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The moon hung high over li, the scent of criminals beginning to run across to make shady business deals could be smelled like...a very...very..smelly thing. One of these criminals was on top of a abandoned scrap yard, holding a gigantic burlap sack over his shoulder that would soon be filled with even more loot. Nabbit could only chuckle, laying out a large map on the roof and beginning to plot his trip.



"Yea, this ought be a good. Hehehe, i can taste that fried electrike now! All while looking at my new paintings by li's best artists and preparing prices for robot master schematics! And i got two suckers to help me get it done! This may be what puts nabbit on the map. Er...What takes me out. Cause i aint getting caught!"



Nabbit chuckles as he awaited his two partners in most definite crime. If they don't get caught, they wont need to deal with roughing up some police men. But if they do...Oh boy. Pray that jail time isn't too bad.

[Coolshaymin]

Dimentio was already there when Nabbit got there, in his special stealth mode he often used to spy on his employers. Dimentio knew thieves should not be trusted, almost as much as himself, but a little proof he was using them did not hurt. He was surely going to make sure Nabbit gets caught as Dimentio makes his great escape... that sounds like a good mission title... What?! Its already taken?! Fine, Dimentio will get back to me describing his inner monologues. Anyway, as Nabbit wraps up his self plotting, its time for Dimentio to make his entrance. After the 'master' thief finishes talking to himself, a box outline draws itself and with a flip, the dimensional jester appeared. "Dimentio is ready for duty, oh master thief," Dimentio says in his usual way of tricking his employers he will not betray them.

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[Maverick Hunter Zero]

In stark contrast, Firebrand was the only thing that Nabbit could find very difficult to gauge, even Dimentio knew little about demons except for that one time he was handed a tome by Astaroth after the battle against Dr. Wily{In which Firebrand was commentating alongside Roy Koopa}

"Gigi gheo gueh." Firebrand said in his native Gargoyle tongue, clearly confident that none but himself can speak fluent Gargoyle perfectly.

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Nabbit laughed as dimentio performed his reappearing act, hopping up and giving as much of a round of applause his quiet thieving hands could give. "Ah, now that's what is gonna help us get a whole truck load of stuff, hehehehe!" He smiled under his bandanna, his eyes changing into anime style "^ ^" Eyes.



Before nabbit could begin to lay out his idea, his second comrade has landed among them. "Ah, i came prepared for this!!" Nabbit yelled, as he dug in his burlap sack and pulled out what appeared to be a rusty old machine. "A translator i nabbed from a old man. Lets test it out, and just set it to gargoyle..." The machine beeped and blooped in response to firebrands ki's and kahs. And it replied with "Translation: Dear sirs, I am here." Nabbit laughed, truly having confidence in this broken junk. "Ah, no need to be so formal mister monster!"



The translator went ahead and took Nabbit's normal speak, translating it back to Firebrand as "Gikiki kah kikiki gah! [Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries you worm.]" Nabbit chuckled, then hopping over to his laid out map.



"Alright, so were gonna start taking our stealthy route by jumping over to the roof of jimbo's, and use the vent hatch to get our way into the storage room. The salamance flank however, is still in the kitchen with jimbo himself. "



"Once were done there, We sneak through the back and head into the back door of Jim-jhons. The place is laid out like a museum, so the really good stuff is in the back, where we can nab it. The gold foot, is on grand display up front. And is well guarded as well. "



"And finally, the robotics lab is just down the road. The blueprints are all over the place and should be a easy nab. Project resurrection's blueprints are in the doctors work bench, where she is more than likely asleep."



The translator went ahead and relaid nabbits extravagant plan to firebrand. "Gakakikah! KakakakKikikikiki Ko ki! "



"And with that, nabbing season begins!" Nabbit said, as he then ran off the roof and jumped over to the roof of a butchers place and began work on opening up the ventilation shaft.

