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A Massive Circle of Police Cars surrounded all of the Rainbow Square-- Creating a sizable circle barrier of Police Vehicles. Human's, Toads, Even Robots were hanging around, Keeping aim ready in all directions as Chell, Sakura, Silvia and Joe approached. Standing next to an open police car, with a Table before him, Was...A Short, Gross looking man with a hamburger in one hand, and comically huge gun in the other.

"YOU SCUMBAGS ARE LATE!"

"Anyone who doesn't show up to a mission 30 minutes early is a slacker, and is late in my book! Now C'mon, We ain't got all day. We caught these scumbag assassins as there contracts went through the data systems-- Our very own RiCO System caught them dead in the act too! We surrounded the entire black market-- which means that they cant escape without causing a big ass commotion around here."

"So-- Here on the table, we got all eight assasssins listed here, with there contracts to boot. Just pick one, and i'll have my associate' drive y' to go deliver some police brutality! HAH!"


...Sure enough, Upon the Table, were Eight Contracts, with Sillouhettes in place of pictures. All it required as you to pick where to go first...and off you went.

[Mission rules! Pick which boss to go to, and a seperate thread will be made for your fight! You can go as a group, or as  a single person if you like! (Not including Silvia and Joe, ya'll are counting for a single person in this case). ]

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Contract #1
K I L L

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Target --- Ciel ---
Money Exchanged ; 800,000 Coins

"Ciel's biggest problem is that she's rational...Too damn rational and Sweet. No one wants to fight someone who makes more sense than they do. So, Thats why i hired you...You make absolutely 0 fucking sense, and im pretty sure you're brain's floating too damn much to even understand English at this point. Bash her head in. Teach her for tryin' to solve this shit hole."

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Contract #2

Target --- Samus ---
Money Exhanged: 1,000,000,000 Coins

"Samus is a Tough mother. Taking her head on is a death wish, A One on one? Forget it. However-- Two? Now thats a different story. And if your both as fast as you say-- No problem. Split the coins however you weirdo's want, Just make sure samus's head is somewhere to see for all of Li."

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Contract #3

Target --- Mario ---
Money Exchanged: 0 Coins

"...You're a Killer, Huh? No Money needed, just...Point and you'll go? ...And you want me dead next, huh? ...Fuck. Well-- Before you kill me, Mario is a target Worth killing. And you look so damn freaky-- i dont think anything in all of the mushroom kingdom could stand looking at you. Kill him, And...I'll start running. Make it worth your time."

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Contract #4

Target --- Krystal ---
Money Exhanged: 25 Cases of Coffee, 300 Boxes of Doughnuts.

"We dont really care what happens to the Blue Vixen-- But, I owe a friend a favor. This guy-- General Scales, Wants her dead. So, I'll pay you in this...you like this stuff, right? Get in your big wooden suit, and kill her."

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Contract #5
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Target --- Kairi ---
Money Exchanged: No Money Known, Apparantly a dark ritual was performed?

"She's all Light and Love and Hope and junk...You, however? You're just pure fucking evil. C'mon. I know you wanna."

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Contract #6


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Target --- Viewtiful Joe---
Money Exhanged: Ownership of a Studio Building Lot, along with 50,000 coins.

"Hey, I remember you freaks! Yeah, you guys were arrested a while back, right? Well, Guess what. Time for a Regular Supreme Man V Batter Man situation. Your super hero's, This guy's a Super Hero. Go Fuck 'em up."

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Contract #7

Target --- Blue Vessel ---
Money Exhanged: 25,000 Coins offhanded, 25,000 Post execution.

"...You seem like a nice guy. Too damn nice to be in this line of work. So-- You seem perfect. Lure this little bug into a false sense of security, and then...Between it's eyes. Dont Screw This Up. This thing's a menace...When we enact our plan, It'll be a big fucking problem."

