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Finally after a few days the second annual Smash Tournaments have arrived. Paula figured she signed up, recently she had odd dreams about the Destroyed Treehouse..And a Lady who called out her name, she did not know what she looked like. She was going to head to the Destroyed Treehouse tomorrow since she had taken up a solo resource mission for some golden bananas but for now she decided to have fun at the Tournaments. She would probably lose in the first match anyway so why the hell not.


She also decided to wear something different today, mainly a white tank top with flowers on them and a grey skirt and also some sneakers. She couldn't always wear her dress all the time especially when going to dangerous places of Li, she thought the new clothes suited her. She then waited for her rival to arrive..Game and Watch, she heard a lot from him lately.


"Gee, there's a lot of people who came to watch a pre-teen girl beat up an 8-bit man." She thought to herself.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The crowd boomed with enthusiasm, signs picketing Little Leaguers’ and Subspace Sweethearts’ logos were being cast high in the air as they were hyped in anticipation of the impending match. As the crowd began the boom-boom clap, the flat figure emerged from the stadium tunnels. Clad in a robe-like jersey with his team’s logo splayed on the back he slowly made his way over toward his opponent, his arms raised and pumping into the sky like a boxer prepping themselves before entering the ring. The flat man ripped his cloth from his body with one simple tug and released it into the wind and toward the audience, knowing that one of his adoring fans would probably treasure it for life. He should have signed it before hand, but they could always get his autograph after the match.

His hands were firmly cemented to his hips as he stoically looked to his opponent, it was about time he had a matchup that wasn’t taller than himself. Though, once he noticed that his matchup this time around was a tiny child he began a chuckle that sounded like someone in the audience forget to set their phone on silent. This is the best they could do, well he supposed it made up for the fact that he passed the first round of the last tournament and then everything was dropped.

He then ceased his laughter, remembering that he should keep a professional air around him for the sake of keeping a good public opinion of himself. Although, beating up a child would hurt his public image, but being defeated by a little girl would be even worse. Hrm, there was no way out of this one was there? He would need to consult his agent (Mr. Gold & Fish) on this one. Either way, he readied a battle stance.

[PolarStarQuote]

As the crowd's finally calmed themselves from the appearance of the fighters, The referee of this match would soon arrive...



"Blub! Blub! Blubflaghlaghlablub! [Please! Please! Calm down, i need to explain the rules!]" Said the quote handsomely dressed man. Who was this guy? He was just...the perfect human! Two arms, two legs, a head of hair and a fine mustache along with it! If someone were to say 'hey, i wonder who would be the ultimate human male look like?' they would immediately see this. But, regardless, this was no time to talk about this normal dad, now is the time for him to ref this match!

"Blubblubublublblubleblub! Fhtaghnflaghagahgblblblbl! [Alrighty-tighty, lets see, this match will have a limited number of 4 turns, followed by the rule of NO Final Smash's! Thats about all of the alterations to the rule's, everything else, No killin', no items and no helping hands are still in place!]" The totally-not-an octopus said, waving his not-tentacles around to simulate the rule's for them, along with some flashy shadow boxing to get the blood rushing.

Also, for sake of convenience, there was a small sign underneath him that displayed the rule's for them. No idea why though, who couldn't understand this guy?

"Flaghblublublub?? BLUB!!! [Ready for a friendly match?? THEN GO!]"

[Deleted]

Paula watched as the referee appeared in the stadium..He looked more like an octopus in a well dressed suit then just a regular man, however in this economy she did not want to say anything and watched as the octopus just made noises as he explained the rules which were displayed under him. After it looked like he gave the go ahead to start to the match and walked off looking like 4 people were controlling him at the same time, Paula decided to go first.


"Whelp i guess i'll go first." Paula said as she took out her pan and summoned a fireball from her fingers. "Watch out!" Paula said as she whacked the fireball towards Game&Watch.



7v3XuMXfp_1d20+3(How fast the Fireball was.)

(Quote: Roll a 17 to avoid the fireball.)1d20+3

[WolfEx]

The ferocious fireball launched at Game and Watch seemed to hit nothing but....well....air.

The pixelated mad man seemed to have ran away from the battle, seemingly giving up for whatever reason in bothering to fight. This was a first in the Sunshine Stadium! However, not to fear, someone else is coming in to intrude in that old school Smash Bros. way!

WARNING A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!



WARIO JOINS THE FRAY!



