[PolarStarQuote]

At the front gates of crestfallen castle, one would plainly be able to see some construction going on. Statue’s were being torn down, and replaced with large statue’s of some pre-pubescent looking child with strange antanne’s and extremely ridiculous looking scarf, holding a large blade adorned with rune’s at his side. To those educated, and could put 2 and 2 together, they could probably tell that this statue was depicting the “Great Overlord” they came to fight. The sky was finally starting to settle to a dark shade of red, what was once sundown had begun to turn into nightfall. Except, this night seemed mighty different. The moon, a deep blood red, and the sky’s a dark purple.

Down below the statue’s, one would easily find the source’s for this chaos. What looked to be...Penguins. Little tubby penguins, adorned with bat wings, satchel’s over there tummy’s and peg legs. Anyone familiar with the netherworld would be able to tell these weren't just any demon penguins, but they were infact Prinny’s!

“Dood...Im getting tired here dood!”

“Just another 300 statue’s to go just like this one, Dood!” 

“Aww...ok Dood.”

"Anyone else like, hungry dood?"

They did seem to have some obsession with saying the word “Dood” alot, and were in a large crowd. About 13 were at work here. Though, they didn't seem too intelligent, and rather lazy as a matter of fact. Storming the front lines may not be such a bad idea, assuming that this is the worst they can throw at you. Though, alternatively, if you could perceive the surroundings well enough, some extra path’s may be revealed to you. Assuming the prinny’s don't notice you while you go through these extra path’s.

(Roll a 15 in wisdom to try and find any extra path's. Succeed, and next post will reveal them.)

Meanwhile, in laharl’s courtroom...

“Aaaahahahaha! I can sense them from a mile away, I can tell there already itching to fight me, The Great Overlord Laharl!”

“Oh, certainly mister, like, Laharl!”

“G-grk...”

“Hm? You ok?”

“DO NOT SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOUR TWIN BOWLING BALLS ON YOUR CHEST!”

“Ooooohhh, that right, you’re still, like, weaker than normal at the moment, so that’s why you still, like, take damage from stuff like sexy women and stuff!”

“QUIT SPOUTING EXPOSITION AND GO GET THE OTHER FOUR! Jeez, i can feel my health just draining at the sight of you...”

“Like, Yessir overlord and stuff!”

"Ugh, why do i even let succubusses in on my team??...And you! Mister writing the posts!"

Huh?

"Yeah, you! wheres my 'New challanger approaching' thing??"

Well, everyone knows its you Laharl...kinda kills the purpouse.

"I dont care, i still deserve it!!"

Ugh...fine.

[Coolshaymin]

A outline of Black Mage appeared in front of the gates as Black Mage used his Warp Spell to make sure he was the first to get here. He looked up in the sky, "A red moon... weird, but it is the color of red so no complaints here," The twisted mage said before looking in front of him. Was that an army of... Bat Penguins? They hardly looked worth the mage's time. However if they were in his way, a good murder never hurts anyone. Maybe there was another way?

Roll for FIND THOSE SECRETS:
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Black Mage looked around but before he could find something, the statue distracted him. "... Is that the overlord I've been hearing about?"

Roll for EDUCATED GUESS:
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"Yep, no doubt... So, this guy thinks building statues of him builds his ego? Well, let's see what he thinks when they are a heaping pile of dust on the ground," Black Mage said too distracted by the statue to care about secret paths. "STONE!" Black Mage said as the ground shook for a bit before right from underneath the statue of Laharl came a statue in Black Mage's likeness to replace the statue with something better.


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The Statue of Black Mage easily broke it and looked pretty good, it was not a perfect replica of Black Mage, but it was still pretty good. It was enough to bring a tear to a sour mage's heart. "Now that is what I call art."
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[Mr. Game & Watch]

The furrowing flames of A.I.M.'s exhaust cut through the dark skies like a fish swimming through the sea. Its journey was long winded, though the time seemed to pass by even slower due to the baggage it had to carry. A certain annoying purple baggage...

"Wah! Waluigi has legs! Waluigi doesn't need malfunctioning blender to carry him everywhere! Lower your altitude, Waluigi is getting air sick."

