Post by Coolshaymin on Dec 31, 2014 20:54:02 GMT -8
It was nearing midnight, nearing a new year. In a Mansion owned by Mama Hippo in the Life Sphere, Yami and Galacta Knight were having their New Year Party. Pokerface was doing his DM thing, as the nonbusy members joined a session of Order of Despair Roleplay. "... Why do we let Pokerface be the Dungeon Master again? He is such a troll?"
"Not my fault you can't roll higher than a 1 Crash Man. You get ripped apart by space and time itself," Pokerface says.
"He keeps winning the Poker Game beforehand... and no one wants to try to outdrink him in fear of what he is like when he is drunk," Galacta Knight explains.
"Hmmm... For this turn, I will pray to Lord Galacta Knight so my Blender attack will not fail."
"... I am a templar, not my own religion, Zant."
"On the contrary, Galacta Knight is Love, Galacta Knight is Life."
"... Did he just insert your name into a Shrek Meme?"
"He tends to do things like that, Yami."
"Very well, Yami, it is now your turn. Choose your move wisely to kill the Godly Mimic of Devestation."
"... I am starting to agree with Crash Man... Despite this, I summon... Japanese Pop Song Summon!" At Yami's command, 3 robot masters popped out of the ground and the You Can't Defeat Air Man theme plays.
"... Did anybody here actually read the rules and lore? Pretty sure that was not a summon, Yami. And isn't anyone else here confused on why we let Crash Man be our Damage Dealing class?"Sword said with a facepalm.
"It could be worst, he could be our Tank," Yami replied. "And Airman is always a summon."
"Should I ask why?"
"Because you can not defeat him."
"... Thought so... Shouldn't Hippo, his mom, and Antasma have the cake by now?"
"About that, Galacta Knight."
"Oh, Antasma, where's the cake?"
"... Pokerface sent Mama Hippo and King Hippo to deliver the cake to Giyagas, Cortez, Dark Bowser and Arceus' party."
"..." Sword looked to Pokerface's seat who seemed to disappeared. "POKERFACE!"
And thus, the party ended with no cake, no snacks, all thanks to Pokerface's trolling. "Not like I could eat it anyway. Should of went to Mr. Game & Watch's Party."
"Not my fault you can't roll higher than a 1 Crash Man. You get ripped apart by space and time itself," Pokerface says.
"He keeps winning the Poker Game beforehand... and no one wants to try to outdrink him in fear of what he is like when he is drunk," Galacta Knight explains.
"Hmmm... For this turn, I will pray to Lord Galacta Knight so my Blender attack will not fail."
"... I am a templar, not my own religion, Zant."
"On the contrary, Galacta Knight is Love, Galacta Knight is Life."
"... Did he just insert your name into a Shrek Meme?"
"He tends to do things like that, Yami."
"Very well, Yami, it is now your turn. Choose your move wisely to kill the Godly Mimic of Devestation."
"... I am starting to agree with Crash Man... Despite this, I summon... Japanese Pop Song Summon!" At Yami's command, 3 robot masters popped out of the ground and the You Can't Defeat Air Man theme plays.
"... Did anybody here actually read the rules and lore? Pretty sure that was not a summon, Yami. And isn't anyone else here confused on why we let Crash Man be our Damage Dealing class?"Sword said with a facepalm.
"It could be worst, he could be our Tank," Yami replied. "And Airman is always a summon."
"Should I ask why?"
"Because you can not defeat him."
"... Thought so... Shouldn't Hippo, his mom, and Antasma have the cake by now?"
"About that, Galacta Knight."
"Oh, Antasma, where's the cake?"
"... Pokerface sent Mama Hippo and King Hippo to deliver the cake to Giyagas, Cortez, Dark Bowser and Arceus' party."
"..." Sword looked to Pokerface's seat who seemed to disappeared. "POKERFACE!"
And thus, the party ended with no cake, no snacks, all thanks to Pokerface's trolling. "Not like I could eat it anyway. Should of went to Mr. Game & Watch's Party."