"WA HA HA! You think you can get a free win because the pixel puss decided to make tracks!?! Think again Wario is here! WA HA!" Wario rushes into the stadium hell bent on destruction and pumped up to fight! At first he wasn't sure about competing, but after hearing about some super secret prize of some kind, treasure was on this guy's mind and he just couldn't resist! He goes right into the fray by charging at Paula with a world renowned WARIO RAM!

Roll for Wario Ram:

uGmDSKu0p_1d20 (+2) = 4


Unfortunately Wario trips over his curled shoes and falls into the dirt. Maybe he might have hit Paula with his attempt, he wasn't really sure. He tries again. "AGAIN! I GO AGAIN!" With a mighty huff he runs at Paula once more!

Roll for Wario Ram:

p_1d20 (+2) = 10

This time he had a bit more oomph and thrusted himself at Paula in a dash hoping to knock her right down!

((I will leave off on whatever turn number GW was on, I won't start fresh with my turns.))


(Roll atleast a 5 to avoid the first failure of a wario ram. If you can avoid it, it's a 8 to avoid the second wario ram, and if you were hit by the first, roll a 10)1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

The octopus dad's eyes went as wide as plates as soon as he saw paula polestar flinging fire out of her fingers, making the octopus leap for cover. The octo-dad peeked out from cover as he saw the challenger was apparently so awestruck by the fire, he flew off into the distance!...Octo-dad was raising one slippery tentacle, preparing to give paula victory, until Wario jumped in suddenly, looking to take the fighter's place. "Blublblbublbub! [You people are INSANE!!]"



The commentator's booth was suddenly alive with huge flashing lights, as two squiddy looking girls hopped out for commentary. 

"Hold on to your tentacles!"

"Its Smash Time."

"Thats right!! We were originally gonna have Game & Watch fight Paula Polestar, but it seems game and watch has been replaced with...this guy! Which uis a shame too, Game and watch was dreamy!"

"Only you would find a 2-D man dreamy...Anyways, it looks like this will be average, all things considered, with a human guy and a human girl."

"Lets root for Paula!"

"I was gonna hope for Wario, personally...."

[Deleted]

Paula watched as the fireball reached the otherside of the stage, where Mr Game and Watch should be..But strangely he mysteriously..Disappeared? "Huh..Where did h--She was suddenly interrupted by the arrival of his replacement..Wario. "I wonder what happened to Game and Watch..Oh well i guess he was busy with something, might as well fight....That guy." She thought to herself as she watched Wario attack..By trying to ram into her.


GhdF|JOmp_1d20+2(Paula..Did not even move at all!)


Paula prepared to dodge Wario's attack..When the little man fell over before he could even charge towards her, she took a few steps forward towards Wario before saying. "Do you need help?" She said to Wario, but he quickly got up and tried again.


p_1d20+2(Paula just stepped aside from the ram.)

Paula just simply stepped aside this time since Wario was being slow in his attack, she watched as he ran passed her instead of ramming Paula into the ground, Paula decided it was her turn to attack, quickly she got out her pan and ran towards Wario where she tried to whack him onto the ground herself.


p_1d20+1(Well that was weak..But it might work!)

(Roll a....Oh, whatever, Shadow already posted anyway.)1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+1

[WolfEx]

The great and powerful Wario was not so great and powerful after all! He missed his target, TWICE! And this was not a pleasant thing to happen at all, Wario was always on point, and when he wasn't, he sure can take it real hard, especially as a man with a very short temper. His opponent tries to help him up at one point asking about his health, furious, he snaps at her with a growl. "Don't ever give Wario your sympathy! I don't need it, I am a capable brute of pure strength!" After missing his ram afterwards, Wario was really growing restless with this girl already. "GAHHH!!! You impossible girl! You bother me!" Before he was to make another attack, she comes at him with a frying pan. "WAH!" Wario tries to twist his body elegantly out of the way of the pan.

Roll for dodging pan:

J8OOGQ8Rp_1d20 (+2) = 11

And it with a beautiful spin and a pip in his step, Wario masterfully dodges the pan and lands sternly on his feet bowing to the crowd for his wonderful avoidance maneuver. "Thank you! THANK YOU! Wario thanks you!" After his moment of boasting, Wario goes right back to laying the smack down on the insolent girl. "Now this time I am taking you down princessa!" With a smug grin, Wario jumps into the air and throws himself in another awe inspiring twirling motion at the girl using his famous Wario Tornado attack.

Roll for WARIO TORNADO:

p_1d20 (+2) = 7

The tornado was a small, sluggish whirl of his body. Hey, he might at least tap her a bit....

