Post by Mr. Game & Watch on Jun 28, 2014 8:40:51 GMT -8
It was a day that all seemed quiet throughout the Life Sphere. The city was bustling with creatures as per usual, but the air of the place was nothing louder than the shuffling of feet and murmurs that collected into an echo of mismatched words. Anyone who tried to listen would only make out the muffling of random conversations going on from person to person, if the ones in question were even people.
The status quo was interrupted by a sudden guitar riff that seemed to be bouncing all around the bubble of the Sphere. Every loud speaker, radio, and basically anything that could receive a radio signal including robots and machines. Every television screen across the city, especially the largest one in the city square, displayed Eggman’s insignia on a blue background until the shot switched to the ovular man himself cladded in his usual attire.
“Citizens of the Life Sphere, this is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. In light of this ‘Gang War’ that I seemed to have caught myself into, I am making an announcement to bring you all up to speed. My plots of rule and conquer have died when I had been abandoned on this planet, much like many of you I’m sure. Since Mario and Sonic waste their time debating each other’s tactics, I have stepped up to make light of my own. I plan to outfit the Life Sphere with a defense system of my own design so that those pesky Plague victims can no longer infiltrate our home. No more need for an overabundance of border patrol. The only way I can complete this task is if I win this battle between the power hungry Bowser and the treacherous King K Rool and that you the citizens of this great city aid me in the construction of my project. Our only hope at an offensive strategy is to bulk up our defenses. Those foolish creatures wander about the outside of our walls all the time. Li is our planet now! Let us take it from the Starvia!”
Shortly after the image of Eggman vanished, another of the three gang lords entered the airwaves. This one being a more infamous face of the Mushroom Kingdom. The King Koopa himself, Bowser.
“Bwahaha, a predictable strategy. Why waste our time building up defenses when we can hit the Starvia where it hurts the most. Citizens, we’ve spent too much time talking and building. Each moment we let the virus spread, more victims will be made. We attack their source, the Essence Extraction Point. I have an army that is willing and able to take down whatever threat that virus can throw at us. My victory will mark the greatest day in the history of the Life Sphere. We shall combine our forces and we shall destroy the enemy, nothing more. I will even offer my troops to any that plan to venture out into the plagued lands so that they make a safe return. We cannot afford to lose anyone we have. Mario’s right, the time to fight is now.”
Bowser’s video feed quickly began to fuzz until it finally phased out. King K Rool’s snout quickly filled the screen and a flapping flag of Kremland was prominently in the background.
“Liars, the both of them. How can any of us truly trust such self-absorbed villains with the Life Sphere? They’ve done nothing but lead campaigns for their own greed and selfish desires. I on the other hand have always done what was best for my country of Kremland and I can still do the same for all of us here. I have the brains and the connections to get us all the supplies we desire. What’s this talk about fighting the Starvia? Without militant plots we’ve been surviving haven’t we? What we need is the resources to thrive and I can provide them to all of you so long as I am elevated to an equal rank of Sonic, Samus, etc. I can’t do it from the level I am at, I require more power to supply all of you better. You think a lowly mission doesn’t give out enough items? I can supply you with more and possibly raise the income of missions. Help the Kremling Kause, you see a Kremling on the street help him out and he shall return the favour. It is the Kremling way!”
The status quo was interrupted by a sudden guitar riff that seemed to be bouncing all around the bubble of the Sphere. Every loud speaker, radio, and basically anything that could receive a radio signal including robots and machines. Every television screen across the city, especially the largest one in the city square, displayed Eggman’s insignia on a blue background until the shot switched to the ovular man himself cladded in his usual attire.
“Citizens of the Life Sphere, this is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. In light of this ‘Gang War’ that I seemed to have caught myself into, I am making an announcement to bring you all up to speed. My plots of rule and conquer have died when I had been abandoned on this planet, much like many of you I’m sure. Since Mario and Sonic waste their time debating each other’s tactics, I have stepped up to make light of my own. I plan to outfit the Life Sphere with a defense system of my own design so that those pesky Plague victims can no longer infiltrate our home. No more need for an overabundance of border patrol. The only way I can complete this task is if I win this battle between the power hungry Bowser and the treacherous King K Rool and that you the citizens of this great city aid me in the construction of my project. Our only hope at an offensive strategy is to bulk up our defenses. Those foolish creatures wander about the outside of our walls all the time. Li is our planet now! Let us take it from the Starvia!”
Shortly after the image of Eggman vanished, another of the three gang lords entered the airwaves. This one being a more infamous face of the Mushroom Kingdom. The King Koopa himself, Bowser.
“Bwahaha, a predictable strategy. Why waste our time building up defenses when we can hit the Starvia where it hurts the most. Citizens, we’ve spent too much time talking and building. Each moment we let the virus spread, more victims will be made. We attack their source, the Essence Extraction Point. I have an army that is willing and able to take down whatever threat that virus can throw at us. My victory will mark the greatest day in the history of the Life Sphere. We shall combine our forces and we shall destroy the enemy, nothing more. I will even offer my troops to any that plan to venture out into the plagued lands so that they make a safe return. We cannot afford to lose anyone we have. Mario’s right, the time to fight is now.”
Bowser’s video feed quickly began to fuzz until it finally phased out. King K Rool’s snout quickly filled the screen and a flapping flag of Kremland was prominently in the background.
“Liars, the both of them. How can any of us truly trust such self-absorbed villains with the Life Sphere? They’ve done nothing but lead campaigns for their own greed and selfish desires. I on the other hand have always done what was best for my country of Kremland and I can still do the same for all of us here. I have the brains and the connections to get us all the supplies we desire. What’s this talk about fighting the Starvia? Without militant plots we’ve been surviving haven’t we? What we need is the resources to thrive and I can provide them to all of you so long as I am elevated to an equal rank of Sonic, Samus, etc. I can’t do it from the level I am at, I require more power to supply all of you better. You think a lowly mission doesn’t give out enough items? I can supply you with more and possibly raise the income of missions. Help the Kremling Kause, you see a Kremling on the street help him out and he shall return the favour. It is the Kremling way!”
