[Coolshaymin]

Flashback

"I want you to open up a training facility to help the Life Sphere get into better fighting shape." a cloaked individual stated simply and to the point as Wario... picked his nose as he half-listened to the conversation at his Warioware desk. "This sounds like a lot to put together and not too profitable... Wario's not interested," he said as he made a hand motion to wave the man away. ".... He said you'd reject the offer. Here,"  the man casually tossed a hefty bag with one arm onto the desk, shaking the room and Wario a little.

With only minor hesitance, Wario opened up the bag to reveal... "Mama mia! That's a lot of gold and gems!" he said as his mouth watered at this luxurious riches. "We'll also fund this building and the Stadium. Is it a deal?" he continued to which Wario seemed to ponder before grabbing the loot and setting it to his side to pet as he mulled it over. "... You got a deal, and Wario knows just the band of fools to include..."

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In the present

Wario sat on a chair outside the fancy Stadium entrance, which was a tall building in the corner of the square with a large sign of Wario posing magneficantly, flexing and working out in various images that flash by... Where did he get the resources for this? Well, it was originally a branch of the Casinos before Wario obtained and changed the sign to one of is liking... Pasting his face all over it and painting everything yellow and purple. The fat man himself sat on a chair outside the building waiting for his two fighters to arrive. He was not into the idea of not charging admission and giving out rewards to who that care enough to fight these weaklings.  He picked his nose once more and looked down at the guest list. Waluigi... It's been a while since he's seen his partner in crime. Although they mostly collaborated for competitions he'd always held a fondness for that lanky man. They shared a strange yet strong synergy that clashed ever so stronger with their rivalry with the Mario Bros, so much that they became known as the Wario Bros to some... Why has he never invited Wario to his Micro Game Schemes in Diamond City? Would he feel bad if he ran away with all the profits  compared to the other losers?

"... Wa..." Wario flicked something from his nose and put away the list as he sat up and waited for the two guests. Jimmy T, Penny and 9-Volt were hanging out inside... It was weird that those guys still considered him his friend after the rotten things he does at the end of every business venture... Eh, doesn't matter much right now.  It was nearing the training time anyway, time to stop reminscencing.

[Deleted]

Landon walked from his apartment to the square, not sure if he should be enthused or not. Apparently, some fat guy named Wario was making a big deal about a training stadium, and would also apparently be giving rewards to participants. Landon was intrigued, if a bit weirded out. Wouldn't training be something you pay for? Whatever, since it was free, and his Pokemon could always use a little extra training, he signed up for it.

Making his way towards the square, he was pretty easily able to see where he was supposed to go. An impressively large building with an electric sign, showing the same fat guy doing some rather exaggerated poses. It was pretty much out in the open, and sort of out of place. That aside, he noticed the man sitting outside it. He was the man on the sign, as well as the man who was running the stadium. A bit unsightly, being not only quite obese, but very unsanitary. He saw the man pick his nose in plain view, something Landon wasn't expecting from a grown man.

'Stop it.' Landon thought to himself. 'It's fine. Sure, this guy may be a bit unpleasant, but there's no need to be rude to him. Just approach him, and try talking to him. Who knows, maybe you'll get along.' Landon reminded himself to stay cordial. He took a deep breath and approached the yellow and purple-clad man.

"Hey. You're Wario, aren't you?" Landon said, trying to get his attention. "My name's Landon. I'm here for the 'Training Extravaganza'."

[Mr. Game & Watch]

Waluigi strolled down the streets of the Life Sphere with a jaunt in his step, almost like he was dancing down the streets to the beat of his own tune. With his trademark tennis racket resting over his shoulder, the felon held a wide grimace on his face and shined it to all who passed by. He didn’t receive nearly as many pleasant glances back from these people though, some even throwing garbage at him and claiming him to be a ‘dirty Absolutionist.’ Waluigi deflected both easily, batting the garbage with his weapon of choice and watching flying off into the distance. “Wha hah hah!” he would wheh. What did these people know! They were a bunch of losers anyway. Waluigi was the only person Waluigi needed to impress!

As he continued through town, he finally caught sight of it, that big lug’s face plastered on that billboard. Waluigi could smell the garlic already! He quickened his pace once it was in sight. It had been years since he’s seen that greedy so-and-so. Sure, Waluigi has heard of the mustard man’s presence within the Life Sphere, but did he think to ever look Waluigi up? No! He got new friends, friends that he was going to pit against some random strangers to get the snot beaten out of them! Waluigi should have been Wario’s first choice! Did their whole anti-Mario Bros schtick mean nothing to that bloated baboon!?

