[Coolshaymin]

Bowser Side

Bowser stomped down towards the Grounds of their Final Battle, K. Rool's base, with Petey Pirahna leading the charge with the plant's intense eagerness to show these fools who is boss. Along their side was Chain Chomplets eager to chow down on those that oppose their master. Vines shred through the earth as Pirahna Plants grounded their way after their leader. There was also one last team of Hammer Bros on their side. Approaching from the south quickly with their few allies they did not send on more important tasks. This land shall know the true terror of sheer force of the Koopa Kingdom.

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Eggman Side

Eggman's forces were by far the largest of them all. He has the most victories under his belt and is therefore the most prepared for this final confrontation. Among these forces there was E-106 Eta, Egg Knights, Egg Pawns, strangely there seemed to be two Eggmans for some reason as both the Egg Viper and Egg Emperor was here which was rather peculiar. Regardless, his mass of supporters was unrivaled with Ganondorf, Big, Rosalina, and Dante.

"Okay, Ganondorf, Big, Dante, as we planned I will support you and the other troops. It is your job to deal as much damage as possible. The odds are in our favor but let's make sure they stay that way," Rosalina said, floating alongside her allies.

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K. Rool Side

K. Rool's forces were mostly hidden inside various nooks and crannies around the battlefield. The Kremlings knew the Black Market better than anyone so they had the advantage of surprise tactics. While their luck has been down and they have the smallest army by far, they made up for it with their unmatchable wit. Almost of the Kremlings were hidden away, ready to launch attacks when the time comes. They were trickery little devils to the highest degree. Even sharing their hiding knowledge with Raine, Tingle and Hood Sickle.

Raine Sage was assigned closer to the Bowser Troops with Tingle while Hood Sickle was assigned to the other side's defense. "You are a strange little man... Just stay alert and don't let the Bowser Troops get the jump on you. The element of surprise is our only strength in this battle," Raine said to Tingle.

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Remaining Troops
Bowser Side
Bowser- 0%
Petey Pirahna- 0%
Chain Chomplets x 3- 0%
Hammer Bros x 2- 0%
Pirahna Plants x 3- 0%

Eggman Side
Egg Emperor- 0%
Egg Viper- 0%
E-106 Eta- 0%
Egg Knights x 4- 0%
Egg Pawns x 4- 0%

K. Rool Side
All Hidden

[PolarStarQuote]

Dante walked out onto the field, twirling his blade in his dominant right hand, rebellion's awakened shape showing it's wide open mouth and blood red eyes. "Heh, now this is what i call a party! Calling dibs on turtle soup though." Dante said, already knowing exactly who he was gonna go after. Bowser. Biggest enemy here, after all. And after the big guy was down, he could probably have fun taking out the lackeys. Then again, they all just looked as if they were begging to be used to attack themselves. And, since K. Rool's army was hidden, Dante had a gut feeling he would need to keep some kind of wit. There probably, more than likely gonna attack from the side's, or from out of sight.

"Keep your guard's up, alright? I get a feeling crocy's gonna bite from behind." Dante said, playfully elbowing his closest team mate's, Big and Rosalina. Dante was having WAY too much fun with the idea of a full out war, and was planning on pulling all the stops.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Ganondorf was no stranger to this sort of thing, for as himself, and as his Ganon Incarnation, he knew the full aspect of the battle and wasn't going to tell anyone, and like Dante Sparda, he was aiming for the Koopa King as well, but he had a much more savage nature for wanting to take down the King of the Koopas, K. Rool was nothing more to him than a tool that can be used at best and a scapegoat to kill off at worst.

"I don't mind you taking Bowser, leaves me free reign to rain hell on his lesser troops before I jump into the fracas with my own brand of magical firepower. But if it gets too raucous and those crocs appear to do what you think they might do, switch tactics to kill gators and turtles with your secret weapon. Once only Bowser is left we go all out and take his shell as a trophy fit for a victory. My only problem is that K. Rool may have hired on a Medic so we will have to focus on getting that kind of trouble out of the way first if they ambush us, otherwise we won't have enough strength to deal with the rest of the mooks. So we will have to kill the Medic if they show themselves." Ganondorf said, his back to the group while staring down the horizon and the soon to be confrontation between Bowser and his troops.

