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Standing defiant over Cauldros, a Tower that had emerged from the very earth itself was alight with green energy and the sounds of Bustling demons inside working on renovation, As the dark tower was surrounded by bustling patches of bramble, Thorns keeping those who seek to enter forcefully from being able to accomplish that Goal. That was, until a Ninja by the name of Gon cut through the various Thorns, Pushing it aside to make a clear path through, to the Initial Bridge to the Grand Entrance Door...Due to Gon hating sneaking due to a need to be noticed, He decided to head to the Bridge, To await his Comrade's.




As Gon stepped up to the Bridge, A familiar sight awaited him, as Gon would see various Prinny's waddling about, carrying stones and setting them in place for the Bridge. "...Huh. Feels weird being on the opposite side of this." Gon would say, as he walked up to the Prinny's, as the prinny's, wide eyes would yell, "Oh hell no Dood! I got too much to live for Dood! My dad died due to a ninja attack on a bridge dood!" He would say, running away, as did the rest of the prinnies...Huh.


Well, Regardless, Gon would lay back against the wall to the Front Door of this tower, awaiting his friends...


And, Much like a Arrow, The first of his 'Friends' Would appear, Stopping infront of Gon. 



"Ah...Looks like im the first one here!"

"Right here dummy."



"AH!! Where did you come from?!"

"....*Grumbles*..."

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An outline of a mage appeared as it would seem like someone was using warping magic to get around, probably due to being too lazy to walk. "First one here, time to fry this..." Black Mage began until he noticed he was not the first to arrive, but rather the last. "How did BOTH of you beat a teleportation spell?! Oh, and hi... Ninja guy. Haven't seen you since the last Overlord," Black Mage was a bit outraged but he seemed to be the only person able to notice and remember Gon without prompt. How he was so special was quite frankly a mystery to all as Gon's Ninja Skills were beyond compare.

"...And who are you supposed to be? Some demon?" Black Mage asked as he looked Satan up and down... He... looked too much like a loser to be a demon but sometimes people were just that pathetic. He then looked towards the front door, having half a mind to blast it down before trouble starts.

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Satan was, equally surprised when Black Mage's teleportation skill caused him to appear before them both, making the green haired demon squeak in shock as he turned his gaze from Gon. "I am the Dark Prince, Satan! And Of course i got here First, I left nice and early! Wait, We still need to wait for the person who made this mission to arrive..." Satan would say, Making Gon's face become clouded in depression. "....Nice to see you again Black Mage." Gon would say, Causing Satan to, once again, Scream as if Gon were never there, as Gon stood before the two. Perhaps Black Mages Perception was quite canny to see him without prompt.


"Alright, So the idea if that were going to go inside, Head for the Overlord, Who seems to go by the name Darkania, And then beat her so that her plans to rise and army to take over the Life Sphere can be foiled. Overlord's are incredibly Powerfull, Unlike Laharl, This will probably be a full out battle. She seems to use Magic, And be able to use any element on the Fly, As well as use them in Mass Power. Any questions?" Gon would ask, as Satan raised his hand.

"...Besides 'Who are you."

And with that, Satan lowered his hand, As Gon turned around, Preparing to knock on the Door, Before, Something unexpected happened.



Opening the Door, The Greater Overlord Herself appeard, Standing before the group, staring down at them through her Void of a Face, Bright Eyes shining through as she looked at them all. Standing silently, Gon suddenly took out his blade. "Ah! So you've come out to fight us head-on?? How honorable..."Gon would say, as the Overlord-ess Darkania shook her head. "No, I just heard the green haired guy's screaming outside, and i wanted to make sure a prinny didnt get caught under some rocks or something. Wanna come inside? I just finished making Dinner." Darkania said....

...This was gonna wind up just as pointless as the last mission, huh?



"Dinner?? Do you take us for some...*sniff Sniff...*...I-is that Braised Chimera Steak i smell?? Maaaybe just a little snack wouldn't hurt..." Satan said, as a pretty damn good smelling Barbeque paraded the air, As if pulling the group by there noses inside...

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... Huh, people did have a tendency to ignore this guy, didn't they? Kind of weird how they forgot him instantly but Black Mage simply gave a nod.... For a dark prince he was sure frightened easily... And for some reason, Black Mage felt the urge to set fire to his butt.... And this overlord sounded oddly like him to be able to use every element on the fly, what was up with that? Nothing special about being a Black Mage. Still, an actual challenge sounded nice. Black Mage nodded and prepared a spell to blast whoever was standing guard into oblivion...

