[TartoonHand94]

	“Oh no! No no no please no-Ow!” Pit screamed as he was squashed under Mario’s boot. “Pit!” Palutena cried, helpless to intervene. “Are you okay?” “It’s okay, Mario.” Pit moaned in dazed forgiveness as he stretched himself off the space like gum. “It’s all part of the party.” “That’s the spirit, Pit! And this party’s just getting started.” Palutena encouraged. “Just focus on keeping yourselves together and surviving till you make it through. Your friendships, on the other hand, are lost causes when it comes to Mario Party.” “Not that I had such a friendship with Dr. Eggman to begin with.” Pit snarked as he dusted himself off.
	“As protectors of humanity, we are friends to all humans.” Palutena reminded him in a sing-song tone. “…Though Dr. Eggman is a special case.” She admitted in a less sing-song tone. “You’re telling me. Just look at his moustache.” He compared Dr. Eggman’s wild presidential lip hair to Mario’s nicely groomed fuzz. “What’s his deal, anyway?” “You know how Viridi despises humanity for their gross mistreatment of nature?” Palutena began to sombrely explain. “Well Dr. Eggman is the pinnacle example of this.” “Do you think she’d drop a Reset Bomb on his Egg Fleet?” Pit asked with morbid curiosity. “Would that stop him?” “She doesn’t have to. Sonic the Hedgehog and friends have proven time and time again that they have what it takes to stop him.” Palutena smiled reassuringly until the realization set it. “One has to appreciate the irony that I say this as you stand inside Sonic’s Absolution Gunship set to destroy the planet.” “Does this mean nature is doomed?” Pit asked with a newfound sense of dread. “Not if we can Dr. Eggman stop him!” “What a twist.” Pit gasped, letting the bizarreness of the situation set in as he cast his dice.
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	“Welp, Gotta go fast!” Pit smarmed as he sped across the board. “Speaking of twists and doom, a mini game is starting.” Palutena cheekily warned as a chime echoed across the board. “You mean it’s not feeding time?” Pit asked with a twinge of disappointment. A bright and all-consuming light later, Pit and his board mates were enclosed in a pitch darkness together. “Help I’ve gone blind!” Pit panicked unable to see his hand before his face. Fortunately, this didn’t last long, for unfornately, the first thing he saw was Waluigi with a rose in his mouth. “Help! I’m not blind anymore!” Palutena couldn’t help but giggle at Ballyhoo and Big Top’s explanation. “Lady Palutena? what’s so funny?” Pit cautiously asked, not expecting any good from that laughs. “Oh nothing.~” Palutena chimed innocently. “Just can’t wait to watch you dance is all.” “What? Me? Dance? B-but I don’t know how to dance!” Pit attempted a flustered protest. “Sure you do, it’s just like fighting, just non-violently. This is a dance battle.” “But I’m not versed in dance-to-dance combat!” Pit continued to deny. “Sure, you are. It’s just like taunting. Just with more grace and rhythm and even More sass.” Palutena smiled teasingly, insisting Pit give it a shot. “But-but-but” Pit stuttered with a reddening face. “Now Pit, do you want to save Li or not?” Palutena decided to employ more direct persuasion. “As the Captain of my Guard in the fight to save the world, I command you to shake your groove thing!” “But I… Sigh, fine.” Pit finally gave up and gave in, much to Palutena's delight. He wasn't too keen on insubordination when so much was on the line. “As you wish, Lady Palutena.”
p_1d6 p_1d6 p_1d6   Pit’s slick dance moves. 4 + 3 = 7
	“Hey. That wasn’t so bad.” Pit panted after busting his move. “That was actually kinda fun!” “See Pit? it wasn’t so bad after all.” Palutena congratulated him, between stifled bouts of hysterical laughter at his suspense. She was going to get so much mileage out of the replay she saved.
Pit 4% Status: Normal

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[Deleted]

To be squashed or to not be squashed?  That was the question. Unfortunately it was the latter. As tradition to Mario Party mechanics and physics the princess had to feel the full weight of both oversized men as her body was stretched in a goofy cartoon kind of way before she sprung back to her normal self when they went small again. She began to stomp her foot as she bit her tongue. That truly did hurt but she was keeping her pink lips pressed together tight. She removed her crown to fix her hair and make sure the Mario Party physics ran all the way through. Fortunately they did! So there was no blood or indent from her crown feeling as if it was crushed through her skull. As her crown came back into place her mood followed suit. Prim and proper just like the princess she was. Though that came with the slight edge in her posture. It defined the difference between her and her other self. 

Her smile filled out when the refreshing boost of 3% health came to her. So 7% damage all together. She could deal with that. It stopped hurting ages ago! 

Up ahead the princess caught sight of Waluigi bugging Shiya and Rookie. Personally she liked to call him Nega Luigi. They didn't look anything alike but she liked them both for their differences. Well take that with a pinch of salt. The woman likes nearly everyone and everything. There are only few exceptions. 

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As the mini-game started up the princess looked to her allies to figure out who was going against Waluigi in dance. She wasn't opposed to it if they chose her but that didn't mean she wanted to do it any more than anyone else.  She had bad luck already after all. She shifted over so she was closer to mario and bent over, her blonde hair falling over her shoulder. "Mario...you'll be careful won't you?" A general question since she knew the man tended to get in trouble on a daily basis. It was also due to the fact that she had been worried sick about him far before the Mario Party event came into being. In the end she realized that she also had to face Waluigi herself! She was no good at dance battles but she had to try!  Dance Rolls: mDpUw4wZp_1d28  Peach pulled the ribbon from around her waist and swirled it around herself as she spun. "Princess Twirl!"  


13+0=Match!

The princess followed up with a ballerina pan tap. She pulled out a pan, her ribbon swirling furiously around it before she attempted to tap Waluigi on the head with it, her leg coming up behind her. It wasn't meant for damage, just elegance and as flexible and well practiced the woman was she managed to keep up with Waluigi just fine. Although she regret having to attack him she sucked it up, told herself he looked good in purple and prepared to follow up with actual attacks.

Her first choice was Moonlight Thrust. A simple thrust of the sharp tip of her parasol in Waluigi's direction. p_1d21+2 Her execution was a success! Performing a beautifully graceful display of a forward thrust! (18% damage) A speed that would be hard to match! After pulling back, the woman then came back with a series of parasol strikes. The heavy and damaging parasol was swung through the air at with such fast and swift strikes that it was hard to tell the whole of the parasol was moving at all. Sakura Fury Combo! p_1d20+2 A bittersweet success! (24% damage) "Lovely~!"1d20+2·1d21+2·1d20+2

[Coolshaymin]

Mario watched as the stage was set and the battle began anew as Waluigi took stage for a dancing competition. It was already cheap that the cheating rival of his brother would do such a lowdown move against his allies. Atop of that, Waluigi was a great dancer that Mario knew from experience so it would no doubt be difficult to match the skinny man. Still, they had to do so if they wanted to save the world from Sonic's Madness. As Mario watched Waluigi's dance, the other Princess came towards him with a bit of worry. She did seem to be frequently concerned for his safety which felt refreshing. "Don't-a worry, princess. I'll do-a my best and be careful. Eggman, I've faced Waluigi in dance before. So, I'll-a do this," the plumber reassured before directing to Eggman who nodded and stepped back.


QwMtS8Z9p_1d6p_1d6p_1d6(Mario's Dance Rolls)

5+6=11=MATCH!

Mario began dancing to the beat of the song, which came really naturally to him it would appear. He was able to keep up with and match Waluigi perfectly, once again beating the purple man in a test of dance. Seeing his opportunity, Mario pulled out his hammer mid dance, and made a spinning slam for the purple cheater. He followed this up by pulling out a Green Shell and kicking it into a backflip at him and ending with a pose.

p_1d20+2(Mario's Hammer-Twirl, 22% damage)
p_1d20(Shell Roulette, Green Shell)
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[Blade Unlimited]

Still catching his breathe from Waluigi's previous assault; Rookie, stared in awe as the previously colored spaces and area around them transformed in response to this new "minigame". "D-Dancing...? That's not too bad, I guess." The scarlet wolf responded a bit hesitantly. Looking towards his partner for his input on the matter, Rookie was instead met with the sight of a still steaming mage. It seemed almost like Shiya could explode any second.

"...U-Uh... You can sit this one out, Shiya!" Covering for his previous assumption, Rookie quickly stepped foreward to participate for the both of them. At least until Shiya didn't look so much like he was going to murder someone.

lCTcO7RNp_1d6 p_1d6p_1d6 (Rookie's dance rolls)

2 + 2 = 4 (Fail)

Kinda bouncing back and forth, Rookie tried his best to keep up with the temp of the music. Suddenly lurching foreward, he intended to bust one of his break-dance victory poses... before losing his balance at the worst possible moment; falling onto his backside. "Hehe. Sorry; I tripped!" Scratching the back of his head with an embarrassed smile, Rookie quickly picked himself back up before his gaze shifted to Waluigi. "Well, guess we lose that one. We have to let him hit us, righ-"

"You think-... That I'm just going to sit back and let that lunatic attack me again just because his made up game says so?!" Shiya abruptly snapped back, finally managing to gather his senses enough to speak up.