Wario was waiting there, but some kid was in the way, s Waluigi shoved his way front and center so that he could look at the fat man eye to eye, right in the middle of his boogey flicking. “Oh, so big mouth here to greet Waluigi in person! You shock Waluigi! Didn’t have one of your new friends do it instead? Probably don’t even know who Waluigi is anymore, do you!?” he exclaimed before turning his back to Wario and crossing his arms.

As he had his back turned to the plump plumber, Waluigi’s lower lip began to quiver. “WHEEEH!” he wailed as tears began to trail down his cheeks. He spun back around and gave Wario the biggest glomp hug he could manage. “Waluigi miss big bozo too much to stay mad at him!”

[Coolshaymin]

"That's my name. Well if you're here to train, get in there!" Wario directed rather bluntly with a thumb to the door until he noticed Waluigi's voice. "Wario is the face of course I'm here. As if I could forget your mug anyway," the Wario Bro said as he got up and crossed his arms as well and turning his back to Waluigi. He turned to look around as Waluigi glomped him, the fat man ready to take it. "Wario missed you too. I've been so busy running Wario Ware I intended to see you sooner. In fact I was planning to work you into this training regiment but I did not want to put you at the bottom," Wario said as he pulled away for a moment to give Waluigi a hefty slap on the back. "I never seen you fight before though so this will be fun. Show Wario what his bro can do," he added before walking to the entrance and opening the doors.

"Alright losers, here's the rules. Jimmy T. will be your first fight followed by 9-Volt and then Penny," Wario began. "I'm before the kids too, dude? Really?" Jimmy T. complained Honestly he wasn't feeling this but hey, he was offered money too for once... Hopefully Wario does not take the cut again. "I will provide some havoc to keep the match interesting otherwise it's just you two, show Wario what you can do!" he said as he walked to a purple and yellow elevator and rid it to the balcony. Since this was originally a casino the entrance is very wide and open. There seemed to be added mechanical parts lying around as well. It was also repainted to be primarily yellow with some purple here and there. "... Alright, let's get this over with. Kick it!" Jimmy T. declared as he snapped his finger and prepared to dance, the scene ready as the floor opened up to reveal a disco floor with a disco ball lowering from the ceiling. A music theme played off the stereos... sounding like some stereotypical disco theme.

"Let's dance!" declared the disco man as he struck a pose.

Jimmy T.

HP: 150

Shield HP: 50

Hit Threshold: 12

[Deleted]

Landon and Wario would not be getting along, it seemed. The man just gestured towards the entrance, not even remotely interested in him. What he was interested in was the one who also signed up for the "training". That, of course, was Waluigi. Landon had actually heard of the man before, and was amazed that he was even okay with being seen in public. Wasn't he an absolutionist? Y'know, the people who were causing trouble around the Life Sphere? Landon started to have second thoughts. He was worried about being associated with him. Would even being near him ruin his reputation? Hopefully not.

Wario didn't seem worried or threatened by Waluigi. In fact, it seemed that the two missed each other. Who were these guys? Brothers? Friends? Roommates from college? Wario referred to Waluigi as his brother, but he could've also been speaking metaphorically. Landon didn't know, and quite frankly, didn't want to ask. 

Being led inside, Landon spotting their first opponent, a man who seemed to have a strong association with a genre of music which was, for all intents and purposes, dead. 'This should be interesting...' He thought. As Wario left the scene, the battle began to commence.

Landon fumbled around in his pockets, trying to find one of his Pokeballs. He found one, luckily enough, and didn't even check to see which one it was before sending it out.

"Crobat..." It seemed that Crobat would be Landon's Pokemon of choice for the time being. Not a bad choice, per say. The only problem was that Wario hadn't informed them of what the man could do to attack, or what he meant by "havoc". They'ed find out soon enough, most likely.

"Air Cutter!" Landon commanded. With that, Crobat began flapping his wings furiously, before launching some sharp wind at their anachronistic opponent.

TKTFtguBp_1d20+2(Critical Air Cutter: Does 33% damage, instead of 22%. Crits on a 19 or 20)

The move found purchase, and seemed to be quite strong to boot. At the current rate, they'ed be done with the training in no time.

