Post by Coolshaymin on Apr 15, 2019 5:15:15 GMT -8
10 total points to distribute
Discipline | Stat Pts | MOD |
STR | 16 | +3 |
DEX | 12 | +1 |
CON | 14 | +2 |
INT | 8 | -1 |
WIS | 8 | -1 |
CHA | 12 | +1 |
Wario
Mushroom Kingdom/Super Mario Land 2
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Motto: "You can never get enough cash!"
Allies/Friends: Waluigi, the Warioware Crew, Bowser, King Boo
Enemies/Rivals: Mario, Captain Syrup, the Shake King, Rudy the Clown, Count Canolli, Bowser(It's complicated), Chief Chilly, Ness, Lucas, King Dedede, the Black Jewel, those that steal his treasure
Backstory: The History of Waaaaaa!
Appearance:
History On Li: "You want to know what Wario, the greatest treasure hunter and businessman, is doing on this planet? Well, to give the fans the continued Warioware patreonage they deserve of course! The kids have to have something for their parents to shell out hundreds upon thousands of dollars on otherwise what is the point to this world?! Well, and one other very important thing brings me to discover this place. You see, someone has made a very big mistake."
They stole my money! I know, I know, sounds ridiculous, who in their right mind would steal from the stunningly charming and respectable Wario? Well, someone did and now they are going to pay back in full! I woke up and went to my treasure stash for a little diving and swimming in my recent Micro Game profit and treasure success and I hit my head upon not a gold bar but a stone floor! I saw some loose change left behind the thief leading to a purple portal. I followed the dirtbag to this planet and here I am.
Not all bad though as there seems to be many treasures in this world worth plundering! As soon as I slam the bozo with the big idea to steal from me I might as well do some plundering myself. Watch out, Li! Wario is here to ransack all your gold! Wahahahahaha!
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Of course this is all familiar, ain't it? That's because it was copied from my previous interview! The higher ups here are even cheaper than me! That aside here is som real news! I was just watching TV when suddenly they cut the latest Stadium Beatdown for that Mario Loser and his Loser of a Pal announced that Absolution was being torn apart! Good riddance I say, the entrance fee for that thing was probably ridiculous. I was about to turn it off when they blasted the stage! Ha, the look on that Mario guy's face was hilarious. That got me thinking though. These Absolutionist Nuts could be a problem for Wario too. Well, no one causes Wario problems so it's time to hit the roads once more and take out these bozos and their stuff! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Primary Attacks (3)
Fists of Pain: "I am pure muscle so you better bet when I pound you with these fists it's gonna hurt like nothing else! I can beat up anything that stands in my path and nothing will stand up to them no matter how tough, Gwahahahahaha!" [Light to Medium STR Attack, 8-18%]
Shoulder Bash: "My signature and most admired technique! I charge into the foe with my shoulder, head, or while rolling at full speed to damage them with significant force! I even mastered a technique called the Corkscrew Conk where I jump midcharge and curl up to act as a cannonball to pulverize my foes if they should be in the air! No enemy outsmarts the great Wario! However, the charge has a One Turn Cooldown to compensate for it's force. Even my shoulder can only take so much bashing!" [Heavy STR Attack, 22%]
Wario Launcher: "The Wario LauncherTM is a brand of grappling techniques I can use to punish foes that can not escape my powerful grasp! I can perform strong and brutal techniques with a grappled foe such as the Piledriver and Wild-Swing-Ding to throw foes with high force and power! This move does massive damage but can only be used if I have successfully grappled a foe and breaks the grapple. I can slam the foe into another foe to damage them both! And now with just as much force!" [Heavy STR Attack, 26%,, can target multiple targets with the victim]
Special Attacks (3)
Bob-Omb: "One of my main weapons of choice outside my own muscles! I have created the Bomb-O-Tron 9000TM, a device that creates an unlimited amount of Bob-Ombs for me to launch at my enemies.The bombs detonate on impact, blowing up anything at the blast sight with huge force! However, the device has a few... *Ahem* Bugs. It can only manufacture one bomb at a time, for some reason, and it takes 3 whole turns to make another... I assure you this is a prototype and does not exist in the actual product! Luckily I have been working on my aim!" [Heavy DEX Attack, 30%]
Metal Wario!: "That's right! I am so strong I can turn my body into solid steel! And unlike those losers unused to the effects, I am able to use my magneficant voice during it! It inflicts myself with the Metal Status for 3 turns as if I used a Metal Box! That is Wario's special power! Nothing cowardly like turning invisible or lame like becoming a balloon! However, this power takes 4 turns to recharge after it wears off." [3 Turn Self-Inflicted Metal Status]
Wario Special: "The Wario SpecialTM I am sure you are very interested about... Too bad! It's top secret! The Wario SpecialTM is a recipe for a Stink Bomb created specially by me, Wario! This bomb when thrown covers the area in a thick cloud of gas that is both suffocating and regarded as completely disgusting! I however am completely immune to the alledged toxic effects. This gas bomb covers those hit in it in a putrid gas that inflicts Disgusted (Fear/Horrified) and causes suffocation until the gas dissipates. The gas sticks around for a while, say, 4 turns, but there is probably ways to cleanse it. It takes me 4 turns to produce another." [Rolls DEX to hit. Inflicts Suffocation and Fear from Disgust]
Final Smash (1)
Wario Man!: "That's right, I am also a powerful and great super hero! I discovered by eating Rotten Garlic I can obtain a power beyond your puny's minds imagination! In this form I am faster, stronger, tougher and meaner as well as capable of flight! Nothing can stop Wario Man in his Super Outfit! In this mode I gain a +4 to all my stats for 4 turns and take 5% less damage from attacks and can deal +5 more damage!... However, did I mention that I obtain this great power by eating ROTTEN Garlic? I tend to get a stomach ache and gain a -4 to all my stats for 2 turns until I recover after my powers wear off. As a result, I can only eat one in a mission, but when I do, you're gonna get it!"
Other Info: Wario still has his trusty Motorcycle for travel and can use it in his Shoulder Charge.
He has a Super Hero Alter Ego known as Wario Man, achieved by eating Rotten Garlic or a mandrake.
"Wahahaha! I am back and faster than ever!"