"...yeah? It's in the rules."

"HE KEEPS BREAKING THE RULES! This isn't a game!" Not wasting another breathe, Shiya thrust his arm to his side; evoking a wave of EnerGy to blossom from his palm before forming into another weapon in his arsenal: The portal gun! "We're on a mission!"

(Shiya summoned a Portal Gun with Sword Birth!)

Not stopping there though, Shiya grasped at the Monado resting on his hip, drawing it before flicking a switch on the device. As a result, a bright blue glow began to emanate off of its structure before enveloping the mage entirely in a blue aura!

(Monado Speed: DEX Mod +2, Duration: 3 posts)

Turning his gaze down at his partner, Shiya pointed an aggressive finger at Waluigi. "Suppressive fire! Now!" He ordered, earning a hurried response from Rookie as he pointed his weapon at Waluigi.

"Right! Sorry!" Charging his drill wispon at his side, the helical weapon steadily began whirring louder and louder before finally detonating; sending Rookie rushing towards Waluigi in a yellow spiral!

p_1d20+6 (Wispon Strike[Drill]@waluigi A: DMG 10%; 5% chance inflict Stun)

Steadying the portal gun with his free hand, Shiya meanwhile shot a cyan-colored orb of energy from the tool's barrel at the floor in front of himself before swinging it's aim upwards, pointing directly at the ground beneath Waluigi's feet. Gritting his teeth in concentration, the mage let his monado-sped senses take over; as if watching the situation unfold in slow motion around him. He corrected his aim ever so slightly... before finally pulling the other trigger on the gun, firing instead an orange projectile!

p_1d20+3 (Portal Gun: DMG 12%, Cooldown: 1 Post)

Upon impact, the energy globule would form a matching portal, instead lined in an orange border before instantly connecting the two; hopefully plunging the purple trickster into close enough range for Shiya to deck him in his greasy, angular face!

	Shiya Damage: 26%/180% Shield Durability: 50%/65% Status: Absolutely Livid Monado Speed: 3 posts Portal Gun C.D: 1 post Sword Birth C.D: 3 posts
	Rookie Damage: 21%/150% Shield Durability: 32%/50% Status: Hopefully helpful Drill Wispon (+2 DEX, -1 STR, -1 WIS) Burst Wispon C.D: 3 posts

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[Mr. Game & Watch]

Waluigi’s dancing paused for a moment as his wandering eye caught a glimpse at Shiya’s temper tantrum. He grew a toothy grin, gazing upon the helpless mage with new found wonder. Never has he met someone that seemed more desirable to poke and prod than Zero, but he might have just found a new favourite. As if to goad the temperamental teenager, he comfortably sat down on the stage and rested his head in his hands, challenging him to even try to attack him.

When Rookie failed to match Waluigi’s dance moves, a loud buzzer struck to indicate his failure. His attempt at rebelling against the rules would soon backfire against him, as a similar invisible wall that prevented Big Top from escaping his booth bounced the projectile back at Rookie, though with added electrical effects! The portal projectile performed the exact same penalty, though instead of attempting to punch Waluigi in the face, the way that the portals were set up, Shiya would be decking himself out.

Rookie and Shiya have their attacks reflected back at them, with the same accuracy roll and x1.5 more damage.

“OH! Team Meme tried to out smart the rules, but it looks like it just blew up in their face! Woah is me, Big Top! I was rooting for them too!”

“They don’t have my sympathies. If they were paying attention they would’ve known that wouldn’t have worked. I got myself zapped for nothing…”

“They couldn’t have known that, Big Top!”

“Oh, so they set up an invisible electric barrier for us and not them, the more clear and present threat?”

“Your logic is nonsense, Big Top, this is Mario Party!”

After wailing a good laughing fit, Waluigi cleared the tears of joy from his eyes and strolled closer to the barrier that divided them. He placed his gloved finger into his mouth, absorbing the tear stains from the fabric. “Mmmm, whe heh heh! Waluigi not have a laugh that good in years!” he boasted lively. “‘Oh this isn’t a game, me big hero man ignore rules’ wha ha ha!” Waluigi mocked, doing his best to impersonate Shiya. “Does stupid hair man even hear himself talk!? He’s so big and important, Waluigi show him.” Waluigi slipped two liar balls into his hands and backed up from the invisible wall yet again. “Impressive walls, stuff can get in, stupid losers can’t get out!” he added as he chucked both baseballs directly at Shiya.

