[Mr. Game & Watch]

Captain Falcon scooted away from his new buddy as he admitted to his original plan being a fallacy. The F-Zero racer really wanted to test out the Blue Falcon after all this time and a good race sounded like some good fun. More fun than his current desk job anyway.

Lt Surge groaned once more as Hades spoke up yet again. This time though he slammed his mighty American fist down against the conference table. “How about you brag some more about how much better your army is than ours? We don’t even know if yours exists, for all we know you’re just some goof dressed as a God trying to piss us off. We don’t have time for your stupid antics and if all you want to do is stroke your own ego go somewhere else. Our army may not be that big, but it’s better than the infants you call soldiers back in the underworld” the Lightning American returned passive aggressively.

E Gadd was silent for a moment as he soaked in both of what Surge and Hades had said. “Oh, no need to get at each other’s throats! As I have said before Hades, we don’t have the time to get your troops. Besides, if they saw your underworld army marching toward their base they would just infect them before we penetrated their defences. If they don’t know we’re coming then there’s a chance that they may still be left uninfected and healthy. Your army isn’t necessary for this conflict and if they are so strong to trump our own army I have my doubts that we’ll need them. No offence, but you are the king of the underworld and your deceitful ways are not very well covered.”

E Gadd turned his attention toward the other side of the room, where Tails and Mr. L was located. His suspicions were true about Mr. L after all. He definitely wasn’t Luigi considering that he was playing his 3DS without a care in the world while his brother was in the grasp of Black Shadow. Given how hard he fought to get his brother back before E Gadd had doubts that the real Luigi would be at this much ease if Mario was gone. In fact he’d probably be acting more like Tails if that were the case.

Speaking of Tails, his form of tactics were beginning to grab the elder’s attention. “Oh ho ho ho. Yes, a stealthy invasion would be the right way to go! Excellent thinking! Snake isn’t around to do the sneaking so we’ll need some other stealthy bodies to invade that base… A.I.M.! Search the Life Sphere records for some of our stealthy citizens!”

“Processing… Unit Krexix has access to natural invisibility, might be a considerable candidate, unit Sheik, the last of the Sheika from the lands of Hyrule masters of stealth, unit Shade, area unknown, however, trained for stealth operations. Those may be our best for the task.”

“Hrm, they can’t go alone though, in the case that they are caught we’ll need to bring along a group that can get them out of there...”

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Hades shrugged. "Fine, fine, last time i mention my far superior army." He said, now listening to the idea of a stealthy attack. Ah, now this would bring Hades a idea.

"Oh, well i happen to know a few people. What of Dark Pit of Viridi's forces?" He said, smiling "He defeated a underworld guard with a single kick, im sure he can get a alien rip off, a ninja and another ninja that's obviously ze- Woop, tongue almost slipped~" Hades laughed, smiling wide. "Oh, or what about Ragna the blood edge. Considerably powerful. Heck, i should know, he fought me before in the arena. I could also recommend a miss Lightning Farron. I would explain most of final fantasy's story to you all, but that involves far too many hallways. All you need to know is she slashes the people and makes 'em fall down. That enough of a rescue team for you? Oh, this feels like im arranging my own justice league."

Of course, with everyone turning down the army idea, guess that mission for resurrecting the underworld army would have to be a crime mission. In passing mention, hades blew air out his cheeks and mumbled "I swear, try to detsroy the world one time and everyone thinks your the worst thing ever."

[Coolshaymin]

"Hmmmm, Hades may be on to something. The best way to rescue them would be a team of powerhouses. With that said, I'll help the Stealth Team. While the powerhouses may be a last resort, its best to keep it that way. While I may not be too experienced with stealth, my Tech Skills may prove useful in getting past their security, assuming they have some, which is probably the case," Tails said.

"Aw, your suggestion for me being part of the powerful backup team is flattering, Hades," A voice said from the entrance to the room. "Mother Nature asked me to watch this conversation," the voice continued as Dark Pit entered the room. "Getting to beat my way through an army actually sounds fun. Besides, the plan actually may work with me there. I know how to obliterate powerful foes pretty easily. Even excluding me, gotta say, Hades sure picked a good team for the job."