Ganondorf knew that numbers were on their side, but a sudden stealth ambush would ruin any chances of a decicive victory, which was why he had his Sword of the Sages out, and Beam Sword Blade weapon on hand but equipped for specific use so he can go Hyrule Warriors on Both Bowser and any of K. Rool's troops that dare to sneak a bite on him.

[WolfEx]

Big The Cat was in the most uncomfortable position he's ever been in, or will ever be in, a place of violent and epic proportions. Even worse, a war, a WAR, a place of absolute destruction and unforgiving aggression. Big was deathly fearful of every possible outcome such a war would bring, and of all things, they put the poor cat on the frontlines! Why did he decide to join Eggman in the first place, for whatever reason that Robotnik persuaded and convinced the cat and his froggy friend to be the muscle behind the brain. He nervously spoke to his pal Froggy for assurance and moral support. "Froggy...I promise I won't let anything happen to you little buddy. This is a cruel world we live in, and to go to war with eachother....is the ultimate sin. There's a war out there more important and crucial to tend to, against the Infected, yet here we are....pointlessly attacking one another. We have lost our minds...we have strayed off the path of a better tomorrow for a merciless answer. Well Froggy...we won't get an answer this way, I tell you! But we are too deep in it now to find another way....Sonic...save us all...stop this before it's too late...where ARE you...." Big was on the verge of tears as he eyed the massive army marching onward to confront the two other gangs, and he was right there alongside them prepared for the worst. Froggy listened to his dear friend vent all his worries and troubles, and the frog too began to fight back tears upon this gruesome night, what they were about to witness would be a tragedy in its own right, a tragedy they were going to be a part of.

"How will we live with ourselves after this one buddy, how will we move on when every outcome is a painful one." Froggy was silent, he didn't know how to respond to Big's last few words, the cat was right, no matter what happens, the solution will still be the same. There will be fallen friends of every sort, innocent lives put to an end, trophies all over the battle field of fellow colleagues and cherished friends. Everything was scary, and dark, and diluted, there was no black and white, only gray. Even Rosalina's sweet and calming voice did nothing for Big and Froggy's morale, all it did was make things worse. "Rosalina, how can we do this? How can we agree to this kind of slaughter? There must be another way. Mario, Sonic, and Samus I am sure had a plan to see us to survival, this is not the right course of action is it!?" Venting and expressing concerns to Rosalina won't help any, but Eggman refused to listen to anyone, maybe she can sympathize and try to forge an alternate plan with Big and his frog friend, but it was highly unlikely, more than anything, Big just needed an ear to listen to him. An ear to take his words to heart, well, that was probably not probable, but it was something. Every step Big took, the more nervous and worried he became as panic began to overtake him, but somehow he kept going....somehow he kept his sanity...somehow he stayed in the fray. But for how long? That is unknown. Death is at every door step at this point, if only an angel could save them all now.

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Tingle nodded. Being small, hiding came easily. Plus, none of the enemies have seen Tingle fight... well maybe Ganondorf, but that was about it. With his deceiving appearance, he had the element of surprise more ways than one. "Tingle will wait for the signal," he whispered back. He would have to trust Raine, as he knew better than to just jump in. He did dread the possibility of facing Ganondorf.

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Red eyes watched out from the shadows of the Black Market. The reaper's choice of clothing helped him blend in, the dark colors blending to make a natural camouflage. His lights slowly surveyed the area.  Other than his reptilian allies, no soul was in sight but he could sense them. Drawing closer with every second, their urge to rip each other apart growing like a balloon to soon burst. The thought brought a sense of delight to him but not for long. They would be coming for him. If they were willing to confront Death, they must not be afraid of dying. Serving your king till death do you part. A noble sign for some. In the end however, Death would own everyone, leaving no one to rule for themselves.

Hood laying low, he rested upon one knee while holding his soon-to-be murder weapon in ready. "This shall be a flawless execution," he thought. Soon, the flames of the Underworld would ignite, releasing the true end of all kind.

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Ludwig von Koopa stood proud- though when didn’t he?- with fierce determination in his little grey eyes. His focus was on his troops, his general's heart seeking to rally the best of what each of his allies had to offer. Nothing could beat a great speech before a fight, and he loved giving heartfelt speeches, and this was a great time to try and boost the fighting spirit of those that rallied behind them.

