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And so, this seems a familiar sight. Wily forced out of his own fortress, sitting on the outside of the Wily Machine Li as he awaited a ninja made of bread and a fellow man of the science community, while the sounds of an obvious rampage were going on inside the fortress loudly. Mettaurs were running out with there heads ablaze from Barebeque man's rampage, others attacked with blasters as they were gathering outside, awaiting Wily's orders on what to do next.


"Hmph! Try to do something good for once, and this is what happens! You know, i was hoping if this worked out, i;d be accepted with open arms, but nooooOOOOoooo! Robots with personality turn evil! Obviously!"


Of course, this was interrupted, with Rodrio Varinio Sniprilo Joermano appearing behind him. "Whazaah i say, Whazzah! Doctor Wily, have you forgot of your secret project in the basement??"

"...Aw Crap Baskets..."

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Meanwhile, in the deepest part of the Wily Fortress...

"TRAGEDY HAS BEEN CAUSED. INTIALIZING BOOT UP SEQUENCE OF DWN. 9-2, 10-2, 11-2, 12-2, 13-2, 14-2, 15-2, AND 16-2."

"BEGINNING MEMORY RECREATION PROCESS FOR 13-2...STARTING...STARTING...."

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MISSION START!

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Behind Wily the wind grew strong and it almost looked like a figure was seen from afar, the figure was small and was wearing a bandanna judging by how it's around the figures head, waving around due to the wind, a few minutes later, the figure disappeared and he would appear behind Wily, Ninjabread Man. "Greetings." He said softly as he bowed down at Wily. "You must be Wily, I am Ninjabread Man, student of my Sensei and enemy of the Muffin King." Ninjabread Man said as he wondered about the mission.

"So, were hunting down six robots with a third member of this duo that will soon to be trio?"

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Cortex soon arrived albeit late to the party.  At the time he was currently in the process of rebuilding one of his most precious creations.  The one that he soon learn to never leave home without.  That dashing red hoverboard of his.  It did exponentially better than this cheap hunk of junk that was currently strapped to his back.  He'd sooner send it careening out of his window and onto the streets to later explode if it weren't for the fact that it enabled him to travel faster.  It could do so much more.  Built in force fields, auto balance,  and that oh so ludicrous speed it could create.  The schematics had been finished and he was ready to begin rebuilding it from the scratch when he became noted of this very mission.  A doctor needing help reclaiming his fortress.  Oh, of course Neo would be lending a hand in this job, silly!  Not so much lending as much as he would be taking...

Hot expulsions of air lowered it's creator to the ground.  The doctor took a moment to fix his hair, patting it back in place, before making his way over to the group, hands locked behind his back as he made his way forward with a hunch.  He carried his usual glum expression, beard hiding most of his mouth say for his lower lip, looking as unamused as one could look in a wasteland like this.  He was rather curious as to the occasion but had a solid method of hiding all his inner emotions, if he even had any.  Wily's machine caught the eye of Cortex, taking a few moments to look over it rather harshly as if giving him a grade on it.  One of the other scientist known in the Life Sphere.  Like they needed any more.  More eco-friendly yuppy guppies who think that building a greenhouse with mechanical plants will save them all.  Holding his trigger-finger in place during a meeting was nearly impossible.  He merely went to show that at least it looked like he cared about the future of everyone.  Enough to keep the entirety of brilliant and keep what resources he could obtain from them in a steady flow.  As if that would ever be enough.

"Well, if it isn't the doctor himself,"  Cortex spoke in rather mocking tone, "have you forgotten your keys at this hour?"  A few steps were made past his machine, holding his back to him as he continued to speak and viewing the skeletal lab.  "I must say it is nice to meet you outside the bubble.  It can become quite stuffy in there..."  His voice trailed off as if he suddenly said something he shouldn't have.  Several seconds pasted before he spoke again, turning back this time to face Wily.  The odd green robot in the background came into his view before he could say something.  It was an eyesore.  He looked from the minion to his creator, "I can see you have a rather eccentric talent."  How much longer till he could plunder this laboratory and leave?

Oh and yes, the cookie was here.  It only made Cortex want a glass of milk.

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Dr. Wily's mustache trembled a little at the sight of the walking-talking cookie ninja. The nightmare's of crumbs remained burned in wily's mind for all the cookie's he has slayed in his lifetime. Lets just hope the gingerbread man didnt notice. "..And i thought i was running out of ideas for characters." Wily said, before shaking his head. "Sorry, nevermind, Yes! Currently 6 of my robot masters are making a mess of my home back there, and i need to go get them to be beaten up, so i can re-wire them to be the resource making robots they were made to be! Instead of, you know. Eeeevil." wily said, sneering over behind them.



And then there was Neo Cortex. Wily didn't like the look of this guy, he got a bad mojo vibe as wily sneered his eyebrows at Neo. "Ill have you know, i have my keys right here! Its just that my robots have turned against me! It happens! And further m--"


"Quanza! I, Sniperio Joe...Io, Have come to declare that my dear master is just as incompetent as he sounds!"


