[Coolshaymin]

GqnrGYSsp_1d20 By the skin of my roll

Viridi noticed Hades was activating his Devestation Ensamble, however, his aim was apparently so horrible, that she it was not too hard to dodge. No Pixel Perfect movement required in this bullet hell. A few backflips and side dodges for flare she thought on what to do next. Viridi summoned a Cragalanche Crush to bring Hades down to earth and then executing a Tree Uppercut in an attempt to send him flying. "What's wrong, Hades? Surely you can handle a little girl without losing your head!" Viridi taunted Hades.


p_1d20Cragalanche Crush

p_1d20 Tree Uppercut

p_1d20+1 The below average delivered taunt

(GW: roll 13 to dodge Cragalanche, roll 12 to dodge uppercut if hit by previous attack, otherwise roll 9)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20+1

[PolarStarQuote]

0KRfQeT0p_1d20+2=12 [one number off...]

Hades descended from his final smash, sighing as yet another boulder hit him in the face...well, not exactly face. More like the boulder hit his neck stump and covered up the fire spewing neck. "Would you stop that?!" He yelled, throwing the boulder off angrily.

p_1d20+2=17[*holy music plays as hades actually dodges something.]

Hades barreled out of the tree's way, somehow expecting it this time. "Finally, i dodged something! I swear, paulatena must be getting her kicks out of this..."


p_1d20+1=10


Hades laughed, his intelligence telling him he was better than to fall for a taunt by her. "Oh, certainly not a little girl. But lolicon bait hippie's? Those i can handle." He said, smirking. "Besides, your certainly well aware your as old as me, so dont start giving me that little girl buisness. If you werent hiding your natural appearance, then you'd look like a human raisin." He said further, then beginning to think...Hm, that mc ballyhoo fellow was making quote a ruckus..."Time for evil scheme's to take wing!" He said, then running at Mc ballyhoo. "Excuse me sir, i am in desperate need for live ammunition. You'll do." With that, hades attempted to grab Mc Ballyhoo


p_1d20-2=3 [*falls over defeated*]

"...You have got to be kidding me." He said, pinching his face to realize he didnt have enough strength to pick up ballyhoo. "Never again am i doing a special match..." Hades said, before ripping open his chest and sending out his heart, sending it at viridi to attack her. "COME ON, CRITICAL, CRITICAL, I CAN HAVE A CHANCE OF VICTORY IF I JUST GET A MEDUSA FRACKIN' CRITICAL!!"

p_1d20-2=13 [The non-critical much to hades dismay.]

(GW: roll 13 to dodge Heart Attack)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mr. Game & Watch]

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“Big Top I can't escape! No amount of Pineapple cookies are worth it!”

“Hades can't even lift you...”

“That doesn't mean he won't try again!”

“Hey, you're more integral to the match now isn't that what you wanted?”

“NO! I've always favoured talking about nonsense while a bunch of people are fighting! What do you think the audience comes here to see?”

“A fight?”

“Yes, but they also come for me and my hijinks”

“… I don't believe that for a second...”

“And that's why you're not the fan favourite!”

"Keep telling yourself that...”1d20-1

[Coolshaymin]

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p_1d20-2

Viridi gave a laugh at Hades' failure to lift up Ballyhoo. "You may be smart enough to remember my real age, but not strong enough to pick up that pipsqueak!" Viridi laughed, not paying attention until she got blown up by the heart bomb. It hurt quite a bit as well, petals now flying around Viridi, trying to help her recover from some of her injuries. Unfortunately for her, she has no healing moves currently to help repair the wounds, so it was going to take a really long time, and probably a day or so. All in all, it was nature showing her a little weaker than when the match started. Though the leaves aren't too frantic, so she will probably still be able to fight for a long time. "Wow, Hades, I did not know you felt that way. To give your heart to me and all," Viridi taunted with a different approach. Viridi attempted to send Hades into the air with a tree uppercut and cut through him with her Cherry Blossom Leaves.

