[WolfEx]

Zippity doo daaa zippity day, my oh my what a HUNGER DeDeDe has!

The forest is calm today, there is some brief sunlight dripping through the branches of the few trees that surround the Destroyed Treehouse, but the treehouse was obviously the biggest sight in the area with by far the biggest tree around. In plain sight no Infected could be seen due to this area being swept through a few times by previous Smash Brothers, you can see the passed battle damage that has happaned here; crushed trees, lots of loose shrubbery, various foot prints and imprints all over the ground, this is an area that has already seen many battles. Because of this could there even be a chance any food resources were really left to obtain? Rumor has it, the base of the Destroyed Treehouse in the heart of the surrounding forest has been basically untouched due to dangers said to be deep within, and more rumors say Donkey Kong has a loot chest of deliciousness inside, and even deeper, the valued "Golden Banana" is said to lurk somewhere in the vicinity. Although what that item actually does is unknown, heck, it could even just be a myth. But the fact is, Life Sphere needed more food resources and DeDeDe was tired of being hungry all the time, this was a matter of life and death! Sort of.

READY!?! GO!


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King DeDeDe was not a happy camper today. He was already beaten badly at Starpiece Meadow not long ago by a couple of Life Sphere fighters because of a Shadow Bug semi-controlling him, and he is still steamed from that. Now he is hungry and completely already exhausted from making the trip over here, BY HIMSELF of all things without any trust Waddle Dee's around to help him. "This is so tedious to live on this flippin planet! I feel like an uncool mouse trapped in an uncool trap. I just want the food without the hassle! It just JAZZES ME UP!" He huffs and puffs trying to keep his calm while also trying to keep his oxygen retained while breathing in the diseased air. With tired legs and a sassy streak at the moment, the oversized penguin and self proclaimed King of Dream Land hopes his team mates reach him soon to do all the hard work, he just wants to do the eating. But ofcourse, after being on the planet as long as he has now, he quickly learned that things never go according to plan, and food is not an unlimited supply; though his tummy often disagrees. "I am so starved I could eat the first thing that comes along..." DeDeDe notices some movement in the area with a shaking of a tree and licks his beak. "OH YUMMY YUMMY WHAT ARE YOU!?!" He dashes to the noise to check it out stumbling several times along the way, but still was determined to find some grub and bounces along towards the noise hopefully making him forget where he was long enough to stick around and wait for his team to show up. Nothing was going to get in his way of meals, not even The Infected or his own safety.

[PolarStarQuote]

[Flash back] 

Duke nukem was digging in the trash, trying to find some sexy porn to watch for the night that someone may of thrown away, until he found himself a note written in horrible english and marked with a pawprint. Something about doing a mission, involving getting food somewhere near where he first arrived in li. "...Welp. If it's in a public trashcan, it must be worth doing." Duke nukem said, jumping out of the dumpster, ending his search for Sexy Prons and running off and out of li. 

[End of flashback] 

Duke nukem kept running, until eventually reaching his destination. Luckily, it wasn't THAT far from the life sphere, so it was somewhat easier. However, since duke couldn't read most of the letter's inconstant rambling, he had no idea where they were gonna meet up. Wandering, and wandering, pushing brushed and shrubbery's aside until he found...something. A big, bulky monster, colored deep blue and a mouth akin to a yellow blade, and covered in the red blood of its enemies...



"Its....its...An alien??"



Duke, no



"..."



Duke seriously, dont attack dedede...


y745JPllp_1d20-2=6 [god dammit duke...]


"....EEEAAAAAAAAAA"



With that, duke nukem leaped with all his might, hoping to grab onto the king of dream land, and as the macho man would put it "Slam him into a slim jim." Duke would attempt a wrestling move throw down on the big monster, trying to grab him, lift him, and throw him hard on the dirt.

p_1d20+3=171d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Raine entered the forest looking around. To think she would be back here so soon. However when she got there none of her allies did not seem to be there. She went through the extra effort of putting cooking supplies in her backpack so they should've gotten here before here. She then looked at nearby bushes that seemed to be rustling. It could either be one of two things, something was watching her... or her allies were bumbling idiots that jumped into the face of danger.


I9RUhyVAp_1d20+4(Critical Intuition Roll of Supreme Intelligence)

Yep, without a doubt, that was her bumbling comrades. How did she know? Pure magical intuition. There was not a single doubt it was anything else. This was the meeting spot and the sounds did not sound like Starvia... And they would've jumped her midthought otherwise. She walked to the bush with the penguin and All American Man and spoke up, "Can you two idiots get out of those bushes? We need to get some food, remember?" Raine logicked. "I'll even cook some for you," Raine offered, it was rare she'd get an opportunity to cook for somebody because of their ignorance of her terrible cooking.1d20+4

[WolfEx]

DeDeDe made a huge mistake scouting the movement in the bushes, as it turned out, it was just a large man looking to start a fight with a hungry penguin. He just wanted some food for crying out loud, not a fight! DeDeDe was grabbed without any sort of warning and was being put into some kind of wrestling move. The bird wobbled his whole body around like a wet noodle trying to escape before he hit the ground.

Roll for LET ME GO!

d|CwJ|5gp_1d20(-3 modifier) = 3

In all his struggling, King DeDeDe was somehow only tightening the crazy man's grip and shoved into the ground by his attack. The king REALLY felt that one! His squishy body crunched to the beat of the slam and his head instantly began to ache. After a moment, and after the attack was said and done, King DeDeDe quickly rolled to the side away from the lunatic and rubbed his head shouting; "OW! OW! OW OW OW!" A bump then perked up from his noggin that rose like a miniature tower. He raised a fist at the man. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU NUT!? I am King DeDeDe, the king of Dream Land! And soon, the king of Li! How dare you attack royalty! I could crush you like the human bug you are partner!" King DeDeDe raised his hammer into the air to attempt to attack the man, but he then heard a voice. He looked over and saw a bright young lady stopping the fight with her humble words. But it was hearing the word 'food' that caused King DeDeDe to stop what he was doing and race over to her with a smile. "Food!?! OOO! Is it fresh and delicious!? I would be in your debt lady!" He began to drool and hover around her like a fly in heat.1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

Duke nukem, after landing a successful wrestling slam had begun flexing to show his superiority of the complaining King of Dream land. "You're king huh?? This place only needs one king, and that king, is Duke Nukem!" Duke said, patting his chest and puffing on his cigar superiority. Duke had then planned to go for a Hulk Hogan slam on the fat penguin, until looking over at the voice of reason between the two muscle-bound kings. And better yet, this voice of reason was of the woman persuasion. Duke immediately slid over to the woman, offering his hand for a shake while saying "Hi there. I'm Duke Nukem. American hero and savior of earth more times than i can count..." Mainly because duke couldn't count. Anyway, he was trying to make himself look like a attractive american hero to the woman of the moment

plerrhvzp_1d20+3=5 [Failed miserably while doing so.]

Duke then stepped over in between the two, narrowing his eyes at the penguin. It was obvious duke didn't like him. He didn't pity alien life form's lightly in any case, and this guy was no acception. "So, what the hell are we doing here?? Duke's got a major itch on his ass to kick some poor son of a mother back to mars." He said, cracking his knuckles to get himself ready for battle, that may or may not be against Dedede again.1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Raine Sage was glad these idiots seem to be easily persuaded, at least. At Duke Nukeem's immediate attempt to hit on her, well, it just was not very good. Zelos was way more convincing than this guy. "My name is Raine Sage. Also, King Dedede, was it? We need the actual food to cook it. But afterwards, I'll serve you a 5 star meal as a reward, agreed?" Raine offered despite the fact her food is most likely food poisoning. She tried her best to convince them though.


BFJs8kMLp_1d20+5(Super Convincing Food Proposal)


"Now, where do we plan to find some food?" She could've swore there was supposed to be one other person, but they did not seem to be here right now.

1d20+5

[WolfEx]

Enraged at the lack of intelligence this Duke Nukem Nincompoop had King DeDeDe was ready to floor him, but the penguin was even more distracted at hearing the female's answer about not actually having food. His face scrunched up and his cheeks turned a bright red. You could swear steam was now coming out of the King's feathers. "You...YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE FOOD!?! WHAAAAAAAAT!?!" He started jumping up and down in a rage shaking the ground beneath their feet as he was doing so. He hated being tricked, especially when he was hungry right now. And to think that the woman actually thought ingredients were anywhere nearby to make a meal was hardly believable. "How do we know anything is even around here!?! I just heard about some ape called Donkey Kong's stash nearby but I am just goin off rumors here. You really had me goin sweet thing with your food talk, but I'm serious. I need food NOW!" King DeDeDe continues his tantrum but as he is doing this, it seems all his bouncing around and yelling has sparked some attention, from someone who very much enjoyed their peace, and now that they were annoyed beyond all comprehension, this Infected enemy was going to lay down some smack down!



HP%: 0

Items Held: None

Weapon(s): Giant Club

The giant enemy of Donkey Kong's past, Klubba as shown himself to the party and was ready to wreck house! He started with King DeDeDe because that penguin was the one that got its attention. He started running over to the penguin at a strangely fast speed aiming for a Rushed Club Strike. King DeDeDe was going to have to either dodge or be saved by his peers.

