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It was a sparkling day, The sun beading down and causing the competition to smile and laugh heartily as employees set up the Sunshine Stadium in a way that was very...Unbefitting of the combat arena. Ovens, Microwaves and Sautee pans were adorning the walls and various weapon racks placed along the arena, The floor having five kitchen counters placed in a star formation, and at the front of the arena, a massive table, Adorned with Beverages, Plates, Candles and a  entire orchestra to play music to its right! ...How Overdramatic. There was even a Tiny Golden Game & Watch statue, Acting as a fountain to pour water into a little circle pond as a nice table setpiece...Followed by a Mini toy waluigi, who explodes, Blowing it up. A Employee merely scraped it away.


As the arena was filled, Many of the observers to this event had several questions, but one shared by all...What kind of crazy competition is this?? Cooking the once infected?? Surely that cant be possible...Right? It was a event worth seeing, as the Cameras were set up, and a few Technological Gateways were created. A Horn blew in the distance, as the audience settled down, as Kamin appeared before the Judges Table..

"Fair greetings to you all! Another Glorious day comes to us before the Sunshine Stadium! I, Kamin, Have come to introduce Li's first ever, Battle Chef Brigade! Our Five competitors will adventure Li's few Purified areas, And slay beasts that seek to do harm, Gathering plants for Spice, And bringing them back to craft spectacular dishes with them!"

"Back in the realm i existed, Monsters plagued the land, and almost brought humanity to an end...However, If there is one thing i have learned in my existance, is that if one can not trim the monsters population by merely stabbing and Slay...Make an example, By Flambe!!"

"Now, Some base rules! We will be directly placing you into areas where the stravia affliction is at a all time low. However, Just as precautionary measure, We will be supplying our chefs with Starvia Detecting Radars, In order to dissuade them from Infected Entities."

"Pokemon, Digimon, And others monsters that are able to react and communicate on a Sentimental and emotional level, Are strictly Forbidden. There will be no Pokemon Butchery here today!"

"Attacking other competitors is also strictly forbidden! If we catch you stealing ingredients, We will punish you with a wrath so hot, Youll wish we simply put you in a frying pan with oil!"

"With that said...Let us introduce our competitors!!"

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"Firstly, From the Land known as Leanbox, In the Realm of GamIndustri, Please, Give warm welcome to The Game Cuisine Queen, Lady Vert!!"



Emerging from the shadows, Came forth a Woman, Blonde and perfectly fair skinned, Downright princess-like, As she carried herself in a Elegant, Careful Manner, Smiling rather happily! "Greetings! I, Lady Vert, Am here to prepare something to prove that, Just because i stay up till 6 AM Farming for Gold, Doesnt mean i can not prepare a lovely dinner in the hours after~" She said, As it seemed the females of the audience gave a applause of decent respect, as the men were too focused by the attractiveness of the waifu before them! She's Cute?! Games?! WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH HER??? ..Well, Except Microsoft. But you know.

Vert would walk to her own Station, Adorned with a circular 'X' on its front to signify her Symbol of Leanbox, as she dug into the mini fridge to find a bottle of Dew of the Mountains, a Very popular beverage for her kind of basement dwelling game addicts!

"Vert is also known as a Goddess, By the name of Greenheart! With her Lance, She no doubt has some kind of impressive meal planned for us all! Though i must admit, All ive heard of her eating is Cool American flavored Potato Chips..." Kamin admitted, as Vert pouted rather unamused. How Rude!

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"Secondly, A Pair of Twins from a Land where many realms merged into one, I introduce a Double Team, of Lann and Reynn, The Realm Masters of Flavor!"



