[PolarStarQuote]

A narration by a elderly man, much akin to a certain Freeman, perhaps of the Morgan variety open's the film, on a black screen, white text slowly writing itself as the narrator spoke...

"War...War is a always changing art form, one that can only be described as a destructive force of destructive exile of reason. The destruction of lives only mean's the end to Life Itself."

The white text stops appearing, as a sundown appear's over the black screen, a helicopter slowly rising into sight.

"And for these four young boys, they will learn, the true meaning, of what it is, to face a true War..."

Then, a sudden burst of music, as Zeromancer-Send me an Angel plays as the helicopter fly's with it's door's hung irresponsibly open, "Blue Falcon" painted crudely on the side of the chopper as the camera panned into the flying machine, Revealing the actor's.

King DeDeDe, dressed up to be the spitting image of Ragna the blood edge, Albeit overweight

Ragna, Equipped with goggles and dawning a camo-colored skin-tight suit, a little flashing light duct-taped on his forehead

Glover, Given two plastic vampire-teeth to make him look like krexix, along with some toothpick's on his back to replicate the alien's spinities

And last, but not least, Adell, being played in this movie by Generic Action Guy, muscular biceps doing there muscular bicep thing.



The helicopter named “Blue Falcon” landed on a Oil Rig, in the middle of a purple ocean.

“Captain Falcon, Reporting, All is set to go team Raging Snake, team Slithery Ram will meet you half way!” The pilot said, giving only a visible thumbs up, the actor not wanting to reveal himself. 

On the oilrig, one would be able to see slave worker Pikachu's, as well as poor Puppy's and Kitten's doing the same, making it about 50x worse than the real story. The top of the rig spewed a large burst of fire, basically sending out a signal of "WE. ARE. EVIL!!" The grizzled re-telling of Adell stepped away from the chopper, taking off his glasses, a angry scowl across his face. "I really wished i could just stay at my burger joint instead-a being here...."

Meanwhile, in the theater...



"IT'S A NOODLE JOINT, YOU HAAACKS!!!"

[Note, this mission takes place Inside of the film itself, so all occurrences are part of the actual film, as is the character interactions. Try not to go completely into the role of whoever your character is playing, try to be as cheesy as possible, and true to your own character. Your character's keep there own move sets.]

[WolfEx]

There is lots and lots of really realistic looking blood on the tip of King DeDeDe's hammer, except it's actually ketchup, and a large broken off garden hoe is taped to the mallet to make it look like a scythe. King DeDeDe tries to make himself look like a tough badass white haired demon man guy and straightens his back to better look the part trying to suck in his gut as well freshly coloring his royal coat to a nice crimson red color all over to help complete the look and make it look like a trenchcoat. DeDeDe's beak is also disguised with a fake rubber nose, making it slightly harder to breathe, but still workable. "Alright...uh...dudes. This peng...I mean guy is going to slice some baddies." King DeDeDe peaks his head quickly out of the helicopter door observing the chaos below and tries to make a convincing concerned look on his face, but really it just looks like a weird crooked smile. "We gotta save them! Who is jumping fir-" King DeDeDe trips over his very long coat suddenly and begins falling like a sack of butter out of the helicopter and into the explosions below screaming. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As King DeDeDe was falling he was trying to think fast before he hit something dangerous.

"GO, SCYTHE COPTER!" Nothing was happening. "FLY SCYTHE FLY!" Still, nothing. He started to panic even moreso and kept falling without stopping. "COME ON YOU STUPID HAMMER, I MEAN SCYTHE! SOMEONE HEEEELLLPPP!!!" He struggles to find a solution to his falling but he hopes to receive some kind of help as soon as possible before he goes splat, either that, or thinks of a way to save himself last minute.

[Coolshaymin]

Glover looked out of the chopper from the top of his ball in his new... addons... Speaking of the ball, it was made to look a little different so Glover could connect with the character better. Apparently the alien had some weird saliva so Glover painted his ball green and gave a weird gooey coating. Glover looked to RagnaDe and gave a nod with a "Aroo" Sound. Glover was never good with the english vocabulary but he was capable of grunts like his character... he thinks.