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Contract #8

Target --- Captain N ---
Money Exchanged: 25,000,000,000 Coins (All in amounts of 25)

"...You wanna punch him because he's a...And i quote... 'Fuckin' Nerd'? ...Y'know what, if it gets one less time stopper out of my hair, Go on. Punch that fucking nerd."

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"I think I'll take this one, better to make the first pick count." Sakura Shinguji would say on arrival, taking the bounty poster that had Ciel's silhouette.

Sure, she was a fighter, but she wasn't a blood knight or an ax-crazy psychopath... She was a warrior who wanted to see this thing through on her own terms without human blood being spilled; hers or the person that had the hit put out for their death.

She would then look at the man she stood before, her eyes showed him that she was disappointed in him...

"I'm off, if I come back from this job, or I see you and your men in the vicinity whilst I am doing said job, I will make it a guarantee that you will not be working in the police force once I file my report to 'my boss'." Sakura would say with eyes narrowed and an oddly ominous tone that makes Aoi Satan clap in friendly respect.

Sakura would then turn on her heel and walk off to perform her task.

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Sakura Shinguji
HP: 180/180
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Shield: 65/65
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Status: Disappointed in her employer...
Buffs:
None
Debuffs:
None
Cooldowns
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[Jade Callisto]

Well this was an interesting turn of events that was for sure. Joe and Silvia arrived on time of course but according to their 'boss' they were running late. It was enough to make one a little frustrated at the chief detective but Joe had to hand it to the guy that they had the force working pretty hard on the case, something of which had outdone Joe's short time of work on the force himself.

Joe was the newbie essentially and even though he just joined the Police Force recently he was already working on a case with his own life on the line. Silvia did not need to worry about her own life but she more than cared about Joe enough to come with him for this case, after all she was a superhero too and she wouldn't just let her boyfriend die by some strange assassins after his life.

As they proceeded to look over the contracts the word hero seemed pretty mysterious to Joe as it was mentioned that these assassins after his life were so.

"Since when do heroes go around doing assassin work?! I don't care if I'm their target, I'm taking this one." Joe said in a bit of anger as he was ready to head out toward the location of Contract #6.

"Whoever these fiends are, they need to understand that heroes fight for truth and righteousness, not deception and selfishness!" Joe was visibly angered by the fact those guys used the word 'hero' so loosely as assassins of all things. This would not fly with Viewtiful Joe! Silvia would tag along with Joe as to keep him safe as well, after all she couldn't let Joe handle this all by himself right? "Leave it to us, I'll make sure Joe doesn't do anything foolish and we'll take down these guys together." Silvia spoke up as they were ready to head out.

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Viewtiful Joe/Sexy Silvia: 

HP: 165/165

SHIELD: 55/55

STATUS: None

VFX: 6/6

Active Abilities: None

Cooldowns: None

[Kairi, Princess of Heart]

Instead of a silent, stoic warrior of isolation was a pink princess of purity as she stepped up. "Well, I had to take care of my classes before getting here..." Kairi muttered. She should be at school today which was why she was not early... running almost a little late actually. She read the notice and noticed quite a few names she was familiar with and this was motivation enough to prevent the assassinations.

She looked at the list for a moment. The red and blue heroes seemed to have their targets picked so that just left her and-... Wait a moment. She noticed the poster Sakura picked up and wondered for a moment what she meant by make it count. Sure she had an assassination out for her too but she wasn't just going to ignore the one out for her mom.

"Wait, I'll help you. The target there is my Mom. I need to take care of this," Kairi requests, not seeming to want to take no on this as she was insistent on following Sakura.

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"Aaaalright you scumbags- Lets get Movin'!"

'S-sir! Captain Onishima, Sir, Look! We intervented another assassination contract!'

"WHAT?! wHAT THE HELL DOES IT...?!"

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Contract - ? -

 Target: --- Protect Bad Girl / Assassinate Ciel---
Payment; 500 Coins

"I hear on the street you're big on the Keyblade Shit, Right? Wanting to learn everything about 'em ...Well there's a chick with one of those keyblades going up to kill an assassin i hired. Protect her, and help her fullfill her hit, and do whatever you want with the Keyblade Chick afterwards. I hear you're one of a Kind on this...Mister 'Mugen Rider'."

