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It was a busy hour in the Black Market as tons of people, ranging from shady dealers to wanted criminals looking at the latest bargains from weapons to devices they can use, as the crowd kept moving while looking at stands mainly "Prices and Devices" and "Goombas Shoopa" the crowd soon stopped and became silent when a whistle was blown.

"BRRGH!" Lockside blowed hard in a golden whistle in the middle of the crowd, causing most if not all of the people around the market to look at her. "Uhh..Thanks..Now please welcome Polly Lockheart..Who needs help in finding a very valuable ring..The Ring of Ambrosia!" Lockside said as she took out a picture of Ambrosias ring, the crowd just shrugged and continued there day. "Hey..We could give you money..A lot of money if you find it and give it to us!" Lockside said sounding panicked that nobody is noticing her anymore. "Please..I'll give you earrings..Blood Earrings..Notice me.."

"Polly Lockside, can you stop complaining about being a minor henchmen and help me lift up me and my precious deck!" Lockheart said as she sat on a small podium, with a posh chair, Lockhill and Smith were having trouble lifting her up causing Lockside to shrug and help the three. "I don't see why you cant just walk like the rest of us." Lockside said as she walked towards Lockheart.

"And get sick? Who knows how many people in this market has deflation syndrome, or whatever that stupid Princess Pear called it when an outbreak happened in her kingdom..Do you know how many people with that kind of fetish running around the sphere? Now lift up this podium so i don't end up on Fetish.com!"

"Ugh..Fine."

---

Meanwhile near the middle of the market houses a very posh yet tall tent that has a sign above it reading "Gerudo Bargains!" the owner of the store..Yariem Osseth had just arrived and quickly entered, she walked into the middle of the room before placing Ambrosias ring on a display that quickly started to rotate. "Much better..Hopefully this ring will drag in customers..Now to open shop for the day..In honour of you Mother and Grandmother." Yariem said as she preyed before walking towards the store entrance, she placed a sign by the door.


Open!

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And finally Paula Polestar was busy waiting at a back alley for her partners, who were ironically both god and goddess on a mission to get an item that possibly formally belonged to a goddess, the reason meeting in an back alley was due to the fact that it was one of the many entrances to the Black Market. She sat at a dumpster while looking around to see if anyone shady or her partners were coming.

"Hmm..Nobody has came yet..Someone should do something with these alleys this could make a great plot for a sad superhero backstory."

[Cielmira]

Ah the Black Market. The white furred goddess hadn't visited here since she met Clinch. The wolf padded along the streets toward the designated meeting spot with the red ribbon Paula had given her on their last mission still tied around her scruff. It was a lot looser now than before, and a bit dirty, but now that Ammy could barely feel it sliding across her fur it wasn't so much of a bother. Soon the mission creator was in sight, the canine breaking into a trot toward the girl and stopping rather abruptly with visible excitement. She voiced a welcoming bark and sat, tail swishing along the ground back and forth. Now they just needed the loud mouthed one to show up and they could begin their search for this deific relic.

[PolarStarQuote]

Soon, Amaterasu wasn't the only God walking into the scene, as the god of the underworld was soon walking into the scene, yawning as he had a look of visible lack of will on his face, mostly from being lost in the mission space as of late. Hopefully this would be different.

Hades, instead of doing his usual Latin music intro, instead just walked into the alleyway right behind Amaterasu. White n' red god, and a little girl. Splendid. "Alright, hopefully this one goes smoother than the last two. This place smells like garbage, so, were off to a grand start already!" Hades said, noting the scent of trash the black market gave off, as he looked toward the actual horde of shoppers over yonder.

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Paula watched as Hades..Just appeared, weird, the last time Paula met Hade's he did a dramatic entrance..I guess he's not in the mood today, anyway the god of chaos complained of the smell of the back alley, causing Paula to smile and jump off from the dumpster to pat Ammy, noticing that she still had the ribbon she gave to the Sun goddess still on, albeit scruffy and dirty but she was glad the wolf kept it.

"Oh, don't worry Hades, the mission wont take place around here, after a few hours on trying to find the black market i can clearly state that..Its by the end of this alleyway, come on, we don't have time to lose." Paula said as she headed towards the end of the alleyway where the Black Market was, with each step she took she heard the shouts and chatting from people in the market and soon she along with the Dark God and Sun Goddess were in the Black Market.