...And my, How tiny they were! Lann and Reynn emerged, Revealing there Two Foot Forms as Lillikin's, As Lann ran into there station, Adorned by a F and...Another F. Wonder what that stands for. Friendly Friends? Regardless, Reynn followed with an upset look on Her face, Her Twin going crazy. "Woah!!! Reynn, Look at all this, Theres so much stuff! This is totally better than the Cafe!!" He excitedly said, as Reynn huffed. "Lann, Focus! We cant just brew coffee and expect it to win, We gotta get ready to really fight with our might out here!"

"Wait, Fight with 'Our' Might? I thought we were just gonna let our mirages fight..." Lann said, as, Of course, A Summon appeared behind Lann, The Visage of a Giant beard dwarfing them, Standing at 8 Foot even!



"Ohoho! Truly this has gotten you excited, Hasnt it Mirage Masters?" Ramuh would ask, as Reynn gasped! "Ramuh, No no no!! Go away!!" She demanded, as Lann and Ramuh looked shocked. "H-huh? Why cant i fight alongside you, Miss Re--" Ramuh would ask, Until Reynn jumped up, Booping his beard. "Do you WANT the judges to find 80 foot long strands of hair in there food?? You go away, Get Shiva!!" Reynn suggested, as Lann gasped. "Ohhh, I get it, We'll use Shiva, So we can compete in the sex appeal department against miss Thunder Ti--"

SLAP! Lann was bonked on the head by Reynn, Leaving the chibi boy flopped on the ground in agony...

"...Truly an Interesting Team up, These siblings are..." Kamin said, Laughing heartily before turning to the next competitor...

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"Next, A Competitor from my own Realm, A Battle Chef Champion, Please welcome The Iron Stomach, Mina!!" Kamin spoke in excitement, as, Soon, a Heavy gust of wind blew by!!



Soon, Rushing into her station adorned with the image of the Battle Chef Brigades Emblem of Arms, Came Mina, Two chefs knives at her side as she smiled, waving to the audience. "Boy, Cant believe i get to do this again!! This is so exciting, I missed battle chef so much!" Mina said with an excited bounce, Producing a cutting board and setting it down, ready to go, as the audience clapped and applauded in glee of a returning champion to this sort of contest.

"Mina will no doubt provide an incredible display of dishes for us today, As she has thousands of times before!! And next..." Kamina said, as the last two stations, One with a Red and Black Claw arm, and the other with the visage of a Blue Falcon, Awaited there next entree's to arrive...!

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

As like the last time, the doors would by opened but unlike that time, it was worth mentioning that one could tell who was coming.

The telltale musical number 'Rebelion' was the only clue as to the identity of the competitor that just entered the threshold.

White hair, heavy red jacket, black hakama, two different colored eyes, a BFS that could also transform into a Sinister Scythe, and one Azure Grimoire that just so happened to be in the form of an arm, Combined with the most badass baritone attitude to match(courtesy of Patrick Seitz mind you) Ragna the Bloodedge came walking into the area. "This is a first, guess I'm not the only one who might make a fool of himself today. And if I'm completely serious, competition is going to be just as messed up as Terumi being screwed out of getting his way." Ragna said as he took his place amongst the other competitors, waiting for the final contestant to arrive.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

As the applause died and the judges began to look at their watches, curious as to when the final contestant would arrive, the echoes of a sick guitar riff encroached from the distance. Heavy footsteps followed and the Police Chief (or should we say, chef) himself emerged from over the rim of the stadium. He didn’t dwell up there for long, in fact, as soon as he appeared, he swan dived off the edge, plummeting towards his workstation. A cloud of dust erupted from his landing position, his crouched silhouette could be seen moving to an upright position.

With the clutter settled, Captain Falcon’s glowing triangular eyes sparkled with excitement, throwing his fist in front of his chest and clutching tightly. “HRYAH! Only twisted one of my ankles!” he announced with sheer adrenaline pumping through his voice. He kicked his leg forward in a whipping motion causing his backward foot to pop back forward, a hearty laugh escaping his lips. His eyes expanded to full on circles as he swept the top of his helmet franticly with his hand. A sudden memory flashed into his frontal lobe and he reached for his gun holster, tossing his useless weapon aside then pulling out and popping open his chef hat, proudly placing it atop his helmet.

