[Coolshaymin]

It was a dark night in the woods that shall not be named. Nice and peaceful with its abandoned facilities. No signs of life whatsoever. Kind of creepy actually... Where is that thump coming from? "Could you stop describing the scenery for five seconds? we are kind of in the middle of something," Absolute the Arceus stated.

"I think we are lost again. This forest looks exactly the same no matter where we go," Sword aka Galacta Knight said.

"That insolent human, Happy Mask Salesman, ran off with it, according to this note on this tree," Giegue, villain of the first Mother says.

"... If you knew why did you not stop him, Giegue?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe it's because I LACK MOVEMENT OUTSIDE THE OVERCOMPENSATING GOAT I AM RIDING ON!"

"I am not a goat! I will not be mocked by an alien that mistakes himself for a god!"

"... Maybe we should ask that tall skinny guy in the black suit."

"Hm?... When did he get there and why is he out this far."

"And where did that Scare Chord come from! I warn you, insolent scare cord, I AM A GOD!"

"Scare Chord? Oh must be that Slendy guy." The tall apprirition pops in front of Galacta Knight. "I think he wants a handshake."

"I do not have time for this. STAR FINALE!" Galacta Knight dashes through the Slendy and sheathes his lance to which the demon exploded. "I never understood why people feared that thing. It's powers are not really intimidating."

"Yes, the Hippies are more fearsome."

"... Hippies?" Galacta Knight and Arceus ask at the same time.

"... That is not a normal form of minion?"

"... Let's just find that Troll Salesman."