"Today is what we all have prepared for from the start, the day we all have been trained to face. We will not surrender, we will not back down! Remember, you are all Koopas! The mightiest warriors, shelled or no! Whatever our enemies may throw at us, we will be ready to drive them into the dirt with no mercy!" His hands began glowing with his increasing ferocity in tone. He pointed a claw at the forces beyond them, indicating both what was seen and hidden, making sure that all troops from all sides that could hear him would hear the bloodthirst. "On the battlefield, we abandon kindness, we abandon courtesy, the only thing we concern ourselves with is victory, that which we will surely achieve! If you see anyone fighting for our foe that you may have once called a friend, forget-" He looked out where he was pointing and felt his gut pull tight with anxiety. The floating blue vision off in the distance was unmistakable, and suddenly his thoughts were shifted first from violence to feelings of adoration, then finally to utter dread. That... was Rosalina... Could she hear him? Oh, he hoped she couldn't hear him, how awful would that be! If she could hear him, would he be able to reconcile? This was terrible, an unanticipated hiccup in his plans of merciless victory!

But on the outside, barely a moment passed as he panicked internally. "...um, forget what bonds... you may have built outside of this place." He let out a frustrated sigh and regathered himself. He closed his eyes and held a tightly shut fist over his heart, bringing out the passionate side of his war-talk. "You may try to rekindle those kind feelings when we have our prize, but I make no promises of what the aftermath of our conquest will hold.” He didn’t know where else to go after his little stutter, hopefully it didn’t ruin the morale of his troops. He turned forward, eyes narrowed and a frown on his beak, ready to fight when the word was given.

[Coolshaymin]

Bowser Side

Petey, the chomplets, Hammer Bros, Pirahna Plants and even Bowser stopped to listen as Ludwig gave his speech before full blown war started. Bowser knew morale was important and even though he gave his speech, he trusted his top general would give an excellent speech to boost it further. Petey was anxious for action as well as the Pirahna Plants and Chomplets but found listening to at least be a good option before destruction. The Hammer Bros had trouble following along but it was probably a great speech in that regard.

Bowser found it odd however, as he was sure the rest did, when Ludwig paused in his speech when pointing. It seemed so out of character for Ludwig to suddenly get speechless during a speech. Bowser looked over at the enemy lines and saw nothing he was sure would instill fear, not that Ludwig had any. The only recognizable one was that space princess but it could not be her.

Bowser knew the troops was probably in complete stun by Ludwig's sudden change in speech and knew he had to do something. "Ludwig is right! We shall show them no mercy as the Koopa Troop is known for! Isn't that right?!" Bowser got to a very weird sounding cheer. "That's right!... Which reminds me... SQUID GIRLS! WAKE UP! THE WAR IS ABOUT TO START!" Bowser called.

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Rosalina and Eggman listened as Ganondorf gave out his plan in reaction to Dante's words. Rosalina was not sure how comfortable she felt around all this blood lust. She was only in this to make sure nothing unnecessary happened especially if a Luma somehow got caught up in this. Rosalina was not sure how ethical focusing all their might on one person can be but healers were a considerable danger. "That is an excellent plan, Ganondorf, I can see why you are so feared. I would be cautious however, Bowser and K. Rool may look like mindless brutes but they can be very sneaky," Eggman warned.

Rosalina did not have anything to add until she heard the cat talking to his own special one. Rosalina actually wondered how the sensitive cat got himself into this. Rosalina paused as he suddenly asked her for advice and figured sending them a personal telepathic message would be best. "I know it is probably not the right course of action, and honestly, I do not like it either. I am here to make sure those closest to me do not get hurt," Rosalina said as she stared at Ludwig giving his speech. She really did not want to put the polite Koopa down. "I am not here for the destruction of innocent lives, I am here to protect those. I can tell your reason for being here is similar, right? To protect those closest to you like your friend? Then how about we agree to help those closest to us, together?" Rosalina asked.

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A radio turned on on the tables of the rooms Hood Sickle, Raine and Tingle were hiding in and broadcasted a message from K. Rool. "Okay you lot, it is nearly time to put plans into action. My troops are already ready to strike when the time is right. Tingle, remember, you must make sure no harm comes to Raine, she is too important an advantage. Raine, remember our troops stay in top condition no matter what and I trust your orders from your impressive regime. Hood Sickle, I want you to spy on Egghead's plans and inform me and Raine so we act accordingly. That is all, the time is almost here, be ready. K. Rool out."