"This unit does not trust unit Waluigi to get to the assigned location on time. This unit does not detect any contractions in unit Waluigi."

"Wah! Where do you think Waluigi will go? It's not like this dump has any sights to see. Stupid army bot didn't even scan Waluigi's body!"

"This unit has been upgraded to provide unit Waluigi with false information due to the nature of unit Waluigi's behaviour. Most notably his senseless lying."

The purple clad plumber digressed and peered at the castle ahead, taking note of one of his allies already being at the front gate. Well, Waluigi didn't feel the need to become a battering ram, so he preferred to search for a better route while having a higher vantage point. Although, it'd be tough to convince the robot to drop him off somewhere otherwise. Still feeling queasy about the fact the only thing separating him from a drop that would most likely revert him into a frigid statue being A.I.M.'s clunky grip around his torso, he began to scope out the surroundings though not daring to make any sort of movement outside of minor head turns.

(Perception roll = GW7w6avpp_1d20 + 1)

Waluigi apparently had a rough time seeing anything beyond his wicked nose, no doubt an attribute from the immense fear he was experiencing.

"Target spotted, landing soon."

"About time" the felon muttered under his breath.

A.I.M. landed near a clearing in the bush, attempting to keep out of sight from the penguin-like guards. Waluigi was quick to slink out of the machine's grip as the two were closer to landing. The two emerged from the brush, closing in on Black Mage's location. The ROB ripoff nodded to the dark magician. "Unit Black Mage, this unit entrusts unit Waluigi to you. This unit has other tasks to attend to" the machine stated and proceeded to disappear back into the surrounding forest.

Waluigi had a prominent frown plastered on his face, eyeing the statue that the mage had erected of himself. "Wah, has Waluigi mentioned how much he hates statues?" he immediately sounded standoffish. Soon afterwards, he pulled out his Cracker Launcher and proceeded to fire a couple of shells at it. In addition to ruining the statue, it would probably injure the Prinnys that had collected around it.

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Waluigi was also laughing maniacally as he fired off his mighty weapon, probably because it was a good release after the flight on retro gaming airlines.1d20 + 1·1d20 + 4·1d20 + 4

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A cloaked figure silently watched as he observed the strange penguin like creatures. Those statues they were building, they were of a mere child. However, mere children were not to be underestimated, the hero of time had started as one, and look at how far he got. Far enough to have something create the figure known as a Dark Link. As he watched A.I.M. And Black Mage trade off Waluigi, he muttered something about wishing he didn't have to deal with them. He slowly approached his new, "allies" as it were, and jkept a hood over himself. If he had to deal with them, he wasn't about to start it with a fight.

As he watched carefully what the two were doing, he quietly lit a Nightmare Bomb in his right hand, and threw, hoping to scatter their ranks.

hLGHF_4jp_1d20+5(Not a very promising start, DL. This Attack doesn't just function as an explosion, but it causes blindness. Lol.)

As he approached his new, "allies," he eyed them, cautiously. "I assume you are here to battle the freak in this castle? As am I. The enemy of my enemy is my, friend." He paused at the word friend, as if reluctant to say it, and looked around to see if there was another way into the castle. If he couldn't find one, he'd just use the purple one as a battering ram.

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[PolarStarQuote]

The prinny's turned around, all of them sighing and whining as they started wheeling in another laharl statue, only to feel tiny pebbles hit there heads at the sight of the a new black mage themed statue. One if the prinny's shook. "U-uhm...Doods...did we put the wrong one up there dood??" He said, as they all conversed in confusion, then seeing the new statue get blown up by waluigi's cracker launcher made them squeak as they turned to see yet another cracker barrel canon blast heading there way. one of the prinny's took out a tiny white flag on a tooth pick, waving it in surrender as the rest started to run and scatter like coward-like children.

8HERjbfqp_1d20 [Pretty damn good for tubby penguins.]


The prinny's leaped for cover, a pretty good portion of them escaping waluigi's cracker barrel blast, although 4 of them weren't so lucky. Getting hit by the explosion made the caught prinny's burst themselves, exploding into nothingness.