[Coolshaymin]

Dimentio may of not spoke gargoyle, but he did have a feeling that translator was off. How you ask? Because Dimentio read about it in the top 100 Most Cliche Gags of all time. It was ranked #5 if memory serves right. "Got it oh Master Thief," Dimentio said, not giving a reaction to the gargoyle's speech. He knew firsthand that Firebrand spoke English. He did commentate his first Stadium Match after all. Ah, the days of outcircusing, memories. He flew after the thief, not really jumping because he never had to touch the ground to be quite frank. Dimentio looked at the ventilation grate. "Allow me, master thief," Dimentio said, opening a box  around the grate and flipping it to the 2nd dimension and then simply levitating it out and sitting it down gently. He sometimes wondered why people never add security to these things, oh well, not like a butcher can afford a security system in the appocalypse, so no need to worry about that now.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Grururururu, Kekekure Ghaa."{Translated to: "The best security would be none at all."} Firebrand said in his classic heckling cackle, confident that Nabbit's translation device could make him laugh.

Firebrand did not care much in the slightest when it came to wanton destruction, especially since he not only saved the Demon realm from Breager twice, he inadvertantly saved the human world at the same time.

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Nabbit laughed at dimentio's little grate dissapearing trick, and when everyone was piled in nabbit went ahead and slapped his own deploy decoy grate to make it look like nothing happened.



When the group entered the meat freezer, they would be confronted with the awful stench of raw meat and blood. Mostly from the fact there were hundreds of shelves around the room, all having meat cuts of some description. Each shelf housed at least 10 different meats, and with all the shelves counted there must of been at least 214 different kinds of animal meat!! But, that's not right. How can he get so many animals if most of them are diseas-...Oh. Guess nabbit wasn't kidding about pokemon meat.



Nabbit immediately opened up his bag, running around and swiping the meat and plopping it into his burlap sack of holding. "Alright, just take all the meat and throw it in my bag. Oh, and hey. if you two wanna try nabbin' that salamance flank its in the main kitchen. Just be careful, i think Jim's still around there. Stealthy is key, you hear me??"

[Coolshaymin]

Dimentio went in and looked at the meats. There sure was a lot of them. Not even half of the known Pokemon, but still an impressive collection. Dimentio looked towards the kitchen at Nabbit's words. "Okay, I got a plan to get that meat. You two stay here, this is a jester's job," Dimentio said before teleporting into the kitchen. Dimentio used his invisibility to survey the room. There was two things he needed to know for his plan to work. He needed to know if Jimbo ran the counter as well as the kitchen and what meats Jimbo had other than the Salamence one in the actual Kitchen.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

While Dimentio was doing his thing, Firebrand did his by scaling the walls of the meet freezer and writing a note that said 'Rudy was here' in classic human handwriting. After he finished, he placed it on the inside of the door, hoping that once the butcher realised what happened it would be too late.

"Kueharururururururu, Grerururura Giah, kekekekekekeke Ghaarururururururururururu."{"My king wants me to pick up something for him from the Museum, something that he purchased a while back where the security seems weakest. That gold piece of the G&W statue should be in a mid-level security zone."} Firebrand said in a nonchalant cackle, getting ready to bail once Dimentio finished with his task.

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In the main cutting room, a large table with a knife board covering it could be seen, raw meat with blue scales surrounding it to show this was the piece of meat dimentio was looking for, unfortunately it seemed the cutting room was right in plain view of the counter. And furthermore, the salamance flank's customer was in plain view as he sorted out the money to buy this hunk of illegal meat. Jimbo himself a hulking fat man, a blood stained vest adorned on him. How he got the power to kill pokemon, dont ask me. You really gonna question the logic now? Literally everyone is getting this killing power from out of nowhere, so just let it slide.



The customer sighed, as it seemed he didn't have enough coin for his meat as he ran outside to his car to get some more. If dimentio was dexterious enough, he could nab that meat faster then one could say "Hocus Pocus." [Score a dex roll higher than 15 to nab the salamance flank without getting caught]



Meanwhile in the meat freezer, nabbit was encountered by a ear crating scraping that made him give a tilted look of "Youve got to be kidding me." Nabbit ran up to the red arrmer, smacking him over his bald head. "Excuse me, were trying to nab this stuff and get out of here, not alert everyone in the dang street with your ear grating!" Nabbit said, trying to whisper to the demon. Now, excuse me..." Nabbit said, silently side stepping out of the freezer and throwing a rock outside of jimbo's shop. It caused the big dumb butcher to slowly walk over to the door, giving dimentio more time to get the precious goods. [Plus 5 to dimentio's dex roll.]