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The tiny professor began to jump in his seat slightly as Hades passed off his next suggestion. It was kind of like trying to force a child high on sugar to sit down. His spiral glasses honed in on the mighty god. “Oooooh, that’s a splendid cast indeed! It’ll be good to have some power behind the stealthy ones, but let’s just hope they won’t be needed. If our stealth team, hrm let’s call them Team Slithery Snake. If Team Slithery Snake gets caught our little operation will get about a hundred times harder. A.I.M. check my math on that”

“That is correct”

“Excellent. Anyways, Team Raging Ram won’t be needed unless they get into trouble and if that happens you’ll have to get out of there at any cost. Leaders or not, we can’t risk more able bodies getting infected by the Starvia. Is that clear?”

Lt Surge turned to Hades once more. “Wait a second I don’t remember you ever setting foot in my coliseum.”

“I would remember a face like yours if I was commentating! Wait a minute! They have other people taking our place! E Gadd! That wasn’t in our contract! Who could possibly replace me?!”

“Loud, obnoxious, I’m pretty sure they could…”

“Shush, Big Top! This is mutiny!”

“That’s not what that word means…”

“Oh quiet, the three of you”

“Updating “Team Raging Ram.” A unit with the knowledge of hallways may prove to be very useful. Depending on the structure of their base.”

E Gadd then returned his attention to the fox, one of the two that were actually putting out ideas in the room. The professor’s mouth scrunched at his suggestion. “Well, that’s going to be a bit difficult now isn’t it? If you’ll be following Black Shadow’s vehicle how are you going to land your jet without being detected? We don’t know how their base is structured and having you land your plane might just give away our position. I don’t argue that you won’t be helpful, in fact you could be small enough for the task.”

“This unit could also help with technological barriers, though perhaps this unit would be better suited outside of “Team Slithery Snake.” This unit could sync up with unit Miles’ equipment and provide them with input from the outside of the base”

“Oooh, please do come and take a seat, mister, um Pit”

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Hades laughed, shrugging. "Maybe if you took off those stupid shades mister liberty, you would know everyone who's had a battle in your dumb arena." But, not even two seconds later it seemed Hades was greeted with dark pit. "Oh, I have truly been blessed. Hello little pitto~!" He said, giving a wave to him and resting his head on his fist. Hades knew few that entertained him as much as pit and anyone who looked like him did. Hades got up, wrapping a arm around dark pit's neck and pulling him in tight for what some wrestlers might call a illegal headlock if it were a wrestling match. 

"Everyone, this is Pitto. Please be sure to call him Pitto at every chance you get, as that's his favorite nick name." Hades laughed, letting go so the dark angel could get some air.

[Coolshaymin]

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Dark Pit tries to pull away from Hades sudden Illegal Wrestling Manuver. He could not release himself until Hades let him go, though. Pitto? That name is just as bad as Pittoo. "Do NOT call me Pitto or any similar nicknames. Just call me Dark Pit, gramps," the Shadow Angel said. Dark Pit sat farther away from Hades, not wishing to deal with his nicknames... Though, not much choice now that he revealed himself.

"... Anyway, back to buisness... No need to worry about the plane, E. Gadd. I have set up an autopilot to the Tornado. When I jump out of the Tornado, the plane will automatically go to a safe designated spot. It is my main way of traveling through Li, so it will also return to me if I need to leave. So, since I do not need to land the plane at all, let alone nearby, it should not be a problem," Tails explained. "I'll just simply join the team by jumping out of my plane. It will find a safe and hidden spot to hideout on its own," Tails finished.1d20+2

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The Lightning American winced lightly at the demonic being’s attempt at an insult. He lowly chuckled it off and boasted back. “I won’t even need a Rawst Berry to heal from that burn. It’s surprising to me that you of all people are judging me for impractical outfits” he finished with a tiny yet smug smirk.

