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"My name is Berri, and you must of already know about the strangest week I had just awhile ago, it started out usual, I was exercising in my house and cleaning it most of the day when my no good but sweet drunken boyfriend Conker left me a voice message saying that he was going to be late coming back home, I waited of course...But he never came, instead I got in ties with some Weasel mafia but because of that mafia I reunited with my boyfriend, who actually changed after disappearing for awhile...

And then I died...

I was shot multiple times before falling on the ground of some laboratory in that Panther King's castle, it turned out he got some parasite alien inside of him from a distant planet which quickly killed him, my boyfriend of course killed him as my body floated out in the vacuum's in space...I was floating there...For a very long time, waiting to be revived by Conker, but he never did.


And in my sadness, it costed him his happiness, and now he's on this planet."




In a snowy forest of one area in Star Piece Meadow, someone was running around in pain, eventually after awhile he saw what appeared to be a road. "Thank god, thank freaking god I found a road, I hope it leads me to a town where I can say uncensored swears again." The figure said as he clutched his arm in pain. "That damn Don Weaso, him and his goddamn problems." The figure said as he ran onto the road, and saw a vehicle coming towards him.




"Hey, hey, over WH---" Before he could say anything else, the vehicle hit him, causing him to be launched in the sky for a brief minute before falling on the ground.


Dead.


The vehicle stopped as two other figures came out of it and walked towards the now dead third figure as one of them shined it's light on the corpse to reveal, a member of the Weasel mafia, of course the two figures, Riley Dmitri and Penny Benson were unaware of his origins. "Great, we killed someone, and before the mission too, strange, why didn't he turn back into a trophy after we accidentally hit him?" Penny said inspecting the corpse, wearing a yellow hoodie. "Must of not been important, we can't let Henry or Lemres find out, they'll be put off by us and think were chaotic people, I got an idea." Riley said as Penny turned back towards Riley.


"You have a new invention?" Penny said as Riley spoke. "What, no, we use a cloak and cover him up, we just saw it's food from this car we rented, at the end of the mission we'll bury him." Riley said as Penny got up and nodded. "Right, were doing a classic, hiding the body from plain sight." Penny said as the two ran towards the truck and pulled out a cloak before walking back over to the corpse and covering him up before throwing the corpse back into the corpse.


"Peace of cake." 

[Rina]

Seems this was the third time Lemres ended up here. Guess stars and comets really can't get away from each other, huh? Flying back to the meadow was practically relying on pure instinct. He didn't show up early enough to witness the hit and run, though. And he wasn't too close to the ground to notice it happen either. Once he got to the meadow once more, he descended down to the grassy plains and got off his broom. Wouldn't you know, it's two allies he recognized in an earlier mission.

"Well well, seems I'm with a couple of familiar faces."

Current Form: Normal

[PolarStarQuote]

...Huh, it seems a bit quiet. Maybe it was just a one per--




"Hey, i like your face, can i skin it?"


Gah! Henry was...somehow right behind Lemres, definitely breaking the bubble of comfort for being directly behind him, breathing down his neck. Henry rook a step back, clutching his usual Flux tome under his arm, grinning in his usual sick kind of way.



"Sorry, was i close? I can never tell sometimes. Im a regular Yamdoore. Whatever that means." He says, smiling happily....way too happy to be working. "Hehe, well, my name is Henry! Hey, we look kinda similar..You got the mage and closed eye kinda look, same as me~!" Henry seemed very happy about this. this will be fun.

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As Riley and Penny walked towards the cloaked covered corpse, they heard a familiar voice from behind them which made both of there eyes widen, slowly they turned around to notice Lemres, and Henry, who was using his classic tone of dark humour. "Oh, Lemres." Riley said as Penny looked at Henry. "Other mage, welcome to the mission." Penny said as she looked back at the truck. "Don't mind what you saw, we actually hit a Waddle Dee while driving here, were planning to bury it once this mission finishes." Penny said as Riley took out a small portable device.

"Speaking of the mission, let's track down this squirrel using this rader device I made." Riley said as he looked down at the rader, which showed four dots near a green cylinder, he soon notices another dot running towards the group. "That's strange, there's another coming towards us." Riley said as he heard a bush rustling near him, causing him to take out his daggers, Penny took out her gun before aiming it towards the bush.

"Brace yourselfs."

"The group prepared for what was to come, unaware that the target was friendly, to them at least."



The figure appeared from the bush, looking dizzy and having bloodshot eyes. "So dizzy...Need...Hangover cure." The squirrel sad, before falling on the ground, having fell asleep.