"No matter how promising they sound don't go to any markets unless they sell a red ring." Paula said as she looked around. "Oh my..This will take awhile to find Ambrosias ring..Who know's if its even in the market..If only we have a clue." Paula thought as she looked around, just then she heard the chatting of two men..Two Hipster men.

"Wow..Nice shoes."

"Thanks i bought it by the cheap shoe store over there...I love how honest the market calls it a cheap store."

"Though..Its not really a store, like you said its a market...Hella."

"Oh yeah..Hey want to go buy that ring?"

"The one Yariem just placed in display at Gerudo Bargins?"

"Yeah that ring."

"Na..Lets go talk about it at the otherside of the market so everyone else at that side can know to."


"Yeah ok..Wow how hip we are going into an illegal area of the Life Sphere!" The two men spoke as they walked off within the crowd, unknowingly given a major clue to the trio to where the ring was. "You guys, those two weirdly dressed men just gave us a clue to the location of the ring of Ambrosia..Its just over..." Paula said as tried to find a sign that reads "Gerudo Bargains." Lucky for her she seen it..In the middle of the market..As mentioned before in my last post.

"The rings in the middle of the market..Just past those five markets..We need to get past them before the Pollie's can..If they already made it that is..Lets roll Sun Goddess..And Underworld troll." Paula said as she walked past the first market that got into the trios way.."Clearly Expensive!" run by a monkey that could fit well for a Kong family member. "Hey little girl..Do you want this wonderful bracelet..Only 10 coins!" he said cheerfully showing the bracelet to Paula. "Uhh no..We need to get to the middle of the market..Actually, now that you mentioned it i saw a bracelet just like that at the clothes store i go too..In fact they recently made a police report about a stol--HEY YOU TWO, THE PURPLE GUY AND THE WOLF..WANT THIS BRACELET!?" He said showing the bracelet to Hades and Ammy, quickly ignoring Paula.

"Just ignore him you two, the toad police will find out about him and arrest soon enough, lets just head to the next stand." Paula said as the seller started to sweat in worry, while Paula herself was in worry that the Pollie's have already got the ring, although she is showing her strong side instead of not showing her negative emotions infront of her friends due to the fact that she did not want to think that she was....Just a child.

Even if hiding her emotions is..Unhealthy.

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Meanwhile Polly Lockheart's minions were still struggling lifting up the stand that contains the one and only. "Ugh hurry up, for all we know some person richer then us could of bought the ring to add to his..NRFGC collection." Lockheart said worried about what the future holds. Locksmith looked at her two comrades. "Come on you two..lets show us what we can do for our leader..With teamwork."

"TEAMWORK: POLLY EDITION!"


eNMPsDdop_1d20+3(With the strength of three little girls, Polly Lockheart and her chair and stand were lifted!)


Polly Lockheart squealed in joy when her minions finally lifted the stand. "I can see roofs from here!" She said cheerfully as she looked around. "Now all we need is tha--Just then the two hipsters from the otherside of the market appeared to talk more about Gerudo bargains.

"Boy we love to talk about Gerudo bargains..Despite the fact we never bought anything from it."

"I know..But they had that cool ring."

"Yeah..No..Yeah...Hella."

"Girls..To Gerudo Bargains..Which is past those five stands." Polly said pointing to the five stands that like Paula and the rest were in there way of Gerudo bargains. "Take me to the bargains." Polly said unknowingly her minions were starting to have trouble lifting the stand.


p_1d20+3(Remember team work!)

"Yes..We got past the first stand..The second, third..Fourth! Just on--Huh?" Lockheart said as she quickly fell off the stand. "What are yo--" Lockheart turned around to notice her comrades mission, the three went into a market stand called "Mama's Jewels!" which as it said..Is owned by..


Cooking Mama, since when do you do jewellery? "When nobody was interested in Mamas cooking no more, i turned to life of selling things illegally, its the Life sp--Excuse me but who are you talking to?" Lockheart said interrupting Mama before turning towards her other members of the team.

"And you three, help me get to Gerudo bargains now!"


"NO!"

"!!!!  



Did...

You all just..

Disobeyed me!?"

"Uh oh.."

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(The table below shows the location of where the two groups are, it will stop showing when one of them makes it to the middle of the market..The intended destination for the mission to continue.)

Current Location	-
Paula, Ammy and Hades	Stand 1
Pollie's	Stand 5

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[Cielmira]

The brightly adorned wolf padded alongside the young psychic as they entered the busy market. It was definitely bustling today. Perhaps this was just the normal flow for the early hours of the day. It was always a bit confusing to the goddess how so many residents of the Life Sphere wandered around the questionable market and yet outside it pretended they didn't know it existed; or at the very least where to find it. She twitched her nose at the thought. Guess it was more exciting this way. Something to take everyone's mind off of the fact they were in a protective bubble from all the evils pressing in from the nature of Li.

