Post by Coolshaymin on Nov 21, 2014 12:25:34 GMT -8
Zant was parading around the Crestfallen Castle because it kinda reminded him of home. That was until some divine beam of light came down from the sky. From this light a round knight appeared out of the light. "Hello, Zant, I would like to-"
"Are you a god?!"
"Wait, what? Where did you draw that conclusion?"
"You just appeared out of a beam of light in front of me, my lord."
"Your lord? That's how I always... You know what? Forget it. I'm here to ask you some questions for the Order of Despair. We have some openings I would like to fill."
"I would love to be a part of your cult my lord."
"... We are not a cult... First question, what prior evil experience do you have?"
"I served my last god, Ganondorf. However he has forsaken me."
"... Ganondorf is not a god... What is this guy's problem?" Galacta Knight questions himself in his head. "Okay, what skills can you provide us?"
"The undying loyalty to kill all who opposes my God!!!"
"... He's a little crazy... Noted," Sword notes. "How skilled in battle are you?"
"No one can withstand my mad dance moves!"
"... Dance moves? ... Final question, what is do you seek more than anything?"
"To serve my god."
"... Well, this was an interview... I will review this later. I have 5 others to interview, I'll find you if I think you are worthy," GK says as he vanishes in light as Zant looks up as if in pray to his new god.
"Are you a god?!"
"Wait, what? Where did you draw that conclusion?"
"You just appeared out of a beam of light in front of me, my lord."
"Your lord? That's how I always... You know what? Forget it. I'm here to ask you some questions for the Order of Despair. We have some openings I would like to fill."
"I would love to be a part of your cult my lord."
"... We are not a cult... First question, what prior evil experience do you have?"
"I served my last god, Ganondorf. However he has forsaken me."
"... Ganondorf is not a god... What is this guy's problem?" Galacta Knight questions himself in his head. "Okay, what skills can you provide us?"
"The undying loyalty to kill all who opposes my God!!!"
"... He's a little crazy... Noted," Sword notes. "How skilled in battle are you?"
"No one can withstand my mad dance moves!"
"... Dance moves? ... Final question, what is do you seek more than anything?"
"To serve my god."
"... Well, this was an interview... I will review this later. I have 5 others to interview, I'll find you if I think you are worthy," GK says as he vanishes in light as Zant looks up as if in pray to his new god.