Raine stood up once the orders were given and walked near the exit of their hiding place. "Okay, it is almost time... while we have a short while I want to ask you something. Knowing each other may make this easier. Why did you join this war, Tingle?" Raine asked.

[PolarStarQuote]

"Heh, sounds like a plan." Dante said, turning his stance into that of a bruce lee pose, swinging a few shadow-boxing punches as he wave his hand forward, aiming straight at bowser's army. Dante looked at big, getting his fighting stance down as he patted the big fat cat's shoulder for comfort. "Dont worry too much...The war's far from over after this. Just have some fun with it, ok??" Dante said smiling to try and give big a good amount of confidence.

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"Squid girls AND A SQUID GUY!" One of the aforementioned squid's yelled out, particularly the male of the group said as four young children seemed to hop out from behind bowser, standing in front of the big turtle. One loaded a snipe rifle full with a ink cartridge, once loaded there super-soaker with ink, the boy rolled his paint brush in paint as the final one loaded a HUGE gallon of ink into a Gatling gun type of gun. 

These were...the bloop troop! Inkling mercenary's that were hired by Bowser to fight in this gang war. They are kids now, and they are also squids now. The inklings immediately started firing there ink blasts across the battlefield to cover a portion of bowser's side, swimming through there ink to make there way to the front lines.

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Whats that in the sky...is it a bird?? A plane?? A worm in a power suit to make him a super powered protagonist riding a pocket rocket, with a slime and a puppy best friend?? ...Yes, it is. 

EARTHWORM JIM!! In da soil he did crawwwl. EARTHWORM JIM! A super suit did fallll. Jim was just a dirt-eating, chewy link of worm flesh, but all that came to a crashing end. Ha ha HAAAA! EARTHWORM JIM! He's such a groovy guuuuy! EARTHWORM JIM! He rockets through the skkkkyyyy. Cruising through the universe, having lots of fuuuun. Here come Earthworm Jim; you know that he's the mighty one! LOOK OUT!!



Despite his big great muscles and his really big red guuuun, Jim is still an earthworm but then he's the only ooone. With his super suit to make him really super strrroong, Jim can be a hero if we only sing along. EARTHWORM JIM! We think he's mighty fiiiine. EARTHWORM JIM! A hero for all time EARTHWORM EARTHWORM EARTHWORM EARTHWORM JIM! Hoo-ray-for-HIIIIIM!!!

The Groovy earthworm landed behind K. Rool's troops, hopping off his rocket and aiming his gun around spaztically. "Where are they, lemme at him!!" Earthworm cried, then blinking upon seeing he was in the middle of his own friends. "...Hm. ALRIGHT, LETS GO GET 'EM!" Earthworm Jim said, running out to the front lines, his wormy head swishing and swaying as he ran with a amazing pep in his step.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"I agree with you on that one Eggman, I've worked with Bowser during that Subspace Emissary incident, so I know how he would react if he saw me gunning him down like last time. My Twilight Armor still has dents from Bowser's fangs when I was still trophified. As for K. Rool, his unpredictability at being sneaky only plays to the advantage he has, good news for him; bad news for anyone not hiding. What I might suggest is we get ourselves to a good vantage point, that way we know..." Ganondorf said, before he noticed some new meat in Bowser's group... Ganondorf wasn't just mad; he was PISSED.

"Is it just me, or did Bowser just call in reinforcements... If I knew any better, I'd had Lent you my entire tribe of Gerudo bandits, Eggman." Ganondorf said as he started rubbing the temples of his forehead with his right hand, drawing the Sword of the Sages out of its scabbard with his left.

[WolfEx]