With the abundance of shops flaunting their wares and busy bodies shuffling about it was amazing their luck. Assuming that this ring they overheard about was indeed the one Paula thought it was. The canine didn't make any objections but she was going to keep an eye out for any other red rings she could see on display. Unfortunately her low vantage made most stall counters too high for her to see what was laid out but that didn't stop her from turning her head this way and that.

When the near tender shouted out at her and Hades regarding the bracelet Ammy huffed and strode up to the offered item, staring up at it suspiciously. As she sniffed the jewelry the shop keeper had a hopeful smile hiding the worried yet devious grin that reflected his feeling toward Paula's words. The wolf then released a fake sneeze, splattering the man's hand in slobber before he could pull away. Tongue out in playful victory Amaterasu swiftly spun around and fled back to Paula, of who was beginning to make her way through the crowd toward Gerudo Bargains. The shop keeper reeled in disgust, naming the white wolf a mutt among other things as he made to clean off the spittle.

Once again next to her pink clad friend Ammy stared up and looked expectantly at Paula. There was something worrying the young girl. Was she scared someone else would get the ring before them? It was a market. Dozens upon dozens of citizens coming in and out of each shop and browsing each stall. The sun goddess dropped her gaze to eye level and grumbled at the crowd in their way. She then ran ahead a little and began barking urgently in an attempt to get a break in the crowd so the trio could move ahead a bit faster.

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"Oh, what a shame, i was really looking forward to getting a new hat." Hades said against paula's command, as they were confronted by a monkey, seeming awfully pushy about selling what  was quite obviously a completely normal, not out of the ordinary bracelet. Both paula and Amaterasu (in her slobbery way) rejected the monkey's offer, but, Being the god of the underworld, Hades patted the monkeys back.

"Dont worry about them, you did a great job. Now don't stop until it's sold!" Hades said in encouragement, giving two thumbs up...God of the underworld has to support evil, after all. Hades then stopped, looking upward at the thread's history, reading up on the pollie's current situation...

"Ok, Lets hurry this up. MAKE WAY, HADES, COMING THROUGH!" Hades went infront of Paula and Amaterasu. "Follow behind me, emotionally unstable and Clover's lost child!" Hades said, as he reeled back, showing his shoulder in a foot ball tackle style...


uUeEya7Wp_1d20+2=13

And proceeded to start plowing through the crowd, trying to get through as many people as possible in a short amount of time. "Move it! Hades train's coming, get out of here c'mon!"1d20

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The Crowd ignored Ammy's pleading bark and continued there day, Paula reassured the Sun Goddess. "Dont worry Ammy, no matter what i'm sure some miracle will be preformed that will get us to the middle of the market in some shape or form." Paula said..Just then a miracle was preformed..By Hades no less who charged through the crowd like a football player..Now the trio would get to the market in no time!


However Hade's was not only charging through the crowd, but through the markets as well!



"Hello this is Moneybags..You have to pay 1000 Gems to ge--Moneybags was quickly stepped on by Hades. "ARGH!..Karma, why didn't i see this coming?" Moneybags said as his store fell apart soon after, Paula followed Hade's but not before looking at the remains at Moneybags stu--I mean expensive gem store. "Sorry about that..Hope the gems you got can fix the market." Paula said bowing down to the knocked out Moneybags before following Hades.

Who currently ran over three other stores.


"Free magical u--ARGH!"

"Bombs that could destroy the Life Sp--OW!"

"The Secret to lif--OWIE MY THIRD NOSE!"

"Hades..You can stop." Paula said to Hades as they finally made it to Gerudo bargains. "Great job Hades, and lucky us too." Paula said as she looked through the tent before looking back at her teamates. "The rings in here..And no Pollie's in sight...Looks like we really had a miracle." Paula said as she entered the tent with her teamates probably following behind, she got to hand it to Hade's he's not only a troll but he can make a good football pl--Wait did he call Paula emotionally unstable?





For a small tent it sure had a big interior, Paula looked around amazed but quickly focused on seeing the ring in the middle of the store, it seems its on display and the hottest item in the store..Which only had the three of them so far. "I see you three have an interest in that ring..Finally." A voice said nearby, it was Yariem. She came through a door before walking down a small flight of stairs..This tent seemed to house multiple rooms and stairs..It must of taken Yariem awhile to make, she soon stood infront of the trio.