Once that was done with, the man confidently paced over to his countertop and began to eye the tools of the trade. He gazed at the utensils, picking up a knife in particular and promptly tossed it aside with a disinterested countenance. He slammed his arm flat on the table and swept everything else off it. “Mama Falcon always said ‘the best kitchen utensils are your own two hands!’” he loudly informed as he raised a finger in the air. “Mama Falcon also suffered from third degree burns almost constantly! A true inspiration” he added as he swiped a tear from his eye.

He silently wept for a brief second and then exclaimed suddenly with “this one’s for you, Mama Falcon!” And in that instant he was back to his bombastic self, slamming his hands on his countertop, ready and waiting for instructions.

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The crowd stood...Semi-bewildered at Ragna's rants about this Terumi character, as they simply seemed to take it as a jest. They werent making fools out of themselves, they were showing how food can be made out of the deadliest enviroments! Truly a wonderous event. However, When Captain Falcon arrived? Good Lord, Talk about a change of pace. Men in horrific Cosplay, Girls raising "WE <3 FALCON!!" Banners, All of them cheered with incredible joy at the life spheres Police Chief here to raise spirits!



"From the Technlogoically advanced civilizations of Kagutsuchi and Mute City respectively, Here comes Ragna the Baconhungry, and Captain Falcon the Police Chef in Chief, Here to prove fighting skills can be used for more than pummeling beasts!"

Kamin threw back his dramatically glittery cape, Which, acted a signal to the various workers, Goombas and Koopas working with a few Anthromorphic Lylat Foxes and Wolves to flip switches, Which activated some large Portals, Which, Would lead to the various areas across li, From the Mushroom Ruins, To the far off Ice Caps, And everywhere Molten, Desert and Arial inbetween!


"Now, To introduce our Judges for our first round of cooking! Everyone knows the plate of a child is the hardest to make clean. However, We believe pitting these chefs against the palette of picky eating children ought to prove there worth! The first of which, Hailing from Unova's Virbank City, we have Poison Trainer Roxie!"



With an arrival basked in the cheers and calls of many a rebellious teens in too much eyeshadow to be comfortable, as the young spunky girl arrived, Shredding out a pretty wild series of slaps on her bass! Rick-adick-a-ring-a-dooo! "Alriiight! Time to return to the staage!" Roxie cried out, Throwing up some Horns as she strummed.

"Ah, How nice. And our next guest is--"

Bass noises continued from Roxie, Drowning out Kamin.

"...Our next Judge is--"

More thick and heavy Bass Solo. Kamin would then snap, as Roxie's Garbador took the Bass guitar, So Roxie would nt just turn this into a bass show. Roxie would pout rather upset, Crossing her arms. "No fair..." She said upsettedly

"...Our next guest today hails from Diamond city's Haunted house! You know her, as All should be afraid of the Great, Ashley!" Kamin declared, as soon a puff of magical smoke arrived, Revealing the next judge on the table.



"Well, This sure beats trying to fix my house post...That weird girl who ate Arle." Ashley said, Sighing, as Red was forced to stay at home fixing the disaster that was Junko Enoshima. "Just dont serve me broccoli, Or ill turn you into a newt." Ashley warned.


"....REYNN I DONT WANNA SERVE FOOD TO HER!"
"Shut up Lann!"

"Oh my, That roxie girl could use someone to brush her hair...!"

"...Kids. M-my worst fear has come to life."

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"With our Judges ready, We shall begin explaining the process of how this begins!"

"After introducing what themes our contestants shall be using to prepare for our Judges, They will be given free reign to run into the many areas of Li we have opened to them! After entering said area, they are to begin searching for monsters to slay, Or Ingredients to gather! In those more commonly speaking in Gamer Terms, By Rolling a Flat D20, They will be able to find monsters of different rarities."

