge in. She barreled in, those mech legs opening up and pulling out wheels?! WHEELS! Those heavy treads had both grip and force, throwing chunks of the arena below her back as one of those cannon arms turned back, spinning that propeller away from its normal rotational angle, allowing it to nearly pull her further in. That blade spiraling heavily and almost even pulling in..!

W__EfGSAp_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2(Copter Rush! That's 5% per instance. 45 heat total built)

After taking that perilous charge in, she angled another cannon after turning around, pumping a heavy load of steam into it, heating into a red glow before blasting at Jr with a HUGE bellow of steam. The hissing, heavy wave of white mist surged at the Koopa Prince, hoping to singe his little butt inside that car.

p_1d20+2(Steam Vent! Deals 5% damage. If it hits, Jr takes additional 5% damage every turn after until he uses an action to escape the cloud.)

After that, she leaned the chassis over, snapping her neck out to try and bite the poor squirt! It was a vicious bite, but she'd milked her own fangs of venom to ensure she wasn't gonna play dirty. Elliana wanted a challenge, she wanted a big fight, a big win. She wanted to make this kid feel her wrath, and know that her mech was superior.

p_1d20+2(Snappin' Bite. Deals 18% damage on hit)

ELLIANA
HP:190/190
HEAT: 25/100
STATUS: None
COOLDOWNS: What's a Cooldown?

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[heirtothemonado]

YsKMK|JQp_1d20+1 (Jr's dodge of Copter Rush 1)
p_1d20+1 (Jr's dodge of Copter Rush 2)
p_1d20+1 (Jr's dodge of Copter Rush 3)

Jr had to duck inside the Clown car to avoid getting his head chopped off, as the propellers chopped furiously against the Clown Car's hull. Popping out again, Jr looked down at his mech. "Now look what you did. The paint job's ruined." Jr complained. She was gonna pay for that. Oh look, her mech sprouted wheels. Well, two can play at that game.

(Jr's Koopa Go Kart! +2 DEX mod for three turns)

p_1d20+3(Jr's dodge of Steam Vent)

Even with his newfound mobility, Jr still received a blast of hot steam to the face "Yeeow!" Jr yelped in pain. He quickly switched gears and pulled the Clown Car out of the cloud of steam, but unfortunately, he pulled straight into Elianna, who tried to reach out and bite him.

(Jr uses one action to escape the steam cloud)

p_1d20+3 (Jr's Dodge of Snappin' Bite)


Not being able to act quick enough, Jr could only grunt in pain as Elianna's fangs sunk into his side. Jr quickly pulled away, and tried to get some distance between the two of them before turning around and deploying a small robot onto the field, which slowly hopped it's way over to the Aerial Arsenal.

p_1d20 (Jr's Mecha-Koopa! When Elliana rolls to attack, if the roll is less then Jr's the attack will hit the Mecha-Koopa instead, setting it off for 10%. If the Mecha-koopa is not hit in three turns, it will go off on it's own)

---

Bowser Jr.
Health: 128/160
Status: PAIN
Cooldown: Mecha-Koopa: ACTIVE

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Elliana felt the adrenaline finally flowing as she backed up, watching Jr recoil and wail out in pain, not before seeing the steam cloud dissipate from his escape. All was going according to plan, everything was falling into place, and Elliana was going to rip this kid's mech, and toys, apart! Speaking of toys... What was that?! An actual windup toy? Elliana was laughing hysterically, too much so to notice the tick-tock-tick-tock of the Mecha Koopa flopping about. No matter, that thing wasn't going to do much damage to her Aerial Arsenal anyhow if it were explosive. "YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR CHUNKY LITTLE HEAD, SNOT! I'M NOT DONE YET!"

vvZI6Q7Mp_1d20+2(Snappin' Bite! 18% Damage!)