"I am Yariem Osseth, professional Gerudo seller..My ultimate dream."

"But if you wanted to be a seller then why here in the Black Market?"

"Nobody would care about an antique store that houses expensive items like this ring in the middle of display..They only care about what would happen about this crummy sphere..The only thing i worry about however is weather that stupid king finds me." Yariem said looking down at her legs before looking back at the trio. "Stupid king? Which one." Paula said sounding confused over which leader Yariem was referring to. "Why Ganon of course..Us Gerudos have a 99% chance of being born female, if a male was born then we have to serve him as our king..Unfortunately the latest one was Ganondork..Yes i said dork, i heard it was an insult and it fits that stupid kings name..But luckily i believed in a fellow Gerudo who proved that Gerudos can be anything then warriors who serve a cruel..Cruel king....



Nabooru..The Sage of Spirit." Yariem said looking up at a stained glass display of The Sage of spirit. "Hyrule was selling stain glass replicas of the two groups of sages back before the Starvia had hit." Paula looked on amazed before looking back at Yariem. "Well you sure proved her well if she was around Nabooru would be proud of you..Now can i ask you something?" Paula said politely, Yariem turned back. "Why yes..What is it?" She said walking back towards the trio.

"How much dose the ring cost?"

"Hmm lets see..555.5555.555.33.10000000 Coins."

"WHAT!?..But..But that's too expensive!"

"Its the Life Sphere way." Yariem said as she tapped her feet.

"Unless..Of course, You have something that's more good looking then the ring?" Yariem said. Paula looked in her pockets, she unfortunately did not have anything that looked better then the Ring of Ambrosia..But surely Ammy and Hades would..She turned towards her Teamates for help.

"You guys have anything?..I don't like normal jewellery...Well apart from the ones in my Mom's jewel box that she has in her drawer that i used to play with."

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Meanwhile Mama was busy trying to handle Polly Lockheart..Who actually fainted before she could do anything due to the fear that overwhelm her of her minions abandoning her..They didn't, they just went back to shopping. Mama knelled down to Lockheart in an attempt to wake her. "Little girl..Are you awake..Oh my this is not good for Mama's business!" Mama said as she watched the people walk past her uttering. "Jeez get a room." "In the hospital." "I never liked her spinoffs." They uttered..Meanwhile the other Pollies were at the back of the store still shopping for jewellery.

"Hey guys." Lockside said to Lockhill and Locksmith who stopped to look at there friend. "What?" The two said at the same time. "I think i just saw Paula enter Gerudo bargains, with a purple looking man and a wolf." Lockside soon after sounding worried.

"Oh no..If they get the ring then Lockheart wont let us have a vacation at that upcoming turtle hotel!" Locksmith said sounding panicked, they dropped there bags before running over to there leader, with Lockside following soon after.

"Ready girls?"

"TEAMWORK: FINGER CLICK IN RHYME!"


|b52If4np_1d20+1(Super loud finger snap.)

The sound of the three Pollie's fingers clicking caused there leader to jolt awake. "Ahh..I just had a dream where everything's pink..Instead of my Sister who went off to have a better future!" Lockheart said sounding scared which caused her minions to scream. "Sorry about screaming at you Lockheart...We wont do i--Shut it Lockside..Now i know a certain hotel you three are not going to."

"No!!!"

"Shut it..We have to get into Gerudo bargains asap!" Lockheart said as she stood up and headed towards Gerudo bargains, with the other members following behind, Mama just stood there and looked on.

"Wait! Aren't you going to help Mama clean up..Or buy something at least!?

...

Is this it?

Is this what i've become..A laughing stock?




I've started cooking to impress you Mother..As i promised on your death bed that i will become a great cook..And everyone will love my pseudonym..Mama, it worked..Everyone loved me..They all wanted to be apprentice, even Papa was proud..However soon my fifteen minutes of fame..

Burnt out..

Nobody cared what Mama made anymore..All my friends..Even Papa, went on to greater things while i..Slumped to the bottom. i've tried to match everyone's standards..Hobbies..Kniting..Gardening..Even Babysitting..But nobody still liked Mama..Not even my temporarily comeback worked..And now i'm working at a jewellery store..And i hate jewellery..

Its this my life now?

Being told off by everyone how pathetic i am?