Rosalina's calming words empowered Big to continue his participation in the war, at least right now. Big's mind may still change later on, but he had to participate to, as Rosalina put it, save the lives of so many others. He couldn't just abandon the good people of the Life Sphere by not being present in this war and allowing such destruction, at least by being a part of it, he could maybe somehow sway the outcome to be a little less...well...catastrophic. After those calming words, he got some disturbing words to say the least, from a white haired gentleman who looked like a common thug. Have some fun with war? How is war fun? How is committing endless violence entertaining? Big felt a bit queasy upon hearing this, and Froggy gave Dante a stare feeling as if it needed to keep an eye on him and his sass. Big looks at Eggman and hears the favoring the mad man is giving to the large elf known as Ganondorf, this didn't sit right with Big. Did those two have some kind of special bad guy connection? And would it come back to bite everyone in their behinds? The purple coated cat humanoid hybrid would definitely be cautious in this war, and on the lookout for any unnecessary side plans that guys such as Ganondorf and Eggman might have in mind down the road. Nobody was going to cause further distress in this time of woe, Big was going to make sure of that. The goal was to finish this war as quickly as possible and that was it, Eggman was to be seen victorious strictly for the purpose of bettering the Life Sphere and nothing more. Big would do anything to ensure a peaceful resolve and to see Eggman true to his word and his promises at all costs. "We go to war, then....for the people of the Life Sphere...." Big had a great sadness in his voice, but there was a result he had to reach, and he was going to reach it. The battle ahead was very near now, and bodies would quickly riddle the battlefield. Big would have to expect a genocide.

[Deleted]

"Tingle is hoping for big profits if King K wins," Tingle answered, looking at Raine. "Tingle has friends in Life Sphere, but Tingle knows they will be safe," he added as an afterthought. Even if Link and Zelda were somehow caught in this mess, they've made it through worse. Tingle wasn't the strongest fighter, or the heaviest, but he sure could take a beating. It was because of this that he would be useful in protecting Raine. Of course it could be argued that someone stronger would be better suited for the task.

[Deleted]

The words of K. Rool didn't sit right with the reaper. Just when he thought he could rip a bot's head from its body, he was asked to people watch. His hands clenched tight, so tight it would've snapped his scythe in half if it weren't for the fact that it was forged in the fires of the Underworld. He had no idea how K. Rool had had the genius idea to let the short green man protect the only healer they had. Hell, he should be protecting her and Tingle taking his place. The pipsqueak would probably be better at hiding than him. He stopped for the few seconds that he had to close his eyes and grumble over the matter before taking off to his battle position. Taking watch, what did he look like? A security guard?

[Coolshaymin]

Bowser's Side

Bowser just gave a disbelieving jaw hang at the male squid kid's correction. He knew they were mercenaries but that gave them no right to disobey them. They were off before he could yell which honestly may of been for the best. "Okay, troops! Let's claim victory for the Koopa Kingdom!" Bowser said before rushing forward with his minions in pursuit. It was time for this war to finally truly begin and come to an end. The Koopa Kingdom must win... for the sake of all Koopa Kind.

Bowser noticed Ganondorf first thing on his run. Figures he would be here to fight against him again. That king obsessed with power acts like he did not betray him first. It was about time he taught the "King of Evil" another lesson. "Petey, you take the Pirahna Plants and keep an eye out for Kremlings. Squids Girls... and Guy, you take care of the other close minions of Eggman. Ganondorf is mine," Bowser said. It looks like he had two major targets in this war. Bowser grabbed hold of the chain on one of his Chomplets and threw the small Chain Chomp at Ganondorf with all his strength. The Chain Chomplet would then quickly recover and try a bite of Ganondorf for itself.

TOH1iSoMp_1d20+6 (Bowser's Chain  Chomplet style Hammer Throw at Ganondorf)

p_1d20+4 (Chain Chomplet's Critical Chomp on Ganondorf)

The two remaining Chain Chomplets decided Dante looked yummy and decided to take a chomp out of him.

p_1d20+4(Chain Chomplet B's Excellent Snap on Dante)
p_1d20+4(Chain Chomplet C's rather meek bite on Dante)

The Hammer Bros saw Big as a pretty big target so they threw their hammers at him.

p_1d20+3(Hammer Bro A's Hammer Assualt on Big)
p_1d20+3(Hammer Bro B's HAMMER SNIPE on Big)

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"It appears he does have some early reinforcements. No matter, we will have to incoorporate them into the plan. The Diversion suit and I will take to the skies so we can get a better scope of the battlefield. You focus on the troops he is sending at you. I will attempt to lure him away so you can take out the easy ones," Eggman said before both mechs took to the sky.

Rosalina watched as Eggman flew away and Bowser's forces began to attack. Rosalina maintained focus and dared not to attack first. She noticed some Hammers flying at Big and to seal their agreement she decided to focus on protecting Big. A bubble appeared around Big that moved with him to not hinder his movements. Should an attack manage to hit him this should weaken it.