"Now use Bite!" With that, Crobat got close to his foe, aiming for his most exposed area, that being his rather large chin.

p_1d20+1(Bite: Does 17% damage)

---

Landon
0%
Status: Ok

Crobat
0%
Status: Out and fighting

Cooldowns:
Air Cutter: 21d20+2·1d20+1

[PolarStarQuote]

Riding into the Stadium, Flying well past the doors atop her flying broomstick, and with a spontaneous move, Suddenly SLAMMED Waluigi out of the Arena, Before hopping off, totally destroying there lovey-dovery moment together, as Ashley took a deep breath, snapping her fingers. "Red." Ashley would say, as her Broomstick suddenly Poofed into the little devil Red, as Ashley looked to Wario with a glare.



"I dont know what stupid scam your trying to run by doing this Wario, But im telling you right now, first whiff of your gas i smell, You're getting turned to a spork." Ashley would threaten Wario, before turning away to join the combat, as Red would flap his wings to Wario. "Hehe, Sorry Wario, Ashley's been pretty grumpy here lately, after her mansion got invaded. She also accidentally tore her white bunny doll, got her least favorite flavor of Gum from a vending machine, Got Diet soda instead of regular-- It was a mess!" Red would say, seeing Ashley's glare at him from the distance, as red gulped, Poofing into a cloud of Pumpkin-orange smoke, and flying into Ashley's hand, in the form of a Scepter!


"Hey Jimmy." Ashley Nonchalantly said, waving her wand about. "Havent seen you since the stadium announcer gig. No hard feelings." Ashley would say, before she was interrupted by a sudden blast of air flying by her, Making ashley watch in a bit of mild bemusement. However...That Bat. She liked that bat, it looked very deadly. But she could make it...Deadlier.

"..." And with that, Ashley begun to prepare for her spell. "Hey, im gonna turn your bat into something cool." Ashley would say to Landon off-handedly, Barely giving the trainer proper time to react or think about giving permission,  Before suddenly, Ashley's hair turned a snow white color, as she spoke the magic words...

"Eye of Newt, I cast a Hex on you."

"Grandma's Wig, This will make you big."

"Kitten Spit, Soon your pants wont fit--"

"P A N T A L O N E S    G I G A N T I C U S !  "

ZAAAAP!! Ashley's scepter launches a massive bolt of pure dark magic onto that Crobat, Suddenly making the Pokemon grow in size, Power growing incredibly high!!

(Ashley Casts "Pantalones Giganticus" on Crobat, giving it the Mega Status for 3 Turns!)

"There. Ill fire pot shots." Ashley would say, before suddenly waving her scepter once more, and blasting two All Hallows Blast's at Jimmy!


Gi__X|mZp_1d20+3=12 (18% Damage)


p_1d20+3=13 (18% Damage.)

....Ashley seemed grumpy.

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Ashley

HP;160/160

Status: Fine

Stress: 000%/100%

Cooldowns; Pantalones Giganticus (5 turns)1d20·1d20

[Coolshaymin]

Wario, Jimmy T, 9-Volt and Penny watched with shock expressions  as Waluigi was sent flying by another entrant. "Hey! Wario is a *cough*64%*cough* honest business man!" Wario declared... obviously trying to conceal a detail in a cough there. He looked to Red for a moment as he explained, stepping back from his guard railing. "... Downstroke of luck after home invasion, eh? Fine, I understand but you better not provoke the judge again!" he relented for a second before trying to reinstate who was boss here. "That sounds rough, Ashley, I hope things start to go up for you," Penny added sympathetically... Even if Ashley might not want it.

"... Hey, Ashley, yeah, been a while. No hard feelings," he stated, sweating a bit. Of all the people to show... This was just getting worst. "Not just a bat but a giant bat?! Not cool!" he declared in horror. Jimmy T. was sent spinning around and around by the twisted winds, quite frankly getting very sick until using the momentum to spin around the Crobat and attempt to deliver a hard kick post to the bat's backside.

(Crobat! Jimmy T is attempting to do his Disco Spin Kick on you. Roll a 14 or higher in Wisdom to avoid or take 15% damage)

After ending the spin he pulled out a mirror to check his hair... Notably facing away from Ashley. "Oh no! Some strands are out of place, this just won't do!" he declared, moving the mirror... Although the actions started to seem deliberate as he was focusing on Ashley's magic attacks, skillfully intercepting them with the mirror, reflecting them back at her before finishing up.