WELL NOT ANYMORE! *Punch*



I'm going to make you proud mother..I'll be the chef everyone used to love again..I'll become my pseudonym again..

I am..

The Official Mama!

I'm trying again Mother..Just like you would in your old days..I'll make you proud..."




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[Cielmira]

Well that was handy. Ammy had fallen in step behind her companions as they bowled through the crowd, tail wagging excitedly. If she was able she would have been lightly cackling while they fled from the various scenes of destruction they left in their wake. It was the Black Market. What were they going to do... call the police? Besides, no one was hurt so in her eyes it was all good fun. Though it was unlikely this wouldn't have any repercussions Amaterasu paid no mind to that train of thought and instead found her attention flicking back and forth at the various items of the shop they had just wandered into.

While Paula entered negotiations with the woman the sun goddess was entertaining herself with the various shiny baubles on display at the edges of the room. Most were above an average person's waist so the wolf had to stand on her hind legs with paws draped over the shelves. She moved from place to place, poking her nose on some more that smelt more interesting or that had moving parts. There were a lot of gems in the store. It was a good thing the one they were looking for was separated out.

The nosy inspection of priceless artifacts came to an abrupt halt when a price was mentioned for the ring. Startled, the globe that Amaterasu had been playfully spinning was hit a little harder than intended and toppled over; nearly hitting a rather expensive looking shell-like artifact on the way. The sun goddess watched it expectantly for a moment, the glove still spinning around on its stand despite its new arrangement. After a moment she turned her head to the shop keeper; of who just finished talking about alternate pay. The first thoughts that came through Ammy's mind was whether she'd accept not having priceless items being broken by a clumsy dog as a reason to lower the price. The white wolf hadn't even moved away from her minor crime yet as she considered the possibilities. One of her ethereal beads began to glow whilst she thought. Of course, she did have a rather rare item... among a slew of mission reward items... but she didn't really want to give them up to a greedy Gerudo.

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Hades immediately parted Paula , like he was the moses of "Get out of the way" philosophy, looking at the garudo of bargain's, trying his hardest to ignore the loud music in his ear. "So, that ring costs that much, huh?? Well, Look, were in a hurry, so how about a trade, hm? You have a rare artifact, while i, myself, have a rarer artifact!" Hades said, grinning wide to Yariem. Hades had a plan, that involved making yariem's shop 100x less valuable, Screwing the pollies over, AND getting this mission done quickly.

"Have you ever heard of the tale of the great king Bzatzulktchkkop?? Of course you haven't! That tale is so ancient, the tablet that had the pronunciation of his name is itself an artifact! But, being a god, ive seen it all...And let me tell you, the story was not pretty. Great King Bzatzulktchkkop was a fearsome prince, long before any of us existed. Pretty sure it was in roman times. He was mightier than Gilgamesh, Stronger than 200 oxen, faster than a cheeta, and his weapon of choice.....WAS THIS!" Hades said, then presenting

A beetle.



It looked to be just a normal beetle to anyone else, but, Hades's face just continued to grin as he explained the mighty feats of  king bzatzasomethingsomething. He told how this beetle once grabbed onto the throat of a dragon, and carried it into the sun where no one would see it again! How the beetle once took a piece of bread across the world to save a hungry child on the other side of the planet!

"And this, mighty tool of the forgotten realm....Can be your's, in exchange for this ring. Honestly, it's a steal for what i'm asking for it!" Hades said, feeling that he sold the feats of this completely average zelda item to the point they could barter it and go. Hopefully Amaterasu's wrecking of yariem's stuff wouldn't distract too much.


iTvsS9Jxp_1d20+2=22 (critical bartering skills! Gimmie yo stuff!)1d20

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Yariem began to listen to Hade's tale about the origins of the beetle he was showing her, although at first she seemed impressed she began to grow to a face of disdain when the king he mentioned was named Bzatzulktchkkop, obviously nobody is going to take the story seriously if someone was called that. Yariem sighed and gave Hade's a glare. "Do you think i'll be convinced by that stupid story you made, there's no way that beetle would do any of that." Yariem said..It seems Hade's bargain plan was a failure..However. "But..You do have a nice..Expensive Beetle..So..I'll take it." Yariem said as she jumped and grabbed the beetle from Hade's hand.

"Thank you for taking the offer Yariem." Paula said to the Gerudo saleswoman. "No problem..Let me just get you the ring." Yariem said as she took the ring off the display and placed it on Paulas hand, however when things were looking up for Paula and co and Yariem was about to place the beetle into the display instead...A crash was heard coming from Amaterasu.