Cosmic Protection on Big:
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Unfortunately the shield was too weak and would break upon contact so it would be no use this turn.

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Raine heard the sounds of running past the door and decided now was the time. "The Kremlings should be arriving shortly. I think we should head out and pre-" As Raine opened the door to her and Tingle's hideout however she noticed Petey walk by who then looked at the door. Raine quickly slammed the door which was then slammed against by the large plant. "That was... unexpected... Tingle, any idea how we will get past that plant? I need time to think," Raine asked.

(Let the war officially begin)
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[PolarStarQuote]

Dante smiled as he ran up to the battlefield with Bowser, hearing the sounds of troops cry with blood lust giving him a memory of his father. "Alright, This party's getting' crazy!" Dante said happily, as he then looked toward the chain chomps coming his way.


1caX8wR|p_1d20+2=21 (dont challenge the god of dodge, kids.)


p_1d20+2=15 (You just dont.)

Dante smiled upon seeing the first of the chain chomps landing what must of been an amazing bite...If it hit, which, it didn't. Dante instead opting to Air Hike over the chain chomp, Successfully avoiding the second chain chomp in the process, as he then landed right on the Chain Chomps shiny black head. "Alright, you and i are gonna have alot of fun. Lets see how well you do as a Hedge Trimmer!" Dante said, winding his foot back as far as possible, looking to kick the Chain Chomp into the Pirahna plants, hoping the stupid dog would keep biting, and incidentally cut through his own allies, like a sadistic Lawn Mower.


p_1d20+1=12

Dante then took a look at Ganondorf. Well, him getting attacked. That just wont do, will it? He IS the tank it seemed, so, him and Dante were gonna have to play Sam & Max. Asterix & Obelix. Orinstein & Smough. Big tank guy & small speedy demon. Snorlax & Pikachu...They were gonna team up, ok?? The rest of them can keep watch for the kremlings, and provide support for them as they looked to shred right through Bowser's ranks. 

Dante grabbed Ebony and Ivory from there back holster's, spinning them around for some nice flair, and then proceeding to shoot at the Chain Chomplet bowser threw at ganon, hoping to careen the little devil off course of the course of the dark lord's face.


p_1d20+2=12

Dante then stashed his guns away, figuring it was time for some Music. Dante summoned forth his literally electric guitar, as he began shredding out a awesome tune to summon the swarm of Electric Bats, sending these electric demons at...oh, lets saaay, THE HAMMER BROTHER'S!


p_1d20 (Very lack luster bat swarms. He must of tried playing something that wasn't from the DmC OST.)

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"Minion's shminions, this is too easy!"

"Yeah, we'll wreck 'em!"

"Girl power!"

"..but...im not a gi-"

"SHUT IT ANBE!"

The gang of rambunctious Squid Kids were  grinning as they eyes down which of these minions to soak down first. Well, what they really wanted to do was attack the big guys, like Ganon, Dante, Big or even Rosalina, but, that doesn't really pay the bills, now does it? They set there sights on one funny looking robot. One Mr. E-106 Eta.

"Ika, snipe that sonofa!"

"You got it!" Ika said happily, slamming down her charger, before firing a straight line blast of ink toward's the robot!

p_1d20+3=19 (Eta is gonna look like a blue rasberry gusher.)

"Direct hit! Go go go!" Ika said after, as the rest of them turned into Squids now, swimming upstream through Ika's sniper fire, before turning into Kids now, jumping over to surround Eta in a three-way Mexican stand off. They each aimed there gun's into the center, grinning. "Prepare to look like Swiss cheese!" Chizuru said, as they all began firing there respective guns (Except for Anbe, who was just kinda swinging his roller at eta, sending gobs of ink at him.)

p_1d20 (Anbe's stinks.)

p_1d20 (Chizuru's sucks more)

After a small charge, Eiko then sent her attack through her Heavy Gatling gun

p_1d20 (the least sucky, but still pretty useless.)

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"Do you got any 3's?"

"Go fish. Do you got an old maid?"

"I do!"

"...Thats a slice of swiss cheese."

"...I dunno if were playing this game right, Slime..."

"Got it! IT WAS COLENAL MUSTARD, IN THE DINET, WITH THE CARDBOARD TUBE!"

"...Go Fish."

"Dangit!"

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