[Waluigi’s Liar Ball 1: 1abz46Nsp_1d20+4 / 13% + 30% chance to Sickness @ Shiya] <22>
[Waluigi’s Liar Ball 1: p_1d20+4 / 20% + 30% chance to Sickness @ Shiya] <24>

While Waluigi continue to chuckle at the misfortune at his new found favourite target, Mario’s dance moves matched Waluigi’s near identically, as such, a victorious jingle played, and a strange machine zapped Mario. It inflicted no damage, but it infused his body with a certain aura that allowed him to phase through the invisible wall with no problems whatsoever.

[Waluigi’s Hammer-Twirl DODGE!: p_1d20+4] <23>
[Waluigi’s Green Shell DODGE!: p_1d20+4] <15>

The beanpole’s athletic finesse kicked in as he heard Mario’s loafers padding against the ground. He was a bit surprised to see the plumber out of his containment unit, but that didn’t prevent him from bobbing and weaving out of the way of Mario’s attacks. Wiping a bit of sweat from his visage, Waluigi took a bow as to showcase his dodging prowess.

The aura faded from Mario’s person and a set of Boos entered the fray to push him back behind the invisible wall for good measure.

Waluigi’s eyes glared at Pit next, noting his lackluster performance. “Whah! Lousy!” the purple plumber boasted as he pulled out his tennis racket. He rapidly spun in place, collecting a whirlwind of energy, a sort of Whirluigi if you will. He stomped a foot against the ground ceasing his movements and blasting the tornado directly at Pit.

[Waluigi’s Whirluigi: p_1d20+1 / p_1d6+1 x 3% = 15% @ Pit] <5>

And then Waluigi followed up by chucking his tennis racket directly at the winged boy.

[Waluigi’s Racket: p_1d20 / 18% @ Pit] <9>

With that business wrapped up, Waluigi dusted off his hands and returned to the stage with a jive in his step. He was ready for another round and he was about to show the world that Waluigi can best Mario any day of the week. Deliberately going for a harder style of dance to throw the crew off yet again, Waluigi began to break dance, getting low to the floor and spun around like a crunk demon. Snapping back onto his feet, Waluigi raised his hands to his sides and challenged the do-gooders to match that through body language.

p_1d6 + p_1d6 = 7

“WOAH! It looks like Waluigi’s going for an encore! With those funky fresh beats, do you think that our challengers could possibly match that!?”

“No.”

“By no, you clearly mean yes!”

HP: 133%

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[Blade Unlimited]

L5s0|Gpap_1d20+3 (Shiya attempting to dodge his own fist)

p_1d20+6 (Rookie somehow dodging a reflected ramming attack... seems legit)

Although they're attacks were in good nature, it seemed that it was truly impossible to break the rules of the game. (At least for the players >_>) Despite the sudden counterattack, Rookie managed to get pushed back to their spot, relatively unscathed. Shiya on the other hand unfortunately met... his other hand; his strategically intended portal appearing practically a few feet in front of him, resulting in his fist which was aiming for Waluigi to instead strike himself in the jaw. "GTCHH-!" Biting his tongue in the process, tears welled up in the corners of Shiya's eyes as he stumbled back from the self inflicted blow.

Tenderly feeling his now sore face, he was caught off guard once more as Waluigi's Liar Balls took advantage of their minigame loss to attack them now! ...............or just Shiya; who had abstained from the dancing game in the first place! Hastily throwing up an arm, a projected wall of miscellaneous blades appeared, interlocking with each other to form a metallic and hasty shield against the oncoming assault.

(Shiya Bubble Shield: 58 - 13 - 20 - 10 = 15!!)

As Waluigi's sickening baseballs struck home, the wall of weapons creaked in distress. Nevertheless, even after both attacks, the shield managed to hold out; Shiya letting it collapse into a pile of disfigured metal, his breathing heavy... and a heavy aura flowing through the air around him. The ridiculed and useless mage was now shivering... not of pain or fatigue though; but, out of pure, unadulterated RAGE!

p_1d6 p_1d6 (Shiya's CHA-handicapped dance rolls)

4 + 5 = 9 (Failure)

Unfortunately, Shiya's rage-filled twitching didn't constitute as very matching dancing; leaving him to continue being helpless while the game continued on.