Elliana had craned her neck around again, reaching to sink her teeth into the chunky little boy before pulling away and leaping up into the air, back down again to slam between him and the koopa. Hopefully that thing wasn't rigged to turn around. She wound her mech back to blast this kid with another wild, charging move. This time, instead of her infamous Copter Rush, now she was going for an angry drill shoving maneuver.

p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2(Elliana's Drill Shove requiring two actions! Each roll does 5% damage. If the last hit connects, guarantees a 10% damage followup! 25 heat generated from this maneuver!)

After her wild drill antics and the last slam forward, Elliana let out a fierce battlecry, nothing that would buff her or anything, just getting her noise heard. In fact, she was yelling the entire time she was firing that drill up. Heat lines were visible on her mech, hissing and whirring still. "RREEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

ELLIANA
HP:190/190
HEAT: 35/100
STATUS: None
COOLDOWNS: Zero Zip Nada Zilch

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[heirtothemonado]

Jr let out a frustrated sigh. The Mecha-Koopa did nothing, and since it's just flopping around, it probably won't do anything. He needed to get on the offensive, fast! Jr rolled forward, trying again to put some distance between them, but to no avail, allowing Elliana's fangs to nip him once again

C303n|KKp_1d20+3(Jr's dodge of Snappin' Bite)


Pulling himself away, Jr soon had to try and get himself away before Eliana's drills caught him.


p_1d20+3 (Jr's dodge of Drill Shove)

p_1d20+3 (Again)

p_1d20+3 (and again with the Critfails)


While he somehow managed to get away briefly, the drills sucked him back in, drilling into the Clown Car, although mercifully missing him. "This is ridiculous." Jr muttered. What was going on? Usually he didn't have near this much trouble fighting anyone! And yet....

Starting to feel a bit angry, Jr hit a button on the Car's console, and a pair of large boxing gloves sprang out of it Since he was unable to get away, Jr tried to force himself away.

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves DMG, 5%
p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves DMG 5%
p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves DMG 5%

Throwing the last punch so he'd rocket away from her, the Mouth on the Clown Car opened again to reveal a cannon pointed directly at the Aerial Arsenal, which fired a large, heavy cannonball toward Elliana

p_1d20 (Jr's Koopa Cannonball. DMG 25%, 3 turn cooldown.)

That cannonball was followed by another, but this one Jr himself, trying to ram the Aerial Arsenal over

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Ram. DMG 20%, 2 turn cooldown)

---

Bowser Jr
Health: 95/160
Status: Still Pain
Cooldowns: Mecha-Koopa: ACTIVE (2 turns)
Koopa Cannonball: (3 turns)
Ram (2 turns)

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y1jI9y3Yp_1d20+2(Hit #1. 5%) p_1d20+2(Dodge) p_1d20+2(Hit #2. 5% [10 total])

That was it, that was the spirit! Elliana laughed and cackled as she weaved between the second blow and got nailed with the first and third, feeling the mech slide back and actual pick up into the air! She fell down with a mighty crash onto the platform below, screeching to a halt as the cannon opened up. Her eyes didn't widen in fear, but they narrowed in excitement, preparing the Aerial Arsenal to fly up and over that swirling, spinning ball of doom.

p_1d20+2(Dodge!)

She cleared that huge cannonball with ease! Now it was time to deal with that butterball! With an extra bit of pulling, Elliana tried to crane her mech up and away from Jr's crash course.

p_1d20+2(Hit #3. 25% [35% total])

Elliana couldn't steer her aviational mech out of the way in time, and was sent spiraling downward, into the ground as he spun out, feeling the digging dirt against her mech's chassis. Now it was time to get BACK at this little turd for what he'd done to her baby! As the mech shot upright and scooted back, using those propellers to blow herself back and distance herself from the minute maniac again, Elliana fired up the old Steam jets, puffing another gout of hot air at the minuscule menace.

p_1d20+2(Mecha Koopa intercept! 10% damage [45% total])

That koopa got in the way and the thermal pressure caused the damn toy to explode in her face, sending her backward even further! It served its purpose though, her mech now vented of heat. Now it was time to get back at this little mongrel once and for all! Elliana planted the mech's clawed feet into the ground, a massive fist pushing forth from the internals of the mech's chassis, locking onto Jr...

