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A old warehouse, once used to store props for movie's and other things long lost as time went on, the address for the group to find the two assassins that had murdered "Boo-Bery" had lead directly here. The lock to the door was destroyed, allowing easy access for the group. But, with the door being more open, it seemed that someone had wanted to play hero before them, going on it to fight the duo...



"H-hey! Where are you nasty assassins!"

"You know, That right there is a strong word. Its...Kinda rude too. Reminds me of my old customers. Wheres the manners these days?"

"Oh, Maybe that's what he wants?? To try and be a big wittle hewo! Hahaha, Friggin idiot."

"S-shut up! Lets fight already!"


"Alright, alright. But first, Lets shake hands." The mysterious silhouette of a bulky man with one bright blue eye stuck out a bright white stainless steel hand to the Koopatroll to try and get some sportsmanship. "a handshake is a sign to show that, as opponents, we respect each other before and after we fight."

"SO HURRY UP AND F'IN SHAKE!" Followed by a more firm metal hand, in front of a large red eye that stuck against the others blue.

"W-which one..."

"Either one, your choice."

Thus, the koopatroll shook the hand with the blue orb behind it, feeling trust behind its loving glow as opposed to the others hate and spite.

"Destroy. Spark."

Suddenly, the koopatroll was hit with a bright flash of electricity, electrocuting it in its suit.

"W-wha-ZZZAZAZASWAZZZAZAASASZAZAZAZAZAZAZSHJQWsasdfhasdhjvmnnn..." The koopatroll's scream was so loud, he was sure someone could hear it on the outside.

"HAHAHA, what a idiot! Cant believe he fell for that one, ahahahahahahaaa!"




MISSION START

[Coolshaymin]

Black Mage was casually walking to the warehouse when he noticed the door was open. "Hm...? Did someone try to kill the killer before me?" Black Mage asked himself before standing by the door and listening in. The two guys Black Mage figured was the killers were talking to someone who clearly wanted to get the fight started with. As he listened he was slowly starting to get bored and wanted to shock something already. Then he started talking about a handshake, "Seriously, a handshake? There's noway somebody would fall for that," Black Mage whispered to himself in doubt. However the continuing dialogue and the scream changed his mind. "...... He actually fell for that? How would somebody fall for the oldest murder trick in the book?! If you know someone is a murderer, do not shake his hand!... Okay, I'm done," Black says to himself as he calmed down. "Anyway, those guys should be pretty easy to handle if they resort to lame tricks like that. Seems like I will need to teach the guys the meaning of true evil," Black Mage says to himself.


Damage: 0%
MP: 16/16
Status: Normal

[Cielmira]

This place seemed fitting for the type of prey they were hunting. Even the harrowing shriek that came from a nearby building. The thick needles lining his back bristled as a line of excitement rushed down Krexix's spine. He hastened his approach to the building.

The black mage was already there preparing himself. Good. There would be no wasted time then. The alien strode up to his ally for this mission, flexing his taloned fingers.
"Someone has warmed them up for us," he commented with a wide grin. Though with his dark features it was difficult to tell. Krexix then passed the threshold to begin this confrontation.

[PolarStarQuote]

The duo released a verbal "Hm?" At the sound of black mage talking to himself.

"May i?"

"I insist."

Suddenly, a rushing noise was heard, as suddenly one of the two came bashing through the wall, tearing it down with a single punch whilst yelling "DESTOOOOOOOOOY POUND!" Luckily, he missed both the alien and Evilwizardington. "Dammit all! Missed!"




NEW DESTROYMAN


The two Destroyman halves regrouped, gathering together and looking at the other side from a distance.

"Ok, ok, lets say the line! Please!"

"Alright, suppose we earned that much. Hey there. I, and my other half here, are Destroyman."

"Jeez, friggin scary lookin' peices of c-"

"Please, mind my cohort here. i suppose your hear to kill us. I respect that. So, Lets do it. No tricks here, Just us two, versus you two."