"Did he just, faint?"

"We should put him in the truck before he freezes to death."

[Rina]

"Bwaaah!"

After that whisper, Lemres felt a chill he didn't want and jumped back into his broom, inadvertently stepping on it the wrong way and smacking himself on the back of his head. Ouch. Henry didn't just pop his personal bubble, he made it freakin' explode. When hit, his personal candy stash scattered all over the ground. At least they're wrapped.

"I-I didn't need that scare right now!"

After a deep breath to recollect himself and picking up the candy, he took a good look(?) at the other mage that's coming along. White hair, eyes always shut... Wait a second, isn't Lemres an only child? Did he have a cousin he wasn't aware about? Did some mad scientist splice Lemres and Schezo's DNA to make him? No, that's silly. Brief moment of confusion after, he fixed his hat and kindly introduced himself. Well, Henry did give him his name.

"You may call me Lemres. The pleasure is mine, Henry~"

Once the pleasantries are done, he turned back to Riley and Penny, both of which he's met before. Observing what they're searching for, his attention shifted towards the squirrel shuffling about and collapsing. Uh oh. This could be the guy they're looking for and he might not make it if not given attention.

"Agreed. He doesn't look too good."

Current Form: Normal

[PolarStarQuote]

"Aww, alright then. Scouts honor, my scares will be...Well, as they say... 'scarce'~!" Henry punned, laughing happily at his own play on words. Wait, did this guy spill candy all over the place? Gaius also spilled candy all over the place when henry scared him. "Hey, do you know Gaius? He's candy obsessed too, you'd get along! That, or he'd probably try and steal it all from you. Gyahahaha~!"


Oh hey, giant squirrels. Henry kind of forgot those existed around here. "Looks like he's been drinking too much ale..." Henry said, giving his diagnosis as he shuffled forward. "Its okay little guy, we'll get you all better~" Henry said, pating Conker's passed out head. Henry always liked animals, and this certainly was no acception. henry tried to deadlift Conker up, to put him in the back of the truck. Just like usual henry, dispose of the body!


Henry didnt even notice the ran-over person as he tossed conker ontop of him, smiling as he looked back.

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After the whole scene of Lemres freaking out when Henry scared him with Henry soon after promising Lemres that he won't do it again, Riley spoke back at the two. "Well that's a nice promise and everything, but we really should get this squirrel in the car before something bad happens." Riley said as he looked back at Penny, who was struggling picking him up. "I don't get it, he's small enough to grab, but heavy to lift around." Penny said as Henry happily did her job for her.

Unfortunately the mage placed him on the wrong area of the car which was the top of the corpse.

"Uhh, nice job." Riley said as blood started to leak out from under the cloak as Conker moved around before Penny spoke again, "But we need him in the backseat, not outside of it." Penny said as she opened the window to the inside of the car and together she and Riley rolled Conker into the backseat of the car before closing the window again, as they did so they heard Conker talk in his sleep.

"No...Not in there you stupid fu---"

They closed the window before they could finish before jumping off the car, with Penny almost slipping on the blood in the process. "Ok, now that's dealt with my scanner indicates that a large group of people are nearby in the forest this way." Riley said pointing to the right side of the forest as he looks at it. "Do you think it could be the mafia group that's after the squirrel?" Penny said as Riley nodded before taking out his daggers.

"Prepare yourselves Henry and Lemres, we could be having a harsh battle at this rate, Penny, it's best you stay here and make sure the squirrel doesn't run off, or get taken by hidden mafia members." Riley said as Penny loaded up her gun. "Got it Riley." Penny replied as she walked into the car soon after, while Riley started to run into the woods. "Lets go you two." Riley said as he continue to walk into the forest.

"Be careful, we could run into them any m---




"Hey...So what are you three fellas doing out in a harsh winter night such as these ones?"

A member of the Weasel Mafia stands in front of Riley.

[Rina]

...Was that a pun just now?

Lemres proceeded to answer Henry's question. There's another guy out there with an affection for sweets? Interesting. "I don't, but I'll be sure to keep an eye on him." Though whether he'll have to protect his stash or not is up in the air. He kept that last bit ambiguous. "Say, I bet you'll be able to strike a conversation with Yu and Rei. They're a pair of ghosts that have a great fondness of puns."

Back to the issue at hand. Once Conker got loaded up in the wrong place, something started to feel off. Was that...blood? No, that can't be...could it?

