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It was quiet in the jungle this hour...Unfortunately it was quickly ruined when the sound of a falling little girl which was heard in the jungle, the girl in question was actually Polly Locksmith, after Hade's spoiled some of the plot, the power of the fourth wall must of teleported her back to the jungle so she could get a head start in the climax of today's crazy event's, however the place where she landed might prevent her from doing that.

"AHHH!" Locksmith screamed as she landed on a tree with vines which quickly wrapped around her and made her hang upside down, just a few inches from the ground. "Perfect...I'm stuck in a very dangerous jungle and all because of what Purple Satan did..." Locksmith said as she sighed.

"Not for long!"

Locksmith quickly fell on the ground when someone cutted her free from the vines. "Huh?" Locksmith said as she looked up to see Lockheart standing infront of her, smirking at her, Lockhill and Lockside soon appeared and were happy to see Locksmith again. "Locksmith!" The two said as Lockheart looked at the two. "Enough of the reunion we have to get back to the temple before Paula and her stupid minions do." Lockheart said as she pulled Locksmith off from the ground. "Did you get the ring?" She said which caused Lockheart to suddenly slap her. "Ow!" Locksmith said rubbing her face. "No...But trust me...We'll get it back...

No matter what...Even if we have to kill like we want to."

Meanwhile at the entrance of the jungle, Paula stood in the same spot she was earlier today before meeting up with Zelda for the golden banana mission, now she was waiting on three people this time, Etna, Leon and Zero, so they can help her get the Goddess Ribbon...She was in no rush, seeing as how if the Pollie's got to the temple before the four they wouldn't get in without the ring of Ambrosia which is now on Paula's finger.

"I wonder what else this ring does?"

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"this place reminds me of a mission I did back in x4... Which is why I came here." an unfamiliar voice said as a red armored reploid entered the area, looking at that ring, zero was reminded of an old love interest he had been forced to kill, and even then he still had to shoulder the burden on his own.

"You must be Paula, it is an honor to assist you on this mission. Zero said as he gave a nod, waiting for the other members of the party to turn up.

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Getting closer to the entrance he saw a red armored figure with blonde hair, standing next to him was a woman. He walked up to them right around the time he called her Paula but he didn't know the name of the man standing next to her. "Reminds me of a mission I did a while back, anybody know what this is all about?"

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As the three gathered, suddenly, a large pentagram formed above the trio. What demon was coming to Attack them? Lightning struck the ground in the center of the trio multiple times over, until one final large strike roared out loudly. With that, the pentagram vanished, and in its place, a single, bored looking girl sitting upon a penguin looking creature, known only as a Prinny appeared.



"Alright, where's this supposedly godly ribbon I saw mentioned on that mission. I was promised something like that exists, and I'm gonna get it damnit! This was the Demon Lord, Bueaty Queen Etna.

(Look, I realize the size of Etna's picture is an abomination, I'm in on my iPad, I'll fix it when I get at a computer later. Also, look at that, my first real post in 2-3 months.)

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As Leon and Zero appeared and told Paula that they were reminded of missions that they did, Paula decided to add her own feedback at the conversation since Etna was not here yet. "Well this reminds me of the mission where I had to stop a giant Alien that looked very creepy from brining about unholy terror to my homeworld...I was eleven when that happened." Paula said to the two as Etna appeared, sitting atop a Prinny. "Oh hello...You must be Etna, Is that a penguin?" Paula said pointing to the Prinny before looking at the three since Etna mentioned the goddess ribbon and how she wanted it.

"Right that's the reason why were here, a temple appeared in the middle of this jungle earlier today, inside It has a powerful ribbon that supposedly belonged to a goddess called Ambrosia, despite the fact I seen the ribbon before, anyway we need this ring to get in the temple." Paula said showing the ring to the three. "Also...We better be careful because the Pollie's might be nearby...So let's go find the temple and head in." Paula said to the three as she walked into the jungle to begin the mission.

As she kept walking she eventually came across the tree she was at earlier to collect the golden bananas with Zelda (She hadn't heard from her since she came back to the sphere actually) However the tree was now covered in Starvia, leaving it a dark purple coloured leafless tree that looked like it would fall any minute. "Aww...This tree was full of life earlier." Paula said to her three partners...She soon heard something at a nearby bush.