"WERE GONNA KILL YOU, TWICE OVER!"



Destroyman-L
Hp:0%
SFX CHARGE:0%



Destroyman-R
HP:0%
SFX CHARGE:25%

Suddenly, Destroyman-L began rushing at the two, turning his body for a double lariat style attack to the two head on. Meanwhile, Destroyman-R crossed his arms a pulled off a M. Bison by floating to the rafters above the fight and began charging energy into his palms. "Destroy...."

Destroyman-L Strength roll

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[Coolshaymin]

Before Black Mage could respond, the two sounded like they heard him talking to himself. Guess they are not as dumb as they sound if only slightly. "Cthulu damn it! You and that *bleep*ing Falcon! I swear some people have to stop destroying places for no good reason! That's my job!" Black Mage swore through the two's introduction. Black Mage's anger and their introduction gave Black Mage the time to prep a Warp spell as he phased through the opponent's attack and pass him as he ignored Mr. Fisticuffs. "Alien, you seem like the brawling type. You handle Lefty. I'll take care of Righty!" Black Mage advises. Black Mage then shot a ball of fire at Destroyman-R, "Destroy this!"





Damage:0%
MP: 16/16
Status: Infinite MP
Equipment: Infinite MP Staff

[Cielmira]

These two liked the sound of their own voices in Krexix's opinion. He returned their final shout with a battle cry of his own, snarling loudly as he buckled down and allowed the charge. With Black Mage simply teleporting away that left little distraction between the two brutes. When the single Destroyman made to connect with the burly alien Krexix ducked and angled forward, latching his arms around his opponents form then rolled them both backwards.

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His claws firmly grappled onto Destroyman the roll went rather well. The murderer went down face first, his face caressed by the long needles protruding from the back Krexix's head. Unfortunately the angle was wrong, or just right depending on who's opinion you took, for the needles to stab into Destroyman but it helped with leverage. Following through with the backwards motion the enemy would find himself face down on the pavement when the thick arms of the oerix released him. Now with the towering form of Krexix over him, if Destroyman didn't shuffle away he would meet with the leg blade coming down on his back.

0%

1d20+3

[PolarStarQuote]

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Destroyman-L

Hp:12%

SFX CHARGE:25%

The left destroyman yelped in pain, his cybernetics sparking up from Kreixix's needles going into his human and metal skull. Even worse, he was let go to find himself face to face with kreixix's leg blade. "Turning off manual charge!" The more damage Left destroyman would take, the more his SFX charge would go up. And this damaging grab and leg swipe raised his power up, definately. "Alright you over sized xenomorph lookin' piece of crap!" Destroyman smirked, at kreixix, then ramming his palm into the alien's chest and yelling out "DESTOY SPARK" Before releasing millions of volts into its body.


Destroyman-R

HP:0%

SFX CHARGE:25%

"CANNON!" The right destroyman yelled out, firing his Hadouken at the black mages fireball, whcih collided only to make a equal powered explosion. Destroyman-R jumped down, and curled up, beginning to charge once more. "Beginning charge!" He yelled, gathering energy into his SFX machine and leaving himself mighty open to attacks....Didnt say they were all that smart.1d20

[Coolshaymin]

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Black Mage noticed that it took an entire turn for him to charge an attack equivalent to a Fire spell. Well, it took a turn for Black Mage to fully charge a Hadoken which is WAY more powerful than that measly spell. As soon as his fireball failed, Black Mage cuffed his hands and charged his energy to full power and since he wasn't being attacked, this was quite easy. As soon as it reached the max at the end of this post, Black Mage fired a Huge Beam of Magical Destruction only known as the legendary "HADOKEN!!!"



Damage: 0%
MP: 16/16
Status: Infinite Mana1d20+6

[Cielmira]

Dodge: QyBBHwYtp_1d20          Con: p_1d20+3

The leg blade cutting into the metal released a sweet sweet sound, the oerix's mouth curling into a pleasured grin. Unfortunately the removal of the blade took a bit more work than Krexix would have liked, and when it was free the cyborg jolted upward with an attack. Muscles seized with the voltage coursing through his body. The best retaliation the alien had was an enraged cry as the two stared each other down.