"Hey uh...what was that in the-"

Suddenly, mafia! Lemres turned around to see a weasel behind him. This is a mafia member? The outward appearance didn't seem mafia-like in his mind, but who knows? Lemres has his wand ready, getting wary of what the guy's up to.

[PolarStarQuote]

Henry really didnt mind the fact Conker was moved from where he threw him. Henry didnt even seem to mind the apparent blood the body squirted when the weight was pushed on it. I guess henry kind of went blood-blind after a while! He only notices big puddles, after all, as he turned around to listen to the padre's. "Ooo, fierce battles~ Fun!" Henry said, a bit too happy to get thrust yet again into the middle of war...

And then, Someone approached.


Henry seized the weasel up, smiling as he held his tome, as the weasel spoke, henry just began to walk forward, all of his words failing to break henry's stride as henry eventually got Face to face, nose touching the weasel's nose as he made a sickly grin. "Oh. Were doing the usual thing people like us do. Fun things~" Henry said, practically obliterating any personal space for the weasel. "Things that you dont want to get involved with, So~."




Henry grabbed the weasel's head, his emotionless eyes glaring holes into the others.

"Your the first, and only one i'm going to let go. Because, i like to have one person die of fear im behind the corner for the rest of there lives. So, Unless you want to die a truly horrible, never ending death at my hands, i suggest you go home. Ok? "


lQWyarfMp_1d20-2= 18 (Henry's Intimidation; Critical!)1d20

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The Weasel gulped as Henry gave him...That speech, that started to scare the weasel half to death, when given the option to leave, the Weasel spoke. "I'm...Going to go!" The Weasel said as he ran further into the forest for his own safety. "And the Weasel was one of many to encounter Henry's personality, however no good deed will go unpunished, and Henry's actions will seriously not go unnoticed."

Riley meanwhile was impressed at what Henry did. "Great job Henry, at least there was no killing, unlike what hap---Anyway, we should keep going, maybe we can scare off the Weasel Mafia if there easily scared like that." Riley said as he started to follow the Weasel's footprints into the woods.

---

"Elsewhere, Conker was about to wake up from his sudden map and meet the first person on Li that's not trying to kill him."

Conker woke up in the backseat of the car, his vision a bit blurry as he slowly got up and rubbed his head, before noticing Penny at the front seat of the car, listening to a radio, before speaking. "I see your awake, hows the hangover?" Penny said looking at Conker, who was confused. "Hangover, what, where am I?" Conker said as Penny replied. "Your in a back seat of a car, we found you out of the snow suffering the classic symptoms of a hangover, so how much drinks did you have?" Penny said jokingly as Conker rubbed his eyes.

"I don't remember, but thanks...I think freezing to death out there could of probably been one of the worst ways to go, and one I don't want to ever use." Conker said as Penny replied. "Happy to help, I already saw worse death out there today and other days, I'm Penny by the way, Penny Benson, there's three others with me but there currently busy hunting down the mafia that's after you." Penny said as Conker rubbed his head. "Conker, nice to meet someone who's not offensive around here, wait did you mention mafia?" Conker said as he spoke again, sighing.

"Crap, there here is well, it must of been some king duty crap that I must of forgot." Conker said as Penny looked confused.

"Wait, you were a king?"

"Yes, but trust me, if you were king in this kingdom, you would want to shoot yourself."

---

Meanwhile the weasel that was traumatized by Henry ran towards a group of weasels, leaded by there boss.



Who was talking to his divorced wife as he was currently having marriage problems. "Look, Pippi, the court said I would keep the china plates of the Panther King, the judge said I got custody of it not you." He said calmly as screaming was heard from the phone, screams of shouting and anger. "I don't care if your planning to use them for a Tupperware party, there not supposed to be used for Tupperware anyway." Don Weaso replied as he spoke again. "I'm coming over there to your new house in these woods to get those china plates, if you don't put the plates outside the door steps...

Then I'm going to be a serious anger weasel."

Don Weaso hung up before looking at the Weasel who just appeared. "Did you find anything, and this better uplift my already pissed off mood." Don Weaso said as he smoked his cigar as The Weasel started talking, "THERESTHREEPEOPLECOMINGANDONEOFTEHMIGHTBEASERIALKILLER!" The Weasel said as Don Weaso shakes his head.

"Holy crap, how about you calm the hell down and tell me without throwing a fit." Weaso said as he took out a gun and aimed it at the weasels head, causing him to yelp in surprise. "I'm going to ask you again...What did you find, was it Conker?" 

"No, three people were coming, one of which might be a serial killer, I don't want to be here, what if they kill us all and save me for last?" The Weasel said as Don Weaso patted him on the shoulder, lowering his gun.

