Post by Hailey the Gardevoir on Oct 22, 2023 5:58:55 GMT -8
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In a faraway land populated by poptarts and bears, dragons roamed free snacking on gingerbread houses and their
The quiet of the starlit light was beset with the sounds of a Magical Girl's Academy, as Several prodigious students called Beryl, Lia, Sunrise, and Jasmine sang, Causing the Headmaster to awaken from the devil's trance. It was cast by a Succubus who hungered for the love that only the one true Magical girl could give her. Jasmine screamed out in abject terror as Suddenly, Giant puyosit gtu began raining down from above like rain from a Giant Shower for cats and... dogs? I don't know how to process that last Post. Regardless, Puyo's bounced off the Headmasters Head. Heading the charge for the rest of the puyocolypse, Sonic wouldn't stand for not being the most radical hog in the universe. Ganon had to Slap a Chicken to get Zelda to do the song of time which awoke Groose in time for "Bully Link" day! Which fell on Link's stupid face, obviously. Link became a very angry elf and tried to skip out on his beatdown, but Groose was not letting up anytime sooner or later and taught Link the importance of protecting his dumb pointy ears during omega swirlies. It turns out that Skyloft is ready to become the godhead and mascot of the salvation of the cancerous meme squad. Not one person was befit to come in contact with this boot, because it was made for walking. That's just what momma would've wanted. Or would she? She was slightly disappointed at the destruction of property and loss of her favorite duwang. This particular duwang felt like picnic. A shooting star raced across the pink gold sky. A moment of truth had finally arrived when Sigma broke Rulue's box and revealed that a tiny Arle was the one who was causing cheese to fall on top of the Master Sword. The tiny Arle didn't know better so she died. Leaving everyone else to mourn her very tiny feet. They were die-a-cute. And with that, Zelda realized she made a mistake by cutting her onions with a big led pencil--but also, she wiped her tears and discovered that there was a strange stain on the dining table left behind by Schezo Wegey, the guy eating some strange looking bread with human flesh. Soylent Green became a huge germaphobe. Elsewhere, Corrin sang about her armpit. But no one realized that the giant chocolate bar was dog poison. Better keep that Dark Peach calm. A raging cyclone ate a banana and tore through town, using a spatula. A car hydroplaned into Atlantis City, striking Poseidon down and flat like villains under Peach. Speaking of Peach, a giant magical parasol opened up to slow her ascent toward the heavens as she did not want to miss the holy landing pad again. The goddess of light, Lady Palutena, was awaiting her for some tea. Nothing compared to Pit's Floor Ice-cream or Palutena's fried angel wings, but never the less Pit was unavailable. He was needed for dinner tomorrow. As for tonight's mystery dish for Queen Amitie was the usual favorite: sweets by the master patissier Lidelle! Bless her heart.
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What was in Corrin's pockets was a secret to baffle all mankind. A carrot to shank Sonic with and a dime store bobble keychain. The accessories of war, of terror, and Ganondorf's hair. A dog crossed a love scene and promptly barked. Peach(Q) kissed Volga! A chicken crossed the road and clawed Zant's face, then ate him with a side of Taco Bell Fries. Fava Beans were sadly not included. Not disuaded, Zelda continued her quest to DESTROY MEGAMAN! THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! Shame about the big chin Bear that sat near the river. His face was covered in mud pie and cherry ice cream cake. Daisy's eyeliner was marked in sixes and eights, making quite a bit like goofy glasses. Fire raced across the desert plains like a hedgehog all night long, spelling out the code name of President Santa Claus. A merry old man of light, gingerbread and eggnog. But there was something amiss this advent of May: DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS Despite being spring. Weird stuff is abound, and Shulk had soon found that "Reyn Time" was just Reyn's favorite time to kick chickens out. Torchics and Blazikens are now afraid. It's dark, and distasteful, but its all necessary for the ultimate test to obtain the greatest of items: Overalls dipped in shiny gold dye made for sweaty, justice-crazed dinosaurs. And plumbers too nutty for their butter or their running shoes due to the aroma of death and despair of the Phillips CDI