"SHUT IT! Anyways, I will be joining you here in this quest of extravagant battles against my own creations, my flesh and blood! Now, lets go before Sniperio makes a fool of himself some more." Wily said, grumbling as he hoped into his Giant Robot Machine, and activated it to walk into his fortress, going right into the front door, and arriving at the entrance room, surrounded by bright metal, with 6 separate teleporters on the wall. 


"I'd have to imagine each of them are in a separate teleporter! So, which robot master should we go after first??" Wily asked, as the screens above the teleporters revealed separate camera's, which showed each of the robot masters going about and breaking everything in sight.

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Remaining Robot masters;

Coffe Man!

Candy Man!

Wheat Man!

Jungle Man!

Barbeque Man!

Pure Man!

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Ninjabread Man just shrugged at Wily when he mentioned that he was running out of ideas before another doctor appeared, this time it was Dr Neo Cortex who seemed to have a history with Wily, Ninjabread Man just stood there and watched the two as Wily explained what was going on and said that he will be join the two with taking down the six robots. "We will gladly accept you joining our party, three will be better then two." Ninjabread Man said as he spoke again. "Now let us begin this mission and slay these robots." Ninjabread Man said as he followed Wily into the fortress and revealed six teleport's & cameras where the robots are seen.

Guessing that the teleporters will take them near one of the six robots, Ninjabread Man quickly got an idea and looked back at Cortex & Wily.

"May I suggest slaying the more difficult robots first to get them over with, Mr Wily, which robots do you think were the most powerful to you before they went rogue?"

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Cortex gave a small laugh.  What a fool.

The mad doctor quietly made his way in with the group.  He looked around as if he was window shopping, browsing the internals of Wily's fortress.  It was quite impressive.  With the grand-scale of it he certainly had a lab to work with.  While what they experimented and tested were different, Cortex had made some machines in his time.  Oh, you know, time machine and all.  He admired the technical wizardry until they reached the teleporters. 

He agreed with the cookie, "It would make this expedition much easier.  Which is it, Wily?"

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Dr. Wily tapped his chin as he was given the Request for the "Hardest" of them. But for him, they were all hard! Well, except for Wheat Man. Wily then ducked inside his machine, blindfolded his eyes and threw a Pen at a random teleporter, which went through, hitting barbeque man in the head. "There we go, Were going barbequeing!" Wily said, charging for the Firey Robot Master's teleporter...

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Currently on the Large Junk-yard behind Wily's Fortress, stood a charcoal-black robot master, with two flame thrower hands, and eyes bright red as he was currently incinerating the metals around the Junk Yard. "Ok, who threw that Pen at me?! Was it you?! Huh?! HUH?!" The rather insane robot master said, as Wily blinked, coming into its sight.


"...Helloooooo" Wily said, waving as the BBQ Robot Master roared, ready for a fight...




BBQ MAN

HP:0%

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Ninjabread Man shaked his head as he followed Wily into the portal where it will take them to the first and difficult battle in the fortress, which was located just in a graveyard outside his fortress, Ninjabread Man and Wily were teleported to it as they looked up to the robot, preparing for battle.

"He looks like a wise foe, but he'll be no match for us."

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Cortex watched as Wily sent a pen across the room, landing in one of teleporters before vanishing. Things were taking a different route than what he thought. He prepared himself, taking out his ray gun and keeping it in stand-by before entering the machine.

The junkyard could be useful for scrap. There very well could be some pieces of equipment intact here. Surely Wily wouldn't mind if the good doctor had a look around. The thought of window shopping was interrupted by the shouting of a ticked-off robot. The black and red mix of metal made him pause for a moment. Flamethrowers for hands. A rather interesting choice. More destructive than he thought for a robot who was made to create artificial meats. He, assuming it was programmed to be a male due to the "Man", could still be put to good use once reprogrammed, seeing as he was able to incinerate all the metals around them. Cortex gave a small smirk before readying his ray gun, willing to take the first shot when it was called.

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"....Well?! Attack!" Wily said, looking at Ninjabreadmin and Cortex, confused as to why they stood there glaring angrily at the firey robot, while BBQ Man shurgged. "Honestly, pretty content with just sitting ar--"

"YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THIS ANYMORE!! Forget it! Rocket punch!!" Wily said, before using the Wily Machine Li's fist as a projectile, launching it at the Robot Master, making BBQ Man scream a confused "What?!" Before trying to dodge...


|0C5RGnyp_1d20+3=22


He did not, as the rocket fist sent BBQ Man launching off onto a heap of junk...Before suddenly, cannon fire was heard, as a huge fireball headed for the group!!


(Everyone!; Roll a 16 to dodge the BBQ Fireball! If not, you take 10 damage, and Guaranteed burn for 3 turns!)


p_1d20-2=8

Dr.wily was hit, flying back into the wall fo the wily fortress, rising back up and adjusting his eyebrows. This...Got real.

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Dr.Wily
HP:0%
Status: Ok!