Just to stop short as the Overlord appeared... Well... That was oddly easy... Oh come on! This was starting to seem pointless and the Mage was ready to turn back and leave right there... The smell of food smelled... absolutely delicious and despite having a good meal pretty recently... can't cast magic of ungodly destruction and devestation on an empty stomach. "Alright, I guess some food is fine. How welcoming you are for an Overlord..." Black Mage replied with only a hint of suspicion as he put down the trigger happy hand and prepared to follow the others into what delectable... I mean dastardly trap awaited them. Though Peri's advice of Poisoned food and it being a lame way to die came to his mind, so he was going to be a bit cautious.

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With Overlord Darkania's nod, She turned and began walking straight to the Kitchen, With Satan following closely behind her with a happy smile and a bit of saliva from that smell of marinated meat. Gon, however, twitched his eye, in complete and utter disbelief as he watched them all walk into the Overlord's kitchen...Fine. Whatever. Gon just sighed, following along, as they would find themselves traversing the rather nice looking Tower, Filled with various Zombie Maid's and Monsters of the Nether Realm wandering about, fixing up what depth's of the earth had wounded.

"Can i interest you all in a drink?" Overlord Darkania would say, Before reaching her hand into a massive black purple void, pulling out a pitcher of a Cosmic-looking Liquid, Pouring three floating glasses."Space Lemonade is the BEST Lemonade. Full of Vitamin's A B and X, Able to cure a headache, And Banned in a few countries. Not here though! Atleast, as far as i know it isnt." Darkania would say, as Satan, Being the overconfident devil he is, Grabbed the glass he was offered.

"Space Lemonade...? What's Space Lemonade made out of?"

"Space Lemons."

"...Of course it is. Why would i even ask." Gon would say, before taking his own glass, Using the magical ability of 'Drinking-Through-My-Mask', Which was popularized by Red Mage i believe, As He and Satan both took a deep gulp of the Galactic-colored water....

"...O-oh...Oh my goodness! This is...This is....Beautifull! Its like a Choir of Angels are scrubbing my tongue! The Tanginess of the Lemon is just perfect in tandom with the Sweetness, As the Sour doesnt overwhelm or even make me pucker! I-it 's like a juicy explosion of Sweet Flavors undiscovered and unable to be understood by man as we know it!!"

"Its...Its so calming, and relaxing to my very soul, Purifying my body and relieving me of the heat of a hot summers day yet also providing a taste so unnaturally yummy that i cant begin to describe it!"

(Black Mage! Should you choose to drink Space Lemonade, you must roll a 19 in INT in order to resist the unnatural tastiness and true amazing potential of the delicious and covveted SPACE LEMONADE!! As in, you wont have a mental freak out like Gon or Satan. But you still must concede, this is some yummy stuff.)

"And yet...It tastes so...Familiar." Gon would say, There freak out of how freakin' Delicious Space Lemonade is not lasting on him, as Darkania shrugged. "Meh, Ive drank it so many times my taste buds just dont react to it anymore." She would say, Walking into the Kitchen and Fetching out three or so plate's of Seared Meat.



Ah, The Chimera Steak. Tastes like a Turducken was generically mixed with a Cow, Pig, Dragon and whatever madness you can nab with a Cook Pot and seared to a healthy medium rare. Gon and Satan would quickly sit down at a Table in the Kitchen, With Satan immediately preparing to chow down.

"...L-listen, Miss...Darkania? This is nice and all, But, Were here to battle you, Not really eat with you..." Gon would say, as Satan would shrug and say "Not me, Ill eat with you!" He would say, before Engulfing a healthy bite of Chimera. "Battle? Oh, your one of those holy warriors trying to stop me from taking over the world, right? Why does everyone think they have the power to stop me when there just in a measly party of 3 or 4? Ive slayed armies yet some group of kids with slightly obtuse hair cuts can best me...No Offence meant."


"Eh, Some Taken."


"All Taken." Gon would say in a depressive tone...

"But still, I had you pegged for the next group that was gonna try and kill me, So, I figured the least i could do is give you a full stomach and plenty of time to rest up before a big fight."

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Black Mage followed the others to the room they would be served their food. He took a seat, not exactly feeling any real danged aside the strong magic beside him. And they were served... rather cosmic looking drinks. The mage inspected this "Space Lemonade" as the others already tried it... Just to flinch and nearly drop it over their loud reactions. Really? They were gushing about some drink made from lemons? "... It can't be that good," The wizard stated before pressing the drink... to his face, assumingly where his mouth was under all that darkness...


