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In the Abandoned Sections of the Black Market, Viewtiful Joe was pulled aside to what looked to be an abandoned movie studio. Well-- This was just right up Joe's Alley, wasnt it. A Straight up Movie Land was exactly where he was best suited. As he and Sylvia walked into the Set, Each step echoing through the empty movie props, They would eventually be met by...



"Yo, Hold up!" A Mature voice, Though offset by a Robotic Over-tone, Would approach them as a Man stepped up before them, with a Red Eye. "Phew-- Sorry about that. Had to run up here all the way from across the street-- Thought i had time to maybe grab a snack. Burgers-- You know. Killer smash burger place over on L-block street, They do a Hawaiin style burger-- Ah. To Kill for." The Man would say. "Though-- Really dangerous neighborhood, You guys should be careful bringing you and your girlfriend out here."

"Who the Fuck knows, Maybe they're out here tryin'a score, HAH! Mind if we join in on that~?" Meanwhile, A Blue Eyed Hero would step forward, Grinning maniacally as he walks up-- Non-subtly copping a stare at Silvia's backside with a smug grin. "Total Fuckin' Bimbo too-- You know how we feel about those Haaaawt Ponytails, AMIRIGHT!! HAHAHA *HAH*!"

"Er...Sorry. Ignore that guy-- We sort of havent had a good, honest fight in a long time. See-- We usually fight against this guy named Travis-- Travis Touchdown? Honorable man, Really knew how to stick to the Man's Code. Anyway-- He's a bit itchy after the fact. Havent had a real Honorable Fight between Men in a Long time. What do you say? We may be Assassins, But, That doesn't mean we have to be Dishonorable." The Red-eyed Destroyman would say.

"I'm Destroyman. Let's have a Fair, Honest Fight." He would offer, Holding out a Hand to Joe for Joe to Shake, As the Blue Eyed Destroyman offered a hand to Silvia. "C'mooooon, Do it!"

[Jade Callisto]

Oh wow a huge movie theater in the district of the black market?! Joe just wanted to geek out at all the lights and sets of props all around the area but right now he was on a mission to hunt down his would be assassins. Lucky for him they seemed to show up right then and there. Turning his gaze toward the duo Joe would get a good look at them. "Oh man they serve burgers here too? Oh man I got to try one of those Hawaiian styled burgers you mentioned, well after I get done finding the guys after my hide." 

It was then that the blue eyed assassin spoke up, and insulted Silvia to boot. "I'd watch my mouth if I were you bub. Silvia is actually pretty scary when she wants to be." Silvia's gaze looked upon Joe with a little bit of annoyance. "And what is that supposed to mean Joe?" she asked in a bit of a scary tone of voice. "Ah eh I meant was we really know how to kick butt when it comes to fighting the bad guys." Yeah that was what he meant, not because Silvia was freaking scary when it came to things sometimes, like now for example. 

"Joe it's these guys right in front of us, don't be distracted now honey. Remember they're after your life, honor or not." Joe then looked at the two with a bit of bewilderment before realizing Silvia was correct like she always was. "Wait! You mean to tell me these are the guys after me? Darn I was hoping they could show me where that burger place is." Joe said a little saddened by the fact. 

"Well if they survive the butt kicking they're about to get for what they said about me then I'll make sure that they can at least move their fingers so they can point us in the direction of the place, but only after I've rearranged their faces." Yeah Silvia was definitely scary sometimes, that was for sure. 

"Eh why not. I suppose a handshake is fine before we pummel you into the ground." Joe moved his hand toward the man's hand before Silvia slapped it away. "Can't you see what they are doing Joe? They are trying to trick you to make this assassination attempt succeed much faster." Silvia explained before taking out her laser pistols and pointing them at the men. "And we'll not fall for your tricks, right Joe?" Silvia said with a wink before looking back at Joe. "Uhh yeah you're right Silvia. Let's get this show on the road then." Joe said as he moved into battle position and got ready to fight. "As an honorable man myself I'll let you have the first attack." Joe said with a grin, if they could even hit him that is. "I'm Viewtiful Joe, but I'm pretty sure you knew that already Destroyman."

