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In the middle of Rainbow Square, a Radio would be pumping out what sounded like...a Boy Band Jam? The Radio jumped up and Down, with little posters surrounding a White Picnic Table, And Two Evildoers sitting there, Looking at a series of Form Sheets. Bowser and Eggman, Bowser grumpily flipped through there Folder, as his koopa eyes examined each applicant. "Errrgh....Hey, Robotnik, How do you pronounce this guys name? Is it Gamer, or G At Mer?" He would ask, pointing at a Cloaked Robotic guy with the name 'G@MER!' And the notes 'Likes video games, Doesn't seem like to like much else. ever gonna come back?" Written in Koopa Red Pen. Right after it would be...I dunno, Someone named Gon. Whoever that is. Worked with a Evil Kid once. And before it, Dimentio, Whom, Bowser wrote a very clear "NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT." over it.


This, was the start of some new way to drum up attention to themselves. The Gang wars were over, So, What would be next? What with Sonic running the Life Sphere...Poorly, and Peach stuck in a heavily guarded society of magical girls, They had to do something to pass the time. Bowser couldn't recall if it was Eggman or Him who came up with the idea, But, Suddenly, They had a Brain Explosion of an Idea.


BIG. BAD. BOSSES. 


A Boy band, where EVERYONE is the Bad Boy! A Boy Band of evil villains! After all, all girls love a bad boy, so, What better to do than to start up a little way to get girls swarming all over them, And make some easy cash while at it! It just took a night to write  a song, and sing it. It was surprising how well Eggman could imitate Sephiroth's voice, As well as Bowser mimicing Ganondorf's singing. But, As much as they would like, if they wanted to do actual concerts...They needed two more members to contribute to there schemes!


and that, was precisely what this shindig was for. To invite the evilest evil's of Li, to go take over the Tweenage Girl craze!!

(If you wish to Join Big Bad Bosses, You must join this thread, with a character who is of the Evil Alignment! Male Gender is optional.)

Coolshaymin

[Coolshaymin]

Eggman looked down at the list of auditions and does this place not have a collection of Evil Doers that have a passion for music and... ladies. Really, between working he needed something to entertain himself and the Hedgehog was in a field of power... for some reason so he could not touch or do anything if he wanted to. That was when him and Bowser had the great idea of forming a boy band since Peach was actually well guarded for once as well. It was brilliant really, an easy trip to fame, fortune and most importantly, ladies. All girls liked Boy Bands, it was a scientific fact, especially a group of bad boys. It was pure brilliance on both their parts.

... The problem is they needed more members if they wished to go to the shows. Him and Bowser holding up the show with their great impressions just was not enough in the long term. And if the list of villains for the band was... poor at best. "... More importantly, who cares? He's a third rate villain. When is someone exceptional going to show up?" Eggman replied to Bowser's question. "... You know what? On second thought, if we need to sue in case they get jealous, we'll use G @ Mer. Sounds about right for such a lame bad guy," he corrected as he looked down at the list.

"Personally I think the most qualified was that rapping walking Ice Cream monster. As weird as it is, it at least had an impeccable singing voice," Robotnik commented in the down time. "Less likely to get us sued than that terrorist that showed up too," he added referring to Galacta Knight showing up. Seriously, that guy is the head of an evil organization against the Life Sphere, why did he show up?

... Wait, what the heck was this? "... I think our list is haunted too," the scientistpointed out, pointing at a name that... just kept rearranging itself and changing letters to numbers. What was up with that? It was like his paper had a glitch or something.

[Mari]

After several long moments, the haunted list seemed to settle on...

' Jester Guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ '

...Someone burn that thing before it spreads. Sure enough, some dude in a jester costume had presented himself to the group, just sort of standing there in heavy garb that seemed to hint at a pretty small figure underneath. They were also really taking the 'big' out of 'big bad bosses', but hey. It was no secret that ladies loved pretty boys! ...--Or uh, clowns? Maybe not so much? Are girls not into mysterious clowns?? Times have changed, man. Jester Guy would perform flowing, rather showy curtsey to the group. It was the kind of gesture you might expect from someone more old-fashioned, or perhaps someone intentionally making a fool of themselves by acting formally at inappropriate times. Nevermind the fact that it was considered somewhat feminine by many. How appropriate, for a clown...

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Seeing the mysterious paper flutter and change to land on Jester Guy made Bowser visibly cringe, raising a brow and just kinda slooowly pulling it from Eggman's hands, before tossing it into a Bin on the left side of the table. Its for the best. Regardless, Bowser looked up to see the Jester Guy in the flesh before him, as the grumpy looking King of Koopa's leaned into Eggman with a "I like the cut of this guy's jib." Clearly Bowser just liked Clowns, Considering his clown Car's of Old.