	Shiya Damage: 44%/180% Shield Durability: 15%/65% Status: Absolutely Livid Monado Speed (+2 DEX): 2 posts Sword Birth C.D: 2 posts
	Rookie Damage: 21%/150% Shield Durability: 37%/50% Status: Hopefully helpful Drill Wispon (+2 DEX, -1 STR, -1 WIS) Burst Wispon C.D: 3 posts

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[TartoonHand94]

	“Look, Lady Palutena! Shiya and Rookie are attacking Waluigi!” Pit gasped as they boldly defied the sacred rules of dance battling and open fired on the greasy angular bean pole. “Why didn’t we think of that?” To his and everyone’s disappointed surprise, the projectiles were all reflected at them, leaving the greasy angular beanpole untouched and smug as ever. “…That’s why.” Palutena sighed flatly. “But Mario attacked too! Sure, Waluigi dodged, but how did Mario even get through the barrier? Is Waluigi cheating again?” Pit asked, unable to make sense of the inconsistency. “Surprisingly, no he isn’t.” Palutena shrugged observantly.
	“If a certain someone read the rules, he’d know what that means…” “That you gotta to match Waluigi for a chance to hit him?” Pit suggested, better to figure this out later than never. “Well that, and…” “Don’t say it…” “It means you gotta dance again!~” Palutena giggled, clapping with glee. “Oh no!” “Come on Pit, think of what’s at stake here! There’s no other way to beat him!” “Are you sure, I mean maybe You could-” “Nope, no other way.”
	And just as Palutena said that, Waluigi whirled a Whirluigi through the barrier at him. His reflexes better than his dancing, Pit whipped out his Guardian Orbitars just in time to deflect it. (Pit's Guardian Orbitars absorb 15% damage from the Whirluigi) “Hey!” And if that weren’t enough, there came a tennis racket too. (Pit attempts to deflect the tennis racket with this Guardian Orbitars, but dealing 18% damage, the shields shatter.) “Okay that does it!” Pit decided, putting his shattered Guardian Orbitars away and putting on his dancing sandals. “Stand back. Old Pit’s gonna show you how we we get down up in Skyworld!” He said with a long unseen sense of bravado.
Spinning on his back wasn’t as easy for Pit as it was for most, but he didn’t show it. Instead he resorted to kicks and spins on his hands and even his head. DTNzsCJdp_1d6 p_1d6 p_1d6 Pit's broken breakdancing 3 + 1 = 4. Failure
	“Hashtag ‘He didn’t come to be served but To serve!’” Pit stood up making the hash tag sign with his fingers. “Right into the cringe compilation.”
Pit 28% Status: Guardian Orbitar 0HP

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[Coolshaymin]

Mario sighed and muttered mama mia under his breath as he was able to get past the wall yet still missed to land a single blow on the purple menace. Mario then gave a startled yelp as Boos put him back in his place inside the box and they were forced to dance again... Though it seemed to late for Mario to stop the mage as he planned an assault against the rules. He tried to stop them but it was too late and they got throughly punished. "I told-a you. You have to-a follow the rules of Mario Party. We have measures in case someone does not want to play-a fair. Otherwise someone like-a Boo may just went and floated past all the obstacles," the plumber of the leaders explained to Shiya and Rookie a tad too late. Well, this was a legendarily extreme party game. "I'll take the next one, Mario. I am a bit of a natural when it comes to dance," the doctor suggested as he took Mario's place to match Waluigi next.



cnOIbB4dp_1d6p_1d6p_1d6p_1d6(Eggman's Dance Rolls)
3+4=7 (Dance matched!)

Eggman managed to keep up with Waluigi's harder method of dance and quite surprisingly managed to pull off breakdancing despite what one would think of his physique. Then the doctor was beamed up by success and dropped in front of Waluigi with his Egg Mobile Li, already charging it's cannon to full power. "Nice try, fool! But you can't best me! All systems, full power! Get a load of this!" the scientist called as he pressed his mighty finger down upon the button and fired an utterly massive blue beam to completely sear Waluigi with intense energy and power. It seems when the evil doctor said 'full power' he was not kidding because this beam was extra excrutiating and  accurate.

p_1d20+2(Eggman's Critical Power Laser. 32x1.5=48% damage. However, it lowers Eggman's DEX by 6 for one turn, takes two actions and incurs a three turn cooldown.)

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
HP: 0%/120%
Shield HP:35%/35%
Status: Power Laser Recoil (-6 to DEX Stat)
Cooldowns: Power Laser (2)



Mario "Jumpman" Mario
HP: 0%/160%
Shield HP: 55%/55%
Status: Standing By

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[Mr. Game & Watch]

Waluigi sat back and watched the trio attempt at replicating his dance moves. His eyes remained fixated on the two that were failing miserably, because focusing on people who were worse than him was the only joy he found in life. Slapping his knee, Waluigi cackled wildly whilst attempting to speak. “Whehehe! Who taught you losers how to dance!? Wha ha ha! Your grandmothers!?” he mocked as he attempted to rise onto his feet once more, holding onto his side like he was about to collapse. “Wha! Waluigi doesn’t even want to attack you, your pride should be hurting you more than anything Waluigi could throw at you!” Waluigi scoffed as he turned around.