(And no GW, the leaves do not actually have any sort of regen, they are purely asthetic for battle condition. Like Hades' lack of a head.)

p_1d20+1(The Heart Taunt)

p_1d20-3(The dull Cherry Blossom Leaves)

p_1d20(The Strong Tree Uppercut)
 

(GW: roll 14 int to ignore taunt, roll 7 to dodge cherry blossoms, if hit roll 17 to dodge uppercut, if not roll 16)1d20·1d20-2·1d20+1·1d20-3·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

4tl08DwNp_1d20+1=19

Hades scoffed. "Pfft, Please. I would rather french kiss thanatos then have to look at you. Besides, everyone knows pretty paulatena's hotter!" Hades said in a return taunt to viridi to show her who the real king of troll's is.


p_1d20-2=16 [taunt roll.]

p_1d20+2=20

Hades began running, and fast. No cherry blossom's could catch up with the lord of the underworld now! Hades laughed once the cherry blossoms were gone.

p_1d20+2=5 

p_1d20-1=14

...Only to return to the realm of getting hit once again by the tree uppercut. Hades grabbed the tree branch, snapping it in half. Hades then spun up another black wind tornado, jumping into it to get sent flying at viridi once more.

p_1d20-2=0

Hades immediately flopped onto the ground, eye twitching. "...This is...utterly embaressing..." He said, getting up and feeling a need to take his anger out on something. "OK BALLYHOO, ROUND 2!"

p_1d20-2=9

Hades grabbed mc ballyhoo by the legs, spinning him around akin to how mario would spin bowser in super mario 64 and throwing him as hard as he could at viridi. Hades then chased after his living projectile, jumping from the ground and trying to deliver a swift explosive punch to viridi's face.

p_1d20-2=8[punch]

p_1d20-2=11 [explosion for punch]

(GW: roll 11 to dodge MC Ballyhoo, if hit roll 12 to dodge punch, if not roll 10)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The swinging simian jumped back onto the battlefield with cymbals in his hands, clanging them together wildly and announcing “TIME’S UP DUDE AND DUDETTE!!!” The ape threw his instrument away and began clapping with a huge toothy grin as he stepped in between the two fighters. “That was the most slammin’ fight I’ve seen in my life! So much chaos! It was like the last time I tried to surf on a barrel! Those were some crazy waves dude!” The ape stopped speaking for a moment, spacing out for a moment. Then he hopped back out of it as he remembered what he had forgotten earlier. “Oh dudes! I gotta reverse that powder stuff!” Funky Kong then pulled more powder from his… pocket area of unknown origins and slapped the stuff into both of their faces.

The great ape grew another smug smile and crossed his arms. “Now it’s battle rating time! Let’s see… Nature Chick seemed to be able to adapt to her change in properties and make use of the boosts she got. Death Guy… made a good effort. But dude you made me laugh like a chimpanzee! This isn’t a comedy contest though… and you did send Ballyhoo to the moon. Not cool bro.”

“For that Hades wins in my opinion…”

“Whoa dude! THAT’S A TALKING HAT! I’m going to have to go against the hat though, Hippie Chick is the winner of this match!”

“Booooo, the guy ate a bomb!”

“Well now, it’s time to make like a banana and split! Bet you haven’t heard that one in a loooooong time!” with that the ape leapt out of the arena and to… who knows where.

[PolarStarQuote]

Hades looked at mc ballyhoo flying off to what appeared to be the moon, as he suddenly broke down laughing insanely at how far flew. "Pffft! Ahahahaha! That was great!" Hades said, before getting interrupted by the monkey again. "Oh, here we go again..." Hades said, before getting a smack of powder in the face. Hades wiped the powder off his face, and began laughing and kissing his muscles lovingly. "Oh, my modifiers! My beautifull modifiers! All of you beautifull + 2's!"



Hades crossed his arms, shaking his head as he had expected to loose. And he was right. "Well dont say im a sore looser. Because im not. You were a heck of alot of fun to fight against. I dont think ill even make any passing comments about how Paulatena, Medusa, Pandora, Phosphora and Gaol are sexier. No, certainly not. Especially not gonna mention the fact that everyone loves them as waifu's more than you...Wait what were we talking about? Must of forgotten. Anyway, this is where i leave...Oh, and can someone go get that annoying guy i threw across the entire life sphere? Thanks. Hades Out!" And thus, hades left with his head regrowing.

[Coolshaymin]

Viridi won? Yes! She knew she would! Looks like her cockiness did not screw her over afterall! Hades was being passive aggressive troll, but she did not care at this point. "Oh sure, Hades leave someone else to clean up your job. Its hard to believe anything gets done in the Underworld." Viridi sensed she has obtained one of newer forces of nature. With a whistle, a chariot with its own special horses came down quickly into the stadium. Viridi stepped on the Chariot as it sped after Ballyhoo and tossed him back towards the Stadium, "Ha! Now THIS is a ride!"