[Mari]

"Welcome one and welcome all to the third match of WWLi! Today we have ...Sonic! And not Pink Sonic or Old Man Sonic or Black Sonic or Sonic from another dimension where he can't talk for some reason Sonic, but the actual Sonic! Not to be confused with Sonic but he's evil and our leader, of course. ...Oh, and this robot we found! I have no idea how they signed up to fight, but hopefully that means they're programmed to put on a good show!"

[TheSpatialWeeg]

In one of those days where he wasn't fashionably late per the norm, Sonic was already in the arena, tapping his foot impatiently as his opponent finally showed up. "Geez, ya kept me waiting." he said, addressing KOS-MOS in mild frustration.

"So! You're a robot, eh?" Sonic questioned with a small smirk as he began to exercise, getting prepared to fight full throttle. "You don't look like something Egghead would make up. You got too much skin on ya." he commented casually as he performed a couple of ankle rolls. "So how 'bout it? Who cooked ya up? And more importantly, are ya durable enough?"

Sonic finished exercising and got ready for a brawl, but he still kept talking. "I don't wanna come out as a bragger, but I got a bit of field expertise in robot breaking." He said. "You don't need to worry about a thing, though!"

"I'll go easy on ya! Wouldn't be fun if I reduced you to scrap metal right now, anyway."

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"This unit does not keep people waiting, it keeps you guessing on who this unit's creator is." KOS-MOS said as she promptly appeared, jumping from the commentators box and landing with an impact that kicked up a cloud of dust.

"Combat protocol engaged, I will try to ensure that maximum firepower is not used to devastating effect." KOS-MOS added, getting into her combat stance in preparation for the upcoming skirmish.

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KOS-MOS(KP-X 000000001)
HP: 180/180
Shield: 65/65
Status: ready
Appeal: 000
Cooldowns:
None

[Mari]

"--Hold up, when did you get in here? I could swear that door was locked..."


"...Aaaalrighty then! Wonder what zaniness the audience suggested this time! The poll results will be arriving momentarily. Meanwhile, you'll be pleased to know that this match is going to be a sudden death match! Speed is king when the bombs start falling, so don't diddly daddle!"

Audience Requests
For Sonic

For 34 Appeal Points: Admit that Shadow's the Ultimate Life Form.
For 30 Appeal Points: Paint yourself yellow and pretend to be Pac-man this post
For 26 Appeal Points: When dodging an attack, tell KOS-MOS she's too slow
For 26 Appeal Points: Try doing a speed attack while running on your hands.
For 26 Appeal Points: Compare KOS-MOS to a household appliance.
For 26 Appeal Points: Spraypaint some Graffiti on the stadium walls, While shouting "Understand the Concept of Love!"
For 26 Appeal Points: Admit that Shadow's better than you.
For 22 Appeal Points: Grab AU Dawn and put her in Cynthia's Arms for a Hug.
For 22 Appeal Points: Perform the 'Cool Patrol Dance'. How do you do that? You put your hands im the air, Then you jump off the ground, Then you take your funky butt and you shake ot all around, Then you jog in place the crank it up to a Prance, That is the cool patrol da-ha-ha-hance
For 22 Appeal Points: Tell the Absolutionists why you have foresaken them as Leader
For 18 Appeal Points: Run across the whole life sphere, Gather up all the small cute animals, Then throw them off the roof of a tall building exclaiming "Your free!" before coming back to the stadium
For 18 Appeal Points: Hop on a Skateboard and skate around the Arena this round
For 18 Appeal Points: Roast KOS-MOS, but not in the usual manner. Brutal
For 18 Appeal Points: Throw a Chili Dog at KOS-MOS from a vendor in the stands.
For 18 Appeal Points: Compare fighting KOS-MOS to fighting one of Eggman's prior notable robots (i.e. Scratch and Grounder)
For 18 Appeal Points: Insist 'Vector Industries' is named after your friend Vector
For 14 Appeal Points: Perform tax evasion and then pin the blame on Charlie
For 14 Appeal Points: Give Charlie a Awful mustache Waxing and Grooming.
For 14 Appeal Points: Perform a 'Broski Boot' on Kos-mos. A Broski Boot is a wrestling move that requires you to put your opponent in the corner, Then wipe your feet on there face, Before kicking them in the face
For 10 Appeal Points: Loudly proclaim that chilidogs taste better when you use Walrus meat, And look at charlie as you say it