Yariem and Paula watched as the globe started to move around the store, luckily it did not bump into anything which would cause an object in the store to fall..Expect for one thing...A grandfather clock! Which was near a scroll that depicted a painting of Link, a boy who helped the Gerudos in there darkest time serving Ganon. The two girls gasped as the globe hits the grandfather clock..Yet nothing happened. "Phew." Yariem said..However the clock quickly tilted and was about to fall onto the scroll.

"Oh my god..No..NOOOOO!"

*RIP!*

Paula looked at the scroll..Now ripped in half due to the grandfather clock falling on it, she looked at Yariem..Who was in a state of shock over the scroll being ruined. "Umm..Thanks for the ring, but we should be going now." Paula said as she walked towards the exit.

"NO YOU WONT!" Yariem screamed as she pulled out two daggers and jumped over Hades and infront of Paula, before proceeding to aim one of the daggers at the girl. "You can fight!?" Paula said in shock. "YES! THAT SCROLL WAS PAINTED BY MY MOTHER BEFORE THE BIRTH OF GANON..SHE DIED JUST AS HE WAS BORN..THAT STUPID DOG RUINED THE ONLY MEMORY I HAVE OF MY MOTHER LEFT..AND YOU WILL ALL PAY!" Yariem said as she walked closer towards Paula, who took a few steps back. "Were sorry..But she's not a stupid dog, she's a powerful and smart wolf who is kind, generous and innocent and is not afraid of going to the darkest places of the Life Sphere to help a friend." Paula said with all the courage in her heart after being threatened at daggerpoint.

"NO! I'LL KILL YOU AND THAT PURPLE MAN..AS FOR THE WOLF..I'LL HANDLE HER SOON ENO--Excuse me!" Yariem was interrupted by the arrival of Polly Lockheart and her minions who have finally came into the store. "Beat it..Were closed." She said to the girls. "Oh, really? Because you don't seem closed..And is that the Ring of Ambrosia..NO! WE NEED THAT!" Lockheart said sounding panicked. "Oh..You do?" Yariem said before looking back at Paula..A grin soon appeared on her face.

"What are you planning to do?"

mYXCfxrpp_1d20+3(Yariems super!..Weak kick.)

p_1d20+2(Paulas super!..Dodging.)

Yariem tried to kick Paula onto the ground so she can grab the ring, but the girl dodged and jumped back. "What are you doing!?" Paula said at Yariem. "Taking the ring back..So we can play my version of an auction." Yariem said walking closer. "But we just got the ring after given you that beetle..Ugh nevermind." Paula said turning towards Hades and Ammy.

"Lets find another exit team!" Paula said as she ran further into the store, hopefully with Hades and Ammy following behind.

"AFTER THEM!"

As Paula kept running with her teamates behind her, she placed The Ring of Ambrosia onto her finger before looking towards where she was going..She spotted a brown door just above a flight of stairs that they can go in with hopes that it would lead them to an alternate exit. "To the door!" Paula said as she ran towards the door. "Oh no you don't!" Yariem said as she grabbed a nearby box. "Excellent..Gerudo bondage rope for prisoners..This will quickly stop them in there tracks!" Yariem said as she opened the box and quickly threw three pieces of ropes towards the trios legs.

"This silly chase will end NOW!"

p_1d20+3(Yariems weak rope throw.)


p_1d20+2(Paula..Was hit!)

Yariem watched as Paula got tangled by her rope attack. "AHH!" Paula said as she fell on the ground. "Excellent." Yariem said happily as her and the Pollie's quickly caught up to Paula and grabbed her by the scruff of her sweater before using the same rope to tie her hands. "Let go!" Paula said as she tried to struggle with the rope..She was tied up twice before so this can be easy..Surprisingly its not...Yariem must be very good at tieing rope.

"Now..Get that ring off of your Finger..NOW!"

"Yeah because i cant get it off myself.."

"No! Your going to make a big mistake if you use the ring for your auction game!"


(To dodge Yariem's rope attack, roll a Dex 6..You also have a choice to either leave Paula at the mercy of Yariem and the Pollie's or rescue her from the group...But i know you two will make the right choice..Right?)



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[Cielmira]

Hade's story was brilliant; a wondrous tale. How could anyone not accept such an amazing beetle? What someone could do with such an item. This lady was crazy.

