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Appear on TV! SOS

Rainbow Square

Mission Creator: Unknown Evildoer!

Rolling Required? ( Y  )

Variant Rules: (Optional -- Please list any variations to our system rules you plan to use in enough detail that your players will know how they work)

• Expect a lengthy, Shenanigan filled, Comedic, Not-serious whatsoever mission about a Ultra-powered Pervert. So if those themes arnt to your liking, May not wanna join in.

• As well, This mission will feature ALL of Quote's Roster as NPC's and Enemies in this mission! Think of it like a Quote-themed All-star Mode! As well, expect many callbacks to my favorite moments and missions on Li. Im giving a three week post timer this mission to be a bit more generous.

•As well as well, Im going to be using some selective choosing on this mission to see who will actually be invited to come along this mission, Similar to how the 'Trapped in Hellworld' mission's signups were.

Rank Required: Any

Guest Star Slots:
Grey

Midna

Reimu Hakurei

Allie & Rafisol

Ciel & Roll

Mayl & roll.exe





Mission Brief:

(This mission takes place before Porky Means Buisness.)

The street's were alive with surprising amount of foot traffic in Rainbow Square, as it seemed no one was expecting...Much of any kind of event to go on. It was a fairly average day, all things considered. However, Suddenly, To no one's expectancy...All of the TV's, From every Corner shop, to even massive billboards on the life sphere suddenly, cut out, and were replaced by a single screen!



"True Love All-star TV Maximum."



"What a bizarre thing to put on a TV! I was *watching* that Show!"

Raffideux would say, huffing and raising a hand to try and slap the top of the TV...

Defore suddenly, The TV Screen glew a bright pink, and with a tendril of Bright Pink Energy, it grabbed Raffideux and pulled her into the TV Screen!



"Huh?? Hey!" 

Zero, Seeing this, Dashed over to the TV, Only for another Bright Wrapping hand of Plasma jumped out and grabbed Zero-- as Zero tried to cut through it with his beam saber, only for it to instantly dodge and grab him and pull him in as well!


These Pink Beams traveled across the entire lifesphere, as if Galeem had unleashed a mass array of beams, specifically targeting characters with no considerable similarities...

and then, suddenly, the Array of beams stopped...To reveal a Man in black cloak, his face obscured in darkness.



"Hm hm hm~! Good afternoon, Dear Life Sphere-protectors! I, am Kukri...And i, have come with news of celebration! Today, i wish to celebrate with you, and reward you with something very special...."




"WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME BUTTERFLY LEVEL ROMANCE WITH SKIMPY CLOTHES??"

"Thats right! Tune in tonight at exactly midnight on your at home station, to TV Number 666, And i will show you a wonderful world of televised Love, All from the comfort of your home! Excitement! Drama! TV Relaxation! Starring Cynthia of Sinnoh, Miss Athena, The Rambunctious Warle, and our most prized guest star: Samus Aran, and plenty of other attractive Minxes of our ball of dirt will be broadcast live for your amusement!"



"....Oh, and to you 'Goodie Goodie' Hero types who desire to rip the enjoyment of watching girls in skimpy outfits from the hard working class  from our hands-- By all means! Ill have a portal open in Rainbow Square for you all to come confront me directly...Though IM choosing who will be our villains in this Story!"

"Come, for the..."

"ROMANCE EXPLOOOOOOSION!!!"

Objective:

Rescue the kidnapped Girls, and stop Kukri


Mission Reward(s):

• Double cherry

• Cracker Launcher

• King Assist Trophy

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[KashKey]

"This guy is just straight up kidnapping people! He can put it however he wants, that doesn't change what this is! I'll sneak in there with A-Trans if I have to, he's going down!"


Grey's running straight for the Rainbow Square! Not that he fully gets whatever the hell that guy was talking about, but that's WELL beside the point.

[heirtothemonado]

Midna rolled her eyes as she watched the video play. What a disgusting individual. It kinda reminded her of Tao, yet somehow worse.

"Ugh....What a pig. Kidnapping girls for the sake of his own perverted enjoyment. Someone has to do something!" Midna smirks, a small flicker of Twili Magic in her hand

"And I might know just the person."

(Midna's offering to join up!)

[Coolshaymin]

"My outfit is NOT skimpy! This is traditional Shrine Maiden attire!" .... Reimu, no one was talking about your outfit. "You wait until I come in there and wreck your trashy show!" she continued... Still seeming to assume someone was talking about her attire.

[TheSpatialWeeg]

"Oh no! What a cruel man, using the name of love to satisfy his selfish desires! Rafisol, I'm going to stop him!" Allie proclaimed aloud, as Rafisol jumped out of her pendant.

"Not without me, you won't." Rafisol interjected. "This man...he's got power. Power he doesn't deserve. And I shall take it." She said, smirking.

((Allie & Rafisol are offering their assistance!))

[Doctor Ciel]

“ ...Big Sis? I was commenting on that strange man you told me not to talk to's videos on LiTube and he hacked my phone and tried to grab me through the internet.  ”

“ . . . Um--Wait, what?? ”

“ ...I think he wanted to kidnap me and make me be his girlfriend  in a livestream for his fans. ”

“ . . . Alouette I told you to stop trolling weird people online. I'm going to go figure out what happened. You stay here and keep the TV and any phones off. ”

“ ...Okay. ”

((Ciel is offering her assistance. Her companion, Roll, might also tag along, if you want her.))

...Not long after Ciel leaves, Alouette gives into temptation and goes to see if her phone is working again.