Paula quickly turned around to the source of the sound, preparing for what's to come.

"Who's there?"

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Is it me or am I sensing deja-vu from the second multiverse merging plot." Zero said as he looked at Leon Kennedy, immediately remembering Project X Zone 2 as a result of saying that, and when Etna came down like lightning, zero was one who did not behold her as she reminded him too strongly of a demonic version of fairy leviathan. "Don't get yourself too cockey just because we are trying to find an accessory, it along with that ring should be kept at the museum under maximum security to ensure that they don't get kifed by a bunch of bandits."

The moment Paula stopped at a starvia infected tree, zero pulled out his Z Saber and began looking from where he stood. " if our enemies are in the vicinity, then we have no time to waste. Best to just start using that move to waylay them just in case." Zero managed to say as he looked at Paula.

{OOC: references to the mega man Zero series and project x zone 2 made in spite of myself.}

[Coolshaymin]

"Actually, neither of those things are going to happen," A voice says on the wind stated in reply to Zero and Etna. A powerful wind picked up and out of it debris came the Goddess of Nature. She was not going to let an item that supposedly gives God Like powers into the wrong hands.... Especially human hands. "The museum has been robbed before, Indiana Jones. I don't think that is the safest place to put it. And as if I am going to let some demon have it. The Ribbon and Ring will go to the Lunar Sanctum. It is out of normal people's reach and it's not like me or the Forces of Nature need it," Viridi states.



Viridi then decided to actually pay mind to the bush. "Okay, so who decided to pay us a visit? Friendly? Or I perish the thought of it being evil. Clearly that cliche entrance does not mean the latter," Viridi mocks just to do so.

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Etna immediately had her attention caught by Paula. "You mean this Prinny here? Nah, these guys are the lowest of the low in the Netherworld, a complete joke, but that makes sense since they contain the souls of human sinners. Bit of advice kid, if you don't want to end up as weak as this guy, don't sin. Or do, it'd just add to my Prinny squad if you wound up with me." At that Etna couldn't help but snicker. This kid was clearly innocent as all hell, it'd be easy to snag the ribbon from under their noses. But, then she heard the voice of Vridi as she showed up, and couldn't help but be annoyed. "Tch, party pooper." Like hell she was gonna let some kid just keep her from that ribbon.

Etna didn't even bother walking, preferring to ride on some ammunition for when the fights started up. Her attention yet again being caught by Paula. "That's what this Starvia stuff does, right? Damn, looks nasty." And, bush. "Well, it looks like there's one thing we can agree on, short stuff." Apparently she was dead set on taking pot shots at Viridi, as her usual Elder Spear appeared in her hands and she forced the prinny to lay flat on its face, ready to kick it if necessary. "Please don't be an enemy, I'm not ready to die yet, Dood!"

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Paula listened to Etna as she explained what the Prinny was, mostly someone who sinned, Etna quickly advised Paula not to sin or else she'll end up as a Prinny when her time has come, Paula just nodded and noticed Leon was gone. "Huh, where did Leon go?" Paula said looking around for Leon, It seems he has left...Or vanished into thin air, no worry's because a replacement has came for him in the form of Viridi, Etna just called Viridi a party popper when she suggested taking the ring and ribbon back to her lunar sanctum once this mission has finished.

"Let's just cross that bridge when we get to It." Paula said to Viridi as she noticed the hostile tension Etna has with her, she then turned back to the bush...With whoever was in there not coming out yet. "Uhh...Is someone there? We know your behind that bush...So come out now?" Paula said as she waited...

And waited...

And waited...




Klaptraps +3
Damage: 0%
Status: None
Items: None

A monstrous Klaptrap Infected with starvia slowly came out of the bush, Paula looked to see if they were anymore. "Is there more of you? And wow this jungle has weird coloured animals." She said to the Klaptrap as two more appeared from the bush, quickly one of them ran towards Etna and the Prinny so It can bite them with his now monstrous sharp teeth.