[Trait discovered: Unstable soul-Prinny's soul's are rather unstable, as the name implies. getting hit with a explosive, or just getting picked up and shook around hard, or even just getting thrown causes the prinny's to blow up!] 

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Lucky birds, they looked to see a nightmare bomb incoming, and only reacted by scattering more, groups of them hiding behind rocks.

"O-oh man dood, this is bad dood, thsi is reaaalllyy bad dood!!"

"Hold yourselves together doods! We got this, were laharl's number one work force dood! We got to fight back dood!" 

"Yeah dood, he's right!"  

"Yeah! Down with tyranny dood!"

The prinny's conversed more, until nodding upon deciding what to do. They then proceeded to push the one prinny that decided to say encouraging words, as the rest of them hid behind rubble and cover.

"...U-u-uhm...t-this isnt w-what i meant d-doods!" the now scared stiff prinny said upon being face to face with the three, much akin to a cowboy stand off with the odds being very VERY stacked against him. "O-ok, time out doods!" The prinny yelled out, then jumping back to cover as more mumbling and whispering could be heard, before all 9 of the prinny's could be seen hopping out, ready to take there stand. "Here we come dood!" The leader of them said, the rest following with "YEAH DOODS!"

Leader Prinny-1x

Items equiped: Double Daggers, Prinner Beam skull

Hp:0%

Unique trait: His soul is actually stable, unlike the rest of the prinny's

Reward for defeat: ?

Prinny's-8x

Items equiped:Double Daggers

HP:0%

Unique Trait: Unstable soul, also, the prinny's are intimidated. they never had to deal with player characters dood!

No reward for defeat

[Mod Note: Inside the courtroom will be a extra thread in crest fallen castle, that will take place at the same time as this thread, to give insight as to what laharl has planned. All posts in that thread will be made in follow up to everyone's posts here]1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Black Mage watched for a second as A.I.M. came down with the purple fellon he signed up, probably for parole. Its a good thing Black Mage was great at covering his trail with the occasional 'casulity'. He then listened as the monotoned robot put him in charge. At least A.I.M. was pretty smart... too bad that way he speaks ruins that novelty. You'd think they would give him a more human dialogue pattern. "Yeah, I'll keep an eye on the guy. He will not abandon us on my watch," Black Mage said. "Sheesh, leaving me to babysit this purple fellon. I am on a mission to kill and teach lessons, not babysit some criminal that can not cover up his own act. Why was he wanted again? Something about a... statue..." Black Mage suddenly tuned back into realization to watch his masterpiece blown to pieces by the purple criminal.

Watching the penguins run around in terror was hilarious but that did not cover the anger he felt as his masterpiece destroyed. He was going to get this guy back, just he wait. "Don't be so fast to be buddy buddy, Darky. I am only with you idiots because of undesirable circumstances. After we teach this Laharl punk a lesson I am not going to be so nice. Especially to a certain man in purple," Black Mage said clearly showing he had no desire for friendship. The only kind of relationship he needed was meatshields.

Speaking of meatshields, Black Mage ran behind Dark Link and Waluigi so he was less likely to be targeted. Black Mage summoned a giant ball of water above the prinnies which popped to splash them with a heavy dose of water. Black Mage then aimed his hand at them. "Toaster in the Bathtub technique!" Black Mage said aiming to use the wetness to electrocute the prinnies like he did to 'The Unlucky Kremling'. Using the water as a conducter to zap in a much wider area.

K6TwIGojp_1d20+6(... Pathetic Water Setup)

p_1d20+6(Great Thunder though.)



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[Mr. Game & Watch]

Waluigi still continued his wicked outcry at the unfortunate turn of events for Black Mage’s statue, to the point he was nearly falling over from his own laughter. Alas, such moments couldn’t last forever and the team of winged penguins finally reunited after scattering from the initial blasts. Their initial count had gone down significantly, so even then the purple plumber hardly felt intimidated by their presence.