Captain Falcon giggled.

“Children, could you just get along for three seconds while we talk in a serious manner?” the old man stated in a dead pan expression whilst starring down Hades, Captain Falcon, and Lt Surge (surprisingly the three largest men in the room in terms of muscle mass).

Nobody chose to comment on anything regarding Dark Pit. Some in the room wondered if he was supposed to be some sort of evil clone of Pit given the name and lack of knowledge regarding the universe he had come from. Not naming any names in particular.

E. Gadd’s attention returned to Tails as Hades shenanigans died down once more. The elderly scientist adjusted his spiral glasses and addressed the fox. “Well, you see that’ll still be an issue. You’ll be an orange figure dropping passed a blue sky. We don’t know how their base is set up or if they’ll have anyone or anything guarding it. You falling from the sky could give away our position regardless of you having your plane land or not. With all that is at stake here and the lives of the rescue team being in grave danger one way or the other, I would prefer not to take that risk.”

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Hades groaned at E. gadd's order to calm down. "Ok daaaaad!" He said like a moody teenager would to his father. But not before sticking a purple colored snakes tounge at Lt surge from across the room. If this kept up, hades would have them all throwing paper airplanes and perhaps breaking out the Electrode launchers. "Oh, your no fun Pittoo. This is why i like pit better." Hades said, crossing his arms and blowing air at dark pit angrily. "All of you are taking this far too seriously. I mean, its a war! Smile a little!" 

Hades listened to the two, and suddenly smiled in a brain storm. "A.i.m, do some calculating for me. Considering tails and his past technological prowess, plus the intelligence that could win him a death battle, do you think he could work on the blue falcon and give it some modifications? Mainly modifications for it to be a little bit quieter and perhaps a few things to make it less detectable by black shadow so we can proceed to follow him around. Lot safer than the tornado idea."

[Coolshaymin]

"Taking this seriously? Fat chance, Hades. I'm pretty much here for the free loot Viridi promised me for helping. But enough with the stupid nick names, already," Dark Pit replied.

Tails gave a sigh, he knew E. Gadd was right. Hades did bring up the Falcon, "I probably could do that with the right parts. F-Zero Machines can't be THAT much more complicated than things I have dealt with before. But I don't think Captain Falcon would approve of me modifying his star ride," Tails said.

As the discussion went on, Mr. L closed his 3DS. "You know E. Gadd, we have a solution to the Layout Problem. In fact, I was just working out the kinks in the solution. Searching the whole place is far too risky. So, I modeled this 3DS Horror XL based on our ghost hunting adventures. This 3DS is built with the latest anti tracking, anti detection and layout downloading technology. It will immediately bypass any security they may have without triggering an alarm and download a map with the main point of interest marked on it. And we all know what that is. You did not think I was playing a game while my brother's life was on the line, did you?" Mr. L asked smugly.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The other two muscle bound men fell silent once E Gadd spoke up again. Lt Surge felt the impulse to fire another quip at Hades as he spouted some more nonsense, but reserved himself from doing so.

“Oh ho ho! It isn’t a war yet Hades, but stay tuned!” Ballyhoo announced from his quiet corner of the room. It was a good thing he was there, otherwise they wouldn’t have enough sidetracks from the more important conversation.

“Ooh, you are right my um… good chum.”

“He is?”

“Oh yes, we aren’t prepared for a war, nor can we prepare for one within a day. Perhaps when we have Mario, Sonic, and Samus back we can talk full scale war plans, but this is a rescue mission primary. Anything outside of that will detract and become too risky. We don’t know what we’re up against and it would help us out in the long run if we stealthily invaded their base. If they have one and whoever ‘they’ is.”

“Calculating…” A.I.M. answered as it began to do as it was told, those it was difficult to convert Tails’ IQ into a serviceable number. On top of that, it was even more difficult for the machine to come up with an equation suitable for Hades’ inquiry. In the end though, Tails interrupted its calculation queue.