p_1d20+2(Elliana's Rocket Fist! Deals 20% damage and builds 50 heat)

As that fist sailed out, spiraling towards the little guy before she barreled back in again, revving those motors to drive her Drill back out at Jr once more! Elliana drove with all her might to shove that drill in his stupid little mech's body. 

p_1d20+2(Elliana's Drill Shove! deals 5% in three hits. Follows up with 10% if it hits)

Finally, she decided to rear back and blow another gout of massive steam at the child, using the excess momentum to shove back further, and leap away from the tiny tot.

p_1d20+2(Steam Vent! 5% damage, if you're hit, use an extra action to escape the cloud.)

ELLIANA
HP:145/190
HEAT: 45/100
STATUS: Furious, excited, and in an adrenaline high.
COOLDOWNS: Nope

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[heirtothemonado]

Finally able to get a few hits in, Jr watched as Elliana's mech got tossed about. She even set off that Mecha-Koopa from earlier!. Maybe he still had a chance! With a little more hope in his hard and a fire in his gut, Jr steered his Car away from the giant fist that was rocketing towards him


lxqR1Qr0p_1d20+3 (…..are you kidding. Jr's Dodge of Rocket Fist.)


"Really-OW!" Jr started to complain before the fist beaned him in the face. This Car was due for some serious repairs once this was over, and not because of the damage Elliana was doing to it. This was a pathetic performance. He'd be better off fighting without the thing at this point.


p_1d20+3 (Jr's dodge of Drill Shove)


By some miracle Jr pulled out of the way of Elliana's drills, avoiding the painful tips and whatever kind of follow-up she had planned. Without pause though, Jr ha dto get out of the way of the cloud of steam that was puffing his way.


p_1d20+3 (Jr's Dodge of Steam Vent)

Clearing the cloud with ease, Jr rushed her again, boxing gloves out, and poised to beat her mech into scrap, Joseph Koopstar style. "Oraoraoraoraoraoraoraorarora!" Jr yelled.

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves. DMG 5%) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again, but CRIT. DMG 8%) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again)p_1d20+2 (Again)

---

Bowser Jr.
Health: 75/160
Status: ORAORAORAORAORA
Cooldowns: Mecha-Koopa: 4 turns
Ram: 1 turn
Koopa Cannonball: 2 turns

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"OH JEEZ-"

1lvl6TBjp_1d20+2(Dodge #1)p_1d20+2(Dodge #2)p_1d20+2(Hit #1. 5% damage. 13% total)p_1d20+2(Hit #2. 5% damage. 18% total)p_1d20+2(Dodge #3 )p_1d20+2(Hit #3. 5% damage. 21% total)p_1d20+2(Hit #4. 5% damage. 24% total)p_1d20+2(Dodge #4)

Elliana was ducking and weaving, trying to not get clobbered, struck after dodging a little, bashed and broken after being shoved back and rattled. Elliana had snapped. The ringing in her ear-holes, the drumming of her heart in her head, it made her high. Euphoric even. This kid had given her a combat high that she hadn't gotten in ages. Rushing forward and blasting into the air, Elliana slammed into the dirt, and craned her neck out and tried to sink her teeth into his face!

p_1d20+2(Elliana's Snappin' Bite! 18% Damage)

The snapping attack would be followed by another Drill Shove because she wanted to dig into his clown car's face! She wanted to break this thing down and destroy it. "MUUUDAAAAAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAAAAAAAA!"

p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2(Drill Shove! First hit is a 15% 5 hit combo, 3% damage per hit, and 5% extra damage for each hit afterwards. Last hit gives Elliana an extra hit for 10% damage.)