Even once the current's source had been depleted the after affect of such an attack was felt. His body felt tired and stiff with random light spasms as the oerix shuffled back a few steps. Still growling Krexix needed to spend this time to recover. The alien made himself appear very open to attack as he ceased his staggering backward and stretched his neck, still making jittered movements as if he didn't quite have full control of movement back yet.

18%

1d20·1d20+3

[PolarStarQuote]

Destroyman-L



Hp:12%



SFX CHARGE:25%

The left sided destroyman stood there chuckling, holding his mechanical eye in his hand. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a joke! Pathetic! Laughable!" The left side was somewhat stuck there in his state of snickering and laughing that he hardly forgot to take his opportunity to attack the beast. "Alright, now...prepare to see the power of Destroyman!" and with that, the most unbelievable thing happened. The cyborg began to lift off of the ground, crossing his arms.  and once he was off the ground, the cyborg took a superman style pose and charged fist first to the alien.


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Destroyman-R



HP:30%



SFX CHARGE:50%

Unfortunately, being too busy charging himself up for his super attack left the more intelligent half of the assassins dead open for the mage's nuke laser. The destroyman yelled in ungodly pain as he was blasted back into the wall of the warehouse, infact he broke right through it! "Jeez...G-good one. But, there's one thing you forgot to calculate...THE UNEXPECTED POWER OF MY GUN NIPPLES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" The man said, apparently having a moment related to his left side. and with that, the two sides of his body, which is in the nippular region flipped open to reveal sub machine gun turrets. And thus, he began opening fire onto the black mage with his gun nipples. Did i ever tell you how stupidly ridiculous no more heroes is?

p_1d20-3=81d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

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Ha! Direct hit! ... He's not dead?! ... Wait... "Machine gun Nipples?" Black Mage has heard infinite amounts of stupidity but that one takes the cake. Who would really have... Oh sweet Unholy Cuthulu, he was not kidding. Black Mage somehow dodged one as he pulled out his knife and deflected some more with but still taking a bit of fire but he was decently okay after it. Thought that would end a lot worst. While he was blocking, he used haste to make it so hopefully he could react faster to this newfound stupidity. He used his new found speed to fire a bolt of lightning at him followed by a barrage of fireballs.

p_1d20+6

Black Mage
Damage: 13%
MP: 16/16
Status: Infinite MP1d20·1d20-3·1d20+6

[Cielmira]

Con: rvNg7Y48p_1d20+3

Either the previous attack affected him more than he was willing to be aware of or the comical villains were actually more dangerous than initially assumed. While the bait was taken Krexix's follow up could have been better. Destroyman was able to land a rather devastating hit on the alien's abdomen, knocking a whisk of breath from the creature. The oerix buckled with the impact and the resulting force pushed Krexix along with the flying cyborg. However, being raised in battles it wouldn't be quite so easy to render the spiny beast incapable for the fight.

Ultimately the plan worked: it brought Destroyman in and fully open to attack considering the manner in which he positioned himself hovering in the air. Once again Krexix made to reach around his opponents form, his body heating up to uncomfortable levels. The elytra on his back flicked open for preparation of catching Destroyman should he decide to attempt fleeing upward. Though considering Krexix had a really good angle to wrap his muscle wracked arms around the cyborg, not to mention had prepared to do so upon baiting, there was a decent chance Destroyman wouldn't even know what going on until Krexix pulled him in closer and began crushing him.

For good measure Krexix also activated his ultimate, his form transitioning into a hazy wisp of heat. Hopefully the confusion of seeing Krexix disappear would help in latching onto Destroyman.

