[Maverick Hunter Zero]

The interesting thing about this was that Ganondorf was ready to give a pounding, that he signed up for this tourney.  And when he heard that he was partnered with Mr. G&W and being coached by Captain Falcon, he couldn't help but give a wicked chuckle at this turn of events especially since he was up against a fellow villain.

"Heh...  So my opponent is the notorious Giant Purple Space Dragon?  Talk about you Giant Space Fleas from Nowhere and your sure to enjoy hamming it up.  Ah, well... What can you do except pit a guy who looks like Lu freaking Bu with a sword against an overgrown Aeralfos like that..." Ganondorf said, his tone being snarky while giving off a vibe that looked as though he was ready to take on the world like he always did in the Zelda Series.

[PolarStarQuote]

So, this is a human tournament...Hah, what a joke. Pathetic, all things considered. Ridley was supposed to train with some mouse with sunglasses, but, why train what was already the god of death? Ridley just skipped the training from what was no doubt a useless person to him, and trained himself through wild hunts throughout the infected wasteland's, murdering infected animal's with the thrill of the hunt in his mind. Ridley flew up onto the highest possible point to look down onto the tournament field, watching from vantage point. This sure was not a Zebesian style show of strength. They would just let all fighters go at eachother, and whoever stood at the end was the victor. Usually, hat was ridley, coated in thousands of different shades of blood soaked.

But, that was his planet, and there was no chance such a event was gonna come up here. So, may as well play by there rules. Ridley's giant wings spread wide as he flew off from his top point, looking at Ganondorf as he seemed to be...speaking? Ridley listened to his words as ridley slowly flaped himself down onto the field, standing up straight and utterly towering over the dark king. "Im sorry...i thought this was a battle, not a 'see how much we can suck our own d*ck' contest...Shut up, and fight." Ridley said in a low growling tone, making his stand very clear as he got into his usual crouching gargoyle battle stance, not at all amused by Ganondorf's words. To Ridley, ganon was just as threatening as some galactic federation soldier with a big head. He wasn't exactly making ridley 'Impressed'.

Ridley's eyes narrowed as he waited for that 'Go' mark to ring, the shade of the clouds covering the sun causing ridley's scale's to turn pitch black with two red dots for his eyes. Ridley had thirsted for blood for far too long, and this...this was just gonna be a treat, that ridley would get to tear apart such a narcissistic pig, like a butcher making his next batch of food.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The crowd seemed to be more nervous than excited for this match up. They had their signs ready to cheer, but once the two dreaded villains made their entrance they were too scared to cheer for one of them because they knew that that would get on the bad side of the other. In fact, some were left questioning whether the price for admission was worth it. Well, all were quiet except for one man.

“BOOOYEAH! PAWNCH THAT THING WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!” Ganondorf’s coach announced from… somewhere in the stands. It was really hard to tell considering how packed the place was.

Just mere seconds after that, some sort of large rounded object came plummeting down to the Sunshine Stadium, gaining speed as its descent grew greater. It crashed into the center of the stadium like a meteorite, the metal pod-like thing still steaming due to the velocity of its drop. “Ladies and germs! It’s your referee for the evening!” The sound of Ballyhoo’s voice chimed in through the stadium’s speakers. Though once the steel sphere cracked open, it revealed itself to be empty.

“… Told yah he wouldn’t do it.”

Just then, Lt Surge wandered out of the entrance tunnels to the ring, rolling his eyes at the failed stunt that the commentators tried to implement on him. “My paycheck would have to be a lot higher than that to force me into that thing” The ref stated whilst brushing himself off and standing in between the two warriors. A smirk grew on his face as he noticed the two that were being matched up, wondering for a moment if he even had enough defenses to contain these two if things were to get hairy.

“Well, it’s about time they got some real men in here, I’m getting tired of seeing children playing around here with egos bigger than a Groudon. Alright, the rules are simple; no killing, no items to aid you in battle, you have four bouts to prove you’re fit for the next round, and none of that Ultimate Attack nonsense. Only babies hide behind that stuff.”

“Only babies chicken out from orbital drop pods.”