“Waluigi lie” he added after a moment of delay, spinning back around and tossing a set of Liar Balls at Pit.

[Liar Ball 1: 3PSLiLiNp_1d20+4 / 13% + 30% chance to Sickness @ Pit] <13>
[Liar Ball 2: p_1d20+4 / 13% + 30% chance to Sickness @ Pit] <8>

Dropping down from the stage, Waluigi gaze fell upon Shiya once more, soaking in his clear and apparent rage like he was a plant harvesting energy from the sun. “Oh yeah! Waluigi like-a that!” he called out as he got as close to the barrier as possible, trying to goad Shiya further since by normal means he would easily be within his reach, but the barrier prevented him from so much as laying a finger on him. With another stomp of his foot, a series of vines began to sprout from the ground, chasing after the mage.

[Walluigi: p_1d20+1 / 17% @ Shiya] <6>

“Waluigi also has another special gift for you!” he stated excitedly as he pulled a Master Ball from his back pocket, tossing it into the chamber. A stream of light glowed from the containment unit, releasing the almighty legendary bird of the Johto region, Ho-Oh. The phoenix cawed, though didn’t have a ton of space to ascend into the sky with, so the bird’s menacing eyes homed in on Shiya, spitting a sacred flame from its beak and engulfing the foe into an inferno!

[Ho-Oh’s Sacred Fire: 17 Accuracy Roll / 22% + 50% chance to Burn @ Shiya]

Waluigi began to dance with glee yet again, though not as part of the mini-game, but rather the results of his Poke-Ball’s delightful result. As he was pre-occupied with the turn of events though, he failed to realize that Dr. Eggman’s smooth moves allowed him to bypass the shielding and bring in a little return fire to boot. As the doctor stated his piece, Waluigi turned to his mech in shock, jaw unhinged as a beam of blue light quickly engulfed his vision. “WHAAAAAAAA!” he cried out as he disappeared into the stream of light.

[DODGE!: p_1d20+4] <9>

As the beam finished, Waluigi was flung off-stage to the great abyss above, leaving the dance party for good.

“FINISHED!”

“NEW RECORD”

“What a show, ladies and germs! But it’s time to return to the main event! Our lovely dancers won’t be leaving without a reward though! For every round that you successfully matched Waluigi’s dance moves, you get to add +1 to your next dice roll! You don’t need to use them all at once though! Think strategically and use them to avoid some nasty spaces you don’t want to deal with!”

“Oh goodie, only one team managed to do that anyway…”

On that note, a bright flash engulfed the vision of the party members once again, bringing them back to the board. Something seemed off though, the map wasn’t as it was when they first saw it. And someone was still around to explain it. “WHA HA HA HA! Waluigi doesn’t go down that easy! It is still Waluigi time! While you were gone, other Waluigi was busy placing traps on the field! So please step on the areas with the upside-down L if you want a little treat curtesy of Waluigi! Wha ha ha!”



“AH HA HA! Look at that, Big Top! Waluigi has turned a new leaf! He’s left a couple treats on the board for our party goers to step on! What a true gentleman!”

“…You can’t truly think that anything good will come from people stepping on those spaces…”

“Don’t be so closed minded, Big Top! People can change! I think this will be a very important point in Waluigi’s path to true enlightenment!”

HP: 85%

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[TartoonHand94]

	“Lady Palutena’s Not my grandmother!”  Pit growled at Waluigi. “Yes-wait, why would you assume he meant me?”  Palutena asked suspiciously. Before a flustered Pit could answer the truth,  Waluigi threw two Liar Balls at him.
(QUkmiX5rp_1d20+3 Pit's Dodge of Waluigi's Liar Ball.) (p_1d20+3 Pit's Dodge of Waluigi's Liar Ball.)
	He dodged them like he dodged the question. “I am So setting your pants on fire for that!”  Pit threatened Waluigi of Burning Palms to come.
	As if to provide insult to injury, in the wake of Pit’s failed footwork, Eggman managed to tear up the dance floor and tear into Waluigi. “Who would’ve that a guy so big and…round and fat and stuff would be so good at dancing!” “And who would’ve thought someone so hale and fit would be so bad at it.”  “You’d swear he was in the Olympics or something!”
	The announcer’s shout of Finished rang as sweet music to Pit’s ears. “Thank the greatest goddess that’s over!”  Pit sighed in relief. “Don’t thank me just yet, now it’s back to the Party…” “Wait so this Isn’t over?”  Pit’s lips trembled as he was warped back to his old spot. “This isn’t Smash Run, Pit. You’ve got plenty more rounds ahead of you.”  Palutena reminded him with a wince. “More rounds? But that means… Even More Minigames?” “As long as it takes for one of you to get a Star Card.”  She shrugged helplessly. “Then I Gotta keep going! The farther I get, the sooner I can put all this behind me!”  Pit decided to roll with new resolve.
p_1d6
	“Aw Come On!”  Pit scoffed, frustrated at the short distance he was forced to travel. At least he landed on a Blue Space.
Pit 25% Status: Already sick of this.