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HP: 165/165

SHIELD: 55/55

STATUS: None

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As one of the Destroyman's Handshakes were rejected, They let out an exaughsted 'Gaaah' In disbelief, Raising there hands up and stepping around. "Come on now-- Thats like-- the Definition of Dishonor! Rejecting your own handshake, Sure, Fine, Whatever-- But stepping in between the shake between two gentlemen? That's like-- I dont even know how to define that level of disrespect!" He would say, Looking to his Halved-Self, As they flashed a smile and nod.

"Sure did-- But we just kept you in mind as 'The Dumbass Midget were gonna smash to hell!'" The Ruder one of them had said. "Well-- If you wont accept a hand shake, Then...How about a Head Shake?"

And suddenly, The Hands that they had extended for a Hand-shake suddenly flexed, Reeling back and attempting to grab both Joe and Sylvia by there helmets, Before twisting them back and smashing them into one another's face! "Destroy!" "Spark!" They would call out, as there hands would suddenly alight with an electrical force to Electrocute them both whilst they were still in there grasp!!"

((Joe and Sylvia! Prepare for the Head Smash. a DEX Check of 15 is required to Dodge the Grab. If Grabbed, You will be Smashed into one another-- Or the other Destroyman's Fist. , Dealing 25% Damage!))

((As well-- If you get Grabbed, Make a CON Check of 17, or else, Take 25% Electrical damage, and a 65% Paralysis Chance!))

( www.deviantart.com/mantislayer/art/New-Destroyman-NMH2-834004281 )

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Destroy Man RED
150/150

Destroy Man BLU
150/150

"Come and get some, Fuck! HAH!"

[Jade Callisto]

Joe's Dodge:

1LBT6TMIp_1d20+5

Silvia's Dodge: 

p_1d20+2

Joe's CON Roll for Destroy Spark: 

p_1d20+1

Paralyze Chance: 

p_1d100

Joe is not Paralyzed.

As the Destroymen began their assault they managed to catch Joe off guard with their Destroy Spark attack. But not Silvia who was ready and willing to get right out of the way of the surprise attack. The fist collided with Joe's head as Silvia moved away from the would be grapple that the man tried on her. 

"Okay yeah that hurt a lot, Silvia you take this one." Joe said as he would tag out and let Silvia handle this. 

"Okay honey I'll take over then." Silvia said as she took out her Desperado Laser Pistols and got ready to fire. 

Silvia aimed her Desperado at the Destroyman Red and fired out a laser bullet shaped like a pink heart right at him.

DEX Roll for Desperado Medium: Does 18% damage upon hit.

p_1d20+2

Again but this time at Destroyman Blue.

DEX Roll for Desperado Medium: Does 18% damage upon hit.

p_1d20+2

Lastly she took both of her Desperado Laser Pistols the entered a gunslinger stance with both of them at once. She would aim a lot of laser bullets at both Destroymen with her Heart Storm attack. 

DEX Roll for Heart Storm: Does 25% AOE damage to both Destroymen upon hit and inflicts Silvia with 6% recoil damage. 

p_1d20+2

"I'll show you I am more than just some girl in a costume, I pack quite the punch too." 

Very likely to hit this time but it will still kickback to hurt Silvia a bit.

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Sexy Silvia: 

HP: 159/165

SHIELD: 55/55

STATUS: None

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Viewtiful Joe:

HP: 115/165

SHIELD: 55/55

STATUS: None
1d20+5·1d20+2·1d20+1·1d100·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2

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"Oho, Pretty lady comin' first, huh? Hey, Why not ditch the halfpint and come hang out with the two of us, Eh??" The more Vulgar of the Destroy-people, as Destroyman Red simply deflected her first bullet with a finger wave to push it aside-- as Blue simply weaved past to avoid that attack. " That all? Man, Ranged fighters. Not a thing about 'em that works, Right?" Red would ask Blue, Before an Array of Heart shaped fire flew at them! 

"What the--" "Shit!"

Boom! Both Destroyment were sent mildly skittering back, As bullets rittled there bodies, Before they threw there arms down "Alright, Break!" Red would yell, Before  Jumping back, as Destroyman Blue lunged forward, yelling "DESTROOOOOOOY POUND!!" Loudly, And slamming his fist into the earth before Silvia to send a Shockwave against her!