console. "GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE!" Link said. "MY BOY, " the King Harkinian began to speak to Link. "THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE HEROES STRIVE FOR." But it didn't feel right. After all, this is CDi dialogue. The land where enclosed instruction books are but a necessity for guidance. It sure was a dark day in the Kingdom Hearts fandom because Roxas was dominating the forum threads, denying access to the ultimate mission: Jump Roping in Traverse Town! WOW! What a town to get robbed by an edgy clone of Sora. Kingdom Hearts fans cried as Sora was erased from the Smash Roster by a vengeful Roxas with help from Lord Sakurai. In particular, one fan spontaneously combusted. Sakurai then proceeded to cancel Smash before chortling loudly at the cries of every Smash YouTuber as salt drowned the poor people of the community. Luckily, Infinite Intervigned. His edge sent Roxas to challenge the giant of Termina for dominance. He Ultimatley failed. An annoying dog stole his keyblade. Rosalina was very Dissapointed with the dog. as it wouldn't get any worse, Sans appeared with the ultimate Keyblade whilst playing a ladle like his banjo, strumming away like Aiken Drum exploding the fields of battlefield and corn. Perhaps this was a cautionary tale of musical violence of political destruction of Shaymins! It was 'cool'. Explosions abound. Escape by hiding in the Kingdom Bunker was the first step towards something much more effective. The rise of Lyric almost killed the miniseries with deadly snake poems and glitches, despite Rachel's Best Attempt to seduce Lyric. Seems that snakepeople slithered with swords tucked into their Comfy fanny packs. Arle's gonna take a big step, for soon she threw a boot at Satan, trying to hit him with extreme prejudice.
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Meanwhile, Ultimate Life Form Peanut Butter Bidoof was busy with the most important task ever - putting Joker on the moon whilst he played upon a banjo with a guitar pick. The music was signature of a musical genius turtle who loved too much of himself to really even love anyone else. Therefore, a rebel without a cause named John Lillinger became increasingly aggravated by the word of the lord Lady Palutena, As she forced people to lift the Five Hundred Pound Chili Dog was topped with Pop Tarts! Oh, meanwhile, a pikachu dressed as a scholar from the Angry Cowboy's Moustache school of fashion. Unfortunately, all would soon discover that Shadow threw a hissy fit about a fast-food manager and killed everyone. You could hear smells and see sounds coming from the back of Count Bleck's back. "Lorem ipsum dolor," said the foreman as he wiped Chill Penguin off his windshield. "Stupid dog!" he said, putting on his hideous ogre mask and screaming "ooga booga booga booga!!" Now that's comedy. Count Bleck screamed as a nostalgic feeling overwhelmed him. He remembered the first time he tasted a spaghetti meatball while he was at his mother's husband's house, not to be out-done by a very angry little martian named Max, May's brother. How could he happen to me? I made my mistakes. I've got nowhere to run. There's a snake in my boot! This is now an Among Us love story about a yandere who had a thing for all pasta. Pasta enthusiasts beware her malodorous marinara. Beware the spaghetti in Luigi's pocket. It melts faces. Not to mention a duck. Wolf stole Krystal from the Lion Men and their Lion Men Buddies. He takes her to the bank where he exchanged her for Chicken McNuggets and left. Darth Big Willy Energy jumped in his intercontinental ballistic missile and rode it into Dr. Light, blowing up New Orleans for giggles. "Dude!" exclaimed Rock. "Not cool Bro" Master Chief added, before shooting Willy in his Willy, killing him instantly. Master Chief turned and shot Rock. He then laughed. "Lol. Lmao." before running off to elope with Link. Princess Zelda cried into Eggman's shoulder. "Beep beep boop." she cried, hugging her rocket launcher and firing it into the air hitting Storm Eagle who screeched loudly. So loudly that Mario was woken up and launched from his bed into the great unknown, a vast bean burrito called The Great Beaner went down Corii's throat and into the Shake Dimension in the process of furthering Lich's nefarious plans for Twitter-reality integration. "Mua ha ha!" laughed the billionaire scientist-reaper as she disabled the protective forcefield around the rare and valuable valuable gems so that she could power her death ray machine and conquer Li.
In a faraway land populated by poptarts and bears, dragons roamed free snacking on gingerbread houses and their