((Wario Waft, 2 turns more to max flatulence.))

(Quote: Roll atleast an 8 to avoid wario's little tornado!)

1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

"Whaddya' mean you're hoping for Wario?! He's...He's wario!!"

"He's funny. What do you see in paula that i dont?"

"She's cute!! Plus, that pink dress is really fashionable!"

"About as fashionable as a nun outfit...."

"...What's a nun??"

"....I have no idea."


Third round!

[Deleted]

Paula spinned when the pan attack on Wario failed. "Whoops." She said giggling, although she thought about Wario for a bit..It seems he has bad sport by the looks of it, i wonder what would happen should he lose? She'll just cross that bridge when she gets to it probably..If she wins that is. Paula quickly ran a few feet away from Wario, waiting for his turn as the third round began, he quickly thrusted towards her in an attempt to crash into her..Looks like its time to jump.


"Uh oh, better dodge!" Paula said to herself as she tried to jump out of the way of Wario's attack before he could crash into the girl and gain damage.


"Come on..I can do this!"


N8M|P1|yp_1d20+2(Curse those near miss dice rolls!)


p_1d20-1(How much damage Paula got from the attack.)

"No i cant!"

When it looked like Paula would of survived Wario's attack, she was not fast enough to jump away from him and she was quickly hit by his thrust attack. "Ahh!" She screamed as she was quickly bounced away from Wario and landed on nearby ground. "Ow.." She said as she quickly stood up. Now that Wario has finished his attack, its Paulas turn to give him his own medicine.

Lets hope Wario likes cold weather.

Paula quickly blasted PSI Freeze towards Wario in an attempt to hit him with ice, if she was lucky she might even freeze the weirdly dressed man and gain a chance for a second attack...But she just had to wait and see.


"That was a nice attack you pulled there Mister, now its my turn attack, this one is ice themed." Paula said smiling.


p_1d20+3(Paulas Ice Blast!)

Damage: 9%


(Quote: Roll a 14 to avoid the Ice Blast)1d20+2·1d20-1·1d20+3

[WolfEx]

By pleasant surprise, Wario's little tornado actually did the trick! He managed to successfully attack his opponent somehow and he wasn't even expecting to. He looks satisfied with himself as he recovers from his tornado and returns back to a fighting stance wondering what the girl's next move was, and as he wondered, she was already at it again with another attack. "Just give up little girl! Wario is too strong for you!" He wasn't sure if that upset her more in any way, he WAS sure she was already upset enough that a large plumber chimed in on her fight with the pixelated figure and possibly ruined her chances at winning and completely scrambling her battle tactics. But that's the way it goes in the heat of battle, you never know what to expect or who to expect. Fighting was a hoot for Wario, he got a thrill from the grand call of a showdown. And he personally believed he was better than Game and Watch as a warrior of the fray anyway, and much more challenging to the girl than he was, this fight would see him as the victor, he felt very confident about himself, but to Paula, it had to have come off as just pure unadulterated arrogance. The next attack from her came shooting forward in a flash at Wario, a magical energy of a sort, Wario was familiar with the art of sorcery, so he was already in position for another well executed twirl to leap and romp his way out of its range.

Roll for Dodge the ice stuff:

c2lUkNxHp_1d20 (+2) = 21

By a long shot, Wario leaps with a mind bending spin as if doing a performance in the air twisting and turning in a splendid display of professional acrobatic ability, even though he wasn't a professional at it at all, he looked like he knew what he was doing with his aerobic ability. He even managed a flip in the air for good measure feeling limber and aerodynamic. He was in pure lust as the look on his face screamed absolute pleasure and decadence during his aerial dance. He lands on his pointed shoes with a nice, planted tap. He flutters his eyes and cups his hands together in a coy adorableness trying to be cute and innocent as if he had no idea what he was doing. "Wario can't thank you enough for your support and kindness!" He says this to the crowd taking in their stares and attention. He crushes his fists together after getting his fill of boasting though and begins going back to a serious grimace shooting a gaze at Starii with scrunched brows. "If you liked the tornado, you will like MY TEETH ON YOUR PRETTY FACE LITTLE ONE!" Wario with teeth bared, lunges at Paula to nip her good and hard and rip her apart like some crazed cannibal!

Roll for WARIO CHOMP:

p_1d20 (+2) = 16

Wario widened his mouth as much as he could, and his incisors etched outwards as he tried wrapping his gums and his pearly whites around Paula's shoulder blade to shake her up and gnash into her. Will there be blood? Maybe. Wario wasn't messin around! He was always hungry, and to fight a man with a hellacious appetite is never a good thing.

((WARNING: NEXT TURN TO MAX FLATULENCE!))

(Roll at least a 15 to get out of wario's jaw in time!)1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

"Oh no!! Poor paula is gonna get whisked away, and then snacked on!"

"...I'm pretty sure doctor's don't recommend eating other people."

"Isnt biting against the rules??"

"...Paula shoots fire out of her fingertips, and you're wondering is biting's against the rules??"

"I...uhm...GO PAULA!!!!"

" *sigh*.... "

FINAL ROUND!!!

[Deleted]

Paula watched as her ice blast failed. "Whoops." She said to herself happily as the bell for the final round began. "Hmm..It seems that guy might win..Given the fact that he managed to get better damage then me." Paula thought to herself as she watched Wario told Paula to just give up already, she just ignored him and watched as he ran towards her.


What he did next scared her.


As Wario ran towards Paula she soon noticed his mouth increasing and his horrible and creepy teeth showing as he basically told Paula that he was going to bite into her like a predator does it its prey..A bit much? Paula gulped and started to sweat, she just wanted to have fun on this tournament not get ripped apart, she knew if Game and Watch was still around he would of not done this! she held her Pan tightly as she continued to watch Wario run towards her.


"I can do this..."


"I cant give up.."


"For everyone in Eagleland..And my frie--"



jY5Kkyanp_1d20+2(!)

p_1d20-1(How much damage Paula got from Warios bite attack.)


MUNCH

"MY SHOULDER!!!"


The Audience cheering for Paulas side suddenly stopped in horror about what happened to the person there cheering too..Her arm was now in the mouth of Wario, she tried to pull her shoulder out but it would not budge. "Argh! Let go!" Paula said as she tried to punch Warios face with PSI Fire in a panic.

p_1d20+3(SUPER FIRE ATTACK!)

Paula watched as the fire headed towards Wario's face. "Why did you do that, i never just go up and try to eat someone...Its not like wrestling where you can rip someone's ear off whenever." Paula said to Wario, sounding panicked yet sad, but not angry at all..Well she just faced a close brush with death.

"Ok, i'm fine now..This match is almost over so lets just...forget about that." Paula said to Wario..Of course even though she said that she might not forget about what just happened for quite awhile now.


Damage: 24%

(Roll a 15 to avoid the Fire Punch!)

1d20+2·1d20-1·1d20+3

[WolfEx]

As Wario spat Paula back out after giving her a good chewing he spat out some of her hair as well from within his mandible and licked his chops to wipe away the blood and residue from his disturbing biting fit. "Oh delicious! Too bad Wario isn't a fan of human flesh, but you, you taste good! Mmmm WAH HAHAHA!" Some of the creatures and people in the crowd looked pretty disgusted with Wario, but Wario could care less what anyone thinks of him. The things he did was on his own terms, and his way, gruesome or not, he only played by his rules. His teeth always seemed to be effective in a fight, so why not keep using them and continue to chomp away at your enemies! "Hate me all you want! But Wario will win any way he can!" He sounded scarily sincere with his words and he would be more than willing to scare the tar out of his foes, especially a child, by any means available to him, including his own teeth! Ofcourse the girl retaliates by striking him in the face with a burning hand of flaming destruction. Wario flinches and braces for impact trying to shield himself.

Roll for Constitution Blocking:

_QJneDJbp_1d20 (+3) = 7

The fiery smite of Paula hit its mark! Wario was swatted away and sent reeling backwards into a tumble from the hit. His face crisp with a fresh red hand print from the girl's burning smack. And it stung like a mother! Wario began running around the stadium in a panic afterwards thinking his face was on fire. He was yelling at the crowd to douse the flames with tears flying out of his eyes. "HELP! WAH! WAAHHH!!! WARIO'S ON FIRE! WARIO'S ON FIIIREEE!!!" He continued running for a few more moments until he finally realized his face wasn't ACTUALLY on fire. He blinked, pausing and stopping himself feeling his fat mug for any flames or charred flesh. He felt nothing but a slight stinging sensation. He grinned happy he was okay and that he was still in this fight! "WAH HA! Still alive little girl! Now you will......uh oh!" Wario's stomach began to gurgle and churn. He had to let out some nasty gas, and he had to do it now! Or else his pants will forever be ruined. His stomach bloats out and he starts getting really antsy. "Oh no...here we go! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" He aims his big ole butt crack at Paula's face scooting towards her, and lets out a large toot right in her nostrils relieving himself before he exploded.