For KOS-MOS

For 34 Appeal Points: Do your best impression of Amy while attempting to chase down and hug Sonic.
For 26 Appeal Points: Call Sonic a rodent outside a hedgehog.
For 26 Appeal Points: Give evidence that Sonic is in fact the real fake hedgehog.
For 26 Appeal Points: Join the Eggman Empire and swear eternal loyalty to Eggman
For 26 Appeal Points: Slap Sonic with your long blue hair
For 22 Appeal Points: Stop and perform a Karaoke Song from the Yakuza Series
For 22 Appeal Points: Borrow a Cookpot and use it on Blue
For 22 Appeal Points: Default dance on Charlie
For 22 Appeal Points: When dodging an attack do the Electric Slide by sliding to the side and hopping twice.
For 22 Appeal Points: Perform an objective rating of Sonic's Sense of Humor.
For 18 Appeal Points: Narrate, in detail, every time you are hit for one turn.
For 18 Appeal Points: Drown Sonic in a toilet.
For 18 Appeal Points: Do the Robot.
For 14 Appeal Points: Publicly reveal Charlie's internet search history
For 14 Appeal Points: Remind Sonic that 'Vector Industries' is not named after a crocodile.
For 14 Appeal Points: Detail a paragraph about her initial analysis of a Chaos Emerald, and why Sonic would be the most irresponsible person to have such a thing.
For 10 Appeal Points: Make Charlie Cry
For 10 Appeal Points: Send Charlie to Porky's Factory to be Chimerized
For 10 Appeal Points:Sign Charlie up and Register him to join the Absolutionist's officially, So he is registered as a terrorist
For 10 Appeal Points: Steal Charlie's Wallet

For Both

For 30 Appeal Points: Give Blue a Beehive Hairdo
For 26 Appeal Points: Prove your worth to Francis by naming your favorite song in the New Hit Album "Sonic Underground".
For 26 Appeal Points: Give Uncle Death (Who's in the announcer booth staring at Blue Awkwardly), a High Five
For 22 Appeal Points: Steal a pair of Arle's underwear, Then wave it around hollering "Woot Woooooot!"
For 22 Appeal Points: There is a Walrus named 'Charlie' in the Audience. Slap him in the face as hard as you can. This might be your only chance.
For 22 Appeal Points: Apologize to Charlie and hug him
For 18 Appeal Points: Do a dance of your choice. For an entire turn.
For 18 Appeal Points: Finish each other's sentences!
For 18 Appeal Points: Quote your arch-nemesis in a silly, mocking tone. Or as best as you can to impersonate them. If you do it perfectly, you lose the appeal.
For 14 Appeal Points: After the narrations and roasts, if you even go that route, agree together to conga at the end of the turn, before pushing each other over. The one who falls loses this appeal.
For 10 Appeal Points: Kill Charlie's Mother, Who is also in the audience
For 10 Appeal Points: Steal Charlie's Popcorn
For 10 Appeal Points: Kidnap Charlie's children, And turn them into Walrus Burgers
For 10 Appeal Points: Pollute the Water supply in Harvest Acre's with trash so Charlie cant swim anymore.
For 10 Appeal Points: Rip off Charlie's tusks and Lightsaber Battle with them

[TheSpatialWeeg]

"Geez, not even a 'hi'? Okay then, Missus Tin Can." Sonic said, shrugging as he finally finished his exercising routine and slid into his combat stance. "Make this interesting for me, 'kay? Let's rumble!" he said, as he stared down the robot in front of him with a cheeky smirk on his face...

K25AUrXfp_1d20+5 (Bob-Omb dodge, success!)

The bomb sailing for him missed the target as the speedy blue hedgehog suddenly moved to attack KOS-MOS, starting by throwing a series of fast punches at her frame.

p_1d20+5 (Sonic's Rapidfire Fisticuffs @ KOS-MOS. 5% combo attack.)
p_1d20+5 (Combo 2)
p_1d20+5 (Combo 3)

Afterwards, Sonic would push KOS-MOS away with his feet, before curling into a ball and quickly revving up, a cloud of dust kicking up behind him. It wouldn't take a second longer before he would suddenly try to slam into the robot woman with the accumulated speed and force!

p_1d20+5 (Sonic's Spin Dash @ KOS-MOS. 15% damage.)

Uncurling and landing on the ground, the blue blur kept his smirk up and looked at the audience requests. ...well, some of them were sounded morbid. Who even wrote those about Charlie? He felt pretty bad for the poor walrus right now. Out of the corner of his eye however, he spots a request less...squicky. "OK. This one I can get behind!" Sonic proclaimed as he suddenly jumped towards the robot woman and tried to place his foot on her.

If he manages to land on KOS-MOS's face, Sonic will promptly wiping his shoes on her. He'll take a moment or two to keep this up before suddenly kicking her.

p_1d20+5 (Sonic's Broski Boot @ KOS-MOS! Deals no damage, but it gives him 14 Appeal Points if he nails the hit.)

Whether it hit or not, the blue blur would land on the ground and motion the robot to come at him. "C'mon, slowpoke, step it up!" he taunted.

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Sonic 130 HP 40 Shield

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[Mari]

"Oof! One hit KO! You're really not setting a high bar with that one, Kos-Mos. Buuut I guess everyone has off days. The winner is... Sonic!"

Winner due to inactivity