“If those rules are understood, then let the games begin!” The ref then proceeded to race out of the line of fire, knowing better than to get in the center of Ganondorf and Ridley before a fight. He could hold his own, sure, but this wasn’t his fight and getting in the crossfire would no doubt being something anyone would regret, unless they were a masochist of course.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Ganondorf laughed without mirth in his being, making it sound like he was confident. truth in the fact: he WAS. "Do you realize how crazy you look in telling me that..." Ganondorf had begun to say when the orbotal drop pod crashed in between the two.

"OH, GOD DAMN IT... What the hell do you think this is, Ballyhoo; Dragon Ball Z?" Ganondorf said in mock outrage and givin a death glare to the emcee, then turning to look at lt. surge, now this was a guy he would respect, despite that he was ready to beat the crap out of someone today.

The king of evil nodded to the ref to show he knew the rules, and then he proceeded to charge up an energy sphere that was as big as a large chunk of popstar and hurled it with full force at Ridley.
WIS ROLL: 19+5=24{mod crit. energy sphere of certain doom!}

Ganondorf then launched a warlock punch to Ridley's groin to make the big lizard keel over.
STR ROLL: 20+2=22{Critical PAWNCH!}
WIS ROLL: 19+5=24{mod crit. explosion to make even Link cringe from seeing where Ganondorf punched the winged elite mook.}

{e. sphere has 45.5% chance to inflict paralysis if a str roll is less than 10.}

(GW: Roll 16 Dex to dodge energy sphere, roll 17 Dex to dodge warlock punch)

[PolarStarQuote]

Ridley could think of very little else, other than how much he wanted to grab that demon king's neck and forcefully tear out his volcal cords and floss his teeth with them, especially at the referance to some..Dragon ball? The hell is a dragon ball?? Why does it have a z ver- Know what, dont care, KILLING HIM NOW!!!

Ridley let out a gigantic sounding screech as his wings flapped hard enough to generate a small sandstorm  to make the viewing pleasures of those on ridley's size of the arena quite ruined as he flew directly into the giant orb of Ganondorf's...

jA0pYahLp_1d20+3=21

With a swat of his tail, Ridley smacked the giant orb back at ganondorf like (and i quote) IT WASNT EVEN SH*T! Sending the orb right back in its caster's direction as Ridley was practically rushing right to get into ganondorf's fighting range. Ridley wanted to see if a big mouth wasn't all he was capable of, and that big orb of his didn't do much to impress...


p_1d20-2=7


p_1d20+3=22


p_1d20+3=23

The warlock punch would his ridley right in the brunt of his chest armor, ridley's sudden stop causing the wind storm he flapped up to cause a small blindness against whether or not ridley was damaged by ganondorf's attack. Ridley's talon then rose up, grabbing ganondorf's gauntlet and scraping it to let out a loud nails on chalkboard sound as the dust cleared, Ridley's red eyes looking down at ganon. Ridley didn't say anything, but ridley's gaze could say it all. "Pathetic."


p_1d20+3=10

Ridley's next move was his second talon opening, directly trying to stab ganondorf right through the armor in his stomach, to grab him and raise him into the air, and through him down hard into the ground. Following this, ridley charges up plasma in his beak, before firing it in one bolt down at ganondorf!


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(GW: Roll 11 Dex to dodge first attack, roll 8 Dex to dodge plasma bolt)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mr. Game & Watch]

“*Sigh*, you know how much we had to pay for that opening, Big Top!? It was going to marvelous! Stupendous! Spectacular! Synonym! Lt Surge didn’t even throw his Pokemon into the performance! All that rehearsal time for nothing!”

“…Maybe you should’ve checked the pod before having some guy launch it off into space?”

“Big Top, I’m one to believe a man and his word! Surge has always cooperated for our big entrances!”

“…Weren’t half of his ‘big entrances’ caused because Funky Kong put him in some inconvenient places? You know, like underground…”

“Speaking of which! Funky Kong cut us a fantastic deal! He got us a gig at a neighboring town! The Existence Orb’s Brightlight Battleground is in desperate need of some commentators, and hey they don’t call us the best in the industry for nothing!”

“…Who calls us- wait… Why are you believing anything Funky Kong tells you? Isn’t he our nemesis?”