(Ashley! Jimmy T. has opted to use his Special Bubble Shield, Mirror Force, to reflect your spells back at you. A 12 or higher in DEX is needed to dodge each reflection. Failure will result in taking the Hallow's original damage, this move counts as using Bubble Shield so it can break under pressure if he tries to block too powerful a ranged attack. Two rolls needed this time)

"Jimmy T! Stop goofing around and get back to the fight!" Wario yelled... as if he had no perception of the dance tactics. "Alright, all done. Time to continue the dance?"

HP: 100

Shield HP: 4

Cooldowns: Mirror Force (3)

Hit Threshold: 12

[Deleted]

Landon did not see this coming. One minute he was teamed up with a purple-clad weirdo, the next he was replaced by a small girl with an affinity for magic. Not only that, but she also seemed to know Wario, just like Waluigi did. How many friends can a guy make when they look or act anything like Wario?

Luckily, the girl actually seemed pretty helpful, giving his Crobat a nice increase in size, and thus, attack power. "Thanks, I guess." He said, not really expecting the assistance. 

Meanwhile, in the center of the arena, Crobat and Jimmy were fighting each other in close combat. Crobat had attempted to take a bite out of Jimmy, but the dancer responded with an attack of his own.

xneMP7tPp_1d20+1(Dodge: Failed)

Unfortunately for the abnormally large bat, the failed bite had left quite an opening, and Jimmy managed to deliver a solid kick to his back, knocking him away. Crobat landed on the floor a few feet from Jimmy.

"Crobat! You okay?" Landon asked, his attention now on Crobat and Jimmy. Crobat simply used his wings to get back up, and took to the skies again. Crobat wouldn't go down so easily.

p_1d20+1(Bite attack: Missed)

Crobat attempted to surprise his foe, but failed. Jimmy barely needed to sidestep the failed charge. Crobat had to make a hard turn to avoid crashing into the wall.

"Hit him with Toxic!" Landon commanded, trying to regain control of the situation.

p_1d20+1(Toxic: Missed)

Crobat spat out some poison, but only managed to land it on the floor a few inches away from its target. This was not a good sign.

"Damn, okay. Try Poison Fang."

p_1d20+1(Poison Fang: 18% damage, 20% chance to poison)

This was more like it. Crobat successfully managed to swoop in and bite Jimmy, damaging him and injecting him with a little poison. Whether or not it would actually poison him, however, was anyone's guess.

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Landon
0%
Status: Fine

Crobat:
15%
Status: Mega for 2 more turns

Cooldowns:
Air Cutter: 1
Toxic: 2

1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1

[PolarStarQuote]

AD4rNcBPp_1d20-1=14


p_1d20-1=3

Ashley would softly raise a brow, before quietly and, admittedly, weakly dodging to the side, avoiding the first of the hallows blasts was avoided, But, the second would hit Ashley in the face, blasting her back with the sheer magical power, making Ashley grumpily glare at Jimmy T. with a terribly angry look on her face. "...Nevermind. ALL the hard feelings." Ashley would say in her sour mood, as she dropped her Scepter, Red poofing back to life from it. 

"Wow Ashley, All of your strongest magics could get blasted back by that mirror of his! What are we gonna do??"

"Im smarter than he thinks, Red. I got juuust the thing..." Ashley said, before producing a bright white guitar from her bag, Pulling the entire thing from the much smaller satchel, making red go wide eyed. "Wait wait wait wait, Ashley, this is not time for music!"

"I know. But you seem to be in pain when i play it, so, Maybe this will be just fine. Hey Jimmy! LISTEN TO THESE JAMS." She angrily demanded, before with three screeching strums, Ashley unleashed three massive rumbling sound waves to fly at Jimmy, to ring and break his ears!


p_1d20+3=6 (Crazy Galaxy Guitar! Targets INT, CHA Attack 18% Damage.)

p_1d20+3=13 (^)

p_1d20+3=13(^)

"Ow ow ow ow owww, Ashley, stoooop, Your supposed to hurt HIM, not me!!" Red begged, holding his ears, as Ashley narrowed her eyes. "...You dont know pain yet."

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Ashley

HP: 142/160

Mood Swing; 016%

+10 from Spells Failing (reflected!)

