[Coolshaymin]

Harvest Acres, home to the Life Sphere's crops as well as the last seen place of the medicine thief. It is also home to Cynthia's Ice Cream Farm because they could not get her off their supplies. Regardless, there was no clear sign of the thief at the moment but hopefully she is still around. No one reported seeing him leave so it's a safe bet he is hiding somewhere admist the crops.

"Just because I am a moon rabbit does not mean I am going to eat their crops. I know there is a food shortage but kicking me out was a little rash..." a lone girl with rabbit ears was talking to herself. She looked back at the farm a little troubled by the recent event but gave up on it after a moment. What is she supposed to do now?

READY?
GO!

[PolarStarQuote]

Boy, i sure hope these crops like the taste of methane gas exhaust all over them, cause this car runs on nothing but! Bowser drove himself through the somber Harvest acres with huge loud machine making a big ol' ruckus to draw everyone's attention to the giant lizard man. Bowser then hopped out of his car, parking it in place as he stomped his way over by the bunny girl....And started looking around.


"I was told they'd be here. Especially that ginger-punk Ganondork! Hello?! Anyone?!?!" Bowser asked, not realizing the small bunny girl was right next to him. Must be that terrible turtle-vision. Either way, what a great intro for a stealth mission Bowser.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"good thing I head that voice of a persistant evil reptilian with a fondness of kidnapping the only princess because he likes her. But here I am, only doing this because I seek to find my joke weapons so I can tear up my enemies like a keyblade master and save you the trouble of stealing my gig." a rather sullen voice said as Ganondorf came into Bowser's line of sight, a fist clenched because he was clearly opposed towards working with the koopa king unless there was some form of benefit for a possible battle in the near future.

"Nice car, plan on racing Mario or Link in it in the next Mario Kart competition?" the gerudo warlord added in a snarky tone, hoping to get a rise out of Bowser just to see what his reaction would be. "but anyway, it seems as though we are forced to work together, though I loathe the prospect of doing so against my better judgment, and especially since our client is a lunar rabbit girl from a dimension that doesn't have anything going for it other than the ludicrous amount of characters and bullet hell, I think it might be good for some laughs." Ganondorf said with a grimmace that clearly held back a chuckle at the expense of their client for the time being.

[Coolshaymin]

Oh well, maybe this route was hopeless. She may need to find some other way to... What was that sound? Reisen watched as a big purple car drove by into a farm of all places with... A really big turtle jumping out and... Oh god! Reisen quickly jumped back as the giant landed right where she was just standing. That was uncomfortably close...

"Hey! Watch where you are jumping! You could of landed on me!" the moon rabbit called out Bowser. The large and somewhat intimidating brute... Wait, what was he going on about? He is acting like he is meeting some people here... Why would he...? Before she could continue that train of thought, someone else walked up to them.... What was he going on about?

"... Key... blades? Working together? Client?" the lunar being clearly had no idea what Ganondorf was going on about. Especially odd for Ganondorf to say client when Nurse Joy sent them out here. She... did not accidently use her eyes on him did she?... wait... what was that last part?

"Wait, did you just insult my world? How do you even know about it? And what are you even talking about? The only part that actually made sense was the Danmaku!" Reisen seemed to be getting angry with him... until she realized something. "Wait, so you guys are the ones who stole my medicine?"

"Then I am just going to have to break up this meeting with the power of my lunatic eyes!" Reisen went on to threaten... May be a good idea to clear up the confusion. It would seem the hospital was not the only people that had their medicine stolen.

[PolarStarQuote]

"Well well well! If it aint the King of Ego himself! What, was Link too busy to hand you your hairy butt on a silver platter again?? Going by whatever your blabbering on about, sounds like he gave you some real bad head-damage, Punk." Bowser said, immediately getting on the aggressive as he pushed a clawed finger against ganon's chestplate. "And speakin' of hair, do you plan on challenging up-a beauty contest with those long-locks of yours??" Bowser said, making fun of the fact of Ganon's hair being ludicrous in size, clearly more than enjoying this-here banter, but then suddenly turning to the sound of Reisen.


"Eh? Something th--" Looking down, Bowser noticed the red eyes before waving his arms in protection. "Woah, woah, wooooaahh there bunny! We're here to help steal back the medicine from whoever stole it first. Me and Red-head back there just have a bit of...'History'" Bowser said, snickering in a low tone. "So, how about you tell us where the thief is, we'll go pound them into sausage and be on our way for a paycheck, eh?"