[PolarStarQuote]

Duke nukem watched dedede throw his temper tantrum, preparing to give him another dose of good ol' american wrestling until he looked over to see a rather large crocodile coming there way. Duke nukem coughed, then running and tackling king Dedede out of the way, standing in place for the big monster, arm's open wide as he went for the grapple. "Come get some!!"

yPnihfUvp_1d20+3=14 [Get outta the way Dedede!]


p_1d20+3=23 [You jinxed yourself shadow.]

Duke nukem then grabbed onto the lizard's waist, roaring loudly as he spun the gator around to go back first, and then going in for the body slam of a life time! Duke jumped up into the air as high as he could, gator in tow!

p_1d20

And then slammed him down onto the ground, slamming him hard onto duke's knee in a way that would break anyone's spine in half!

p_1d20+3=18 [AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIILD]

Duke then threw the croc as hard as he could, brushing his hand's off. "Ooo, your ass is grass. And good thing too, i brought the weed whacker!" Duke said smiling as he prepared his first weapon of the hour, his chain gun cannon, "Ripper!" The barrel on the mighty gun spun around, as he prepared for the gator to get up for him. "Hail to the King baby!"

p_1d20+3=6 [didnt throw Klubba very far...]1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Raine was slightly frustrated that Dedede was here by mere assumption. However, if she knew forests well enough... "I am sure there is some fruit in this forest. What kind of forest does not have fruit?" Raine pointed out. This was kind of a hopeful guess but the king does not seem that bright anyway... Neither one does really. "Now quit yelling before you attract unwanted-" Raine began before he saw a giant Crocodile thing run in and attack the Penguin.

Raine sighed as she prepared a magic circle. "Divine Protection, Barrier!" Raine said as Crystal like barriers appeared around her, Duke and King Dedede, boosting the whole party's Con by 4. Soon after another circle of magic energy formed under her, "Divine Judgement, Holy Lance!" This time a pentagram appeared under the Klub wielding Kremling before several Spears of Light appeared and stabbed into the Blunt Slamming Alligator from all angles.

Roll for HOLY PINCUSHION!

t1YQQgK8p_1d20+3(Holy Pincushion indeed)1d20+3

[WolfEx]

King DeDeDe was so caught up with his tantrum that he had no idea what the surprise enemy was going to do. In the middle of his whining the penguin king didn't even have time to react to Klubba's assault. Before DeDeDe could even consider jumping out of the way of the big alligator's oddly fast strike for a monster his size, King DeDeDe was abruptly yet roughly saved by Duke Nukem with a shove sending the bird plummeting like a log down a hill sideways through a patch of bushes. King DeDeDe let out a a bellowing scream as he was sent toppling through some bushes away from combat. The bird couldn't exactly complain though, because he was very much just saved from severe pain that could have ended him potentially in one blow. King DeDeDe then stopped his descending tumble by shoving the mallet of his handle into the hillside making him stop halfway down the jungle esque hill. His body ricocheted and he was loosely dangling from his hammer's mounted position in the cliff. He looked down and saw the hill went pretty steep. There was also a big fight going on above him and he needed to be there to help. He was glad however that he wasn't in danger anymore now that he was away from the giant gator, a part of him just wanted to sit out and let the other two handle him, but at the same time, he didn't know how much longer he could keep himself hanging until he fell. "Okay DeDeDe, King of Dreamland, you've been through worse! Come on, don't let a situation like this get ya down!" The penguin proceeded to talk to and motivate himself into pushing to climb the hill. He wobbled his arms and began to try and get a better grip of his hammer and a grip onto the hillside to begin climbing back up.

Roll for REACH THAT TOP:

mjoJUzQ1p_1d20(+4 modifier) = 14


Another Self Roll for FAILED GRASP:

p_1d20

King DeDeDe successfully grabs hold of his impounded mallet from the hillside and with a mighty huff flings himself back onto the bulk of the hill getting a nice grasp of the surface and begins climbing with his now dirty mittens digging his flappers into the rock and the girth of the cliff. He climbs slowly one foot after the other and one hand with the other feeling his own strength guide him back to the top. "I can do this! I don't need Waddle Dee! I GOT THIS!" DeDeDe smiles feeling the sweat drip from his break in extreme perspiration but he still rakes into the dirt to get himself back to his party. It would take a bit more time ofcourse due to his massive size, but he was indeed making his way correctly back to the battle.