Ammy took her eyes off the ball for one moment and all hell broke lose in the shop. Hopefully she hadn't subconsciously nudged it; not that such a small detail would matter in the face of such an explosion. The wonderfully crafted antique clock slammed into the floor, tough enough not to even lose the glass covering its face, but unfortunately some painted paper didn't quite show the same resiliency. The wolf stared down at it, frozen in place, head snapping to the Gerudo who's face was turning as red as her hair. Her screeching was a bit of an overreaction... until the mention of a mother. The sun goddess huffed and retreated back to all fours, padding cautiously over to the scroll while the shop keeper was busy conversing with her two partners.

More people arrived in the shop but Amaterasu was focused on sliding the thin parchment out from under the clock without causing further tears. Her paws carefully drew the two pieces together in front of her and she spent a considerable amount of time aligning them. Paula called for an escape but the canine felt she could do the rest fairly quickly so remained put. With her tail tipping black she invoked one of her lesser used celestial brush techniques; rejuvenation. With a blackened streak across the separation line the celestial ink sunk into the gap between the two parts and wove the fine threads of the scroll back together.

Rope Dodge: KzZ5cWnLp_1d20+2
Tail wagging as the ink faded away to leave a restored scroll, Amaterasu raised her attention back to what was going on in the rest of the shop. Ropes flew through the air toward her. She yelped and danced to the side just as Paula was snatched and reeled back in by the Gerudo shop keeper. Amaterasu growled and barked once before whipping her head down and picking up the fixed scroll. She bit lightly and did her best to keep her tongue off the page as she raced to the captured Paula. As Ammy skid to a stop at the red haired woman's side the wolf invoked one of her other techniques, slashing the ropes binding Paula's feet and hands in a single stroke. Just hopefully she angled it appropriately not to catch the young psychic in the stroke.

Rope Cut: 1d20+31d20+2·1d20+3

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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hades, rather under-dramatically was dragged along the floor with paula, more or less looking amused by this series of unfortunate events. "You know what this means, right? it means IM'A BEAT MY ITEM OUT OF YOU!" Hades said, seeing that now this deal was, fairly enough, compromised. Hades lifted a single clawed finger into the air, before cutting the air as he was dragged, opening up oirtal's to the underworld, as three dragon's colored Red, Blue and Purple flew from the ripped portal's, roaring loudly.

"Oh jeez louise here we go again!"Do you think i wanna be her either"aahh shaddup ya stup-"

"QUIET!"

The Hewdraw's, all three started flying about, The red scaled dragon flying at the pollies first to strike them like a three pin-set up of pins for a dragon shaped bowling ball.


p_1d20+2=5

Following this, the Purple Hewdraw launched to attack Yariem, aiming to ram her straight into the wall and leave her dazed for the moment. And, mostly to get his item back, since, god of hell doesn't really play fair. The purple hewdraw opened his mouth wide, trying to bite Yariem for the grab.

p_1d20+2=13

And finally, the Blue hewdraw started chasing after Pollies, once again. Gotta make sure they pay for this, after all, aiming the horn-blade on it's head to attack them.

p_1d20+2=10

Hades was strung up, much like paula was, until seeing Amaterasu cut them loose. "Well, that was...a minor distraction at best."1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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Before Yariem and the Pollie's could do anything else Ammy's cut attack quickly cutted Paula loose and made her slide towards her goddess friend. While the Pollie's were quickly shot back to the now untied Hades, Yariem turned to Paula and Ammy and ran towards them while waving her daggers everywhere. "STUPID MUTT, I'M ENDING YOU NOW!" Yariem said..However she quickly stopped when she saw it..The scroll that was just recently ripped by the same "Mutt" Is now back to normal thanks to the power of the celestial ink.

"You fixed it.." Yariem said as she quickly took the scroll from Ammy and looked at it, however she quickly turned when Hades SUMMONED A FREAKING THREE HEADED BEAST INTO THE STORE..That sound like they hate each other. The Pollie's who quickly got up looked at Hewdraw. "Aww..PRETTY MONSTER!" The four said..However the Blue and Red Hewdraw was quickly set upon the four, causing them to scream and attempt to run out of the store before he could catch up.


QGhMEuqfp_1d20+1(Yeah..Hewdraws got them..)


p_1d20+1 (How much damage Lockheart received.)

p_1d20+1 (How much damage Locksmith received.)

p_1d20+1 (How much damage Lockhill received.)

p_1d20+1 (How much damage Lockside received.)