Regardless, he sat up and smiled. "Greetings you dastardly villain you! Would you like to join the biggest, baddest band in all of Li-- Heck, all of history?! The Big Bad Bosses!" Bowser said, giving his own Promo, seeming to be immune to self-awareness as he smiled triumphantly. Sure, this was just a scheme to get chicks, but who's to say he would keep al the Ladies to just him and eggman, This clearly masculine and not-at-all a female jester would be more than welcome!

Besides, the group needed a Femmy edge, since it was mostly a guy rocking the most incredible moustache in the universe, and a Stunt-double for Godzilla. A Clown that does Girly Flourishes would rock it straight to the top!

[Coolshaymin]

... Did it just stop scrambling into the name... Jester Guy? And was that a shrug it drew?! The nerve of this sheet of paper! Good riddance was Eggman's thoughts as Bowser trashed the haunted sheet and Eggman took out another copy. Good thing they both had a copy and had spares. Planning ahead was the shining trait of any big villain... Speaking of villains, it would appear the sheet was talking about this peculiar fellow that appeared out of nowhere. He definitely seemed a jester by looks alone. That curtsy though... Was he also a villain interested in feminism.

Eggman pondered with a rub of his chin as he watched the jester with interest and speculation. It was true, Eggman had a glorious mustache and mind and Bowser had a beefy and mighty exterior but a feminine guy was usually a huge seller to girls it seems. Still, they can't just accept anyone with the previous losers. "Hold up, my Koopa partner. We can't just accept a fresh villain out of the blue without proper consideration. While he holds promise, we have to see if he has the magic. So... Jester Guy, would you show me and Bowser what you can contribute to our band?" Eggman requested, sitting back in his chair, choosing to use the name on the sheet since he... did not really have anything else. Funny how Bowser is quickly into this guy and not the other jester. The two did seem to have a grudge though...

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Little did the two or the feministic jester know that their actions were being observed by two unexpected characters who by all rights were far more than what they seemed. They were out of the group's line of sight and pretty much doing this to pass the time.

One of the two was actually very well hidden by the fact that said strange person was hiding in the shadow of the jester, without said jester being any the wiser, the more ominous of the two was observing the group from the Astral Plane, keeping his reality warping powers at the minimum for now.

"this Looks promising... Though I doubt that they know of my existence as of yet." an ominously demonic voice said to itself, patiently observing the three whilst the more sinister one was hidden via the jesters shadow.

And unless both Bowser or Eggman had an extremely keen level in observational skills, they would never know that they were being watched by a Demonic Gargoyle God or a high noble of the demon realm, which would make the both of them paranoid to no end.

[Mari]

Jester Guy would nod in confirmation, holding up three fingers and then quickly counting down over the course of about two seconds, just sort of giving the duo a brief warning that he was about to begin. When the third finger fell the world went dark around everyone, immediately plunging them into darkness. One could barely see their hands in front of their faces. Before their eyes would be able to adjust to the darkness, a spotlight would come to life overhead. It cast a powerful shadow upon the group, who now found themselves upon a stage before a small crowd of rather oblivious looking life sphere citizens all sitting on the ground. A trio of inexplicably perfectly tuned dynamic microphones now sat before them at a moment's notice. The microphones then promptly caught fire, though if one paid attention they weren't actually burning anything and were cool to the touch. The fire wasn't real, which should have been obvious by the bizarre way it appeared on a non-flammable surface all at once, rather than spreading like a normal fire would. Jester Guy then grabbed his own microphone and abruptly folded his hands around it in a way that should have been impossible. Yet, the microphone seemed to vanish into his hands. In its place, he was left with empty palms to which he promptly feigned bewilderment, only to reach into his sleeve and produced--

A moto bug? Jester Guy hesitantly set the badnik down and gave it a pat as it began to roll away. Better try that trick again. He reached into his hat and this time produced a knotted rainbow cloth line, only to quickly shove it back where it came from before that became an issue. Finally, he held up a finger to ask for a moment of patience before promptly slipping his other hand behind it and producing the microphone from what seemed like behind his hand and taking a brief moment to show off the fact that the head had now taken the appearance of a clown's nose by stopping to question this, as if he didn't already know what to expect. It seemed like his schtick was an all-in-one equipment replacement and magic tricks. After waiting a good moment to let them consider his magic, everything faded away and left th group where they'd been. Even the crowd had been an illusion. Jester Guy then spoke up.

"...Also, I'm a mezzo?" Jester Guy hesitantly offered and, sure enough, he sounded kind of like a girl actually! Wow. You wouldn't find too many guys that could fill that voice range. What an amazing falsetto!