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[Coolshaymin]

Eggman grinned with glee as he disintegrated Waluigi into nothingness under his raw power. That felt really good and cathartic to anhilate one of Sonic's Friends even if they weren't close and were on the Evil side this time.... Though it was dampened when the doctor remembered that there is a 0% chance the person in charge here is actually Sonic. Why is he even thinking about this? He has given up his past life of evil for redemption. Was he just fooling himself however? Despite thinking he had a second chance, his past still haunts him. He is still looked down upon by others that have never even met him before. And with those thoughts, is it really impossible for an old Yoshi Egg to change his spots?

The doctor  went quiet not even gloating about netting him and the leader strategic advantage. "You alrighty?" the plumber asked with a hint of concern. "Hmph," Ivo replied simply. Waluigi has been so thoughtful to leave them gifts as well it appears. Knowing the fiend, it was probably nothing good however. At least him and the doctor had some insurance, can't say the same for the others. Super Mario Mario chose to leave Eggman to himself for now, electing to hit the dice. Pit was not doing good it would seem and they still had a ways to go.


o68XIea2p_1d6(D'OH!)

The duo of leader and scientist did not seem to fare well as they moved a really short distance. "D'oh! At least we are landing on-a blue space for-a now."


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[Blade Unlimited]

So overcome with rage, focusing on the bulbous purple nose of his similarly-colored antagonist inches away; Shiya failed to even acknowledge the vines Waluigi commanded to assault him. As the harmful plants attacked the mage, his rage allowed him (or denied him the ability) to even register the pain while he waited for the game to end. As soon as these barriers were down, he would stab that snot-nosed piece of s-

...

A giant fire-bird, on the other hand, demanded a smidgen more attention though.

byoZ4fq4p_1d20+3 (Ho-oh dodge - Successful)

Rolling to the side, Shiya managed to barely avoid being flambéed! His expression was a mixture of relief, anxiety, and unbridled rage, when the mage returned to his feet; all the while, Rookie stood off to the side while trying not to direct any of his partner's rage his way. "And sooner or later, I'll give you my 'special gift'!"

Thankfully, with the help of Mario and Eggman, that round proved to be the last of that specific minigame. Returning once more to the board-game section, Rookie hastily rolled their dice before hurrying up the ladder; Shiya begrudgingly following suit.

p_1d6 (Green space! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy))

	Shiya Damage: 61%/180% Shield Durability: 23%/65% Status: Absolutely Livid Monado Speed (+2 DEX): 1 post Sword Birth C.D: 1 post
	Rookie Damage: 21%/150% Shield Durability: 45%/50% Status: Hopefully helpful Drill Wispon (+2 DEX, -1 STR, -1 WIS) Burst Wispon C.D: 2 posts

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[Mr. Game & Watch]

Pit & Palutena
While they didn’t make it very far, the blue space they landed on shot a sprinkle of magical energy up their bodies, giving the sensation of a sugar rush to their brains. It was quite delectable, delicious and nutritious considering that it restored 3% of their HP!

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Mario & Dr. Eggman
Equally unimpressive in distance, the mustachioed duo continued to crawl forth along the board. Lucky for them, they still managed to land on a blue tile. While Eggman’s mind was plagued with introspection, a refreshing glass of lemonade was offered to him by one of the mechanical arms jutting out of the wall, healing them both by 3% HP.

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Shiya & Rookie
Landing on the chancy space, a chill of uncertainty would wash over the duo. The mechanical mouth of the Mecha Bowser they stepped upon began to unhinge and wobble forward as though the robot was about to chomp on them, however, as the roof of the mouth came closer, it paused. Should the two investigate further, they would notice what looked to be a slot machine imbedded in the Bowser’s upper jaw. The flashing lights and spinning components ceased and the titles of three Mini-Games were offered.

*Blame it on the Crane*
*Fish Upon a Star*
*Granite Getaway*

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“AH HA HA HA! Welcome back to the main board ladies and germs! It seems like its been ages since we last left off!”

