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Ah, yes, the nether pla- WRONG NETHER YOU MORON'S! 

Ah, yes, the nether plains. such a majestic place, full of wonder, and many many puzzles. Truely, there is no more a lovely place than this. And in this nether plain, sat a little scientist twiddling on his machine, awaiting his three test monkeys to show up for some, extra dimensional shenanigans. 

"Yes, perfect! no wait, OUTSTANDING! no, yet again, AAAMAZING! The nether plains provide such exemplary data for extra dimensional travel! Such energy, i AM IN LOVE~!" The scientist said to himself, of no doubt questionable sanity at this point. 

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Zelda enter's in, stage left, carefully walking through the nether, deciding to throw her high-heel shoe's aside for not and dawn some combat slippers instead, along with the oh so classic combat dress and Combat Skirt.  

She walked to the scientist, holding her rapier to her side. "Excuse me...i believe i was called by a scientist? A call to arms to defend a...alternate hyrule?" 

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The mad man nodded, giggling "W-why yes! Zelda, where are the other two??"

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If the princess and mad scientist were paying attention, they would see a shadow on the ground. Looking up, they would see Tingle suspended in the air by his balon as he descended. "Hello! Tingle is here!" he greeted. He was still fairly high up, so shouting was necessary for them to hear him. He was sure Link would be right behind him. As a matter of fact, knowing him, he'd arrive at any minute.

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Link was coming with his 8-Bit Candle themed Fire Rod ready to do what he can for Zelda and Hyrule. However there was a strange scent in the air of the strange area they were in. This was a painfully long walk but the smell of old men, 'fairy dust' and Balloons were strong. Those three smells were a clear sign HE could be nearby... but HOW?! How could HE of all people be here?!

Then he looked up in the distance and it was HIM. The 'Fairy' That Shalt Not Be Named, Tingle. Seeing this guy for the strangest reason sent a chill down Link's otherwise fearless spine. Link was just going to have to be courageous, not brave to get through this mission. This was for the sake of Zelda and Hyrule, he can not let that creep get to him. Putting the 8-Bit Candle on his back, Link sighed and walked forward to meet the others.

"It would seem HE somehow got here before me. Hello, Tingle, Zelda... um... other guy. So, what exactly do we need to do to save this... alternate Hyrule?" Link asked.

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Zelda sighed, a little in relief. for the first time in the while, she'd be taking a mission with...relatively familiar people. Link, atleast. Zelda nodded to link's question, expecting an answer for this question, also expecting tingle to float down with them...eventually.

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"Glad you asked!" The madman said, turning around to reveal himself.

Unfortunately, it appear's he was just like most mission creator's. Generic place holder's made for the sake of a larger mission goal. "You guys dont need anything, except some SERIOUS wit! There will be many a oddity you will encounter, so, i suggest you be smart and on your theoretical tail's, haha~!" He said, revealing as well, a large machine with a gyrating top, and black exterior, with a few colorful buttons. "Now, going by that distress signal, we should be able to track it's starting point by re-calibrating the theorine coordinates, playing it in reverse, than speeding it up by 0.5 percent...BINGO BONGO!" He said, clapping as the top spun around quickly. "Time to rock out! You three ready for some unfamiliar territory, and some extremely uncomfortable encounters with your alternate universe selves??"

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"Sounds....fun?" Zelda said, sighing as she nodded. "I suppose we are. Send us wherever it is so that we may save our kingdom!" Zelda said, smiling and raising her rapier to be prepared to fight whatever evil comes!

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As Tingle floated down, his balloon spontaneously popped, sending him plummeting and falling flat on his face, causing him to "land" sooner rather than later. After a moment, he picked himself up the ground and pulled his Rupee Sack out of his hammerspace and swinging it over his shoulder, and taking a step back to regain his balance. "Tingle is ready for action if Princess and Mr Fairy are!" he said rather enthusiastically. He was no stranger to Hyrule, so he had little reason to be afriad. Plus if the alternate Tingle was anything like himself, he would certainly have a love for Rupees.