"Ohh, Why didnt you just say so!"

"Rolls will be judged as such;"

1-5; Awful ingredient that has 3 Negative Qualities and 0 Positive Qualities.

6-10; Weak Enemy or Bad Ingredient, Will often have 2 Negative qualities, and only 1 Positive Quality.

11-15; A Decent Enemy or Ingredient, with 2 Positive Qualities, and 1 Negative!

16-19; A Good Ingredient or Enemy, With 3 Positive Qualities and 1 Negative!

20; A Rare and Wonderful Ingredient, With 3 Positives, and no negatives!"

"Remember, Enemies will often have health low enough to be taken out in a single well placed blow! Be sure to use all you can to make that hit!"


"Once they have obtained 3 Ingredients, Or the Timer of 7 Turns as ended, Our contestants will return and prepare there dish, Using WIS, STR and DEX to cook out Negative ingredients, or add Positive Ingredients! However, If they roll 1-5 using these methods...They may suffer by accidentally ADDING a Negative Quality!"

"a Dish is considered to posses ALL Positive and Negative qualities of the ingredients used. Positive qualities will add 10 Points, And vice versa for Negative qualities.

"Afterwards, a CHA Check will be used for Performance, and the dish shall be served! Then, it is up to the judges to decide how they wish to award points!"

"Lowest score will go home!"

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"With that said, For this round, Our contestants will have to create something all children hold dear..."

"An After School Snack!"
"Dishes following this theme will recieve bonus points!"

"With that said, I only have one last thing to grant you!"


"Viva La Brigade!!"


With that said, the Portals opened to reveal the areas, as the starting horn blared, ans Roxie was given her bass back, to begin playing a track to go along with it!




(Begin your post by choosing where to go, And rolling to make your encounter!)

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"may the best person win out of this ragtag bunch of cooks." Ragna said as he strode over to the portal nearest him(leading to Mushroom Kingdom Ruins) and entered, giving Captain Falcon a thumbs up to show he was indeed raring to go, this thumbs up would be the beacon of eventual hope for the best show on the planet.

once through the portal, Ragna would proceed looking for something healthy that kids like.

ROLL: 10

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{Sorry if this post is short, I'm never good with long posts.}

[Mr. Game & Watch]

While the applause and fans were appreciated by Captain Falcon, his mind was completely focused on churning out the best product he could muster given his cooking skills, albeit he was much more adept at racing. He pulled out a couple dishes and bowls from his work station and began chopping at them with his splayed-out hand. He then swept the items into a mixing bowl, but promptly dropped it as he realized that the announcer was telling them where they could get their supplies. He thought he had to make use of what he had, but this was better! Plastic and porcelain did not make for good dishes!

“After school snack!? Mama Falcon made the best protein shakes! Been feeding me those since I was in diapers!” he hollered as he flexed his bicep. Looking at and hearing the judges though, maybe they wouldn’t enjoy a healthy snack… then again if he didn’t try they might not ever get fit! He was going to make the best shake they ever tasted! Assuming he could get the proper ingredients for it. Where could he get the appropriate vegetation and protein for such a meal? Hyrule Crater!

Without a moment’s hesitation, Captain Falcon dove headfirst into the Hyrule Crater portal and tumble rolled as he made it through to the other side. It wasn’t completely familiar territory, but the fields of Hyrule were teeming with delectable enemies and vegetables. Just look at someone like Ganondorf, his body structure was near identical to Captain Falcon’s! The only other way he could gain such desirable muscle mass would be through some mystical object of power, but that would be absurd. His fists caught a flame with sheer desire as he raced through the landscape, keeping his eyes peeled for anything that might be worth his attention. “Hey! Giant monsters! I need some meat!”

“And vegetables, if you have any of those! Does anyone have any protein powder!? Thought I should ask while I was at it!”

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