[Pokémon Trainer Lillie]

Lillie shuddered slightly at the thought. After arriving at the Life Sphere, romance was the last thing she wanted to think about. ...Also, why wasn't that man wearing a shirt?? Honestly, that was just gross. She grumpily watched the ad in spite of this, as it did feel a bit like it demanded her attention. But she sure wasn't happy about it. However, the presence of pink hands reaching out and kidnapping people changed her mood from that of annoyance to terror. Oh no. Th-That was... a meme. This is literally the hand reaching meme. ...Also they were after her! Lillie emitted a pitiful squeak of alarm and turned tail, attempting to flee before she got grabbed. “S-Stay with me, Nebby!” she blurted out. Being on the run like this reminded her too much of fleeing the Aether Foundation. ...Mostly because it took a lot to convince her to put any effort into exercise. But still! Maybe she'd go investigate once she was a little less panicked.

((Lillie is also being offered.))

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

"Looks like I'll be making a direct call on knocking this one out.
Sakura Shinguji will engage and make her skill known.

"Hmhmhmh... Looks like fun, might have to stay alert though."
Succubus takes on her first mission to start working her way up.

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Spy was sitting in his apartment when it happened. He groaned in frustration when the TV cut out, but his mood changed when the new broadcast started playing. Spy polished off his glass of red wine and watched this bizarre broadcast contemplatively. 

"Hmm...," he said to himself. "While I can enjoy a beautiful woman, I wouldn't consider myself to be nearly as depraved or crude as this man clearly is." Spy also had better fashion sense, but that was besides the point.

With his mind made up, Spy grabbed his usual kit and headed to Rainbow Square. He didn't want anyone to beat him to it, even though there would likely be a crowd of people coming to the defense of the captives. 

[Coolshaymin]

"Cynthia?! Samus?! What would they be doing participating in such a show," Moon, a trainer/sniper/doctor called out as she observed the announcement. "No, there is no other explanation. This guy has to be doing something fishy. They are probably being forced into this and that is unforgivable," Moon shook her head as she grabbed her bag and specialized quiver and strapped them on. "If he wants to toy with girls so then it's only fair he answers to the Moon's justice," Moon wishes to try and do something... Mostly because seeing strong girls like this without consent is a pet peeve.

[alchefire]

"Wha, Zero!" Mayl had to grab Roll as she lunged forward to try and save the reploid. The red headed girl barely having enough strength to stop her Netnavi as the beams shot out, barely missing the two by an inch.

"Why'd you stop me?! Roll seemed very upset that Mayl had stopped her from trying to rescue Zero. "Because we won't be able to do anything to help him if you get caught too!"

"R-right..." Seems Roll hadn't quite realized that until now. Just then, the TV's all swapped. The Operator and Navi watching the program, a rather... disgusted look crossing Roll's face the screen flickered off.

"That... is horrible..." She stuck her tongue out a bit, almost as if she'd tasted something nasty that she desperately wanted out of her mouth.

"Wait... but why did he grab Zero if he wanted girls?" The two looked to each other, their eyes widening in horror as they came to a terrible realization. "We need to get him out of there!" The two of them spoke in unison as they rushed towards the Rainbow Square. Zero needed to get out of there before something horribly embarrassing happened to him!

(Mayl and Roll.exe are on their way!)

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Miah's eyebrows raised as she watched Mimi get dragged into the television before her, just before the screen changed. The scholar placing a hand on her hip as she watched the strange commercial. Despite the raw power on display, this pervert didn't seem too harmless... Then again she's thought the same thing of far worse situations.

"I might as well try and get her out of there. Although I have no doubt she can handle this on her own..." With that, the Scholar began making her way towards the Rainbow Square. Eos fluttering behind her with a playful giggle. This looked interesting at least...

(Miah is gonna try and get in on this too!)

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(Signups have been Closed.)

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True enough to Kukri's word, in the dab middle of rainbow square a Pink Portal was opened rather wide and ominious, Swirling constantly and slowly gravitating in pebbles and rocks into its vortex. The entire group of Grey, Midna, Reimu, Moon, Rafisol, Allie, Ciel, Roll, Lillie, Sakura, Succubus, Spy, Mayl, Roll.exe and Miah, along with a few other random heroes who couldnt watch this happen, would step inside...

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Suddenly, Moon, Lillie, Sakura, Succubus, Spy and Miah were suddenly spat out of the bright pink portal, Causing the group to land on there butts, as Kukri emerged from a pile of sand in the center before the portal!

"Sorry friends, But im afraid you dont quite make the cut for what im looking for in terms of Villains for my story!"

Kukri would say, before pointing to moon

"...Your hat looks like a chicken!"

Then to lillie

"Even i wouldnt do something awful to that smile of yours!"

Then to Sakura

"I dont want Segata Sanshiro to beat me up!"

Then to Succubus

"Im trying to have *some* brand of subtlety here!"

Then to Spy

"You're just...Creepin' me out with that mask!"

Then finally to Miah

"You just...Give me a bad vibe. Like you got some secrets inside."

"But, Hey~ Dont feel too bad my dear friends, In ten hours, You will get to see all of the wonderful, exciting, Blood pumping, Butt-oggling excitement! (Just get your parents permission-- looking at you blondie.)"



and with that, Kukuri's Body suddenly turned back into Sand...And vanished into the Portal, where Grey, Midna, Ciel, Roll, Allie, Rafisol, Mayl, Roll.Exe and Reimu would have vanished to...

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Hey everyone. Really sorry to do this...again, But, Im going to be cancelling and, by extension, Uncanonizing this mission. Reason being-- This mission is just like, way too much for me to do. Relying on Dead Muse Characters, And running Three separate instances all at once was giving me major Absolution flashbacks. Im really sorry to those looking forward to this mission, But, I cant reliably go through with it without hurting my muse at large to do so.