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Likewise if you actually hailed from the console represented by a Neptunia character. So the 'history' that Mr. Koopa guy is refering to is something that I think to be a disaster in the making as it was effective, in short; the subspace emissary incident." Ganondorf said, effectively leaning on the 4th wall by referencing the Moe anthropomorphism of nintendo in blanc/white heart from a PS3 title of all things.

"Just pay our rivalry no heed and tell us who was responsible for the trouble so we can make them say uncle and lock them up. And Bowser, I don't intend to fight you over this, but you, Eggman, and K. Rool need to stop bickering amongst youselves and pool your efforts in actually helping the populace, arena fights only so we can keep up appearances to keep that rivalry between the two of us established. And who knows, maybe we can cripple K. Rool's grip slightly in capturing any Team Plasma grunts that wander out into the open." the gerudo warlord added, giving a furtive nod to Bowser in hopes that he would know what the heck Ganondorf was getting at.

{the 4th wall leaning was done by me to make this post a bit of a funny one, despite not being terribly long in comparison to the PolarStarQuote and Hades banter.}

[Coolshaymin]

"... Oh! You two are Bowser and Ganondorf. I thought he was exaggerating..." Reisen figured out as her eyes stopped glowing. Just then, the sound of a familiar voice came from somewhere around the bunny girl's chest... "Actually, I think you will find we solved that matter already. Besides, me and Bowser have some history working together in the past so it's not that hard to imagine we came to an agreement. For now though, my other associate has matters to explain," Eggman's voice spoke through... Apparently connecting him to this girl somehow...

"Right. I saw the thief heading into the barn. The problem is though that the local farmers won't let me in... And I doubt you two are going to have much better luck," Reisen explained to the two tyrants, as the third tyrant probably already knew. Sure enough, the barn was surrounded by several kinds of species that were helping out. Probably best to not start a barnhouse brawl in the Life Sphere if you value freedom... and consciousness. It was somewhat difficult to make them out from this far away.

[PolarStarQuote]

"..." Bowser stared in complete disbelief at trying to understand what Ganondorf was saying. He knew he wasnt nearly as smart as most people, but every last word of what Ganondorf said just went right over the koopa king's horns, as he twitched a little. Whatever he was discussing was...frying Bowser's brain, so, Bopwser just shook his head, ignoring what he was going on about. "Nevermind, forget it, whatever!" Bowser said, throwing his hands up as he heard a familiar voice. Thank god, something to get away from whatever religious jargle ganondorf was going on about. Oh thank Blanc! Though im more partial to Vert, personally.

...

I mean, Vert just has so much more character that i can appreciate in the form of a motherly yet still nerd--



"SPEAKING OF NERDS, GET ON IT WITH QUOTE! Im not paying you to sit around and obsess over your Non-appable waifu!"


...Fine. Bowser Looked to the sound of Eggman, sighing in thank's to whatever gods listen, as he started speaking to it. "Hey, Egghead! Are you still working on the songs for our...Er...'Secret Project'?" Bowser asked, raising a brow, before looking at Ganondorf. "Speaking of which, I need to discuss a boy-band proposition with you after this." Bowser said, befre clapping his claws together, as Reisen explained the situation. 

While bowser was sure the idea of just walking in and trying to attack anything that looked at him ugly was a bad idea for anyone else, he remembered the fact that he was Bowser! This would be easy! "When someone doesnt let you in, you just wind your fist back and punch your way through the door! I mean, thats how i usually break into the mushroom kingdom. Lets go!" Bowser said, probably going to go through and start punching if no one stopped him. Which, considering his frontal confidence, was probably easy with a tug of his tail or shell.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"I shudder to think what might happen if Bowser actually does what I think he might do, if there were a way to make those farmers sleep without alerting the police to the area, I would be game with that idea. Either way, I feel we should play along with the koopa king whilst keeping him from causing too much mayhem; what say you on this lunar rabbit girl?" Ganondorf said as he begrudgingly walked towards the barn after Bowser.

[Coolshaymin]

"Why, yes, my brutish cofounder. The secret project is going just splendidly. Soon they shall all see how great we truly are!" Eggman declared as he... appeared where the bunny girl was previously. The lunar rabbit just seemed to vanish without a trace and Eggman took her place. "No need to be so hasty, Bowser. We can get in without making the Life Sphere more against us they already are. Just follow my lead," the brilliant doctor insisted before running ahead of Bowser and towards a very fat looking goomba at the front of the barn.

"... Oh! Lord Bowser and Dr. Eggman! I did not know you would be coming to the farms!" the chubby goomba greeted as he just sat there blocking the doors from opening. "How is that top secret plan coming along, Doctor?"

"Very well, I just need to go out for some supplies soon to finish it."