He watches Dedede trip out the window and despite questioning why there was no cut and why that would be in the final production, he grabs his ball and jumps with the slimy rubber ball above his head... glove. "Aroooo," Glover gave in a weird sound of sadness at the scene. He did have that odd character trait of occasionally looking to seemingly nowhere as if some imaginary blue wizard hat brought on by repeated trauma was talking to him but it was probably in the script.

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"I should have known rhis was coming... Asked to play as a robot... Good thing I can deal. Ragna said as he let fly a jump and managed to grab the guy playing as him{King Dedede}, ironicly; his timing at watching the costumed penguin was just silly, but refreshing at the same time.

"Just pray you don't meet the 'real' Ragna, as he wouldn't like you making him look like a fool." the A.I.M. knock-off that was in fact Ragna himself had said, he may not look like the ROB ripoff, but the Bloodscythe still in his clenched hand was the real deal.

[PolarStarQuote]

As the three were in the middle of there ridiculous comedy sketch, thankfully saved by RagnA.I.M, the supposed Adell looked forward onto the evil villain's base before them. No doubt, there was gonna be resistance, which the three could all look forward to blowing up with ridiculous special effects.



Adell stepped forward, which immediately caused a intercom to ring out, a voice so mustache twirlingly evil, there was no doubt it belonged to the Black Shadow of this film. His voice was light, and weaselly, not at all like the real black shadow. "Mwehehehe!!! So, The smash brother's have finally come to play, hm?? Well, let's see you all play with my latest stravia infected toys!" He said, before the door's of the rig burst open, what appeared to be actor's, covered in purple slime slowly coming out. "Zombie's. Just haaad to be zombie's." Not Adell stated, taking out a pistol that had "Side-Out" sketched onto it's barrel, smoking a cigar as music came from the friggin' sky for this awesome shoot out scene.



Starvia Zombie Horde approaches the heroes!



The audiance give's a confused "Hm?" from A.I.M's self referance.
[Ragna/A.I.M has gained 2 point's in the Camp Category!]


The audiance cant help but share a chuckle from Ragna's fall.
[Dedede/Ragna has gained 3 point's in the Comedy Category!]



The audience gives a humorous "D'aw!" from Krexix, which would probably confuse the real krexix to no end.
[Glover/Krexix has gained 1 point in the Camp category! And 1 point in the Comedy Category!]



[Every post you make, including action's and dialogue will earn you up to 5 point's in any given category. Earning 50 point's in any given category will earn one of you the Gemmy & Watchscar for that specific Category! Two people cant get the same catagory's trophy. The categories are as so;


Camp: Self-awareness, Constantly talking about the actor's and not the role's, or just being not accurate at all.


Comedy: Just doing something to get a chuckle from the audience, no matter the costs.


Accuracy: Being accurate to the role your playing, either by using there line's of dialogue, saying something that is 'So them,' or just in general trying your best to act as them.


Ham: Having way too much fun with the role your given is the way to go with this.]

[WolfEx]

Dedede was saved by A.I.M. who the penguin king actually couldn't tell was the real Ragna or not. King DeDeDe had such lacking common sense and was terrible at puzzles and disguises he would have never known the difference. He was just glad he was safe though, but he did try to remain in character, for some reason he wasn't that bad of an actor. "Thanks for the save I guess. But my Blood Skype would have kicked in to see me safe eventually. Hmph." King DeDeDe was so into it, he didn't realize he said the word 'Scythe' wrong as he stared at his hammer disguised as the real Ragna's Blood Scythe. After King DeDeDe was at last safely on the ground, he looked straight ahead and noticed an incoming horde of Infected zombies heading his way. He puckered his beak, I mean his lips, and smouldered coldly at the scene. "You are no match for my Blood Skype attack. We have been through too much together to loose to you." King RagnaDe raises his hammer in the air and rushed the horde at the fastest pace he could; though realistically he was slow and fat, he still tried to sell a cool Ragna esque dash towards the foes struggling for breath as he shuffled towards them. "Alright, time to play! BLOOD SKYPE!" King DeDeDe charges at the enemies with a mighty leap and smashes into the horde with his large hammer mimicking Ragna's spinning motion and accuracy with his Blood Scythe weapon to the best of his abilities. But instead of Blood Scythe, the attack, DeDeDe does his Hammer Anger attack, but slightly modified, swinging more wide spread and with more of an arch covering as much ground as he can rather than a focused area. "Take that you bishes!" RagnaDe tried to sound furious and badass as he swung away at the enemies.