[alchefire]

Helena would crack her neck a bit as she strode up to the table that Onishima had set up for himself. The Mochi had a... strange look in her eye as she glanced over the contracts. The Monstrous woman's sheer appearance and size having put off a few of the officers as she read them in silence. Noting the one that was directed at Ciel... and the follow-up contract for that. "Dealing with two might be too much for whoever this dumbass sent... Alright, time to get cracking."

She didn't even bother hiding her contempt for Onishima... And with that, she'd head off to go try and help whoever was stuck dealing with a two for one fight. The Mochi's stoic facade immediately vanishing as she worked up whatever excitement had been bubbling up inside her. This was gonna be a fun day for the hound.

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Contract #1 -- KILLED.



"Pee-Freakin'-Yew! You two STINK! Shit, If it were up to me, There'd be a Prohibition on this damn life sphere! Drinking on the job?! Damn Kids... Anyway, Congrats on the first contract down! Ciel's Head's safe for now, From approaching Bat attacks. Cant believe we rely on a bunch of drunks nowadays! Anyway-- We still got 7 more contracts-- and that Superhero Dude and his Girly friend went off on one. Y'can either join them, or go take on the next challenge, i dont really give a shit!"

And to Helena and Kairi, The Choices of Contracts were laid out once again...


"Hey, Sober up! We got some Doughnuts and Coffee here too if you want to rest up."

[Helena and Kairi have been healed 50% HP, And cured of all Status Effects, Thanks to Doughnuts and coffee! ...Or you can choose to stay under Status Ailments if you wish. Up to you.]

[Kairi, Princess of Heart]

"..." Kairi smelled herself at the talk of smelling like Alcohol. She wished she could wash that out but they needed to stop the assassins before they get to pursuing their targets. She refrained from commenting on that though as she recovered her strength with the food. She does have a form now that seems to be powered by drinking so it wasn't exactly unfounded. They could hop in on helping the others but there was already two of them and surely they'd break free to mobilize eventually?

She looks at the bounty list for a moment... Her assassin is apparently a dark counter to her light... She's worried if they were that strong she'd have trouble prevailing that on her own. If they leave it be they might try to assassinate her while she's fighting someone else. "... Hey, one of these assassins are tasked with taking me out specifically. If they are anything like the last one they are probably chosen to exploit any weaknesses in a person. Would you mind lending me a hand against them?" she requested of the gooey wolf person as she pointed to the contract aimed against her. They only showed up briefly but they seemed really strong so if they can take him down together she can breathe a bit easy against the others.

[alchefire]

(Post K.O. on Badgirl heal
M2kWQfSTp_1d10+10 Helena heals 20 HP from digesting Bad Girl. She's back too full health thanks too the Donuts.

Helena didn't pair the officer much mind as she simply chowed down a whole box of donuts. She hardly even chewed them, swallowing almost the box itself in a single go as her mass began too regenerate. She'd managed to slowly reform her outfit again after finally settling the last of Badgirl's essence into her body. Her proper clothes having reformed as well... alongside a far more heavy figure.



It was only after her body had finished repairing itself, that she spoke, having heard Kairi's request. "Yeah, I suppose I can help." Seems she'd managed too clear her head thanks too all of that food. The alchohol that swirled beneath her skin was still there, but it had thinned out thanks too all of the extra body mass she'd gained.

(Mind Melted cured)

A soft chuckle would escape her as she patted her stomach. That devilish grin spread wide as she spoke. "Maybe it'd be faster if I just hid you away for a bit, convince the assassin I already took care of you." The way she was looking at Kairi... it was hard too tell if she was serious about that joke or not...

"Just kidding of course. If they're that committed too seeing you dead, they're probably not gonna buy that anyway. Besides, I'd rather just thrash them from the get go."1d10+10

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"...Hope you two get a bath somewhere there. Yeesh."