It wasn’t until the other dark cloaked figure arrived that Waluigi finally stopped himself. The difference from this figure was that he had eerie glowing red eyes. The purple felon grew a mighty scowl at his appearance, giving him just as much of a cold shoulder as Black Mage. These Life Sphere representatives really knew how to build a squad, grab a bunch of random people who hate working with others. On top of that, throw them at someone who threatened to destroy the Life Sphere, surely nothing could go wrong.

Waluigi let the one dressed in blue speak first to this stranger, despite the fact that Waluigi had half a mind to shoo him away. “Wah, boohoo, Waluigi stepped on poor baby blue’s sand castle. What’re you gonna do, teach me the ways of making unsubtle threats?!” Waluigi taunted as he left his Cracker Launcher at his side arm.

His head then twisted toward the shady figure. “Enemy is still enemy, Waluigi doesn’t care what happens to any of you or this stupid mission.” the crook released as he stormed the front gate. He began to climb the gate’s wall in order to get a better vantage point and in addition to that ruin Black Mage’s meat shield plan. Not that the wicked bro would make for a very broad shield. He held his bazooka underhand, unleashing yet another crazed battle cry that was just basically a louder version of his trademark laugh. “What a waste of a Cracker Launcher! Waluigi had a harder time tossing baby penguins off a cliff!” the purple felon wailed, utilizing his Eternal Remonstration.

(Chr = 11 + 1 = 12)

Waluigi then proceeded to spray and pray the enemies with as much firepower as he could utilize. Unfortunately the trigger would only allow two at a time.

(Dex = 15 + 4 = 19)
(Dex = 10 + 4 = 14)

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"I care not for what either of you think of me. If you detest me, do not care for me, or like me, is meaningless to me. If anything, it will make this task all the more easy." Dark Link turned away from them, no longer caring about his, "Allies." Clearly they were all on the same page in terms of what they thought of each other, which was good enough to him. He wasn't about to let all that stuff affect him. He witnessed, growing more irritated as the tiny group of Prinnies attempted to organize themselves. His eyebrow twitching in annoyance, as they didn't seem capable of making up their damn minds. He suddenly threw off his cloak, revealing his true figure.

Dark red eyes, a dark tunic and hat, sword and shield on his back, a tunic, and a grey face. He was the very opposite of the great hero Link, his polar opposite, and Link's ultimate trial in his path to take on Ganondorf. But this time, something had gone wrong, as rather than do battle with his doppelganger, he fled. This had left Dark Link without much direction, but these damn Penguins were annoying him, and he didn't have time to care about that now. He pulled out his bow, scowling, and launched an arrow towards the leader Prinny. However, this arrow had been modified. It had a chain attached, and he hope to get the enemy stuck in place, as well as throw himself directly into the frey.

YY50XOCkp_1d20+5(Super accurate arrow.)

As the arrow landed, no matter where, he would launch himself towards the Prinny, dark Master Sword drawn in his left hand, he would slash at the Prinny multiple times, first a regular slash. Then he slashed once more, horizontally as he put the Dark Hylian Shield on his right hand, leaving the leader Prinny alone for a seccond.

p_1d20+5(Ultra slashes.)

As he sheathed his sword, he would expertly pull out another bomb in his left hand and modify IT, so that it caused a regular explosion, but stick to whoever he threw it at. As he chucked it at a Prinny that was not under the onslaught of attacks from Waluigi.

p_1d20-2(Pathetic 'TICKY BAAAAMB!)

He then noticed the water, and quickly rolled out of the way, into another cluster of Prinny's. He drew his sword once more, and spun around at high speed, viciously creating a cyclone of darkness to end his combo.

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[PolarStarQuote]

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"HOLY CRAP, A BUNCH OF WATER DOOD! SCATTER!" The leader prinny cried out as he ran away from his team, leaving his comrade's for dead. However, to much suprise, the prinny's followed the leader's idea, and decided to run away from the ball of water.

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Though, that couldnt save the rest of the group from getting soaked by electrical currents instead of water, as they all cried out with "DOOD!DOOD!DOOD!DOOD!DOOD!" over and over as there bodies released what could only be described as the "Tinfoil in a microwave noise." The prinny's all fell flat on there tubby penguin keesters, twitching  from leftover currents.