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"Th-this is impossible! This is the best drink I've ever had! Even the kick from Megalixirs taste like Stale Water compared to this! It's like the entire galaxy is exploding in my mouth! How could mere lemonade possibly be this quenching and uniquely satisfying?!"

Black Mage was caught offguard by how utterly tasty this magnificent drink was! After a moment for him to regain his senses, he looked around and let out a cough. "I mean, that was not bad," Black Mage corrected, probably fooling absolutely no one. He looked down to the steak and wondered if this was nearly as good as the beverage... That is, until the Overlord caught his attention.

"Excuse me, I am the Hero of Light here and I am not some wannabe like these losers. I have defeated the God of all Evil, Chaos, and the devestating Lich with his tendency to spam Instant Kill Spells. And all I needed was a Party of 4, not even as powerful as me.... Though, I may as well be full before I destroy you. Would not want my victory to be ruined by exhaustion," Black Mage corrected, preparing to move to the steak after revealing he already had experience at this job... And apparently is a Hero of Light of all things.

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As Black Mage explained that he was much better than everyone else there, Gon flat lined, glaring at him. "Y-yeah, Just the guy who's paying you for being out here. Nothing important..." Gon said, bringing up the fact he offered items for this guy to come out here and insult him. Oh well, Regardless, Satan was too busy stuffing his face as Overlord Darkania shrugged. "Hey, your like the Eighth Heroes of Light ive killed. I just wanna give you all a chance." She would say, eating delicately much like a lady, despite the Armor that looks like it'd be a +9 to lich Sookiness or something.


Satan, upon finishing his flank of meat, sighed as he patted his full belly. "Ah, Wonderfull...So, what were we doing out here asides eating food?" Satan said, seeming to forget his mission as Gon was, rather defeated. "...D-do you happen to have like, An arena or something? Big expansive area's for fights?" Gon would ask, as Darkania nodded. With a Snap of her fingers, everyone would suddenly teleport into...




...A Pretty Big Arena! 

"W-wait, I thought your tower was deep underground, How did you get an entire Colosseum? Wouldnt it be...Filled with Dirt?"

"Zombie Maids, Buckets, And alot of Patience." She would say, as a quick explanation, As Her minions would gather in the many many rows of this colleseum, Holding Drinks and food by the handfull, A Few Zombie maids walking down with massive mugs of beer for purchase whilst yelling "HOT DOGS AND BEER~! 5 Coins~!" To everyone in the stands.

"So, With all that said, Hopefully you enjoyed the quick visit." Darkania would say, Taking out a Onyx staff, Adorned with many different jewels, Topped by a diamond at the very top of he staff.  "And now...You must die. Nothing personal, Just, Y'know. Overlord buissnes." She would say...The Battle is beginning!


Darkania's Cape expanded wide, Almost like Bat Wings expanding a few feet across from her, as a Dark energy resonated off of her, Causing the dust and dirt to fly off around her,Eyes glowing a Bright Green.




Gon would look up, Turning around to see a group of Prinny's playing a Piano, And a Orc rocking out on the Electric Guitar, With a Zombie Maid drummer, who was playing the battle music. "...What IS your deal with zombie maid's?"


"To be honest, they were on sale, 40 for 10 Coins. So i filed out my entire castle with them. They smell like decomposition, But, Cant argue with bargain store prices."

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"Hehehe, we will see about that," Black Mage laughed darkly with a smirk under his shadow causing hat.... Pointedly ignoring his comrades... until he realized something. "Wait! We are getting a reward?!" Black Mage exclaimed, apparently not even knowing this was an official mission. He was expecting nothing more out of this than beating down some crazy jerk. Well, now he may need to put some actual effort into this fight.

"As if you could beat me. I am the greatest mage on Li. I even have some special tricks no other mage can match. Get a look at this!" Black Mage called out as he cupped his hands and started channeling his magical energy into his hands as he started concentrating a full power magical strike. A magical trick he learned how to perform all by his own with might beyond any he has seen. "Ha-Dou-Ken!" Black Mage called out as he fired a gigantic plasma beam at the overlord. However, knowing better to assume that one blow would do the job, he lifted his left arm quickly after the spell. "Stone!" And, at his call, a giant spiked rock came up in a threat to skewer the Overlord.

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Darkania would stay Still, as Black Mage's Attacks attacked her body, The Massive Hadouken Blast and Stones hitting her Armor as Darkania stumbled back, Making her look up. "...My. You've actually caused damage to my Armor! This, Is a momentous Occasion. For being the first mage in twenty thousand years to deal damage to me, I give you, A Gift," Dakrania would say, as suddenly, the Black Mage would find a Tiny Orb fall from the heavens, and pop like a bubble into his hands, To reveal A Golden Ring with a Brown Gem.