[Coolshaymin]

The mad scientist guy mentioning oddities was something odd. How odd can one Hyrule be to a trio that came from Hyrule? It can't be that much more different from their home kingdom, right? Their alternate selves can not be that radically different from them, right?... OH NO! WHAT IF ALTERNATE LINK HAD A GOATEE AND WAS EVIL?!... Wait no... that was ridiculous. It was not like dimension and time hopping was anything new to this incarnation.

Tingle rather comedically fell from his balloon and Link looked down at the strange man for a few seconds. Link has seen this man fight and it was rather... comical more than anything. This was going to be interesting to say the least. That nickname Mr. Fairy still felt really creepy for the Hyrule Warrior though. It was time to shake that disturbing thought of his mind however and prepare for this journey into familiar yet distant land. "I am ready as well. No threat against Hyrule shall survive when I get involved," Link replied, taking his 8-Bit Candle and spinning it around himself with a flare as it emitted flames to make his point more fancy.

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"Right-o!!! Before you go, take this communicator, of course" The scientist said, shoving the tiny speaker and microphone combo into tingle's hands, slapping a few button's as the world around the three started to morph, inward, outward, and swirling before they all suddenly felt a large electric jump, sending them into another realm!

And where they ended up was...not quite where they wanted to be.

A blue void. an endless blue void, with what appears to be mountains and clouds in the far, far distance.

"Wooooaaaahh, i was WAAAAY off! Apparently, this is a dimension, ruled by a great, giant deity overlord. It says that he can not be beaten, and will stop at nothing to teach....typing?? Uhm....maybe be careful there. See, i can only send you guys to different dimensions after 10 minutes has passed (approx. 3 turns!)" The scientist blipped to them, before becoming silent....And then...He came...

The flying mario head, voiced by Charles Martinet.

"Oooooo, nice compooter you have here. Can i-a have it??"

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Zelda blinked up at the giant bobble headed mario in....Shock? Disgust? Loss of sanity? She didn't like it, whatever it was. "U-uhm....What computer??" She asked, in fear of the claymation mario head before her. She gripped her rapier, ready to stab this thing in the snout if it came too close.

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The mario head didn't seem to care much for that answer, as he looked around, before speaking again. "Im-a sing a song, just for you!"


"When the moon, hit's your eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's a morae!"


"When a eel, lunges out, and takes a bit outta your snout, that's a moray!"


"Get it, a moray eel? Hohohoho!"

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Surprisingly, even the weird green thing, Tingle, was at a loss for words. Unsure as to how to operate it, he put the communicator into his hammer space, which seemed be located in his backpack, where they would still be able to hear the mad scientist if he tried to contact them. While the narrator wondered how many Intelligence rolls Tingle and Link would potentially fail, Tingle wondered what exactly "typing" was. Clearly this wasn't going to be easy.

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Link had to wonder why the scientist gave the communication device to Tingle of all people. Surely he was way better qualified to hold such a machine, he got a tape recorder working only after 6 tries. Before he could question the man though, reality began to shift and they were taken to a new area... this certainly looked nothing like Hyrule, alternate or not. Then the scientist mentioned some strange word that could never be English. "Typing?" Link asked quietly. He had no idea what that word was even supposed to mean.

The confusion then came as a giant head came out of nowhere. It mentioned something about a con poo tor... where has he heard of that?

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Ah yes, Con Pooter, the study of conning people by giving them pieces of waste. He had no idea who the Con Pooter here was though. Link was too heroic to do such a dirty deed. Zelda certainly was not the type... wait... TINGLE! HE WAS A CON POOTER ALL ALONG! "THE CON POOTER IS RIGHT HERE!" Link said to the head, pointing to Tingle, being way too stupid to realize he was not even pronouncing the right word.
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Zelda turned her gaze at link, with a look that seemed to scream "Are you serious right now?!", as she dropped her guard from link's sheer stupidity, which, is a bad move in retrospect.

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The mario head, gave a expression that was much of the same of his  usual dopey smile, as his wide eyes stared deep into the soul's of Zelda, Link and Tingle...Until he spoke, once more.

"Say, im-a thorsty! Got anything to-a drinky??"