LEADER PRINNY HAS PARALYSIS FOR 4 TURNS

PRINNY'S HAVE PARALYSIS FOR 6 TURNS

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p_1d20-2=16

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few prinnys were able to survive the catastrophic first cracker launcher shell, as they all flew back, bodies exploding in agony from the explosive. A slow motion leader crying "Nooooo doooooooood!!!" Could be heard, as a good chunk of the team got asploded.

4 PRINNY'S DEFEATED!

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"NOT AGAIN DOOOOOOOOOD!" The leader cried, as the scene was practically replicated once more, the leader getting blown back once again.

1 prinny defeated... WEAKEST  FIRST ENEMIES EVER DOOD!

Hell, dark link didnt really need to try, as his arrow struck one of the prinny's in the head, only making the rest stop in place for the bomb to take care of the rest of them.

ALL NORMAL PRINNY'S DEFEATED DOOD! WOW....PATHETIC!

The leader prinny looked around at his fallen comrade's, practically seeing angels flying away from there bodies. "Ok dood, didnt wanna do this, but here goes!! Prinner beam!" the leader exclaimed, as he took out a horned skull, that opened his mouth and released a mother brain-esque bright white beam at the team, the beam moving from left to right to hit them all.

p_1d20 [oh. my. god.]

"AH, COME ON DOOD!!"

Leader Prinny-1x 

Items equiped: Double Daggers, Prinner Beam skull 

Hp:45% [PARALYSES]

Unique trait: His soul is actually stable, unlike the rest of the prinny's 

Reward for defeat: ?

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[Coolshaymin]

Black Mage watched as the onslaught of the unco-operative team utterly devestated their ranks except for the Leader. "This is not a fight, this is a massacure... But I like it that way," The psycho mage commented. His 'allies' seemed to have the same stance as him and that was perfectly alright. He did not need something pointless like teamwork in his way, as long as he had the option to hide behind them. He may be a Lord of Mass Destruction but that came at the price of not being able to take a hit. Speaking of taking a hit...


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Black Mage watched as the beam was totally pathetic and slow and simply warped through it with no need to worry about preparing the spell to dodge. "Seriously, that is what the leader can do? Hopefully your leader is not this pathetic," Black Mage said before attempting to skewer the Prinny Leader with a giant stalagmite from the ground with his Stone Spell. There was no point in trying to use bio yet.


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The Stone was rather sharp and came out of the ground with no problem. Yep, Black Mage was sure this would skewer the penguin no problem and did no move to follow it up.1d20·1d20+6

[Mr. Game & Watch]

Waluigi peered at the penguins as they began to pop like pimples the moment they were damaged. Was this overlord guy really that much of a threat to the Life Sphere? His forces were easier to stomp out than Goombas, and it took quite some talent to have grunts weaker than Goombas. At the mere sight of the flightless birds exploding from his bomb shells, Waluigi had to put his overbearing canon away. He began to holler like an ape at the devastation of the troopers. He barely even had to sidestep in order to dodge that creature’s beam attack.

(Dex = 19 + 4 = this roll was unnecessary)

The petty purple perpetrator began to stomp his foot during his uproar, causing the section of the wall underneath him to crumble. This in turn caused Waluigi to tumble down from his vantage point and onto the battlefield, more specifically in a space near Dark Link. Waluigi attempted to land his trip up in order to make it seem he did it on purpose, but this disguise was not well played out. Either way, he ended with a snide grimace on his face and a stink eye to the lone penguin that was about to get the smack down laid on him.

When Waluigi subtly checked to his side, he noticed that the mysterious man now lacked the cloak, showing himself to be… Link? If not Link, he was a fairly demonic version of him. The man in purple began to snicker at his appearance, finally letting out “Well look who it is, fairy boy’s going through his gothic phase. Whehehe, Waluigi knows a good place where you can get eye shadow!” His stance was now more so directed toward Dark Link, arms crossed and giggling. He seemed to have completely ignored the enemy at this point, not because he trusted his allies’ abilities in finishing the last one off, it was more the fact of what could a paralyzed penguin do to any of them?

