[WolfEx]

H O R O S C O P E S:

Editor’s Note: Bod stands for Bodacember, a month that Koops seemed to have invented for those who didn’t come from a world with the usual 12 month scheme.

Eyeries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)	Ah bro, this is totes your month! I mean like, last month was totally tubular and all, but I’m thinking you have some great adventures coming your way!
Tauros (Apr 20 – May 20)	Aw dude, you might want to avoid Dodongos. For some reason I’m seeing something real bad for you if you take on a Dodongo this month. I dunno, its like some kind of weird aura or something.
Geminiman (May 21 – June 20)	Bro, just listen to me on this one. I think she’s totally in to you, or he if that’s what you prefer. I think this month is the time to go all out for that special bra in your life.
Necromancer (June 21 – July 22)	Huh, I’m feeling some… bad luck coming your way, bra. Stay clear of ladders and black cats dude, because I think something real bad will happen if you do. I dunno what, but it just scrambles my jimmies!
Litleo (July 23 – Aug 22)	This month bra, its going to be like any other month. Nothing special. UNTIL YOU HAVE THE BEST FOOD YOU’VE HAD IN YEARS!
Virmago (Aug 23 – Sep 22)	Hear me out on this one, bro. I think this is the month you break from your cocoon and spread yours wings! Not literally though, bra. Unless that’s something your species does!
Goombra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)	Go give that friend that you haven’t seen in for like ever a visit. Something tells me something is going on with them. It could be good or bad, either way they totes want to hang!
Skelpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)	Cha, bra. This month all you gotta do is chill. Everything will come to you, so you totally do have to seek anything out.
Sluggularius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)	Aight, so check it, bra. Go get yourself a something nice and I guarantee you that you’ll like it. Just giving yah some advice since the stars don’t say much for you this month. Sorry, just the luck of the draw.
Falcon (Dec 22 – Bod 19)	Ah, bro. You know, it’s just one of those months. Keep cool because I’m seeing some totally bogus coming your way. Might be the loss of something important to you or maybe your friend doesn’t want to be your bro anymore.
Capricom (Bod 20 – Jan 19)	So things aren’t going quite excellent for you right now, might want to look into selling some of your stuff.
Awkuarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)	Kay, like listen to me on this one. The only thing I’m seeing for you is Funky Kong. I don’t know what he wants with you or what he’s going to do, but keep a look out for apes in sunglasses.
Poesces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)	Totally bogus man… SIKE! Aw man, I see that you might be doing something big, I mean this might be the month you cure the Starvia or something! That’d be totes cool, bra!

Take care, br0!
-Koops

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Opinions done by KashKey

Horoscopes done by Mr. Game & Watch

Both have been awarded 50 coins for their contributions.

Everything else written and drawn up by WolfEx