Polly Lockheart
Damage: 17%
Status: None
Inventory: None

Polly Locksmith
Damage: 13%
Status: None
Inventory: None

Polly Lockhill
Damage: 2%
Status: None
Inventory: None

Polly Lockside
Damage: 20%
Status: None
Inventory: None

The Red Hewdraw shot at them causing them to be shot back towards the serpent and its brother before they could even leave the store. "What the hell..Dont just keep lieing down..We need to go now..And this will involve teamwork..Like now!" Lockheart said as she got up and continued to run towards the exit. Unknown to her and her minions, The Blue Hewdraw was about to ram into them with its horn.

p_1d20+1(With team effort..The group dodged the attack!)

Lucky for them they all held there hands and jumped at the same time when Lockheart turned to see the horn which was close enough towards that it could of rammed into her, Blue missed unfortunately and the four managed to successfully get to the exit this time. "But Lockheart..What about the ring?" Lockside said in worry. Lockheart just gave her a glare.."Dont worry..Were not done yet..We'll get the ring, however i want to teach that horn beast not to mess with us." Lockheart said as she took out an object..Could it be!? Oh no it was the most dangerous thing the Pollie's have so far..It was...!!!!



A Nail sharper..That the Pollie's use to sharpen there nails. Lockheart quickly threw it towards the Blue Hewdraws right eye in an attempt to temporarily blind him before running out the store with her minions in tow.

"Hope you trim your nails stupid beast!"



p_1d20+1(Lockhearts super sharper throw!)



Meanwhile Paula and Ammy watched as Yariem attempted to jump over the approaching purple Hewdraw and if she was successful she might leave a cut on the serpent if she can.

"Acrobats..Dont fail me now!"


p_1d20+3(Yariem jumps!)


p_1d20+3(And cuts..With average sword skills.)

Yariem successfully jumped over, while doing so she tried to cut into the Purple Hewdraws cheek before landing beside him to do a boost. "I'll strike you and your brothers down even if it means the end of my store..SINCE I HAVE THIS SCROLL NOTHING WILL STOP ME!

I'LL DO IT FOR HONOR OF THE FELLOW LADIES OF GERUDO VALLEY THAT DIED SERVING GANONDORK, MY MOTHER WHO DIED FROM AN ILLNESS AFTER MAKING THIS SCROLL, MY FRIENDS WHO WENT ON TO HAVE BETTER LIVES AS HAVE I, M--"

Yariem kept on going as Paula stood up when the same time as Hades. "We should leave, But Hades can you unsummon that beast before we go? We don't want it to destroy Yariems store..She just misunderstood what we did."


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[Cielmira]

Success! Ammy was rather proud of her handiwork with Yariem accepting the repaired scroll. It had been a long while since her rejuvenation had been useful on Li; thanks to the strong hold of the corruption limiting what it could do. Though, maybe the white wolf could have enlightened the others to her plan so there wasn't a massive three headed dragon trampling the place.

Amaterasu barked in agreement to Paula's plan to leave, tail wagging a couple times with her head upturned to her two tall allies. With all the nail file action happening though her attention was brought around to observing the Pollies. They would need a distraction to get by, unless there was a back door they could use. Well... even if there was it would be good to have the three miscreants hindered so they couldn't immediately give chase. Thus the white wolf prepped her celestial brush. She waited for the trio of heroes to be at least ready for fleeing and for Hades to get his dragon out of the way. Then, Ammy was going to draw a lily pad to flop down on Lockheart's face in all its wet and tangled splendor.

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Hades watched as the Hewdraw's wrecked the store, artifacts and the like smashing along the floor as he watched as if it was the most beautifull thing he had ever witnessed. "Ah...Amazing. Marvelous. Simply breathtaking...." He said in wonder, as Paula and Amaterasu seemed to be trying to get a move on outta here. "Oh, I dont need to take them away. There gonna vanish by themselves anyway, as per rules." Hades said, as the hewdraw's each were being assaulted by the Pollies and Yariem.

"AH, NAIL SHARPENING EQUIPMENT!

"EEK, SWORDS!"

"AH, THE FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD RACK!"

The hewdraw's said as they charged senselessly into all of there attack's, besides the blue, which had gotten damage by crashing into a rack of novelty birthday card's, before they all turned tail into the holes from whence they came.

Hades quickly gave a "Hades OUT!", Before turning tail and leaving the wrecked store with his padre's, while yariem had her freak out, and the pollies would probably do a darth vader style "NOOOOO!!!!", as he was determined to get out of the store. Ah..Today was pretty good!