Waluigi then pulled out his baseball bat and began to twirl it around in his left hand. “Wheh, better yet, Waluigi can bring you to the best location on Li. It’s this little hole in the ground near the Life Sphere. That might not sound like much at first, but the best part of it is the ruins. Looks like some old ratty temple or something collided with the planet. Wha, it warms Waluigi’s heart.” the felon stated as he softly patted his gloved hand against his chest in addition to the nasty smirk he was growing on his face.

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Dark Link couldn't help but snicker a little at the destruction of all these nuisances. Their explosive deaths made it all the more enjoyable as he watched them explode, however, even in death they still managed to find a way to annoy him with their shouts of, "Dood!" every time they were killed. Ah how he hated things like that, but, there was only one left, and he was going to take the pleasure of finishing the Leader Prinny off, not Black Mage, or the purple freak known as Walluigi. He rushed towards the final opponent as they unleashed a last desperate Attack, which rushed right past him. With that hejumped into the air, but noticed the stone pillar coming up from the ground. However, he used this to his advantaged, and used it to throw himself into the air, and come down blade first right in top of the Prinny.

7BiOpn8up_1d20+5[First off, damn that roll sucked, seccond off, no DEX roll needed because +5 mod.]

As he withdrew his blade, wether it be from the ground or the Prinny's skull, he herd something that set him off. Something that managed to REALLY, piss him off. Waluigi. The purple bastard DARED compare Dark Link to that COWARD of a hero?! Oh now he was PISSED. You do not piss off Dark Link. "Listen here you purple FREAK. Do not compare me to that blasted coward ever again! I am the incarnation of his evil. THAT PATHETIC HERO'S POLAR OPPOSITE. And you DARE to compare me to him?! Listen, compare me to that hero one more time, just one more time. AND I'LL CUT YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF BEFORE THIS BLASTED MAGIC USER HAS A CHANCE TO LAY A FINGER ON YOU! Understand?! Good!"

Dark Link recovered from his tangent and pulled out his bow, launching a modified arrow above the gate, and used this arrow to pull himself into the courtyard. He quickly began to set explosives on the gate, and lit them as fast as possible, opening up the entrance for the other two. "Donmt get the wrong damned idea, I'm doing this because you two make decent distractions, and, if we run into any more of those annoying penguins, it'll make them easier, and less annyoing, to deal with. Now come, I want to teach this brat lesson as soon as possible, and get out of here. And you, Purple Freak, tread carefully with me, you are on very, VERY, thin ice." As he said this he turned towards the door, irritated that he had to deal with these two.
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[PolarStarQuote]

(No need for dex roll since there's no way in netherworld he's gonna dodge.)

It was like slow motion. The prinny got a sword directly to the face, making he prinny flip backward as he looked up at dark link's sword. This was not good, not at all dood. The prinny's eyes widened, a big sweat bead going down the side of his head, crying out a slow motion "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" This, was going to be the end. This prinny, had lived a fulfilling life. He got to be trained by Valvatorez, got to go to school with Lord Mao, he even got to work under Laharl. The prinny sighed, closing his eyes. He was ready...


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But, before Dark link's blade connected, a black shuriken flew through the air, hitting dark link's blade and pushing it to the side, making the dark master sword fly to the left end of the prinny and cutting off a bit of the leader's scarf. "...A...am i dead now dood??" The prinny said, opening a single eye before a sudden figure appeared behind the prinny in a burst of Ninja smoke, grabbing the prinny  and picking him up...Well, that would be what actually happened, but what everyone would of sen was the prinny suddenly taking flight. Hell, even the prinny saw that. "W-wow!!! I-i can fly dood!!" the priny said, then flapping his flipper s like wings.