ELLIANA
HP:121/190
HEAT: 65/100
STATUS: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
COOLDOWNS: Nope

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[heirtothemonado]

In the middle of the flurry of punches, Jr was hammering away a the controls of his Car, laughing away and just having a good time. This was more like it, now that his Car started working like it was supposed to. Comboing Elliana a few times, Jr tried to pullback. the other utilities haven't finished cooling down yet, but Elliana was attacking him, being close to her sounded like a bad idea


PRJsIO4tp_1d20+1 (Jr's CRIT Dodge of Snappin Bite)


Jr pulled away as Elliana's fangs snapped shut a mere inch from his nose. And that wasn't the end of it. Elliana came rushing at him, although in contrast to her attacks before, this one was a bit haphazard


p_1d20+1 (Jr's dodge of Drill Shove Hit 1: 5%) p_1d20+1 (Jr's Dodge of Drill Shove) p_1d20+1 (ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Hit 2: 10%) p_1d20+1(Dodge Failure Hit 3: 15%) p_1d20+1 (Dodge Failure: 20% +10%)

Well that went about as poorly as it could have. Jr got nailed by the drill and try as he might, he couldn't pull away before Elliana could follow up with another bash to the cranium. Feeling slightly dizzy, Jr put up his gloves again, ready to punch *her* out this time.

p_1d20+2 (Jr's CRITFAIL Boxing Gloves DMG: 5%) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2(Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (MORE CRITFAILS) p_1d20+2(Again) p_1d20+2 (Again)

---

Bowser Jr.
Health: 60/160
Status: A punching bag
Cooldown
Mecha-Koopa: 3 turns
Ram: Available next turn
Koopa Cannonball: 1 turn

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BN22qK_wp_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2
(All of Elliana's Dodges in order. Hit 4 times. 20% damage.)

Elliana was getting better at reading Jr's attacks, watching the poor kid sweat up a storm as he swung those boxing gloves furiously at her. Each weave and movement invariably put her into the line of fire as another, and she couldn't dodge 'em all, nailed with four good hits, before finally anchoring herself and planting the treads of that mech, ready to unleash a grand finale on this kid so she could end this once and for all. It wasn't going to be easy, but she was sure she could pull through and prove the Aerial Arsenal was infinitely more amazing than the Koopa Clown Car. Maybe she could give him some headpats after this. No time for daydreaming. Elliana, rather than snappin' another bite at Jr, fired off another rocket fist in his direction.


p_1d20+2(Elliana's CRITICAL BALLISTIC FIST! 30% damage. Overheated!)

After her mech began to flash red lights of warning from detonating such a deafening, platform rattling blow, she pulled two levers and yanked a switch to eject her mech, feeling her noodle body soar into the air. As she sailed, however, Elliana waved to the kid, readying her Rapid-Repair-Kit to begin fixing herself a new Arsenal from the ground up in the matter of seconds. In her true fashion, too, she blew a raspberry mid flight before flopping onto the ground, already swirling around to build her machine anew.

p_1d20+2(Elliana's Abandon Ship! If it hits, deals 20% damage. Heat Reset. Elliana cannot act next turn other than to dodge.)

ELLIANA
HP:101/190
HEAT: 0/100
STATUS: Ejected! Cannot attack next turn.
COOLDOWNS: Nope

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[heirtothemonado]

Jr was starting to run out of steam, and not the kind Elliana was throwing at him. But he was determined not to give up. Or at least that's what he thought before he saw the gigantic fist-shaped missile flying straight for his face


o6mF1nnGp_1d20+1 (Jr's CRIT dodge of Ballistic Fist)

As Jr flinched and prepared himself to get blasted away, by some divine miracle, the blast never came. The Rocket had missed him by about an inch. "HAH." Jr laughed loudly. "Not today Elli!" he taunted. He waved back at her as she launched herself away from her mech....wait, away?

p_1d20+1 (Jr's Dodge of Abandon Ship!)

Noticing the overheated mech in front of him, Jr quickly pulled away before the thing could explode in his face. Now that Elliana was out of her mech now, He should have a much easier time hitting her. Revving the Clown Car's engine, he swiveled the Car around and charged straight for the snake flopping on the ground.