Klubba became much more irritated once he saw his rushing attack didn't hit his intended mark and a rage built up inside him. He was now steamed up and had his sights on Duke Nukem. But not expecting to be attacked so closely, or be put in a grapple nonetheless the large lizard braced itself for Duke's abnormal fighting style.

Roll for Grapple Endurance:

p_1d20(+5 modifier) = 20

Klubba was able to severely loosen the grip of Duke Nukem as the lizard was just too massive and flexed its scales and large bones to make the man's grip be less than favorable, however the grapple was still a success. Klubba was kind of...halfway suplexed into the ground, but it wasn't very powerful because the grasp wasn't all that tight. It was more like flipping a pancake...a very large pancake. Klubba was then being shifted around into the air barely dangling in Duke's slipping grasp into a raised crushing knee technique. Klubba tried to escape in mid-air.

Roll for NO KNEE SMASHING HERE DODGE:

p_1d20(+1 modifier) = 7

Unfortunately the altitude of the air combo caused Klubba's head to get a little dizzy and down he went being smashed into Duke's knee on a harsh landing. But because it's bones and skin was so tough and Klubba had braced itself earlier, the attack didn't break any bones really. There was a slight crackling sound heard coming from the monster's skin and a few scales had been chipped off and scraped to the ground. Afterwards, Duke goes in for yet another attack preparing to chuck Klubba as far as he could into a painful toss. Klubba tries again with what strength he still has to escape Duke's combo hell.

Roll for DODGE! DODGE! DODGE!

p_1d20(+1 modifier) = 9

Klubba finally finds a release from Duke's crazy combo and wiggles out of it by coiling itself around Duke in the process of being thrown and shoving Duke away. The gator then roars and swipes its massive claw at Duke for a Blood Tear attack.

Roll for Pain, man:

p_1d20(+5 modifier) = 20(If not dodged, Duke Nukem will take 5% damage for 3 turns from bleeding.)

Klubba's claw was so fast and so precise that it had no doubt it hit its target. It aimed right for Duke's chest bone looking to make him bleed from his lungs so that breathing in battle would be difficult, and so would preventing blood loss. The gator was now in a frenzy hungering for blood. In the middle of his tensed up state, he was attacked again, but this time with a barrage of energy spikes.

Roll for Dodge AGAIN:

p_1d20(+1 modifier) = 16

Klubba almost manages to narrowly avoid the attack by the woman but he fails. He does however not take too much damage from it, because the massive size of him and his crazy endurance, the attack was more like needles being shoved into his feet. It didn't really slow him down any or change his crazed temper, in fact, it made it worse. The gator however, was still gunning for Duke ever curious to see how bad of a cut Duke has suffered from the monster's claws.




HP%: 40

items Held: None

Weapon(s): Giant Club



1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

jAPbU3T5p_1d20


p_1d20+8=15

While duke was hardly able to let a word out, the claw's pierced his skin, the American hero stood tall, blood squirting from his chest like he was a psycho maniac's pool toy. Duke adjusted his sunglasses, coughing as he looked at the gator dead in the eyes. "...You just done went and fucked the beehive." He said, attempting to taunt the blood crazy gator

p_1d20+3=12

Duke then  took out his handy-dandy shrink ray, attempting to hit the alligator with some cosmic alien rays to bring him down to size...which would be more or less the size everyone else was in.

p_1d20-3=5 [If hits, it leaves a poison mushroom effect for a turn]

Duke then proceeded to run up to the hopefully shrunken down gator, leaping at him, fists cluttered together as he tried to smash the lizard's skull in.

p_1d20+3=131d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Raine looked around for King Dedede noticing he was missing for some reason before just figuring he'll be alright for now. Duke Nukem however did not look as okay. "Divine Healing, Nullify!" Raine said casting a spell to cure Duke of his bleeding and make him immune to Status Ailments for 3 turns.

After casting her Nullify Spell, Raine went for another Holy Lance on the brute before looking over her surroundings for anything that could help take out this guy.

qVXnBc4Jp_1d20+3(Critical Holy Lance)


p_1d20+3(Excellent ability to search the surroundings.)

(This post is short due to lack of knowing what to put.)1d20+3·1d20+3

[WolfEx]

King DeDeDe at long last brings a hand up to the very edge of the cliff he was tossed off of and climbs to the top back on the surface rejoining his party to attack the big bad gator. With the help of his hammer and a little luck he makes it back okay. He walks over to the healer girl of the party thinking it was the smart thing to do, and watches as Duke Nukem continues attacking the beast without stopping. "That guy really is crazy isn't he? Hey, you got any spells to make me invincible girlie?" King DeDeDe was rather serious with his question, if the girl could buff him up to the nines, he could take on the gator with full confidence. Until then, he was going to sit back and let Duke keep taking the hits and dealing them too. After all, the guy wasn't exactly kind to the penguin king anyway. "Anyone got some popcorn?" King DeDeDe smiles waiting to see if Raine was going to give him the magical boost he asked for standing far away from Klubba and Duke.

