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A normal day. A considerably normal day, for everyone at the Order of Depair, as Galacta knight was sitting at the table, dressed in a pink bathrobe, a "#1 Dad" Mug in his hand, marked over to say "#1 Despair" instead, newspaper in his other, as he felt a presance....A very, ghoulish presance..."Antasma, can i help you?"

"Vhy yes, you can Svord, SKRONK!"

"...I already gave you your weekly allowance."

He shook his head. "No, no, no, you see...I vant something more! I vant...TO BE A PLAYER CHARACTER!"

Galacta knight nearly spat out his coffee. "You WHAT?!"

"No no no, see, allow me to explain! You see, magical PC privileges were given to me, vhen i held aloft my mighty Antasmunchie's, and svaid, SKRONK!"

"..."

"..."

Poker face slowly came in, playing a slow piano peice.

"...what the fu-"

"TVENTY FIIIVE YEAAARRSS!!...And my life is stiilll...full of nothiiinnngg...but dessspaaiiirr!!!"

"...I hate opera."

"I PRAY FOR, PLAYER CHARACTEERRR...REEEEDDEEMMPPPTTIIOOOONNN...."

"...Well, that's all well and good, bu-"

Zant proceeded to jump in, two giant turn tables appearing undr him, as he turned into the living blender he is always known for, and began playing a techno beat to pick up the pace.

"OK WHAT IS HAPENIN-"

"AND SVO I SKRONK SOMETIMES VHEN IM LIEING IN BED, TO GET IT ALL OUT, VHATS IN MY HEAAADDD! YEAH YEAAAAHHH! FEEL IT FEEL IT, I NEED AN ANTASMUUUNCCHIIIEE!"

"NO YOU DONT!"

"AND SVO I VAKE IN THE MORNING AND IT'S DARK OUTSIDE, AND I READ THE LI TIMES AND GET VREAL HIIIIGH, AND I, STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF MY SKRONK! WHAT'S GOING ON!"

"Can we stop yet?!"



"AND I SAY, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, I SAID SKRONK! VHAT'S GOIN' ON!"

"Oh my god, KILL ME PLEEAASSEE!!"

"AND I SAY, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, I SAID SKRONK! VHAT'S GOIN' ON!"

Just then, GK pulled out his lance, getting ready to kill Antasma to stop this madness...until he was stopped by King Hippo, who grabbed him, stopping him from moving, before joining in.

"AND HE'S TRIIIIIIIIIIED!"

"VOH MY GOD, DO I TRY!..Ive tried, all the time...IN THIS DESPAIR-ITUTION!"

And further more, Black Shadow arrived in his car, crashing through the wall, just to get his own part in this musical.


"AAAND HE PRAAAYS!"

"VOH MY GOD, DO I PRAY!!!! I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAAAY!"

"YEEES!"

"VHOR REVOOLLUTTTIIOOOHHHHHOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!"

"...Can i just say-"

"SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, I SAID SKRONK! VHAT'S GOIN' ON!"

As well, Xemnas and marluxia suddenly appeared from seemingly nothing, to join the travesty.

"Just keep it insiiiiide...Learn how to hiiide your feeelings..."

"Just keep it insiiiiide...Learn how to hiiide your feeelings!"

"Just keep it insvviiiiide...Learn how to hiiide your feeelvings!"

( SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, SKROONKRONKROOONKRONKROONK, I SAID SKRONK! VHAT'S GOIN' ON!)

In the distance, Sigma was busy stirring a pot of soup with a beam saber, as the loud song could be heard from within his maverick kitchen...

"SKRONKRONKRONK, I SAID SKRONK! VHAT'S GOIIINNN ON OH VYEEAAHH!..."

"...Are we done? Got that out of your system antasma??"

"...Can i be a player character vyet?"

"dont EVER sing again, and fine."

"SUCCESS!!!"

(Based on this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw )