[Mr. Game & Watch]

Hey all!! I was thinking to myself, ‘man, I could write and publish a book in between waiting on these mission posts.’ So, I did. Allow me to introduce… TALES FROM THE DOLLARAMA! Tis a series of bite sized stories detailing my very real and very dumb experiences as a Dollarama employee. Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you worked in retail? Well, you’ll never want to wonder ever again after reading through these. I’ll fill you in on all the worst shoplifters, ornery customers, and just absolutely insane people I’ve ever encountered.

I shared a couple of these stories a while back, so some of you might already know what I’m talking about here. I also know that a lot of you aren’t in the position to be dolling out money willy nilly, so if you’re looking for some potential laughs and want a taste of what my new book has to offer, I have a good chunk of these stories posted on DeviantArt (for some reason):

Tales from the Dollarama: The Covid-19 Chronicles
Tales from the Dollarama: The Reeses Bandit
Tales from the Dollarama: Legacy
Tales from the Dollarama: Revelations
Tales from the Dollarama: Covid Continues
Tales from the Dollarama: Test Your Might

If you want a physical copy and are looking to support my insanity in pursuit of authorial legitimacy, I got some links below just for you! Also, if you order before November 13th you can use the offer code READ10 to get 10% off your copy!

Softcover

Hardcover

And… that’s all I got. I know I come and go and don’t say much in between, but I look forward to more years of shadowing the site and being the gremlin that polishes certain gears when nobody’s looking. Always love to see this place thriving!