VUF4Le1jp_1d20+1(Klaptrap C trying to bite Etna)

p_1d20+1(Klatrap C trying to bite Prinny If Etna dodged.)


Meanwhile the second one ran towards Zero and tried to bite him in the legs, hopefully to stun him for awhile so It could deal damage to the robot.

p_1d20+1(Klaptrap B's bite at Zero's leg.)

And finally the last one ran towards Paula and Viridi as Paula happily said. "Sorry...Crocodile? But I think your biting with the wrong group." She said as she shot PSI Ice towards the Klaptrap as It tried to dodge the attack.

p_1d20+3(It hits.)

p_1d20+1(At the same time.)

Paula watched as the Klaptrap hits Paula's ice attack with It's tail, unfortunately It caused him to land onto the starvia infected tree...However soon the starvia took notice of the Klaptrap's appearance as It quickly covered him up, the now covered Starvia Infected Klaptrap now stood there doing nothing as Paula looked up to it.

Klatrap A
Damage: 0%
Status: Trapped
Items: None

"I don't like what's going to happen...If something does happen." Paula said to Viridi as she turned toward's Zero. "You go help Etna and her Prinny while I go help Zero." Paula said hoping that Viridi and Etna fighting together would mellow out there relationship as Paula ran toward's Zero and quickly cast PSI Fire at the Klaptrap trying to bite him on the leg.

"Let me help Zero."

p_1d20+3(Paula's fire attack.)

p_1d20+1(Klaptrap failing the dodge.)

p_1d20+1(How much damage the Klaptrap got)

Klaptrap B
Damage: 3%
Status: None
Items: None

Paula watched as the Klatrap fell over, giving her time to check on Zero.

"Did It bite you?"


1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+3·1d20+1·1d20+3·1d20+1·1d20+1

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

DEX ROLL: 4{DAMN KREMLING LUCK!}
CON ROLL: 2+2=4{how pitiful}
Zero took the hit mainly because he had a bit of terrible luck in guarding the attack, thankfully Paula was there to deal with the infected beast. "thanks for that, must be stupid thinking I could block all that. Either way, that thing is going down!" Zero roared, his Z saber flashing through the air in the first attempt to smite the klaptrap.
STR ROLL: 3+1=4{bad luck roll}
But followed up with a more vicious attack the likes of which could easily decapitate the klaptrap in one blow if it was lucky to survive the first slash.
STR ROLL 2: 19+1=20{near critical slash of certain DOOM}

{i had to go by memory on my dice rolls after the first one, so I blame my bad rolls on my Kremling luck.}

[Coolshaymin]

(PhosphorViridi was about to argue with Paula over that suggestion but the primary concern was now three Klaptraps that decided to pay a visit to them. Viridi held her staff tight and watched as they all ignored her in paticular... She would blame the appearance of an 8-year old but that is probably not true with them attacking Paula. Viridi was about to strike back until Paula told her to defend Etna.... She knew what she was trying. "... You humans and your ideals. Like I would grow to bare a demon. They are even lower than you are. It is really silly to consider me stooping that low."



"However... I suppose I will humor you by making sure she does not get eaten."



Viridi, true to her word walked over towards Etna and slammed her staff downward as a blue bolt of lightning struck at the Kremling. She used her other hand to take out a small seed like object and tossed it at the Kremling to which it would explode into nature.

zfIVagKCp_1d20+4(Phosphora Bolt on Kremling C. Has a chance to paralyze)
p_1d20+4(Mini Reset Bomb on Kremling C.)
1d20+4·1d20+4

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Etna wasn't at all surprised by the Claptraps. The cliche was so tried and true, and yet it always seemed to be accurate. "You're annoying looking things, AH well, good thing I won't have to deal with you in a few moments!" "PLEASE NO, DOOD!" The Prinny was crying in fear, he knew what was coming. However, before Etna could manage it, the darn thing attacked first!