Roll for BLOOD SKYPE ATTACK ??(Hammer Anger):

n33YnITEp_1d20(+4 modifier) = 10

RagnaDe seemed overzealous with his approach and may have missed a few of his marks, but he didn't care. He was selling that attack like cheese on crackers! Giving his all for the camera and his future fans!

1d20

[Coolshaymin]

During the fall Glover realized Krexix was much heavier than him. Taking this into account, when he was about to touch the ground he formed into a fist for a brief hardly noticeable second to form a dust cloud of force to replicate the alien's power. The alien disguised glove then saw the army and decided to do the only sensible thing an alien brute would do. "AROOOO!" the 'Krexix' did a blood curdling aroo battle cry to terrify the armies of his fairly small might.

The Alien Glove threw the "Saliva Ball' at the armies and decided to get reaquainted quickly with a Remote Ball Crush. However, upon getting reaquainted with his 'saliva', the Extraterrestial Glove found himself sticking to the slimy stuff he put on it. Struggling to get off the ball, the Goofed Up Glove started to roll uncontrollably with the ball through the armies in a makeshift Ball Charge. Except instead of running, he was rolling with his ball.

Qwa8Ebpwp_1d20+2
p_1d20+3
p_1d20+3
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[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Dang, Guess this leaves this unit with no alternative but to try to break up the hoards of undead eldritch abominations... with SEITHR BEAMS and STACK & STABS GALORE! And the occasional Blood Gyro" A.I.M.ga said in a calm and logical tone with a dose of crazy ingenuity at thinking up stuff, calculating the nearest Zombie to be 9 meters away from his position, so A.I.M.ga readied himself for the beatdown in Curbstomping the undead.

A.I.M.ga first fired off a few volleys of the Seithr Beam, 7 to be exact; while walking to get within close range of the nearest Zombie whilst herding a few others towards said target. "This unit will commence with covering fire until in close range..."
WIS ROLL A: b1A6OWATp_1d20+2{Impressive Soul Eater}
WIS ROLL B: p_1d20+2{NATURAL CRITICAL SOUL EATER!}
WIS ROLL C: p_1d20+2{Above Avarage Soul Eater}
WIS ROLL D: p_1d20+2{Crappy Soul Eater is Crappy}
WIS ROLL E: p_1d20+2{Mod Crit. Soul Eater of Cosmic Devistation}
WIS ROLL F: p_1d20+2{Mod Crit. Soul Eater of Chaotic DOOM!}
WIS ROLL G: p_1d20+2{Sucky Soul Eater of BAD ROLL!}

Then as soon as he got close enough, Unleashed a Stack & Stab to torment and humiliate the target. "This unit has nothing to say to you..."
DEX ROLL: p_1d20{Above Avarage Stack(Grab)}
STR ROLL A: p_1d20+2{Highly Impressive Stab}

then ended it with a Blood Gyro to blow both the targeted Zombie and any undead mooks that were in the strike zone via the herding method from the Seither Beam, out of the scene! "This unit hates Resident Evil References!"
STR ROLL B: p_1d20+2{Above Avarage Bloodscythe Spin Attack}

{NOTE: Despite the attacks being named as such in Ragna's portrayal of A.I.M., as well as me calling him A.I.M.ga, His Fighting Style will never change.}1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20·1d20+2·1d20+2

[PolarStarQuote]

Well, With a total of 13 attacks coming from 3 people, the stupid slow moving zombie's were turned into a quick rasberry jam, mostly from RagnA.I.M's spamming of his seither beam. The stupid's dumb zombie's had been taken out one by one from the team's combined effort's, Causing Black Shadow to retort. "NYEH! CURSES, FOILED AGAIN! ILL GET YOU NINCOMPOOP'S LATER!!" He yelled through the intercom, before leaving the three to silence. Well, only before a moment, Before Generic Action Adell turned to them. "Alright you three, lets hurry inside. We gotta go find Team Slithery Ram before Professor Black Von Shadow's evil world domination plans come to fruition."