“Its been a couple minutes at best…”

“A couple minutes is a long time for the viewers at home! The Absolution boasts the best quality television, Big Top! We need to do it for them!”

“I love entertaining genocidal maniacs…”

“Shh, Big Top, we’re supposed to keep neutral political views! Let’s look at those leaderboards, shall we!? Team Meme continues to dominate the rest of the pack, being way out in front! If I were a betting… whatever I am, I would put all my coins on those two!”

“Oh goodie, it looks like they’re picking the next Mini-Game.”

“If they don’t, we will! Who knows, maybe they’ll reach the end of the board before the Mini-Game begins! A tragic thought, these fine folks on the Absolution spent quite a bit of the budget on these-“

“I think its safe to call them torture rooms.”

“Yes! An accurate description! They extract the boring and mundane out of you! Anyways, right behind them is Team Mustache! Oh, what rotten luck! They only moved one space! And look! Team Angelic Justice rolled a one as well!”

“Didn’t they have a different team name?”

“Of course not, Big Top, my memory is perfect! Oh, what dark times have befallen our heroes, how could it possibly get any worse!”

“Wha ha ha! Oh no, poor Arm Pit and Granny Goodness, in dead last. It pulls on Waluigi’s heart strings. Wah, don’t worry, Waluigi will help you out!” the singed beanpole cackled as he rapidly began to futz with the keyboard in front of him, changing the value of Pit’s die roll so that the number matched the spaces to the nearest Waluigi space, which was only one space ahead of where he was before, but that’s one space closer to the end of the map than he was before, so silver linings.

The upside-down L on the blue tile radiated with a sinister glow, the light soon turning into a physical energy that began to take shape of a gigantic piranha plant. The glow of the creature vanished, bringing colour to its body, but also revealing the head of the plant, which was not its usual appearance, but rather Waluigi’s disembodied head attached to the stem of the flower. “WAH!” the beast roared as it chomped down on the winged boy. The creature began to crunch on his meal, trying to do as much damage as possible in the time he was given.

Pit is trapped within Waluigi’s mouth! Fear not though, this is a chance for him to try and fight back against the wicked bro! Roll 3 d6s, one for STR, DEX, and CON, in any order with mods.
Succeed a STR roll of 4 or higher to launch a counterattack against Waluigi.
Succeed a DEX roll of 3 or higher to escape from Waluigi’s mouth, otherwise Waluigi will spit you back out, dealing 25% damage.
Damage dealt by Waluigi’s crunches are determined by the CON roll, a base 6% - CON roll multiplied by 4.

HP: 85%

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The princess hit her dice and watched for what it would land on.  lBtD_Y3Jp_1d6  It wasn't much to move from but she had managed to pass a red space and land on a green one.  She wanted to catch up to the others as quick as possible so she could offer her aid. Sure it was set up in teams and they probably wouldn't be able to work together unless a mini-game called for it but she could hope. The woman pulled out her parasol, twirling it over her head to both hide her expression as she lowered it so only her lips and below were visible, and ease her worries. If anything happened to Mario why she'd...she'd kick Waluigi's skinny butt!

With an audible huff and a swing of her parasol, D. Peach turned her back to the other players and just closed her eyes and listened. It would work to calm her down and that was something she needed desperately. 1d6

[TartoonHand94]

	“…Oh no… That rotten extruded backslide of an eggplant did Not just call me-” “…I haven’t been called that since Miiverse.” Pit reminisced before realizing what Waluigi did. Looking down, Pit found a yellow upside-down L where a blank blue circle used to be. “That rotten extruded backslide of an eggplant did Not just-What did he do?” “He cheated.”
	“help.” Pit yelped at the sight of the rotten extruded backslide of an eggplant model swapped with a Piranha Plant. “Hey! Let Me Go! What Do I Look Like?” Pit’s muffled complaints echoed through Waluigi’s teeth. “Well right now, you kind of look like Arle~.” Palutena couldn’t resist a quip. “Who’s side are you on?”
Pit wasted no time batting at the inside of Waluigi’s dentures with his Magnus Club. 1Bv3aRlbp_1d6+2 Pit's Magnus Club @ Waluigi's Front Teeth. Does 25% Damage p_1d6+3 Pit's escape of @ Waluigi's Gums. p_1d6 Pit's damage from Waluigi's Bite 6% - 1 x 4 = 20
And Pit wasted even less time rolling to get away from there. p_1d6 He went ahead instead of turning right as that was the fastest way to the top.
Pit 45% Status: Magnus Club cool down (3 turns left)

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