"Don't be an idiot, that won't happen."

"Phew."

"Because, like Lucky, your next on the list."

*BAM!*

The Weasel was shot in the chest, instantly killing him as the bullet went through his heart, after doing the deed, Don Weaso dropped the corpse onto the snow before looking back at the other members of the mafia, putting the gun away. "Find that freaking squirrel, he probably murdered Lucky as well, wherever he is, and prepare yourself because those three people are going to come and expect bloodshed, as for me...I need to see an old flame." Don Weaso said as he walked away as the Weasel Mafia members ran into the woods.



"Don Weaso was unaware about the fate of his top and trusted member, Luck Salone, in reality he was hit by a car driven by Riley and Penny and stuffed in the back, his gunshot wound was an accident, but to his eyes, Conker murdered him and buried him somewhere in the woods, he just thinks he's that monstrous."

---

As Riley kept walking in the woods, he heard something nearby and stopped before turning towards Lemres and Henry. "Hey, did you he---ARGH!" Riley said in pain as he was shot in the leg before falling in the snow and clutching his leg. "What the hell!?" Riley said as he saw three members of the Weasel Mafia shooting at the three.






Weasel Mafia Members +3
Damage: 0%
Status: None
Items: None

"GET THEM!" One of them said as two of them fired bullets at Henry and Lemres, trying to hit them.

"Crap, prepare yourselves!"


lufDiSfHp_1d20+1(Bullets > Henry: If hit, Henry will gain 15% damage.)

p_1d20+1(Bullets > Lemres: ^)

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Riley Dmitri: 15%

1d20+1·1d20+1

[Rina]

Back away...back away slowly... Lemres STILL didn't need that scare, even if indirect. Henry continues to unsettle the Comet Warlock with that death threat on the mafia weasel. He may or may not have deserved it, but the way it's presented makes his skin crawl a tad. And this is coming from the guy who gets called suspicious back home! He attempted to shake it off to focus; there's more important things.

"At least he won't be bothering us...?"

Then there were gunshots echoing in the forest, followed by Riley writhing in pain. Wait what? Where did that come fr-

abye3Qfgp_1d20-1 (Yeah, uh...)

"AAH-!"

With little time to react, Lemres got shot right on his left arm. Not in, luckily, but a flesh wound from a gun still hurts. It even cut through the sleeves; both the coat and his shirt. Whipping out the wand, he fired comets right into the direction of the not-incredibly-subtle gunshot. He doesn't need to swing an arm to cast spells.

"Rissoler!"
(4%, 10% Burn)
1: p_1d20+5
2: p_1d20+5 (Critical hit! Does 6%)
3: p_1d20+5

Damage: 15%
Current Form: Normal

1d20-1·1d20+5·1d20+5·1d20+5

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vsweiWGOp_1d20+1=16


Henry spun himself around, smiling as he avoided the attack, the gunshot flying off deeper into the woods as he looked at the new weasel's that were now in his sight. "Oh boy, More Volunteers! I was hoping there would be more!" Henry said, seeming to ignore the wound Lemres had, as jealous as he was that he had avoided his own gunshot. Now, he had something more fun to get to. Making something ELSE bleed.


Henry opened his tome, waving his finger up, a trace of golden magic swirling around it, before swishing it back and forth, almost as if begging the attention of the weasel who had shot at Henry. "Feel free to die now~" Henry said, as the black mist began pouring forth from behind the weasel, as Flux spikes launched forward, attempting to stab the weasel from behind, right through his chest.



p_1d20+5=20 (Flux Spike, 14% Damage)


Henry didnt really seem to stop, as his sickly grin grew more, launching yet another spike, aiming for the weasel's Knee instead.

p_1d20+5=10 (^)

Henry then finished with, yet another flux spike, aiming for the most direct approach, the Throat.

p_1d20+5=24 (Almost critical. Dangit. ^)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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G8Fics4hp_1d20+1(Dodge.)

Weasel Mafia A
Damage: 12%
Status: None
Items: Shotgun

The Weasel missed and looked at Lemres. "Ha, you misse---However before he could finish, Lemres shot two more attacks at him, similar to the first attack which caused him to land on the snow, as he got up he looked at his partner, who was shocked at seeing something. "What the hell's wrong, we need to finish these guys off!" He said to his partner, who pointed behind him, he turned and gasped to see his third partner down.

Dead, brutally murdered by the happy Henry, shocking the two weasels. "Crap, get that rabbit and lets go!" He said as the two made a grab for Riley and ran off.