+6 from Damage!
1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Wario]

Jimmy T. slid to the left to avoid the bite and then to the right to dodge the toxic goop fired at him, just giving a frown at the substance as it flew by. That could of ruined one of his best shirts! This thought was so distracting the bat made it's mark with the venomous fangs, although the afro'd dancer managed to get away without any significant poison. "Fighting a giant bat is not fun man. Totally Ashley's style though. And your's too L-Dude apparently," he commented before turning to Ashley with one foot to twist his view.

That was when it happened. It took a moment for Jimmy T. to register it, although Volt, Penny and Wario were already holding their ears... Wario disappearing under his control panel to drown out the dreadful noise. "Oh come on, Ashley! It was just a mirror trick, you don't need to ruin my mood! You should really consider lessons!" he complained before pulling out his T-Phone. "Take five! I think it's about time I called in my backup dancers!" he declared as he dialed a number and made the call as he turned around. "Yes, it's showtime!" he declared as suddenly the lights went out... Without Wario flipping the Switch. From the higher floor leapt down a large number of cats, seemingly endless in their number but also homelessness. The floor panels started flashing colors as Jimmy T turned back around and bobbed his head, the cats lining up aside him as the spotlights show on him.

"Ow! My head! Why is it so dark!" Wario's voice cried from above. "... You! Get off my controls! Go! Scram you filthy cat!" he yelled as he tossed the feline down onto the show floor. At this que the cats all stood up and bobbed their heads too before Jimmy T and all of them struck a pose simultaneously.

(Speed Up Gimick activated! As long as Jimmy T is still dancing his cat backup dancers can provide two actions of their own. They will replace each other if one falls so fighting them is probably pointless. Take out the Blue Haired Lead!)

With his backup Dancers in tow, Jimmy T. began the attack, deploying a hard hit of the back of his fist after a twirl aided by a cat jumping to scratch Crobat. He then went to kick him away with another cat doing the same.

(Crobat! Jimmy T. and the Cats are deploying their teamwork Dance-Fu on you. This is two attacks so two rolls. Roll a 12 or higher in DEX to dodge his dancing fury or take 18% damage for each miss)

Meanwhile a bunch of the other cats circled Ashley while Jimmy T. snapped. They probably would be too if they could but alas the curse of no opposable thumbs. After a short while, one broke the circle and attempted to bite Ashley's arm. Another made to scratch her leg.

(Ashley, the stray cats are attacking you! Roll a 12 or higher in DEX to evade the bite or take 12% damage with a 50% chance of poison. Roll a 12 or higher in DEX to evade the Scratch or take 15% damage)

Jimmy T. and the Alley Cats now Live!

HP: 37

Shield HP: 9

[Deleted]

Landon had to deal with a ringing with his ears after hearing Ashley play her guitar. It wasn't enough to cause physical pain, but damn was it loud and grating. She really did need lessons.

As expected, the fight continued, but what came next definitely wasn't expected. At Jimmy's call (Literally), the battlefield filled with...cats? Apparently they were his backup dancers. An odd choice, to be sure, but they were surprisingly good despite not being bipedal.

"...What?" Landon said, flabbergasted.

I4GuQ_bcp_1d20+2(Dodge 1: Success)

p_1d20+2(Dodge 2: Success)

The cats began to fight alongside Jimmy, making his attacks harder to avoid. Luckily, Crobat was fast enough to swoop out of attack range, but coming back down to attack would be much riskier from then on. 

"A-alright, ignore the cats. Just focus on Jimmy. Try another Air cutter!"

p_1d20+2(Air Cutter: Miss)

The shot got close, but missed Jimmy by a hair. "Alright, then. Try Giga Drain!"

p_1d20+1(Giga Drain: Miss)

The Giga drain was even worse, sailing right past him and somehow managed to avoid hitting any of his backup dancers despite their sheer quantity.

"Okay then, time to get up close. Use Bite!"

p_1d20+1(Critical Hit Bite: 37% damage!)

Crobat was clearly getting frustrated, because it immediately swooped down, much faster than Landon was expecting. The enlarged Pokemon bit down hard on Jimmy's chest. To say it looked painful was an understatement, but at least Crobat finally got a solid hit.

'I really need to conserve my stronger moves,' Landon thought.