[Coolshaymin]

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Dimentio had a plan but he guessed while there was another distraction he may as well take it. And by 'it', he of course meant the dragon meat. Dimension Warping into range, Dimentio put the flank and him in a box and snapped his fingers, "As the kids say, yoink!" Dimentio whispered to himself before teleporting back to the freezer with the meat. "Thanks for the distraction, TAC, but I did not really need it. Now, let's get going," Dimentio said to Nabbit, handing him the flank. As he was levitating off, he noticed the writing, "Who's Rudy?" Dimentio shrugged it off before leaving the place.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Krugireguri Kolugurururu. Kiahrururururu gheerururughaa."{Bozo by the name of 'Rudy the Clown'. He tried to rob the Busy Bee Loby with Kamek's wand, so I'm pinnin' blame on him for this part of the job.} Firebrand said as he silently glided out of the vent. He cackled silently so nobody but Dimentio and Nabbit could hear him.

Firebrand decided to at the very least put on some of Sir Arthur's gauntlets and a pair of Demon Village Sandals. that way his claws could be hidden in case he was found out, and to make sure to finish up the deal, he hid himself in a Reaper-style cloak, to mask his appearance so as to not embarass himself.

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Nabbit looked at the pure glimmer of the salamance flank, the beautiful grain of the mean made nabbit half keel over from sheer beauty of a successful nab. Heck, he wouldn't even try to correct dimentio for his confusion of Nabbit and his 6th cousin on his mothers side twice removed. "Alright, lets split." He said, hopping from the air vent. Once they were on the room, they could hear jimbo yelling out "What?! Who took it?! Wait, rudy...was...heeeeerrrr ... DARN YOU ROLLER-BLADING KIDS!" He said, as he burst out of the butchery, running out like a deranged man looking to cut something up with his knife.



Nabbit giggled like a child. "Now that was a successful nab if i ever saw one. But the nights still young boys. Follow me, and be quiet and quick about it!" Nabbit said, running across the rooftops and then jumping onto the ground, arriving at the back door of jim-jhons. "Ok, heres the deal. The gold foot is kinda up front with every other important stuff. But i the back, not alot of people are looking so we can go ahead and nab the valuables in the back. Oh, and one more thing. I measured this place up a while ago, and it seems we got two guards on duty tonight. There gonna be out in front, defending the foot with there flashlights and phones to call 911. Ill supply distractions, one of you guys nab it...Alright...Break!"



Nabbit then picked the lock on the back door quicker than any thief could match, running inside and plopping his burlap sack down as soon as they were on the main floor. "Put everything in here." Nabbit said, then running around with not a sound to his feet as he grabbed all the paintings, sculptures and other art pieces.

[Coolshaymin]

Dimentio floated after Nabbit, Dimentio was not very swift, but his flying allowed him to keep a steady pace with the thief. Dimentio looked to the demon as they entered, "So shall I get this one too, or would you rather not relax and get your hands dirty?" Dimentio asked Firebrand as he levitated some of the priceless art into Nabbit's sack. Dimentio was fine eitherway. As long as Firebrand does not get caught, the result will be the same. "And please, answer in the universal language. I am not one to trust the accuracy of the master thief's translator," Dimentio added.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Whoa, whoa whoa.... You knew I could speak perfect english? Now that's suprising, especialy since I was the one who was doin' the commentary in your fight against that Wily bloke. Besides, like I said, Astaroth bought something from this place and asked me to retreive it for him tonight. Just so we are on the same page here, He's the guy who made that gold statue of G&W and that piece of the statue is what he purchased for me to retrieve. Though that 2D palooka don't deserve to be on it by himself though which is why he's makin a new one out of the hardest substance in the known nintendo universe." Firbrand said calmly, flabbergasted that Dimentio found out about his inteligent speaking.

He decided to observe while sneakily hiding from view, which meant that this ball was in Dimentio's court.