ZS3QCUiip_1d20+2

As was expected, all it took was for Etna to raise a foot out of the way. Stupid creature didn't even know how to react, so it bit the poor Prinny instead. How redundant. "OOOOW. Why not just make it even worse while you're at it Dood..." It was absolutely depressed, it knew it's life was about to come to an abrupt end as she picked it up, backed up, and chucked it!

p_1d20+2 (Thing must have high HP)

Etna snickered as the Prinny flew threw the air, towards it's inevitable demise. What the- Why was Viridi helping her? "I more than handle myself against this thing you know. Besides, isn't it unbecoming of a Goddess such as yourself to help a demon?" Etna put emphasis on the second sentence, she was clearly being saracastic., but she really didn't need the help, as she chucked the Elder Spear into the ground, and it promptly poked out under the clap trap, as she jumped onto the ground, and stomped on it, trying to impale the thing, afterwards she'd likely jump on it whilst pulling the Spear all the way through.

p_1d20+2(Put more effort into your stabs, Etna.)1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2

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Paula watched as Zero battled the Klaptrap, It seem's he has no problem dealing with the enemy, so she'll go check on Etna. "Ok...Have fun giving that weird reptile blue thing a beat down." Paula said as she walked with Viridi towards the second Klaptrap, who was busy battling Etna...And her Prinny, meanwhile Zero tried to "Smite" the Klaptrap to no anvil, so he tried again and this time the attack seemed a bit more...Better then before.

91tfB0ppp_1d20+1(Zero smiting the Klaptrap...Well trying to.)


p_1d20+1(How much damage the Klaptrap got.)

Starvia Infected Klaptrap B
Damage: 21%
Status: None
Items: None

The poor Klaptrap did not stand a chance and hitted the tree his partner was on before looking at Zero, his teeth gritting slowly as he growled before running toward's him, not giving a care that his trapped partner might fell, he just want's to take down Zero, who was starting to get on his nerves quite firecely.

Well he's not having It!


p_1d20+1(Klaptrap B trying to run down Zero so he could strike!)

But he'll probably not do so good.

Meanwhile Paula and Viridi watched as the second Klatrap bit into the Prinny before throwing him away to his death. "That poor Penguin, Prinny...Well he did do something bad, but did he really deserve what he got there?" Paula said to Viridi as she scoffed at the idea of helping Etna...But did so anyway by trying to paralyse the Klaptrap using a bolt and a bomb soon after...Etna just tried to stab It as Paula too joined in the fun by trying to set It alight.

"This battle need's more heat."


p_1d20+3(Paula's heat attack.)

p_1d20+1(Klatrap C trying to dodge Paula's flame attack.)

p_1d20+1(And Viridi's paralyse bolt.)

p_1d20+1(And her reset bomb...)

p_1d20+1(Trying to not get impaled by Etna.)

p_1d20+1(How much damage he got from the flame attack.)

p_1d20+1(And Viridi's reset bomb.)

p_1d20+1(And Etna impaling him...)

Starvia Infected Klaptrap C
Damage: 22%
Status: None
Items: None

The Klatrap did not realise how much pain he was about to go through as the trio launched there attacks at the Klatrap, only managing to dodge the bolt Viridi sent at him. He soon stood up after taking those attacks like the Klaptrap he Is and noticed Etna's legs...Seeing as how she started It, well the Klaptrap think's so...He run's towards the demons leg and try's to bite her.

"Uh oh...I think that attack you did Is making him target you Etna."


p_1d20+1(Little Klatrap C trying to bite Etna's legs.)
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[Maverick Hunter Zero]

dex ROLL: 17{not bad...}
Zero saw the attack coming and merly sidestepped the klaptrap out of sheer boredom, at least he was having fun but decided to make things harder for the klaptraps in the area.

"I guess it is about time I stepped things up a notch and show you a trick I have up my robotic sleeves. Dark Hold!" Zero said and immediately upon activating the aforementioned special the klaptraps would find themselves moving as slow as turtles during Koopa Troopa Rush Hour.
wis ROLL: 16{good enough dark hold}

[TartoonHand94]

Then all of a sudden,
a bright heavenly light broke down from the sky.
into the thick of the jungle bellow,
As if to herald the arrival of a messenger to the very gods themselves,
Then down from on high beyond the clouds,
descended with the grace of a white dove,
an Angel,
as if beckoned to restore something precious that was lost,
And set the world in motion once more.

“What's poppin' y'all?”