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Landon
0%
Status: Fine

Crobat
15%
Status: Mega for one more turn

Cooldowns:
Toxic: 2
Air Cutter: 2
Giga Drain: 31d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+1·1d20+1

[Deleted]

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p_1d100\


p_1d20


For a Witch, it seemed Ashley had some pretty bad luck dealing with these cats, as Ashley huffed at the sight of being circled. "Uh...What are you *doing*?" Ashley asked the cats semi-boredly, as red chimed in. "Maaaybe they wanna treat?" Red suggested, as Ashley staretd digging in her back pocket for some treats...

Only to get jumped on, As her body was getting clawed up, Making the girl put on a scowly, angry face as she looked at Jimmy, her white hair shimmering into place as she reeled out her white guitar.

"Im gonna blow out your eardrums now." She would say aggressively, as she kicked that guitar to 'Wario-core Death Grind Metal' Mode, Before strumming out another set of hot riffs, Trying to blast Jimmy's head clean out of its mind with these sick hits!

p_1d20+3=17 (Crazy Galaxy Guitar! Targets INT, CHA Attack 18% Damage.)



p_1d20+3=19 (^)

p_1d20+3=22 (^)

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Ashley



HP: 118/160



Mood Swing; 022%1d20·1d100\·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Wario]

Jimmy T and the cats both nimbly dodged to the side as the winds flew past them, being no match for the dance. In similar fashion they jumped over the Crobat's Giga Drain legs spread. However there was no dancing around the bite as he "Y'ow"ed and shook his arm franctically. That was *excrutiating*. And as if it was not bad enough the complete insult to music Ashley was playing came back at full force and even worst than before!

"Ah, I see you amped it up to Wario-core Death Grind Metal! Excellent choice!" Wario declared with two thumbs up... And Wario Brand Ear Plugs in his ears. NOW AVAILABLE AT A STORE NEAR YOU FOR 1999 COINS! BUY NOW AND YOU GET A FREE WARIO HEADSET FREE OF CHARGE! Disclaimer:TheWariobrandHeadsetwillactuallybefullprice.Thisiswhatwecallascamkidsasheadds

thepricetoyourshippingandhandling.

Not able to take the migraine due to not having the foresight to bring Wario Brand Ear Plugs and spun around before falling over as the music was so bad he literally passed out from the ear trauma. Thankfully a group of paramedic cats, as one could tell by their nurse outfits, caught Jimmy T's falling body in a stretcher before carrying him out the doors.

Jimmy T. PASSED!

"... Alright! Now it's my turn!" 9-Volt declared excitedly as he jumped off his bench and kicked up his hoverboard to sail towards the Crobat and.... jumping off to kind of dash around it. "Wow! This is my first time ever seeing a Crobat in person! It's so awesome! Hey, Landon, right? How do you usually take care of these guys? They need a strong bond to evolve right? So I guess that means you took really good care of him, right?" 9-Volt started firing questions before getting a cough from Wario.

( BONUS CHANCE! Beat 9-Volt in 5 turns or less and you get the chance at the Mission's Super Boss! If you don't beat him in time the fight will automatically end early)

"9-Volt, we don't have all day, remember? Hurry up already!" Wario declared in impatience.... Oddly there was a mild look of concern on his face... That was... rare. And it was present on 9-Volt too as he was reminded. "R-right, boss! Try not to go too hard on me, okay? Let's have fun!" he declared excitedly as he jumped back onto his hoverboard and took out what looked to be a strange blade of energy and the disco scenery change to a more... blocky appearance. "Let's check this thing out!" He declared, attempting to slash Crobat.

(Crobat! 9-Volt is trying to hit you with his pixelizer blade! Roll a 14 or higher to dodge. If you fail you take 10% damage and are inflicted with "pixelized"

Pixelized: You feel like you lost some of your sharpness and are more... blocky. For 3 turns your attacks deal half their normal damage. On the flipside, you take half damage from all attacks too!)

"Alright, ready for the laser show, 9-Volt?" Wario called down from the balcony. 9-Volt gave an eager nod before falling back. Wario slams a button and a large laser cannon rises from the floor aimed directly at 9-volt and charging it's laser. In the next moment a powerful laser is fired but before it lands he activates a hexagonal yellow shield that reflects the blast in a scattered manner at the others! "Special Attack, WARIO SCATTERVOLT!"　He declared, the name appearing on a screen in the back.

(Everyone! 9-Volt is using his "Special Attack Wario Scattervolt". Roll a 12 or higher to avoid or take 24% damage)

"Let's Play!"