"This...Is the Ring of BS. You can use it to teleport to anywhere on this planet that you are aware of. Except for that one Shaymint Ice Cream store in the Mall, And the Puppy Kennel. Oh, and it only works 5 % Of the time. 15% of the time it sends you into a Black Hole and immediately kills you, The other 80% Causes a massive opera-singing pile of Poo to land on you from the sky.  Hence why its the ring of Bull Sh--"


"Oh quit taunting us already!" Gon would yell, Running up to Darkania and Jumping up, Doing some strange Ninja Flippidy-doo-da's to deliver a Sudden slash of his sword to her neck. "Well fine! Nevermind then, You dont get the Bs Ring!" Darkania said, Causing Black Mage to lose the Ring of Neigh Limitless...Neigh stupidity, as Gon was thrown back by a Magical Pulse.

Satan would proceed to open his Wings, Launching three Black Orbs of Dark Magic at her!


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p_1d20+4=14(Miss. 8%)


p_1d20+4=24(CRIT! 12%)'

With Satan's Punishment orbs flying by, Darkania was hit in the head by one, Making her stumble back. "...No, you dont get a BS Ring. Your friend is very rude." Darkania would say, as Satan rolled his eyes. "I know, right?"

"OH, SO NOW YOU SEE ME??" Gon would ask, as Darkania would flash a bright green.

"Green Dryad, Yggdrasil 5!" The Dark Overlord would say, as Satan raised a brow. "Yggdrasil Five? What does that even-- OH GOD--" Satan would, unfortunately, Get uppercut by a Branch, as a Massive Tree grew from the earth, Massive Logs trying to entangle and ensnare everyone!


(Everyone! Roll a 15 to avoid Yggdrasil Five! If not, you are considered Grappled, and Chained to the Massive Tree. If you  wish to escape, You must roll a 16 in STR or WIS. You get two chances at this!)


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Satan was, first ensnared by the massive tree, Kicking as he was enbraced in the massive wooden Trunk, Raising a Fist and coating it in Wood. "Juggernaut!"


p_1d20+4=24

And suddenly, Smashed Free!


p_1d20+4=9 (Nope.)


p_1d20+2=14 (Nope.)


p_1d20+2=10 (Hah No.)

Gon, however, Would not be so lucky, as he was ensnared deeper inside, unable to free himself from the massive Oak's Wooden Grapple..




Just then, a Tiny Mage would appear next to Darkania, Tapping her Chin. "Overlordess Darkania, Why dont i get a BS Ring?"

"Because i actually care about you."

"Oohhh...Can i Pleeeeeaaassseee eat them when your done fighting them? Preettyy pleeaaasseeee??"

"Lilliana!! They are our Guests!...It'd be rude NOT to eat them."

"Eeeeee~!" Lilliana squee'd, looking at black mage with Sparkly Eyes.

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Darkania
HP: 060%/500%
Status: Surprise, Its a Super Boss!


Gon
HP: 0%/150%
Status:Grappled

Satan
HP:0%/145%
Status: Fine.

Lilliana
HP: Literally doesnt matter
Status: What do black mages taste like?1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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"... I don't need your ring! I can already teleport without those risks! Now I think I should show you more recent tricks," Black Mage replied, his tone changing from annoyed to smug as he neared the end. He did not need that stupid ring anyway and he shall crush her with the power Henry helped him obtain. He cast warp, sensing the spell quickly and teleportin a distance ahead and out of the way of the tree as he channeled more magic to cast a spell. "Haste!" Black Mage called to increase his speed and dodging capability immensely as he was much more acrobaticaly capable now... Not that he wasn't before.

(Haste activated, Black Mage's DEX is increased by 6 for 3 turns.)

"Too bad, there won't be a Black Mage to eat in a moment," Black Mage taunted as he brought out a Blue crystal and held it up. "Job Change! Necromancer!" Black Mage called out as he was enveloped in a bright blue light. As it toned down, his outfit changed to adorn skulls on his clothes and in his hand was a skull adorned book, the Necronomicon. His eyes turned red instead of yellow as he felt great power over the undead and dark magic fill him. "You know, I may just need to check out that Zombie Maid sale. Sounds like a bargain. Hell Raiser!" Black Mage pronounced another spell before firing a flaming skull at the Overlord that would explode into dark energy when it connected.

p_1d20+5(Hell Raiser on Overlord, 22%)

Black Mage
Job: Necromancer
HP: 130%/130%
Shield HP: 40%
Status: Normal

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