“Big Top, we are professionals! We don’t play such pity games! If there was a position open that Funky Kong would take I would let him know! Its honour of the trade!”

“So you don’t have any doubts that this ‘Existence Orb’ is a real thing?”

“Absolutely not! He even showed me a picture, here take a look yourself!”

“This is just a photo of the Life Sphere with a red filter layered over it…”

“Filters!? Who has that kind of technology in these parts of town!?”

“… Are we not going to be talking about how that’s out of the question yet you had an orbital drop pod ready on standby?”

“WAOH!!! Big Top! Look at the match up we have today!”

“…I had a feeling that was going to be your answer…”

“The mighty space pirate dragon, Rudley going up against the holder of the power of force, Ganonclorf! Oh the humanity! We shall all be lucky if the entire stadium doesn’t implode on itself!”

“I can't wait until Brightlight Battlefield fires us...”

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

DEX ROLL A: 16-4=12{Initial attack averted.}
DEX ROLL B: 13-4=9{Plasma Bolt barely made G-dorf flinch}

Ganondorf managed to avoid both attacks by doing the one thing that just happened to be the least strenuous, staying in one place and moving to avoid when the time was right. "Nice try, lizard breath. Maybe you should take up Kung Fu and get your ass handed to you by that female who always beats you down." Ganondorf said, hoping his words would get to the Zebesian dragon in full-on outrage with his reference. he then took careful aim and...
Roll for Energy Sphere Tennis
STR ROLL A: 17+2=19{ATTACK OF THE TENNIS BOSS!}

...struck his Energy Sphere with the force of Broly tanking an energy blast, sending it flying BACK at Ridley whilst he was airborn. "See if you can try to avoid me when you are confused by what I pull off next!" Ganondorf said, Teleporting above his opponent and firing off a much Larger Energy Sphere that could easily pass for a Spirit Bomb.
WIS ROLL: 18+6=24{More Oomph in this one too!}

Ganondorf then followed up by attempting to lop pff the Zebesian Commander's tail!
roll for TAIL SEVERING SLASH!
STR ROLL B: 19+2=21{Ganondorf will escelate this into full on Confusion Fu.}

Wether the tail would be severed or not, Ridley would have to deal with the fact that Ganondorf was mocking him whilst contending with energy shperes and Lu Bu combat while trying harder to put up with a man with more magickal combat prowess than him

(GW: Roll 14 Dex to dodge first Energy Sphere, roll 16 Dex for the second, and if both are dodged successfully roll 14 Dex to dodge slash, otherwise roll 16 to dodge)

[PolarStarQuote]

Amazing, it was like a machine that gets more annoying the more it speak's. Ridley's patience was thin, simply blocking out ganondorf's noise mentally as he continued walking forward while the demon king spoke, slowly increasing in speed, his teeth shining bright like steel. Eventually, his wing's spread out open, wise open, as ridley stopped mid-run to take to the skies, dive bombing toward ganondorf, widening his talon's as he was gunning for that dragon king's neck.



Ridley was through with this dumb ass, chanting ridiculous taunts that make no sense toward him like he was a grade school child. So, Ganondorf had officialy made it onto a 4 in the "Ridley needs to kill these people, now." List. Coincidentally, right under 'Samus Aran for reals this time', followed by 'The back stabbing space pirates' and finally 'Black Bull.' Ugh...Black Bull, That name was more than enough to make ridley's hatred skyrocket. It filled him with a feeling he loved....

Blood Lust

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Ridley's dive bomb wasn't interrupted, as he simply avoided ganondorf's reflected-reflected energy sphere as it flew back into the sky, to hopefully explode. Ridley looked upon the next energy sphere behind him, realizing the power behind that one, Ridley, attempted to stop flapping to dive bomb under it, until...


p_1d20-2=2


p_1d20+3=21

Smash! Ridley spun around in mid-air, his tail smashing into the energy sphere like a back-hand, sending the High-powered energy sphere back at Ganondorf, With Ridley using his intelligence, He attempted his best to Use the energy Orb as a sort of shield, to preemptively absorb the damage from ganondorf's little sword slash, as a sort of shield, as ridley continued moving behind the orb, allowing ganondorf to strike it first, as ridley's tail peeked over...