((Silvia! 13 in DEX to avoid the Pound, Otherwise, Take 22% Damage!))

"Destrooooy Laser!" Red yelled, As next, A Red set of Eye Lasers was blasted at Silvia to send her away once more!

((Silvia! Again, 13 DEX to avoid the Laser Eyes! Otherwise, Take 15% Damage!))

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Destroy Man RED

125/150

Destroy Man BLU

125/150

[Jade Callisto]

Silvia smirked as the two Destroy brothers took her Heart Storm directly to their bodies. She saw them skittering back from the series of blows that she unleashed on them. "Ranged suits me just fine. However if you boys want me to I can come on in nice and close.~" She teased them in hopes to throw them off their game. Which didn't of course go unnoticed apparently since the Blue one immediately sent his fist into the ground to cause an incoming shockwave toward her.

DEX Roll to dodge the Destroy Pound:

NU31kDP6p_1d20+2

"Going to need to try harder than that." Silvia said as she jumped into the air to fly right out of the way of the shockwave. But after she did that the Red one fired a set of laser eye beams at her while she had already jumped into the air to avoid the first attack.

DEX roll to dodge the Destroy Laser:

p_1d20+2

Curving her body around the beam almost like a crescent moon she expertly dodged the Destroy Laser as well.

"Is that all the big strong men can do?"

As she remained in the air she then moved her body toward Destroyman Blue with her leg extended outward to perform a kick. As she did that a light blue aura surrounded her foot as she aimed her attack at Blue. "Cool Blue Kick!" she cried out her own attack move as she moved forward.

STR Roll for Cool Blue Kick: Does 13% damage + 30% chance to Paralyze upon hit.

p_1d20+2 This attack is very likely to miss.

However her kick didn't land but she would not stop there as she then took out her Desperado Guns from her then begin to try to shoot them up close with likely varied results. She aimed her Desperado Combo at the Red one.

DEX Rolls for Desperado Combo: Does 8% damage per shot.

p_1d20+2 The first shot likely misses.

p_1d20+2 The second shot might hit.

p_1d20+2 The third shot might also hit.

Switching it up she went for a sweeping kick toward Blue to knock him down or at least damage him with it.

STR Roll for Cool Blue Kick: Does 13% damage + 30% chance to Paralyze upon hit.

p_1d20+2

Then as a haste action she would fire another Heart Storm to not let up against her foes. But not before backing up a bit from her current position to perform it. 

DEX Roll for Heart Storm: Does 25% AOE damage but does 6% damage recoil to Silvia.

p_1d20-3

(Nat 20! This hits no matter what!) 

Crit Confirm: Does double damage if it Crits for a total of 50% damage to both Destroymen.

p_1d20-3

"You targeting Joe was your last mistake." Silvia said in a pretty intimidating glare toward the two Destroymen. 

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Sexy Silvia:

HP: 153/165

SHIELD: 55/55

STATUS: None1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20-3·1d20-3

[PolarStarQuote]

"Get FUCKED!" Destroyman yelled, Before blocking Silvia's Cool Blue Kick and throwing her off-- Following by Blocking the First and Second shots from her gun, Taking a single hit from the Gun Fire before Standing sturdy against the Second Cool Blue Kick. "You're really getting on my nerves you little--GAH! mother!!" Destroyman yelled as he was assaulted by the AOE Heart Fire-- As was Destroyman Red, Whom, While being attacked, Ran in to get to Silvia's Back, Reaching to Grab her arms and pull her behind!

"Alright, Time to go Night Night now!" Red Would decree, as he reached for the Command-Grab! If he Succeeded, His Jet's on his back would spark to life, and Launch him and Silvia high into the Air, Before he turned around and Piledrived her into the hard Studio Floor!

(Silvia! Roll 15 to avoid the Above Mentioned Grab and Piledriver! If Not, You'll take 25% Damage!)

Destroy Man Blue, However, Would ready his Finger Tips Aiming them at Silvia, and beginning to fire off a series of Energy Pellets after her! "How do YOU LIKE IIIIIIT??!!" He Would yell!"

(Silvia! Roll 3 DEX Checks of 10, Taking 10% Damage for each! This is a Combo.)

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Destroy Man RED

100/150





Destroy Man BLU

92/150

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