Proceeding onward, Adell kicked down the door to get inside the oil rig, revealing a long hallway that lead into more hallways, with stair's and a few cobwebs for good measure. A few window's were showing the ocean depth's...despite previously showing they were somewhere above water, but never you mind it, this is B movie territory. "So, here's the plan you guys. First, were gonna go meet up with team Slitery Ram in the Computer room, then, were going to defend them as they gather data, and then finally, go confront Black Von Shadow." He said, nodding, before turning and making his way down to the computer room.

Making there way there, they would suddenly be encountered by the lights shutting off...Then suddenly returning, to show they had been surrounded by three of the world's most greatest evil's. NINJA'S,



"...Were getting paid double for this, right??"

"Ninja's...Just haaaaaaaad to be ninja's..."


(Glover got 2 point in both Accuracy and 1 point in Comedy, because Arooo is just to funny of a battle cry.)

(Dedede got 2 in Ham and 2 in accuracy.)

(Ragna got 1 point in Ham, Accyracy and Camp.)

Ninja 1- 0%

Ninja 2- 0%

Ninja 3- 0 %

[WolfEx]

RagnaDe was too proud of clearing out those Infected jerks rather quickly with his massive pecks. He raises his Hammer Scythe in the air and smiles boastfully. He twirls his weapon and taunts for a moment relishing his victory. "You should have never come at me, bros." This was the first thing he could think of to say whether it was something the real Ragna would say or not could be debated, but it sounded pretty dang convincing. In his arrogance, he didn't expect what would happen next. The lights suddenly turn off and this catches RagnaDe off guard, causing him to jump startled and shriek like a girl. "EEEK!" His shrill could be heard echoing in a screech across the area. When the lights come back on, RagnaDe sees three white Ninjas surrounding him and drops his weapon with his hands raised. He instantly reacts to them in cowardice, but forgets he cannot break character, and tries to play it off as the brave and courageous Ragna would. "You uh...you don't scare me. You are all masked..eh...peons to my greatness!" He plays off the hands in the air as a gesture he is pretending to do a magic spell, even though Ragna may not be able to do magic in the real world, he had to go with it rather than seem afraid. He then remembers Ragna's Arm spell thing he can do to grab opponents and blast them with a transformative arm, so he tries it out. "Take this! Developed By A Sharknest attack!" RagnaDe takes his right, short, stubby arm, removes his mitten from it, and extends it out to one of the ninjas to grab him, shake him a little, then toss him into air and makes an explosive sound effect with his mouth at the end to make it seem like he is shooting out magical dark energy things. "Kabooshie!" He realizes his arm is too short, so he waddles over to the first Ninja and grabs him with a shake then heaves him into the air.

Roll for Ragna's Devoured By Darkness Attack(AKA King DeDeDe just throws the guy basically):

5Qr_GVTHp_1d20(+4 modifier) = 8

The throw was terrible, and it was more of an odd angled over the shoulder toss with a gentle shake at the beginning then a mighty hoist soaring the enemy into the air, but it was worth a shot.

1d20

[Coolshaymin]

At the deaths of the millions of zombies, Krexix "Glover " Oerix turned his head to the sky after prying himself off the ball and giving a triumphant "AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Fabric  Oerix then followed the team into the base and put on his best angry face as he looked around the base and it's many passages.

As if sensing the unsensable, the Tiny Oerix walking on Spit gave a deep "Aroo" Growl. Then the ninjas that looked like they just came from a Halloween Party popped out of nowhere. "AROOOOOO!" the adorable alien monster roared as it jumped at one of the Ninjas and did a Lunging "Spit" Punch Strike by Ball throwing without throwing the ball to knock the ninja down. The Glove from Outer Space then stomped up and down with Ball Bounce on the Ninja in sheer rage screaming "AROOOOOOO!"

