Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 15:19:01 GMT -8
*A clock ticks while Dante, Banjo and Kazooie sit on a kitchen table there is a calender behind them that says June 20th, and a door beside them..All is quiet until Paula in a notepad costume bursts through the door!*
Paula: What's your favourite thing?
Mine is being powerful.
Banjo: How do you get so powerful?
Paula: I just try to think, with my mind.
Now when you look at this Peach, (Dante: Looks like an Pear to me..)
tell me please, what do you see?
Banjo: It's just a regular old peach!
Kazooie: That i can turn into an egg.
Paula: What! No!
I see an evil face!
Who's minds been corrupted by an alien.
*The Peach comes to life*
Peach: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
*Paula whacks it multiple times with a pan before heavily breathing*
Kazooie: I don't see what you mean.
Paula: 'Cause you're not thinking with your mind!
*Paula then Smiles at the three*
So take a look at my fingers
I use my fingers to shoot my PSI!
Dante: That sounds really boring
*Paulas Smile breaks a bit*
Paula: I use my Fingers to shoot PSI!
Now when you stare outside,
don't you see bad guys? (No)
Come on, take another look. (Banjo & Kazooie: Oh right!)
I can see Scabby, I can see Chinker,
Banjo: I can see Gruntilda kidnapping my sister again!
*Gruntilda grabs Tooty and fly's off while Tooty screams*
Dante: I can see Phantom, I can see Griffon,
Banjo, Kazooie & Dante: I can see a crow smoking a cigar.
Paula: I think you're getting the hang of it now
Using your powers, to fight the bad guys
Banjo: Na i might paint a picture of the God of Games
Paula: Whoa there Banjo nobody likes that guy!
*Kazooie shoots eggs at Banjos painting*
Here's another good tip! (Banjo, Kazooie & Dante: Yeah?)
Of how to be a powerful allie
go and collect some summon trophy's
but chose the ones that are your absolute favourite!
Kazooie: Isabelle! Dante: Dillion! Banjo: Chrom! Paula: Chrom is not an assist trophy (Creepy voice: And Never will be..)
There's one more thing that you need to know
before you let your powers flow
Listen to your heart, focus on the target,
but most importantly listen to your brain!
*Paula, Banjo and Kazooie suddenly start dancing for no reason*
Dante: Wait a minute i think we got the message wrong..We should be creative not powerful.
*The three stop dancing*
Paula: Well think, the message of creativity is easy to learn what can go wrong?
*Dante thinks and suddenly DMC!Dante appears in the room*
DMC!Dante: Who's ready for some THRILLS!
*The four scream and DMC!Dante disappears*
Paula: Now let's all agree, to never be creative again!
*Paula breaths again heavily before leaning a nearby wall, however the wall breaks and falls over, hitting the front of someone's car, Mario and Peach turn out to be the drivers and come out of the car to investigate*
Mario: Mammia! Our Toad car has broken by this very badly built house! How will we ever see Dr Gadd now?
Peach: Maybe there's a phone over by that castle!
*Peach points to a very castle which has a storm cloud above it, Gothic music can be heard playing from the building*
The End!