9-Volt

HP: 130

Polygonal Shield HP (Special Feature: No cost to activate, recovers twice as fast as a normal shield): 100

[Deleted]

Landon covered his ears and grit his teeth. That was the only sensible reaction to listening to music so bad that it literally hurt their opponent. It was even worse than before, as the "tasty riffs" were cranked up to eleven, making even Wario need to wear ear protection. Once the sounds of the awful, awful guitar riffs stopped reverberating, the battle quieted down (no pun intended) as Jimmy, having taken an absurd amount of punishment, was down for the count.

"Well, she's no Roxie, that's for sure," Landon said quietly to himself.

The second opponent of the day, 9 Volt, appeared not long after the first opponent was carried away. He was clearly a small child who just so happened to be in possession of a functional hoverboard. His appearance gave off a rather technological vibe, that he'd most likely incorporate into his attacks. The kid didn't attack right away, though. Instead, he took great interest in Landon's Crobat. It was nice of the kid to compliment him and his Crobat, but the questions he asked seemed rather personal. Landon decided to humor the kid by answering.

"Well, yeah, I guess I did. It took a little while of me taking care of him. Grooming him, feeding him stuff he liked, that sorta thing." Landon could've gone on by describing him playing with his Golbat as if they were a little kid, or mention his confusion as to how "Dry" could be considered a flavor, but there was no time for that. They had already spent too much time on the subject.

U|bM0Ejjp_1d20+2(Dodge attempt: Success!)

9 Volt tried to attack Crobat with his energy blade, but Crobat was able to backpedal quickly, causing the kid to miss by a wide margin. That wasn't all that 9 Volt had in store, though.

p_1d20+2(Crobat's dodge attempt: Success)

p_1d20(Landon's dodge attempt: Fail)

The laser blast was avoided nimbly by Crobat, but his owner didn't have as much luck. Landon was hit dead on by the laser fragment, not having had enough time to avoid it. That wouldn't stop him from participating, however.

p_1d20+1(Bite: 26% on hit)

p_1d20+1(Critical Bite!)

p_1d20+1(Crit Confirm)

p_1d20+1(Bite 3: We Needed a Trilogy)

Landon didn't have much else to command Crobat to do. They had burned through mostly everything else, so all they could do was try to attack as aggressively as possible before the Mega effect wore off.

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Landon:
117/140
Status: Hurt

Crobat:
115/130
Status: Won't be Mega next turn
Cooldowns:
Air Cutter: 1
Giga Drain: 21d20+2·1d20+2·1d20·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1

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"...Sorry Jimmy. Hope your stadium career does better than working with this chump." Ashley would say as she watched Jimmy flop onto the stretcher, Tuning her guitar a bit before putting it away. "Sorry we wont participate in it anymore! But hey, Maybe you'll ref a match of ours~!" Red would follow up, before soon, a new challenger appeared! ...9-volt. "Oh boy. The Twerp." Ashley said, despite being the same age as 9-volt.



"Sorry, Taking it easy isnt in my vocabulary today. Now --"



"UH, ASH, LASER GUN, LASER GUN!" Red would warn, as Ashley's expression suddenly got pretty wide, as She immediately grabbed Red, Stretching him out into a Broomstick, and flying off!


E0wBSOTup_1d20-1=16

And with expert flying, Ashley avoided, ducked and weaved to avoid the laser blasts, Her Broomstick moving quite easily. "Everything kinda looks like one of those old games 9-volt likes to play, Huh Ash?" Red would point out, as Ashley sighed. "Only losers play videogames." Ashley would say. "Witchcraft is a much more fulfilling lifestyle." Ashley pointed out, as she would raise her finger.

"Like so. Hocus Pocus!" With that, Ashley suddenly blasted out a all hollows blast, aiming for right on 9-volt's glasses, as Ashley quickly took out her Cauldron, and began to brew up some potions for the rest of this fight.


p_1d20+3=13


p_1d10(Potion Brewing Check! Potions do 2d2 Damage...)

p_1d10(Afflict Infatuation...)

p_1d10(with No additional effect!)

"..." Ashley stared at the Pink Brewed bottles she had made in retching sickness."Ehehe...Remember last time we made these, at the fight against Am--"

"Cram it."

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Ashley


HP: 118/160


Mood Swing; 022%

Potion: 3/3 (Deals 2d2 Damage, afflicts infatuation)


1d20·1d20·1d10·1d10·1d10