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The Icicle Peaks....... It is so horridly cold!!!! How could anyone stand to live in such a frozen wasteland?!?! Yet somehow there are hardy folks up in those mountains.... One particular bunch of aforementioned hardy folks were about to have the worse day of their miserable little lives!!! Nyeheheheeee!!! Let us begin this dastardly tale of this pathetic, worthless, husk of a shanty town met it's woe in the form of a Demon Lord and a Shinigami.......... In the aforementioned horrid frozen wasteland known as the Icicle Peaks, there was a small village...... Barely surviving out in the blizzard, especially with those Starvia chaps always knocking on their door!!! And yet, their spirits were un crushingly high!!! How could this be?!?! This couldn't be allowed to happen!!! So a devilishly handsome ole chap named Gnarl came up with an idear to kill two birds with one stone!! You see, Gnarl's master, Lord Gromgard.... Also known as the Overlord lacked any evil allies in a world with wretched, annoying, blasted heroes around every corner!!! Why just on the very mountain he stationed his base of operations under were two oversized jumping beans hopping too and fro, up and down, and all around the blasted mountain!!! So Gnarl thought

"Why not ask around and have some evil chap and my dark master due a bonding excercise of mass murder?!?! Oh it'll warm my black heart to see them obliterate that oh so annoyingly cheerful town?!?!"

And so the aging {but still roguishly handsome} steward sent word out about how much fun it would be and sent his master to the village........ It was disgustingly colorful!!!! Colored string candle lights plagued the tiny shanty town like a sheep plagues the planet {do not worry, the Overlord plans on exterminating the filthy vermin}!!! The Overlord, clad in large metal armor stood not far away from the encampment impatiently awaiting for his new ally. But alas he couldn't help himself..... The Lord Gromgard was just so thirsty for chaos that less then two minutes of waiting he went into storming the encampment and causing trouble until his ally were to arrive. All he did was point and dozens of little scamps he called minions ran scurrying into the village bashing down anything in their path!!! Oh I was........ Erm I-I-I Gnarl was so proud of them........ Hehe.....

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Throughout the small village the people excuse me peasants aren't people.... Were fleeing in utter horror as the little scamps began slashing, and bashing, and burning, and.... Well all the Blue Minions really did was make a gurgling noise, but still. The minions rode on the backs of the peasants like horses, continually bashing their skulls in the process until they were nothing but lifeless, motionless, trrrrrrrophies!!! The Reds soon began to light the shacks ablaze as the poor helpless peasants screached for help

"HEEEEEELP!!!! Get these lil demons off me!!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

"Oi you can't drink that!!! That's my ale!!! Get outta 'ere yah lil blighters!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!"

"GAAAAH!!!...... YOU DON'T WANT ME!!!..... TAKE ME WIFE AND CHILDREN INSTEAD!!!"

"'Ey...... Don't touch those!! 'Ere 'ighly flamma-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! Ohoho!!!"

The village was pure chaos, nothing but complete disorder..... Oh it was sooooo lovely

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Lucas thinked twice, but why, oh why, he decided to check around a village that is apparently tearing apart.


"MY MIND IS SO STUPID WHY OH WHY OH WHY" is all that he can think of in his mind.

He reached out for a villager that is about to pass out, but he accidentally put them in flames with PK Fire. Something is WRONG with him today.

[TartoonHand94]

The Icicle Peaks… it was so horridly cool! The Ice Climbers seemed to think so. Perhaps it was the fact that they’ve spent just about their whole lives scaling icy summits, or the warmth of the bond they shared or the cryokinesis they had developed, or simply their warm parkas that made them both comfortable in this sub-zero region. If you asked them, chances are they couldn’t decide for themselves either.

What they could decide is that as long as there was still mountain above them, there was still climbing to be done.
But one fateful frosty day, the frigid monotony of their lives work was interrupted by a chilling scream.

“You hear that?” The ice climber in the blue parka asked his partner, his concentration broken by the scream.
“The loud noise?” His partner replied, almost loosening her grip and letting him fall with her distraction.
“Yup.” He confirmed, making a quick deal to climb up on a solid ledge. The ice climbers stood still to listen for more… And without delay more screams came echoing across the mountainside.
“From over there!” the blue pointed in the direction the screams were coming from. Hopping from ledge to ledge with a popping grace that put mountain goats to shame, the Ice Climbers finally found sight of the village in distress.

“Look a village!” the pink parka’d eskimo pointed down the mountain side.
“It’s on fire!” Her partner gasped. While their past experience with fire has been minimal, at least the blue could recognize when there was too much on a house. As minimal as his experience with houses has been.