The attention of the room soon turned to Captain Falcon, the most important part. On one hand, he would be getting a free tune up and it would be an improvement on his vehicle. On the other hand, someone who wasn’t Captain Falcon would be touching the Blue Falcon and his ride wouldn’t be the same anymore. The lives of his fellow smashers were on the line though, so he had no choice but to give in. “I still get to drive it?”

“Who else could?”

The bounty hunter immediately leapt out of his seat and performed a mid-air fist pump, shouting “yes!” Immediately afterwards he dashed out of the room, no doubt to get his vehicle as quickly as he could.

E Gadd then turned to the man who was boasting himself to be Luigi. “Is that so Luigi? How many times have you tested this device? Before you answer that though, could you tell me what you did during the events of the last time the Life Sphere was attacked?"

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Hades smiled, laughing. "Oh, but the war has already begun. Black shadow decided to play war games, so when we get Mario, Deviant art bait #1 and deviant art bait #2 back we should probably start planning for destroying them. Anyway, shall i begin making calls to form up our special sets of eams? Because i am as giddy as a school girl to see this plan in action~!"

[Coolshaymin]

Tails was actually surprised Falcon accepted the offer so easily. After Tails watched Falcon run out, Tails stood up from his seat, "To save time, I am going to go see what I can do for the Blue Falcon. It probably won't take Captain Falcon that long to get back. I am sure I can get any updates on the plan from  E. Gadd or A.I.M." Tails says before running out the door after Falcon.

Mr. L considered E. Gadd's questions for a few seconds. After a bit he gave a laugh, "Come on, Ghost Geezer, if you want me to state the obvious, you can just ask," Mr. L says as he presses a button on his DS and his jazzing theme plays. "Its not like I'm trying to fake being the other Luigi in most cases. Mr. L is my name and no, I am not the Luigi you know... Though saying I am not Luigi is a bit inaccurate, I do not feel the need to explain it. In short, I am an embodiment of Luigi's subconscious, if any sense were to be made. I believe that answers the point of your question, Ghost Geezer. As for the device, no I have not had anything to really test it on," Mr. L shrugged.


"Hold back your hastiness," Dark Pit mocked Hades. "Saving those guys might not fix the whole leader issue. If that hedgehog and plumber are still at eachother's necks after this... Well, the war front is back to square one, now isn't it?"

[Mr. Game & Watch]

E Gadd looked over to Hades once more. “Oh yes, Hades. I’ll be sending word out as well for our special team. I’ll put some bait out to see if there are other able bodies ready to take on this mission. The more help we can get the better.”

His attention was quickly caught by Mr. L as he explained himself. Well, his backstory was a lot more interesting than E Gadd had expected. He was mostly speculating that the Luigi imposter was here to spy on them. He wasn’t sure why, but what other reason would a doppelganger have to join in on their talk and pretend to be Luigi? “Interesting, we’ll have to talk about this on a later date, you know when the hierarchy isn’t within the grasp of the Starvia. Anywoo, I don’t know if we can trust that device of yours, it might be too risky and we don’t know how technologically advanced their base is. I’d bring it along, but don’t activate it unless you are one hundred percent sure that it won’t compromise the mission completely.”

“Alright, meeting is adjourn. Let’s collect all that is needed for the mission and head on out. Those of you coming along we shall meet at the gates in an hour.”

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Hades sighed, getting up and snapping to send his demonic throne back into the depth's of the underworld. "Thank you for helping me waste the most useless 30 minutes of my life. Now if you'll excuse me, i need to go work on getting my army. Perhaps that firebrand guy will be willing to work for me...Anyways, Hades Out!" Hades yelled, kicking the door open and leaving after his glorious proclamation of leaving

[Coolshaymin]

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Mr. L was sure it would work... but E. Gadd did have a good point. "Okay then, Ghost Geek, I understand. L-ater," Mr. L said as he moved out of his leaning position and exited.

"... Speaking of armies, I guess I have to report to Viridi now or she'll nag me," Dark Pit said as he activated his Power of Flight and flew out the door Hades broke down.1d20+1