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Klubba continued being in a blinded rampage like state as he saw blood leak from Duke's body in a lust for more. The gator remained aggressive and ready for action as Duke was now going for another attack.

Roll for Dodge The Ray:

pM7XysWtp_1d20(+1 modifier) = 20

Klubba easily leaps out of the way of the ray gun's blast, and because the leap was so high Klubba managed to get some major air time and used that to his advantage. As the large Kremling began to descend down he aimed to counter Duke's punch attack which the gator could see the man preparing beneath him, with his own punch. So Klubba extends a fist downwards as he falls at a rapid pace to counter Duke's own smashing attack.

Roll for COUNTER DUKE'S ATTACK WITH HIS OWN FIST:

p_1d20(+1 modifier for dexterity) = 11

Duke was just a bit faster on the punch as Klubba came down from the sky and managed to scrape Klubba's cheek with a knuckle but the force or the power was not alot and the gator had withstood much worse. As Klubba got punched it didn't even hardly slow him down any. It just made him somewhat stagger as he landed to his feet. Much like a pin falling on a rock. Now with a slightly red mark on his cheek, Klubba is fuming and attempts to whack Duke with its club in a double handed swing. But before he can, he is interrupted by a lance of energy being tossed at him.

Roll for DODGE THE LANCE:

p_1d20(+1 modifier) = 10

Klubba gets struck dead on to the face by this lance of holy energy and it makes him fall flat on his back it was so powerful. However, this wasn't the end all for the giant. He bashed the ground and helped himself back up with his weapon and let out a blood curdling roar. He then changed his target to Raine and began stomping towards her and then it turned into a run for a Club Rush attack swinging its club wildly at her until it makes contact.

Roll for SWINGIN AT RAINE:

p_1d20(+5 modifier) = 22

The Kremling swings his club in a mighty motion and aims to take the girl's head clean off with it. King DeDeDe remains standing doing nothing, and even begins to whistle as he watches the fight go on. What a jerk!



HP%: 87

Items Held: None

Weapon(s): Giant Club


1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[PolarStarQuote]

Duke chuckled at the sight of his fist making contact first, the duke meister stepping back and lighting himself a nice, thick, fine Cigar to approve of his work. Well, until seeing the team's female support getting put directly in the path of a Clubbin'. "ASS CHEEKS!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duke yelled out, then turning to see King DeDeDe doing...Not much of anything. Perfect! Duke nukem grabbed onto king dedede by his coat, and started winding up the king of dream land like he was a baseball.


y51nD9A3p_1d20+3=21

Duke nukem then threw king dedede hard, throwing the tubby penguin in the path of  Klubba's...erm, club. Duke nukem then jumpd into the fray, literally, by jumping ontop of Klubba and taking out his cigar, looking to distract the poor guy by burning his cigar into his eye.


p_1d20+3=23

"Heh, i still got it." Duke said, then taking out one of his specialty Pipe Bomb's, and startung to take a minuite in thinking. What would be the coolest way to kill this guy?? Duke then got a lightbulb over his head, as he grabbed Klubba's snout, forcefully spreading the gator's mouth open with both avalible hands

p_1d20+3=21

And then, duke took his Pipe Bomb, Lit it, and waited until it was just about to explode, so its lick would be safe from getting stopped by Saliva. Duke then forcefully punched the pipe bomb down the kremling's throat, and leaped off of the gator, grabbing King DeDeDe and raine, tucking them both under his arms, then running. "I FEEL LIKE A GOD DAMN MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTEERRR!!!!!"

p_1d20 [Not so impressive bomb]
1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

"... No, invincibility is not a kind of magic. I did boost our defenses though which you could be using by the way," Raine said a little annoyed at the Glutinous Penguin. He she then looked to the battle to see the Kremling run at her instead. She was not sure what to do at first but was relieved to see Duke Nukem come to her rescue by tossing King Dedede in the way. He may not be very bright but at least he was useful. And then he tried to do some fatality and hulled her and the King Penguin away before the Kremling blew up from indigestion probably.

Raine was not happy being carried away in that fashion or hearing Duke Nukem say something about a Mortal Combat... Whatever that was. She had no way to really contribute like this so she waited to see what happened to the Klubba... Besides, there was no way she could break out of the grip of a muscle head like Duke anyway.