Post by PolarStarQuote on Jan 25, 2015 1:30:23 GMT -8
[This is a Order Of Despiar quick fan-fic. its meant to be funny and not at all canon.]
Since the Li Sphere has re-incorporated the internet into its lifestyle, LiTube has been quite the popular trend among its citizens. Today is the day the Order of Despair would attempt there own review of a game.
"Hello everyone, I am Poker Face." "And i'm hip- Uh...King of the ring!"
"Were gonna do a review of Mama Hippo's bake quest for the wii u. This one's interesting as it mark's for one of the most disappointing moments ive ever had while shopping in the li sphere. So, we went to a coffee shop, and asked for 13 pumpkin spice frappe's. The dumb girl behind the counter told me 'Were sorry sir, we don't sell those during this time of the year durr hurrr'."
Meanwhile, as the mask salesmen went on and on during the video about his trip to starbucks, Antasma and Zant smashed through the window, each fighting each other loudly during the video as poker face went on.
"So, after i yelled for her manager, some guy shot me in the foot and hippo woke up behind a alley way with his right kidney missi-"
Before the video could go on, Galacta knight paused the reviewing video in place as he turned to Poker Face, the one he had tasked to make a video. "What i have just seen...was single handedly the worst review for anything ive ever seen. At no point during you 15 minutes of rambling and complaining was there anything half way relating to what you advertised in the title. And considering Zant and Antasma were making too much noise, i couldn't even hear that. And even then, somehow you managed to set off the fire alarm as well...I dislike this video, unsubscribe to our own LiTube channel...And may god have mercy on your soul."
"Well...You don't need to be closed minded about it."
"You asked me to look at this because the comments were making you mad! Look at some of these! 'DevilSlayerDante666: Get to the point dude, seriously. The fight was cool but it was annoying.' 'StylingAdell: 15 minute game un-boxing and review, where you never even opened the box...Wow.' 'StormEagle68686:Vote for Sigma this upcoming "Greatest Villain elec-"' Oh wait a second, that ones just spam...But you get the point here. After reading these Quote on Quote, Bullying Comments. I. WANT TO BULLY YOU. Do you know what your video did?! It made Li-tube comments...RIGHT. HOW. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!
"
"Bu-"
"Then you told every single one of them to go get trophified by a dodongo. All of them. Individually."
"...I..uh...I didnt say that...What i MEANT wa-"
Before he could even finish, Poker face was slapped across the face by Galacta Knight, causing him to get knocked out. When Poker awoke, he was sitting at a chair with Galacta Knight on the opposite side to him with a white board and a marker.
"Ok, so here is how we will fix this travesty. Your going to go call in your favor with Dark Pit over at the Forces of Nature, ok? and you'll do a crossover with him."
"But he's such a angry guy. And besides, isnt it your job to make these sort of connections for me??"
"More like my punishment."
"Huh..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Mmm...You know what would be great right now?"
"...?"
"IF YOU DID WHAT I LITERALLY JUST ASKED YOU TOO!"
With that, Galacta Knight slashed Poker Face out of the window, sending him flying out into li.
Meanwhile, Dark pit was recording himself, trying to play through 'G&W Simulator 20XX". "Man, why is this game so hard to control?? It has next to no frames out of animat-"
Dark pit was interrupted by the rampant sounds of knocking on the door. "Oh my viri- OK, OK, HOLD ON! Hold your horses, im coming." Dark pit opened the door, only to reveal Poker face. "...Oh underworld no." Dark pit said, trying to slam the door in poker's face. Poker face put his foot in the door, not letting it close as dark pit kept slamming the door into Poker's leg, effectively turning it to mush. "..ugh...What do you want." Dark pit said, giving up.
"Well, Howdy neighbor. Remember that favor you owe me?"
" God dammi- Yes. I remember."
[FLASH BACK]
"What do you mean you dont sell Pumpkin Spice Frappe's anymore?!" Poker face yelled, in the distance Dark Pit was yelling. "CRAGALANCHE, GET OFF OF ME, I CANT FLY WITH YOU ON ME!" He yelled. Poker face then grabbed king hippo, putting him in place to break Dark pit's fall.
[FLASH BACK END]
"Ok, what do you want me to do."
"Well, there's this game i want to do a crossover review with. And you will be perfect."
The two stood in front of a camera, Cragalanche nodding to show they were rolling.
"...Dude. Say something."
"Oh, now?"
"...No, In five minuites."
5 MINUTES LATER.
"Hello everyone, I am here to make a review of the game, with my friend, Pittoo!"
Dark pit heard the name Pittoo, causing his eye to twitch as he aimed his staff at Poker's head. "What. Did you just call me. How many times do i have to say it before you people get it that isnt my name!?"
"Oh my god dude, calm down!"
"No! I refuse until someone calls me by my na-"
"QUICK ESCAPE!" Poker yelled, before suddenly strangling dark pit before dropping him. "Woah...how did i do that?"
Later, Poker walked back in on Galacta knight watching a sitcom. "Hey, did you get the video done?"
"*sigh*...no..."
"....Woooooooooooooooooow."
"But hey, i felt generous, so i got you a gift!"
"What?"
Poker then pulled out a copy of box labeled "Wii U 2"
"Woah! ive wanted to play with one of these since they announced i-" When sword opened up the box, he found it to be empty. "Theres no machine in here...W-wheres the machine poker. Where is the game console??"
"Oh. That. I sold it a while ago."
"...."
"Its the thought that counts th-" And then sword fired a laser at poker, sending him sky rocketing out of the building.
THE END.
Since the Li Sphere has re-incorporated the internet into its lifestyle, LiTube has been quite the popular trend among its citizens. Today is the day the Order of Despair would attempt there own review of a game.
"Hello everyone, I am Poker Face." "And i'm hip- Uh...King of the ring!"
"Were gonna do a review of Mama Hippo's bake quest for the wii u. This one's interesting as it mark's for one of the most disappointing moments ive ever had while shopping in the li sphere. So, we went to a coffee shop, and asked for 13 pumpkin spice frappe's. The dumb girl behind the counter told me 'Were sorry sir, we don't sell those during this time of the year durr hurrr'."
Meanwhile, as the mask salesmen went on and on during the video about his trip to starbucks, Antasma and Zant smashed through the window, each fighting each other loudly during the video as poker face went on.
"So, after i yelled for her manager, some guy shot me in the foot and hippo woke up behind a alley way with his right kidney missi-"
Before the video could go on, Galacta knight paused the reviewing video in place as he turned to Poker Face, the one he had tasked to make a video. "What i have just seen...was single handedly the worst review for anything ive ever seen. At no point during you 15 minutes of rambling and complaining was there anything half way relating to what you advertised in the title. And considering Zant and Antasma were making too much noise, i couldn't even hear that. And even then, somehow you managed to set off the fire alarm as well...I dislike this video, unsubscribe to our own LiTube channel...And may god have mercy on your soul."
"Well...You don't need to be closed minded about it."
"You asked me to look at this because the comments were making you mad! Look at some of these! 'DevilSlayerDante666: Get to the point dude, seriously. The fight was cool but it was annoying.' 'StylingAdell: 15 minute game un-boxing and review, where you never even opened the box...Wow.' 'StormEagle68686:Vote for Sigma this upcoming "Greatest Villain elec-"' Oh wait a second, that ones just spam...But you get the point here. After reading these Quote on Quote, Bullying Comments. I. WANT TO BULLY YOU. Do you know what your video did?! It made Li-tube comments...RIGHT. HOW. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!
"
"Bu-"
"Then you told every single one of them to go get trophified by a dodongo. All of them. Individually."
"...I..uh...I didnt say that...What i MEANT wa-"
Before he could even finish, Poker face was slapped across the face by Galacta Knight, causing him to get knocked out. When Poker awoke, he was sitting at a chair with Galacta Knight on the opposite side to him with a white board and a marker.
"Ok, so here is how we will fix this travesty. Your going to go call in your favor with Dark Pit over at the Forces of Nature, ok? and you'll do a crossover with him."
"But he's such a angry guy. And besides, isnt it your job to make these sort of connections for me??"
"More like my punishment."
"Huh..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Mmm...You know what would be great right now?"
"...?"
"IF YOU DID WHAT I LITERALLY JUST ASKED YOU TOO!"
With that, Galacta Knight slashed Poker Face out of the window, sending him flying out into li.
Meanwhile, Dark pit was recording himself, trying to play through 'G&W Simulator 20XX". "Man, why is this game so hard to control?? It has next to no frames out of animat-"
Dark pit was interrupted by the rampant sounds of knocking on the door. "Oh my viri- OK, OK, HOLD ON! Hold your horses, im coming." Dark pit opened the door, only to reveal Poker face. "...Oh underworld no." Dark pit said, trying to slam the door in poker's face. Poker face put his foot in the door, not letting it close as dark pit kept slamming the door into Poker's leg, effectively turning it to mush. "..ugh...What do you want." Dark pit said, giving up.
"Well, Howdy neighbor. Remember that favor you owe me?"
" God dammi- Yes. I remember."
[FLASH BACK]
"What do you mean you dont sell Pumpkin Spice Frappe's anymore?!" Poker face yelled, in the distance Dark Pit was yelling. "CRAGALANCHE, GET OFF OF ME, I CANT FLY WITH YOU ON ME!" He yelled. Poker face then grabbed king hippo, putting him in place to break Dark pit's fall.
[FLASH BACK END]
"Ok, what do you want me to do."
"Well, there's this game i want to do a crossover review with. And you will be perfect."
The two stood in front of a camera, Cragalanche nodding to show they were rolling.
"...Dude. Say something."
"Oh, now?"
"...No, In five minuites."
5 MINUTES LATER.
"Hello everyone, I am here to make a review of the game, with my friend, Pittoo!"
Dark pit heard the name Pittoo, causing his eye to twitch as he aimed his staff at Poker's head. "What. Did you just call me. How many times do i have to say it before you people get it that isnt my name!?"
"Oh my god dude, calm down!"
"No! I refuse until someone calls me by my na-"
"QUICK ESCAPE!" Poker yelled, before suddenly strangling dark pit before dropping him. "Woah...how did i do that?"
Later, Poker walked back in on Galacta knight watching a sitcom. "Hey, did you get the video done?"
"*sigh*...no..."
"....Woooooooooooooooooow."
"But hey, i felt generous, so i got you a gift!"
"What?"
Poker then pulled out a copy of box labeled "Wii U 2"
"Woah! ive wanted to play with one of these since they announced i-" When sword opened up the box, he found it to be empty. "Theres no machine in here...W-wheres the machine poker. Where is the game console??"
"Oh. That. I sold it a while ago."
"...."
"Its the thought that counts th-" And then sword fired a laser at poker, sending him sky rocketing out of the building.
THE END.