p_1d20-2=10


p_1d20+3=19

With a slash, Ganndorf's sword dug into the zebesian's scales, but the cut wasn't nearly as deep as the dark king would have possibly wanted, as ridley reeled his tail back with full force, to throw the dark king's sword far away into the other side of the arena, as per Ridley's plan, Letting himself be attacked for an advantage over the opponent.


p_1d20+3=13 (Disarming tail lash)

And to top this off, ridley then opened his claw's wide, grabbing onto ganondorf's face, and immediately aiming his body down with ganondorf aimed first, a sonic cone forming around ridley's body as they descended at higher and higher speeds, reaching mach intensity, ridley winding back and smashing ganondorf hard intio the ground, sweeping up a huge dust storm with his Seizure Grasp attack, with a 20% Stun chance, assuming it hit.

 p_1d20+3=19 (Sweetest Deals.)

(GW: roll 13 Dex to dodge tail lash, if successful roll 15 Dex to dodge the grasp, if not roll 16 Dex to dodge. Don't forget possibility of stun if hit.)

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[Mr. Game & Watch]

“It’s a punch for punch fight down there, Big Top! Just look at them! Tooth and claw, sword and magical tennis balls! It is like a fabulous pirouette! Is it not everything we could ever hope for!?”

“…You know, you spend a lot of time saying how amazing the match is, yet you say little for what is actually going on…”

“That’s the point, Big Top! The audience can already see what’s going on, I am merely adding flavour to it. Being a good announcer is like being a chef. You participate very little in the cooking part, but you add in spices that make it just right!”

“That… that doesn’t sound accurate at all.”

“Of course it is! Isn’t that right, coach Mouser!?”

“Ah, doesn’t sound improbable to me.”

“Where… who?”

“Big Top, this is coach Mouser, head of the Market Mischief!”

“How’s it doin’, Biggy?”

“Anyways, let us start the interview. Now, Mr. Mouser, what do you have to say about your fighter down there?”

“Ah, Scale Belly’s doin’ all right. He’s doing much better now than he was before training started. I mean, the guy’s a big fire spitting lizard, but he couldn’t go a round against a Cheep-Cheep if he had a superstar, if yah know what I’m sayin’. The kid’s got chops, but everything yah see down there is my handiwork. And I’ll tell all of yah kids out there, if yah need a personal trainer, I’m much cheaper than Lt Surge’s gym.”

“Wow, I always thought Rudley was a skilled fighter!”

“Nah, nah. Yah ever hear the stories that the boss lady put out there. Poor ol’ Chopper Face couldn’t do much outside of ramming his head into walls and spit around plasma bolts like a Piranha Plant with a blind fold on.”

“… I can’t wait to see the way Ridley kills you after this match is over…”

“Who? I thought we were talking about Rudley?”

“…You know, I think it would be a lot easier if I acted as stupid as you guys, less strain on my brain.”

“Yah got one of those?”

“No, he feeds off of my brain in order to gain sentience!”

“Yeah, you should see how smart he is without me on his head. Near E Gadd levels.”

“Wait, I saw youse two split up before and nothing changed. Back when Biggy was being questioned by the Popo.”

“We have continuity?”

“WOAH! Big Top! Did you see that wall breach down there!?”

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

DEX ROLL A: L59Kd5_Vp_1d20-4 {A small success}
CON ROLL A: p_1d20+2 {Double 15 PWR to keep a hold on the blade}
DEX ROLL B: p_1d20-4 {Bad roll; G-dorf}
CON ROLL B: p_1d20+2 {Stun chance = 16%, other 4% is regular damage... in other words, stun sticks}

Ganondorf was slamed into the ground with enough force to decimate the arena thanks in large part to the space dragon's grapple move.  "Gotta hand it to ya, they don't call you a legacy boss for nothing, especially since it would kill you to know about it.  Tell you what, after this match we go to the science cafe for a drink if one of us wins..." the villainous Gerudo said in a calm tone, unable to move due to the stun effect that would last until his 4th post.

Ganondorf Flinched!

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