The mario head asked, apparently his non-existent throat was parched from all of this sitting around and doing nothing...Yes, he is quite the fearful god. He continued to stare after his request for a drink. And while he waits.

"Bet you cant-a do this! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Mario said, as his floating wizard of oz head spun in place.

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Zelda looked at Link,, then at tingle, then at the mario head. " Uhm...i don't...do you guys have anything?" She asked, not having any form of liquid for the mario head.

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Tingle shot Link a death glare. They would talk about this later. Then the floating head asked for something to drink.
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"Tingle doesn't, but Tingle thinks Mr Fairy might," he told the Mario head, deciding he'd rather just go ahead and get back at Link and pointing at him. Tingle must have more in common with his Wind Waker counterpart than appearance. Then an idea popped into his head. Maybe he could try and out weird the Mario head.  He inflated one of the many balloons in his backpack. Since he was already floating, it didn't make much difference. He then began spinning.1d20

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Why was everyone giving him death glares? Link thought he figured out who the Con Pooter was rather well. Yet his allies are looking at him like he is some kind of idiot. Oh well, best not to think into it too much, people tended to be weird and Link did not like to conversate or persuade much as a result. He did graduate from Hylian High... by joining the Hylian Army, that counts... right?

Either way it would seem the head was now thirsty and spinning around in circles. Zelda apparently had no drinks and Tingle threw Link under the Carriage. "Um... I might, hold on," Link said. He had some potions on him before he came here. Maybe they were still on him as he padded himself... there was nothing... ALL HIS MATERIALS AND BOTTLES WERE GONE! Well, this was just great, he had literally no items on him at all.

"Uh... all my potions seem to be missing and I have nothing else on me... I got nothing to drink either..." Link admitted, rubbing his head in embarrassment. He can not even help his friends because his potions vanished... Well... it would not really help his friends anyway come to think of it. What was this head going to really do if it could not dr-... What the Demon Realm is Tingle doing?

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Tingle is trying to show he is the better spinner! The Hero of War is the one that has the right to show off, not him! Link took his 8-Bit Candle off his back and turned it into an axe, he then threw it in front of him before standing on one leg and holding his hands on his head and spinning like a ballerina while the 8-Bit Ax Candle spun around him like a hula hoop.
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The mario head was un-amused by the group's antic's, as he stopped his spinning, blinking once or twice. "I'ma fly around now!" The mario head said, then turning to the direct left, and letting out a ungodfully annoying plane sound as he flied through the air, doing loopedee loo's and the like....and...wait...HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!!


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Zelda looked at her comrade's, before raising her hand, covered in a silky white glove, before face palming hard enough for a loud audible slap to be heard against her face, pinching the bridge of her nose angrily. "I...cant believe....i just...." She could hardly make out just how utterly hatefull she felt right now. She was surrounded by idiots...Oh, wait, somethings heading for her....OH CRAP, SOMETHINGS HEADING FOR HER!



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"F-farore!" Zelda called at the last second, dissapearing from the mario head's wrath, popping right behind the flying typing tutor. Oh well, seems a 2 turn cooldown wasn't so bad right now.

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Well seems like trying to out weird the giant head was a bad idea on Tingle's part. At least he didn't try attacking it, which it appeared to be doing right now. Then Tingle's balloon spectacularly sprung a leak, sending him flying erratically through the void.
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Well... it would appear that this was a very bad idea as the head did more weird stunts. This time though, the weird stunt turned into an attack at the trio. Link grabbed the ax and turned the Ax Mode off before trying to jump out of the way. However, he was too slow and got nailed pretty badly by the head as he rolled along the imaginary ground and laid down for a while. Oh no! It would appear the Hero of War was dead!

... Nope, with that burst of flame from his body before he reappeared standing perfectly fine... Link is such a drama queen... "Okay... we appeared to have angered the head god. Hey! Science dude! Are we ready to leave yet?!" Link shouted towards Tingle for the machine to hear.

Before the answer would come, Link ran towards Zelda and stood in front of her with his Fire Rod out. "Don't worry Princess, I will protect you if it tries anything else!" Link said valiantly, essentially offering himself as a meat shield.
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