Had anyone in the village looked up at the mountain, away from the disarray and chaos surrounding them, they would catch a glimpse of a very rare sight: Ice Climbers climbing Down a mountain.
The duo landed just in time for the pink to put a villager on fire out… by freezing.
“What’s going on?” He asked a panicking Lucas he found.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Little did the intrepid heroes know that they were being observed, but from where, not even they knew, because the next thing that happened was the sound of a pair of detached demon wings spinning in the far distance and buildings being demolished by those very same wings which caused even more panic and discord, causing innocent civilians to scream and flee alerting the heroes to the presence of someone more monstrous and possibly here to collect some souls and possibly maim countless more in the name of demonic self-mutilation.

"Ahh... Nothing makes me feel better than enjoying a chilling bloodbath and mocking people with some puns on the side." an ominously calm and collected voice said as a man flew up out of the carnage he currently wrought, observing the heroes whilst preparing to slaughter civilians in literal cold blood, his vantage point unreachable for now unless he landed from launching his wings like a buzzsaw blade to bisect people.

WIS ROLL: 8-2=6{pathetic perception in the air.}
CHA ROLL: 20-2=18{making a very intimidating impact that makes even the GEATHJERK armada look tame.}

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Oh, what a lovely sight the smoldering village was!!! It brings a tear to an evil eye... Truly it does! All the screeching villagers, the rampaging minions, just sheer unending chaos!!! But, oh damn!!! Of coarse, this should have been expected!!!...... The burning village actually caught the attention of wretched heroes!!! Let us book mark that disgusting topic for the moment. The Dark Lord hasn't yet noticed them, he's still massacring the peasants and taking charge of his Browns and sending them ransacking through the village until.... What's this?......

RagIHsNep_1d20+0 (Brown Minion's perception in seeing the demon)

The Browns noticed something in the air!!!

"What that master?!" One of the Browns pointed into the snowy air in confusion of what he thought he saw

p_1d20-4 (on if it intimidates the minions)

Soon the other Browns saw the what it was and they became a bit intimidated at the sight. A couple of them stopped attacking the villagers and began to stare at the being with intrigue and so much fear they nearly widdled themselves!!! Nyehehe!!

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Lucas thinks quickly, then starts to run over to a Brown minion to attack.


STR ROLL= 15-1 = 14 (Kicks = Roundhouse kick, hook kick, roundhouse kick, deals 3%, 2%, and 4% respectively)

"T-the eskimos.. w-whatever...! H-help me with beating these guys up..!" Lucas called out to the two Ice Climbers. Guess it's only the three of them saving the village.

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Lucas
Damage: 0%
Status: Normal

[TartoonHand94]

“He’s Popo.” Nana introduced her partner to Lucas.
“ She’s Nana.” Popo introduced his partner to Lucas.
“And we’re Ice Climbers!” They introduced themselves in unison to Lucas with a high five to each other.
(nFETqnnkp_1d20 Popo’s wise awareness of the demon.)
(p_1d20+2 Nana’s wise awareness of the demon.)
Far in the distance, the sound of a pair of detached demon wings spinning was heard by the ice climbers. Despite their ears being covered by their parkas and the snowy fog curtaining the chaos around them, their sharpened eyes spotted the foul abominable source of the sound enclosing from the distance.
(p_1d-1 Popo’s intimidation of the demon.)
(p_1d-2 Popo’s intimidation of the demon.)
The all too terrifying sight of the dastardly demon did little to strike a chill into the ice cold hearts of the ice climbers. 

“Beat them up?” Popo scratched his head at Lucas’s instructions. He looked over his shoulder to consult Nana with an indecisive glance. Nana answered with a face that mirrored his. Popo turned back toward Lucas.
“Yup!” she agreed. “Hup hup!” he pepped Nana, as they armed themselves with their mighty wooden mallets.
The duo charged the horde of demons, mallets a swung.
(p_1d20+5 The Ice Climbers’ Hammer Swing Together. Does 6% Damage.)
(p_1d20+5 The Ice Climbers’ Hammer Swing Together. Does 6% Damage.)
(p_1d20+5 The Ice Climbers’ Hammer Swing Together. Does 6% Damage.)

	Popo	Nana
Damage	0%	0%
Status:	Normal	Normal

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[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"I think that you heroes need to be honored by my presence, after all, I am the high noble." Jedah thought to himself without goin into pungeon master mode, though he may as well help his fellow villainous buddy and get his minions out of the predicament that they were in.

From his vantage point, he took careful aim and stealthily threw some of his own blood at the back of the boy from nowhere.
CON ROLL: 16+2=18{Blood poison on Lucas, 75% chance of successfully poisoning if it connects.}

He would then silently glide until he was right above the boy giving a small smile as he waited for his presence to be felt as he looked down upon the humans.