Wily Machine Li
HP:10%
Status: Burned! (3 turns)




BBQ Man
HP:16%
Status: Ok!)
1d20·1d20

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Ninjabread man turned towards Wily, who wanted him and Cortex to attack BBQ Man, the Gingerbread nodded before racing towards BBQ man in an attempt to slice him with his sword, however BBQ Man quickly did an attack on him and Cortex which tried to burn him, fortunately Ninjabread Man was prepared for what was about to happen.

"I'm not getting burned tonight."

3BTrMK9jp_1d20+4(Ouch.)

But he did, Ninjabread Man fell before getting up and shooting three stars at BBQ man.

"Time for you to get sliced."

p_1d20+4(Ninjabread Stars > BBQ Man: If hit, he'll gain 10% damage.)

p_1d20+4(^)

p_1d20+4(^)

p_1d20-1(Bad start.)


Ninjbread Man: 10%
Burnt: Eight Turns1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20+4·1d20-1

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Cortex groaned.  They almost had him dormant for a moment.  So much for the easy way.

ddZZ3lbvp_1d20-1=11



Barbecue Man's fireball caught the doctor by surprise, knocking him back and off his feet.  The fire had singed part of his lab coat and he was frantic to pat it out, slapping it with gloved hands.  Once it was extinguished, Cortex stood up, took hold of his gun, and fired a barrage of shots the robot.

p_1d20  +5=11 (Ray Gun, 8%)
p_1d20+5=8 (Ray Gun, 8%)
p_1d20+5=22 (Ray Gun, 8%)

Digging into his coat, he pulled out a small vial filled with green and sealed.  He smirked at it, watching the fire's light bend off of the glass before taking off the end of the toxic container and hurling it at the BBQ machine.  This would be fun to watch.

p_1d20+5=9 (Brio Beaker, 10% and will lower CON mod by two for two posts if hit.)

Dr. Neo Cortex
10%
Burned (-2 STR and 1% DMG for three posts)

1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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BBQ Man raised up his arms angrily. "Haha! Now Roast, roast in the fires of charcoal and fine spices! Im gonna sm--" Before getting shunked in the head by a ginger bread Ninja Star, making the firey robot master look on in angry disbelief, narrowing its eyes. "...Are...you serious?" It asked, before then seeing Cortex trying to fire at it, making the Robot Master cross its flamethrowers forward, blocking against the first shot, and then beginning to run, getting hit by the second dead on as it ran further away.


Wily then lunged out, raising the Wily Machine Li's arms and trying to smash the robot master into the ground. "Attaaaaaack!!!"

EcMJTv1Gp_1d20+2=8


Unfortunately, BBQ Man lungd back, jumping onto the Wily Machine Li's fist, aiming its flame throwers onto the phallus pit and unleashing a point-blank blaze on Wily! Wily stumbled back, squeaking. "Aaahhhh!!!! I mean, even though my machine is so armored it doesn't hurt, still, Aaahhhhh!!" Wily said, as BBQ Man then turned around, ramming its arms into the ground, as a cannon appeared from its back, and launched....Steak.


(Cortex and Ninja Bread Man! Roll a 15 to avoid the Steak Bombardment!! If not, you get slapped with artificial steak.)

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BBQ Man

HP:42%

Status: Ok!

Dr.Wily

HP:0%

Status: Ok!



Wily Machine Li

HP:23%

Status: Burned! (2 turns)
1d20

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Ninjabread Man looked back at BBQ Man when it asked if he was being serious by throwing ninjabread stars at him. "Yes." Ninjabread Man simply said as he took out his sword. "Now be sliced by the ninja of ginger." Ninjabread Man said as he charged towards BBQ man and tried to slash him with his sword.


TZCqEysxp_1d20+3(Ninjabread Sword > BBQ Man: If hit, he'll gain 9% damage.)

p_1d20+3(^)

p_1d20+3(^)

After using his sword he tried to dodge the steak he threw at him.

p_1d20+4(Ow.)

Ninjabread Man just looked back at the BBQ Man.

"Really?"

Ninjabread Man: 12%
Burnt: Seven Turns1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+3·1d20+4

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His attempts at corroding the machine was a miss while his ray gun was getting the job done. It was always one of his better creations. He aimed his gun up at the machine but was stopped by the motion of turning into a cannon. Cortex watched in between the moment it took to fire and the moment to realize it was aiming for him.

ML156386p_1d20-1= The best-est of rolls.

The steak smacked him square in the face.  He stumbled back before it fell off of him.  A look of astonishment followed as he looked down at it before back up at the BBQ machine.  Well, he had to hand it to Wily, it worked.

p_1d20+5=11 (Remote Mine, will deal 16% and will set itself if it misses.)
p_1d20+5=21 (Remote Mine, will deal 16% and will set itself if it misses.)

Cortex responded with an explosive attack of his own.  He pulled out a mine before arming it before tossing it and doing the same with another.  He had the remote in his free hand for when they were ready.

Dr. Neo Cortex
11%
Burned (-2 STR and 1% DMG for two posts)

1d20·1d20·1d20