"...H...how do you all not see me...I-i'm carrying you..." The ninja, Gon said, now that he had spoken, he could be seen in plain sight. Gon sighed, then opening up a teleportation pad, putting the prinny on it and sending it away to Laharl's courtroom. With that, Gon turned to the three less-than-comrade's. "I can not let you enter through here. Ninja art, Nova blade!" Gon cried out, taking out what looked to be a ninja-esque katana handle, before the handle erupted in a pure black lightsabre blade, a white glow around it to dignify where the actual sword was. The blade suddenly grew in size, its black color changing to a white-blue mixed color. "Goodbye!" Gon cried, before jumping off the bridge leading to Laharl's front entrance. Gon then cut through the bridge's support like a hot knife through butter, making the stone bridge crumble before the three's feet, sending them to a black abyss. Gon then took out a grappling hook, hoking himself on the castle wall to keep himself from falling down.

...

At the abyss below, the three would find themselves on a cold ground, something of a drained out moat. It was extremely dark, and there would probably need to be some form of light to even see half way clearly. Though, there was one obvious entrance. A big hole in the wall, directly leading into the sewers. Inside, one would be able to hear voices of laharls minions inside, discussing food. Move forward, Hero's!1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Black Mage watched as Dark Link cut open the gate as the Penguin thing... flew away... Wait... Did he just threaten to kill Waluigi? That was BM's target first, "Listen here, the purple meanace already has one Embodiment of Uncontrollable Evil threatening his life and I was here first so I got dibs! You will have to wait for me to kill him then you will get your turn. I would kill him now if I did not need a meatshield to draw attention away from me while I kill the guy that underestimates ME!" Black Mage said not even noticing the sudden appearance of the ninja. Well, he did not notice until the floor underneath him was destroyed anyway.

Black Mage did not feel like getting hurt from a long drop so he used Water to summon a bubble underneath him to heavily cushion his fall... He was the only person he would give this treatment to though. "That stupid ninja as if Thief was not bad enough... Why does it smell like raw sewage?" Black Mage asked before snapping his finger to set his hand alight and brighten the area considerably. "Oh... we are next to a sewer. It is going to take so many Water Spells to cure this stench. Not that this type of level is stereotypical enough. Okay, meatshields, one of you enter the stench filled caverns first," Black Mage instructed.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The reaction from the dark being was slightly different than what Waluigi expected mostly due to the fact that the Link like figure didn’t seemed to be phased by him insulting his home. No, instead he was angered by the mere comparison of him looking like Link. It all gave him delight in his senseless rage regardless. He hit the nail on the head and it was pure music to his ears. Now he could only wonder what kind of fit of rage the dark being would go into if he pushed the envelope further. Basically, it was a wise decision to never give Waluigi direct orders because he will usually do the opposite of them.

Waluigi was about to dish out some more nonsense until Black Mage stepped in. It would seem there was a competition going on between the two of them, more importantly the fact that they were fighting over who would kill Waluigi first. This gave Waluigi quite the nasty grin. Forget the overlord guy, Waluigi wanted to see these two kill each other and the best way to do that was to make them hate the purple plumber more.

After Dark Link raised the gate, Waluigi followed behind Black Mage absently. He strolled in an easy manner, though couldn’t help but to open his filthy mouth. “Whahaha, Waluigi isn’t sure who to root for. The poor angsty fairy boy with an identity crisis or self-absorbed street magician. Both have such a sob story, Waluigi feels so bad for the both of you, he really does. Waluigi could almost cr-“ before the purple annoyance could finish his thought, the bridge crumbled underneath him, causing him and the rest of his darkly minded companions to fall into the abyss.

Black Mage seemed to have his descent under control, whereas Waluigi was flailing out of control wailing “WHAAAAAAAAAA!” as he plummeted. He met with the ground in the same way a bug meets the grill of a car, the mud on the ground flying in all directions as though a bomb had just gone off. Well, hopefully it was mud, Waluigi was just going to hope that Black Mage’s deduction was wrong.

The lanky thief sprung up from his messy descent, shaking off the liquid dirt from his person. “Wha, stupid mage couldn’t find his own hat with an entire squad and a road map, Waluigi is expert plumber, this is his territory.” the felon boasted as he confidently waltzed into the stinky cavern. Waluigi breathed in the stench and sighed with the relief that one could only feel after a long awaited return home.