VKrgSpw8p_1d20+3 (Lunging Spit Strike from Outer Space)
p_1d20+2 (Not so angry angry Stomps)
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[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Subjects found, Classification; Ninja, Known for stealth opperations and Assassinations, Caution advised..." A.I.M.ga said, imitating the Sage Synthetic's use of the Smashdar with the Idea Link function of his Azure Grimoir arm, then performed a Stack & Stab on a ninja that seemed all to conspicuous.

0v0zJ_NDp_1d20{Near Critical Stack(Grab)}
p_1d20+2{MOD CRIT STAB OF KRAGLE TIME!}
"You. Shall. Die!" A.I.M.ga said in a violent manner, hoping to assassinate a Ninja before the Ninja assassinated him1d20·1d20+2

[PolarStarQuote]

tMMSXY6Up_1d20+2=9

The first ninja RagnaDe tried to grab had avoided the poor choreography attack, taking out his little plastic prop katana and raising it upward, preparing to bonk the poorly played ragna over the head.


p_1d20+2=16

But, before the ninja could, Glover's ultra outer space spit strike smacked the white suited ninja in the side of the face, making 'im knock over.


p_1d20+2=22

The other group of ninja's were jumping in opposite timing of Glover's angry stomps, able to avoid them all.


p_1d20+2=3

And for the A.I.M wannabe, the ninja was grabbed straight by the neck, gagging as he was lifted up and stabbed with MAXIMUM DAMAGE! Good job. The ninja's body ripped open over dramatically, as his body suddenly changed into that of a doll filed with red gelatin to recreate a over-dose of ridiculous gore. "HUUUWWAARRRRAAAAWWWWAAAAAOOOOOOOAAOAAAAA OOHH THE COMPLETE AND INDESCRIBABLE AAANNGUUIIISSHHH!!!" The ninja cried out, really trying to over play his death.


The ninja that was hit by glovers spit ball got back up. "Ok, lets try that again, HUUWAAAHHH1!!!!!!" He yelled in ridiculous battle cry fashion, leaping at Dedede to bang him over the head with his katana prop   .

p_1d20+1=14

The second ninja took out his two Shuriken props, throwing them in glover's direction, aiming to hit the cloth glove's ball and body.

p_1d20+2=9

(Dedede gets 3 comedy and 2 Camp)

(Glover gets a 4 to accuracy and a 1 to Ham)

(Ragna gets a 1 accuracy, and a 2 Ham, and a 2 Camp.)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[WolfEx]

Ofcourse RagnaDe's throw did nothing to the ninja, it was petty! And ofcourse, the ninja reacts by trying to attack RagnaDe! Thankfully Glover, I mean Krexix saved the good king slash bloodedge's life. But it wasn't before long that the ninja went in to attack RagnaDe once more but this time with a much more fierce attempt. RagnaDe thought quickly on his toes about how to try and maneuver around the attack, he thought about what Ragna might do, and decided to try and block the katana with his mighty hammer, I mean sword, I mean scythe? "RAGNA BLOCK!!! HYAAA!!!" He wasn't sure if that's something Ragna would have said as he tried blocking the attack, but it was fun to say anyway.

Roll for BLOCKING KATANA:

UTqHlZ0fp_1d20 (+2) = 11

RagnaDe kind of blocked the attack, but the tip of the sword still hit him on the head and a small dripping amount of what looked like gelatin or jelly came stickily falling from his forehead at the attack. "MAH HAIR! MAH PERFECT OLD WHITE LOOKIN DOO! DAMMA YOU!" RagnaDe curses out loud at the attack and dramatically falls backwards on his bottom in the weirdest looking way, it almost looked like he fell into a kind of...mermaid pose or something after falling in slow motion. "I see black. I'm fading. I'm dead. I'm dead! Oh gawd...is this heaven? Hello?" After realizing he wasn't really dead, RagnaDe blinks his eyes and laughs it off standing back up drawing his Scythe Hammer fusion of a weapon and readies an assault right back at the ninja. "Bahaha! No heaven. ONLY HELL FOR YOU FOOL!" With a blood curdling battle cry RagnaDe rushes the ninja and tries to whack him with his weapon!

Roll for ATTACK WITH THE BLOOD SKYPE:

p_1d20(+4) = 13

It was a decent rush of an attack and it came comin down on that ninja baddie!1d20·1d20