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Ram! 20% DMG, 2 turn cooldown)

Following it up with some more quick combos from his trusted Boxing Gloves

p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves! 5% DMG) p_1d20+2(Again) p_1d20+2 (Again, but CRIT, 8% DMG) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again but CRIT, 8% DMG)

---

 
Bowser Jr
Health: 60/160
Status: Normal
Cooldowns: Mecha-Koopa: 2 turns
Koopa Cannonball: Available next turn 

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BvZFyy3ep_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2p_1d20+2
(Dodged Ram, hit by crit gloves for 16% and normal two normal gloves for 10%. 26% damage total.)

Elliana ducked out of the way of the flying kart as she began to build the framework of her mech and installed the steam engine, rushing haphazardly to throw on the legs as he came back around, only to let the mech take the brunt of the first swing, spiraling backward as the nanite repair protocols took over the rest of the machine's construction while she focused more on getting the hell out of the way of his upcoming attacks. She weaved out of the way of all but four, having a festive hall-decking straight to both her dome and the machine she was piloting, causing the new mech to spiral and sputter out of control. The machine was still beaten and broken up. Seemed the RRK didn't exactly fix the machine so much as it respawned it. For now, Elliana tried to go all forward...

It stalled.

"DAMNIT NO NO NO NO NO! WORK WORK WORK! NO WORK! AAAAAGH!" She headbutted the console a bit to try and start it up, realizing that her shield systems were offline! Quickly yanking back what looked like a lawnmower drawstring with her teeth, that bubble shield flashed. "HAHAHAAAH! NOW I GOT A SHIELD YOU TURD!"

ELLIANA
HP:75/190
Shield: 70/70
HEAT: 0/100
STATUS: Rebuilding! Can attack next turn.
COOLDOWNS: Nope

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[heirtothemonado]

Jr had a grin on his face now. Finally something about this fight was going his way. Even as his Clown Car raced by Elliana, he swerved and took aim. His cannonball was ready to fire again, and no shield system in the world was going to stop him now.

7E8bzkHqp_1d20 (Jr's Koopa Cannonball! DMG 25%, 3 turn cooldown)

Even when Elliana's ship was fully built, Jr still wasn't going to stop. That ship looked pretty beat up, and Jr was going to finish the job, one way or another. Jr's Boxing Gloves have had a pretty fifty-fifty success rate, so no harm in trying them again, right?...The fact that none of the other mechanisms on the machine haven't finished rebooting yet definitely didn't contribute to this decision, nope.


p_1d20+2 (Jr's Boxing Gloves! DMG 5%) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again, but CRIT! DMG 8%) p_1d20+2 (Again) p_1d20+2 (Again)

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Bowser Jr
Health: 60/160
Status: Starting to turn around
Cooldown: Mecha-Koopa (1 turn)
Ram (1 turn)
Koopa Cannonball (3 turns)

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(Elliana shields every hit. Like. All of them.)

With her new, nifty bubble up, Elliana absorbed each blow with those resounding thunks to her chassis, before letting it loose on the last hit, allowing herself to be free and back away, distanced and primed for action. The snake's tail was working to slam buttons and turn gears as she charged right back in, Copter Blade spinning up in an attempt to saw right at Jr's mech to finish this already! She was getting impatient and antsy. The Arsenal was better! It was WAY better!

JJxJyJkLp_1d20+2(Elliana's Critical Copter Rush! 8% damage! 15 Heat) p_1d20+2(5% 30 heat)p_1d20+2(5% 45 Heat)p_1d20+2(5% 60 heat)

Afterwards, she leaped above the Koopa Car, dropping a hot cloud of steam over it with one mighty puff.

p_1d20+2(Steam Vent. 5% damage. Takes an action to get out of if it hits, or 5% more damage for each hit. -20 heat.)

Once she was all through, Elliana leaned her neck right into that steam cloud to take a bite of Jr! She risked getting scalded, but drew back in enough time to get away from the heat before any serious damage could be caused.

p_1d20+2(Snappin bite. 18% damage)

ELLIANA
HP:75/190
Shield: 37/70
HEAT: 40/100
STATUS: AAAAA
COOLDOWNS: Nope

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