Roll for MAX WARIO WAFT:

p_1d20 (+2) = 17

The toot was massive! Wario lets out a nasty skunk and rotten tomato smelling fart right in Paula's nose holes. It was so big it sent Wario propelling five feet in front of him like a rocket. And the worst part is, he didn't feel bad about it at all! He felt so much better!!! Whether the girl somehow avoided it or not, Wario didn't care, he just needed to let one loose, might as well do it right in your opponent's face! He lets out a giggle and covers his mouth as if to be modest. "OOPSIE!" Wario continues giggling and turns around to see how much he may have...well....stunk up Paula.

Damage: 15%1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

"BLBLBLBLBUB,BBLBUBLBULBUBLBLUUUUB!!!!!!" A sudden voice yelled, as a line of Urina's fell from the sky, landing in a perfect line to cut off Wario and Paula from fighting.

A few men in suites started running around with air fresheners, fans and the like, blowing away wario's horrid stench gas for the time being....which, would pretty much send the ball of gas over into the crowd, causing a portion of the audience to leave before the winner would be announced. A sign board would fall from the sky, hanging over octodad to translate the silly octopus's words back to English letters to read.

"Blub! Blublublubl flahagahagaha!!! Blubbb.....BLUBB! BLUBLUBLUBLUBBUBUBULUB! Bubbbbb....bubllbee....bubelebelebele!"

"[Stop! Jeez, i am NEVER gonna ref one of these things again!!! Anyways.....WINNER! It's a bit tricky on who was the winner here...Wario.....Man, that wario...HE WAS AN OUTRAGE!]"

Octodad started flailing his tentacles in wario's direction, slapping them around with a rather perturbed expression on his face.

"Fhtagnlublubububub!!! Blub, Blub, Blub, BLUB?!?! Blub.....blub bluuub...BLUBLBUBLBUBLBUB!!!!!"

"[I mean, what even was that!!! Farting, biting, tornado's, BREAKING INTO THE FIGHT WITHOUT NOTICE! But....i meaan, our fighter did leave....BUT YOU'VE ASSAULTED ALL OF OUR SENSES, ALONG WITH THIS FIGHT!]"

Octdad then turned to paula, running over [Quite ridiculously] to paula and pulling out a healing item. Octo dad patted a dad-ly octopus tentacle on paula's shoulder in a "its gonna be alright, sport" fashion, before slapping her over the head with a Healing Item. He didn't mean to slap paula, but, When your an octop-I mean, a perfectly human dad...you tend to do things like that.

"Blub! Blububublub! Blubublublubububublublub! Blub...blub bluuuub....blubble..."

[And look at paula! She is hanging in there like a champ! Using fire magic on wario's farts before even HE knew he was gonna fart! But...She did take more damage...]

Octodad's tentacle mustache twitched in thought as he looked back and forth at wario and paula...Wario or Paula, Wario or Paula....Wario most certainly did the most damage, without a doubt, but paula also took the most damage with only a limp in her step! Wario was avoiding hits left and right, while paula's attack's that hit left a mark....

Octodad then nodded firmly, conclusive with his agreement

"BLUB!"

The octodad then did a pose toward's paula polestar, as a flash of stadium light hitting paula, as the audience gasped at the sight of the wounded victor. Octodad turned to wario, quickly shuffling behind paula for defense as he looked at wario.

"B-blubble buhlbulbubbbbblublelublub. bubble!"

[P-please understand mister yellow, Paula had some serious pwoer behind her when she hit you with that magic. Not to mention, you showed up LATE! Which gave you an easy way out of her first attack, leaving her already at a disadvantage! Plus, being so quick to the draw, while paula calculated her attack's to an extent...The winner was close, but David is winning this fight against Goliath!]

[The winner is Paula Polestar, Because of how well she held up, even being one attack short due to wario having a easy way out of her first attack in the beginning, along with wario's attack's being, albeit hilarious, still weak with the acception of wario's bite and Fart. Plus, Paula proved to be a bit inventive with her attack's, going for a fire punch while wario was close.]

With that, Octodad started mad dashing toward's the exit, afraid that, wario was gonna come after him for the result of this battle!


"Paula won!! In YOUR FACE!!!"

"This stadium is so rigged..."

"I love the salt~ Well, anyways, thanks for tuning in everyone!"

"Paula will be moving onto the next tournament bracket. And, as always...."



"STAY FRESH~!"