40%

1d20+3

[PolarStarQuote]

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Destroyman-L







Hp:40%







SFX CHARGE:0%





"Ah, what the f-?!" The cyborg was successfully latched onto while he flew around like superman. "Ah! Ah, oh god it burns! Stop it stop!" He called out to no avail and he began desperately crashing into the walls of the warehouse to get the unknown burning sensation off of him. Eventually, his cyborg half began to spark up from being overheated so much, forcing a crash landing from the Left side of destroyman. All of his SFX went out with his flight anyway.





He gasped, retching his body up from the small crater he made as he began running like a scared kitten from kreixix. "O-ok...Where the hell are you! Im gonna kill you!" It was obvious kreixix's prey was frightened of what he couldn't see, and further more he was growing desperate. "THERE!" He yelled, then tackling to what he thought was Kreixix.


p_1d20+10=23







Destroyman-R







HP:40%







SFX CHARGE:75%



p_1d20-3=10




The right side was too busy laughing his cyborg butt off at the unexpected strike of his unwavering gun nipples to realise that the mage was infact still alive, and had begun shooting him. "Agh, start drain charge! Drain charge!" He screamed, his gun nipples running out of ammo at just the right time for him to get a nice big dose of electric shock and then a barrage of fireballs blasting him into a corner.



Unfortunately, all that damage seemed to do him good as his SFX modulater had begun draining the damage and converting it into power. "Just one more, and the destyroy buster will be complete! So...." With that, the right destroy man moved side to side in a zig zag motion and went to grab the black mage's head directly "DESTROY SPARK!" He yelled, delivering another dose of zap power.

p_1d20+10=241d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

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Black Mage was more than fast enough now to dodge Destroyman's attack. He did a few flips as he jumped out of the way to make his dodge more fancy. He can absorb his attacks? That is not good by any stretch of the imagination. If he's fully charged the attack might be devestating. But what is a solo Black Mage to do? Should've known he needed... No! Black Mage does not need some idiot meatshields. Would be useful, but that's besides the point. Black Mage needed to destroy this guy now! Black Mage raised his staff in the air, "Cuthulu! Destroy all that resists my power!" Black Mage called as a storm of meteors fell from the sky destroying the roof of the Warehouse and seeming to focus on Destroyman-R.


(Meteor's roll was 18.)1d20+6

[Cielmira]

Con: puTGUZygp_1d20+3         Dex: p_1d20+1

Krexix held on tight as the frantic rocketing man slammed into various objects in an attempt to shake him off. The alien's tight clamp continued despite the efforts, and by the time it passed through Destroyman's mind to head for a crash course into the floor Krexix ultimate had reached is casual limit. The heat began dissipating as did the oerix's camouflage during the descent and finally the cyborg was released. He landed with a roll to minimize any damage, ending up behind crates of old props.

Taking some time to recover and assess his situation Krexix was still concealed by his new cover when the left side of Destroyman began calling out. A quiet scoff escaped his throat at the discovery of how easy it was to panic his opponent. Unfortunately now the bulbs on his back were overheated thus camouflaging himself again wouldn't be possible for a while. However... he was surrounded by various large objects in these crates...

Thankfully with all the noise of two guns being fired nearby Krexix didn't have to worry about the sound of cracking the backs of the crates open to nab some things from inside while his opponent was busy. He then moved to the edge of his cover, setup the foam sections of a pokey onto a small low wheeled platform then sent it out when Destroyman's back was turned. Krexix heard the excited shout of his opponent followed by the cyborg's collision with the foam and landing on the trolly. (p_1d20) The little wooden platform couldn't hold the massive weight of the new person and was crushed, leaving the tackling cyborg skidding a small ways along broken wood and the pavement.

It was at this moment Krexix charged out of his cover toward the prone Destroyman. He stomped a foot down on one of the cybrog's wrists, pivoted on it, knelt down to slam a knee in the middle of his enemy's back, then went to grab Destroyman's other arm and pin it backward.

Opposed Strength Check: Beat/Tie p_1d20+3

45%

1d20+3·1d20+1·1d20·1d20+3