"Hey, I don't seek to be kidnapped!"

---

Meanwhile the bullet that missed Henry hit the windshield of the car Penny and Conker were in as the two heard it. "What was that?" Conker said as Penny replied. "I don't know, probably a gunfight starting somewhere, these woods are quiet enough to have a fight like that." Penny said as she opened one of the doors to let the cool air in, feeling bad for Conker after he told her his story on how he became king.

"Well, that was sad after a happy, yet atmospheric dark mission so far." Penny said as she stood outside. "I feel bad for you Conker, and I just met you too." Penny replied as Conker looked back at her. "Funny, usually when someone tells me that they always betray me for selfish reasons, I just get used to it shortly after...Berri's death." Conker had trouble saying the last part as Penny looked back at him.

"You, don't have to talk about her if you don't want too, you already said enough." Penny said as she spoke again.

Asking Conker a question.

"Do you...Think your going to feel, happy ever again...On the inside?"

---

"Melinda Nevăstuică always loved Tupperware, so much so that she always put plates below them as to not ruin the plastic around the items. She was going to use the Tupperware for a party in her nearly built house in the middle of the frosty woods in Starpiece Meadows, unfortunately all of that will change after a woodchipper and kidnapping is involved."

Melinda herself meanwhile had just finished polishing the Tupperware and was about to place them on her ex husbands prized china plates, when the doorbell rang, causing her to walk towards the door and opened it.

And making her angry.

"Oh, it's you, why are you here, I told you never to come back here."



She looked down at the Waddle Dee who single handily built her house in a day. "I gave you your money, or whatever currency you accept, what more do you want?" Melinda said as the Waddle Dee pointed to a jar of jam at the kitchen. "My jam jar, I'm not letting a peasant like you have my jam, I need it for my Jam Party that you have no right on finding out on." Melinda said as she shooed the Waddle Dee away.

"Melinda?"

Melinda turned, to see Don standing by a tree, holding a cigar, Melinda walked back towards the door of her new house and looked back at Don. "Go to hell Don." Melinda said as Don rushed towards her.

"Melinda wait."

*SLAM!*

"AH, HOLY CRAP MY HAND!"

Dons hand was caught by the door, which he pulled out and looked at, it was bleeding, which he quickly covered with his arm as he walked away before scanning the house.

"STOP LOOKING AT MY HOUSE DON, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

Melinda said on an intercom that she recently installed, with no Waddle Dee's helping her.
1d20+1

[Rina]

Well damn. That poor third one. Is it even possible to be deadder than dead? If so then this is probably what it looks like. Of course, there's not much time to think about it, as someone's getting abducted.

"H-Hey!"

Upon the weasel snatching Riley up, he gave chase. He'd use his broom, but there's not nearly enough room to fly without slamming into a tree face-first. He had to chase him on foot...unless... he can freeze them down in their tracks. Pointing the wand forward, he let out an icy flurry that is going to freeze them on contact. If it hits.

"Glacage!"
(No Damage, 100% Freeze, 5-turn cooldown) kxVmP4uGp_1d20+5

Damage: 15%

Current Form: Normal

1d20+5

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"Woah-ho-ho! Those were definitely some giblets i saw flying out of his throat! I think i may of saw that tongue he was choking on as well~" Henry said, humming delightfully as he almost seemed to be skipping, like a little boy who just got a kiss from his crush. Except, much much different, as henry gladly splashed in the puddle of blood that was produced from the weasel's corpse. "Mmm! Oh man, its been so long since i had blood soaked clothes. I just need a whooole lot more of it, so i can get back to having that good ol' 'Henry' Smell!" Henry delightfully declared, before seeing what the other weasel's were doing.

"Oh man, She's too close. My flux spell will gore her too if i use that, and my Worm tome doesn't exactly target specifics.... As much as i'd like to land a double kill, she's currently giving me to job, Sooooo...." Henry looked away, before getting an idea, whistling loudly. "Edgar! Go get the weasel's eye, and try not to hurt the girl, Kay~?" Henry asked, as suddenly a loud "CAW" from the sky erupted, a crow Flying back and Forth, swooping at the weasel currently trying to escape with Riley. Of course, with Lemres's frozen thing, this would be easy as pie!


HuL9ASyBp_1d20+1=11 (Crow Peckin' 1. 6%)


p_1d20+1=10 (Crow Peckin' 2. ^)



p_1d20+1=11 (Crow Peckin' 3. ^)1d20·1d20·1d20